Match the CSI Spinoff with The Who Songs

[asterion]

Coming from my slight hijack in the CSI: Hogwarts thread, I thought it would be fun to come up with some location or idea for even more CSI spinoffs. Of course, every spinoff needs a theme song using 30 seconds from a Who song. Points for every idea/appropriate song, bonus points for every wrong but still somehow appropriate song. For example:

CSI: High School. All the perps are high school students, all the victims are high school students. Preferably a lot of the crimes would occur in a high school. Theme song: Baba O'Riley. Inappropriate theme songs: My Generation, The Kids Are Alright, and Summertime Blues.

Seeing as how there is only a limited pool of Who songs, overlaps are okay.

[BubbaDog]

Show:CSI Cold Case
Theme: Well, just like Cold Case. Old unsolved crimes are the main subject
Who song: Emminence Front (people forget, come and join the party dressed to kill)

Show: CSI Long Distance
Theme: Forensic analysts try to solve crimes committed via computer network from different parts of the world
Who song: I can see for miles (I know you deceive me now here's a surprise)

Show:CSI Domestic Violence
Theme: domestic violence
Who Song: Squeeze Box (Momma's got a squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night :p )

[RealityChuck]

CSI: Olympics
Someone is killing members of various countries' 4 x 400 and 4 x 100 track teams.
Who song: The Relay

CSI: Desperate Housewives
While their husbands are on business trips, women having affairs are being killed.
Who song: A Quick One While He's Away

CSI: Tarantula
The city is overrun by arachnids from Russa
Who song: Boris the Spider

CSI: Alien Arachnids
The city is overrun by giant spiders from outer space
Who song: Cobwebs and Strange

CSI: Abracadabra
The crew investigates murders on a tour of traveling magicians, where there was a bit controversy over the price of tickets.
Who song: Magic Bus

CSI: Domestic violence against men.
Who song: My Wife

CSI: Prostitution sting
CSI sets up to arrest johns soliciting prostitutes.
Who song: I was Just Being Friendly

[BubbaDog]

Show: CSI Request Line
Theme: Victims approach the CSI staff and ask for help
Who Song: See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Heal Me

Show: CSI Rail
Theme: CSI team solves crimes on a moving train
Who song: 5:15 (Out of my brain on the train)

[cormac262]

(Gotta be careful some TV producers gonna run with some of these, they're that good ! ;-)

CSI: Bay Watch
Theme: seaside victims
Who songs: Drowned, Sea and the Sand

CSI: I, Robot
Theme: solving crimes committed by robots
Who song: 905

CSI: Red Light District
Theme: victims found in brothels
Who songs: Trick of the Light, Love Ain't for Keeping

[Sean Factotum]

CSI: Missing Persons
Theme: What goes on in a forensics lab during a kidnapping
Song: "The Seeker"

[Smeghead]

CSI: Lily
Theme: They only investigate murdered women named Lily
Who song: (Of course) Pictures of Lily

OK, that was a stretch.

[Marley23]

CSI: Headspace
Theme: Crime Scene Investigators, high on drugs, investigate the murders of men and women, high on drugs, who were killed by murderers high on drugs.
Song: Acid Queen

[Ilsa_Lund]

CSI: High School
Who Song: My Generation

[middleman]

CSI: Point Place
Who Song: The Kids are Alright

[ouryL]

CSI: American Pie

Happy Jack?

[emekthian]

CSI: Arcade

Centers around crimes committed in an arcade.

Theme song: Pinball Wizard (of course)

[Ilsa_Lund]

Oh, you mean you're supposed to read the OP? :smack:

[milquetoast]

CSI: Jeruselum
Theme: solving suicide bombings
Who song: Athena (She just a girl--she's a bomb!)

Here's hoping this doesn't offend.

[JRDelirious]

CSI: Wiseguy

Theme: The team has to solve cases tipped to them by agent deep-infiltrated in the Mob, but all the while protecting his cover

Songs: Behind Blue Eyes; Punk Meets the Godfather

[ultrafilter]

CSI: Transsexual Transylvania
Use your imagination.
Song: I'm A Boy.

[Lamia]

CSI: Prostitution sting
CSI sets up to arrest johns soliciting prostitutes.
Who song: I was Just Being FriendlyAh, but that's not actually a Who song, it's one of John Entwistle's solo works. :cool:

[JRDelirious]

CSI: Identity
The team researches cases where people have passed for who/what they are not. Both online phishing and real-world identity theft and framings are involved.
Song: The Real Me

[RealityChuck]

CSI: No More Who Songs!
The CSI team goes after TV producers and radio executives that keep using the same familiar songs all the time.
Who song: "Music Must Change" or "New Song"

CSI: Hotel
The team investigates a series of murders in a resort hotel. They know the murderer is one of the staff, but which one?
Who song: "Bellboy"

CSI: Spaulding Gray case
The team investigates his death. What happend to him?
Who song: "Drowned."

[quote[Ah, but that's not actually a Who song, it's one of John Entwistle's solo works.[/quote]Close enough. :)

[Marley23]

Ah, but that's not actually a Who song, it's one of John Entwistle's solo works. :cool:
In case those are eligible, I'm trying to figure out how to do CSI: Rough Boys.