What can you get the beer.com girl to do?

[manhattan]

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

Some fun things I've found:

Dance on bar.
Strip.
Fight. (Trust me on this -- it's hilarious)
Kiss a girl. (duh)
And obviously she'll get beers and pitchers.

I'll share some other stuff later after people have had their chance to play and share.

[GorillaMan]

She seems bloody stupid to me. No matter how polite or how rude I was, she didn't understand.

[Tripler]

I asked for a "scotch, please", and all I got was a shrug and smirk.

I'm outta that place.

Tripler
A bar that doesn't have scotch? Puhleese. :rolleyes:

[GorillaMan]

LMAO - whisky was my first choice, too. :dubious:

[JimSox5]

Ass gives very good results.

[manhattan]

Well, it is put up by beer.com. ;) If you don't want the beer yourself, try "beer shower."

[GorillaMan]

Ass gives very good results.
At least she's bilingual. 'Arse' works just the same.

[silenus]

Much better than the chicken! :D

[JimSox5]

Well, it is put up by beer.com. ;) If you don't want the beer yourself, try "beer shower."

Ah, thank you manny! I kept trying to figure out what was bring those results. (Wet T-Shirt gives another interesting one, I found.)

[Jenaroph]

I might find this funnier if it hadn't been done before.

I got her to wave 'Hi."

Hmm. Guys, you might like to type in "tickle."

Ask for a "light", and then watch where she puts the lighter back. YEEoww! That hadda hurt.

[Little Nemo]

"Take off top" holds no surprises, but it is a good result.

"Sing", "dance", and "tell a joke" also work.

[krisolov]

well, lick it is pretty good.

[Antigen]

Ask her to "kick"! Priceless!

Handstand is boring.

[Tripler]

"Kiss" gets you a slight lesbian scene.

Tripler
I'm giving it up for tonight, I swear. . .

[JimSox5]

Ask her to "kick"! Priceless!

Handstand is boring.

You thought of handstand, too? I didn't even think she would do it because it seemed to obscure when I typed it in. That makes me smile.

[Tripler]

And check out "call me" . . .

Tripler
Apparently, she's heard enough, but not enough to know a lot. . .

[chaoticbear]

"talk", "flip hair"

[Little Nemo]

Lie down, shoes, hair, and shake all work.

[Little Nemo]

Jump and throw also work

[Manduck]

Try "squeeze" and "split"

[ccwaterback]

cartwheel

jump rope

tongue

splits

bend over

dog <--- ???

hop

[Shagnasty]

You can try "masturbate". That is understood.

[Manduck]

and "tongue" and "play"

[Antigen]

dog <--- ???

She does the same thing when you type "yoga".

[ccwaterback]

wiggle .. whoa!!! :D

[Paul in Qatar]

"Tickle' is nice, 'banana' is better.

[ccwaterback]

pout

twirl

party

belly dance

love

[Wesley Clark]

Weird. I typed in 'bang head into wall' and she started patting her head

the phrases vomit, stab, watch tv, slap, adjust, build, murder suicide pact, earn money for college with borderline stripping on an internet site, shrug and panties all got a shrug out of her.

[ccwaterback]

She can "read" though.

[Telemark]

bottom

pushup

[jk1245]

Type in "orgasm"

:eek: :cool:

Why is there no sound??? I say again, why is there no sound??

[Fern Forest]

pillow -> pillow fight
sleep -> she goes to sleep

[Fern Forest]

She also likes Playboy

[Telemark]

She does the same thing when you type "yoga".
downward facing dog, a yoga position

sleep

whore and bitch and f*ck give the same results as masturbate

serve

gun

flex

angry and mad (slightly different than pout)

[Chairman Pow]

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

Kiss a girl. (duh)


Too bad "kiss an attractive girl" didn't work any better.

[jmizzou]

Type in "orgasm"

:eek: :cool:

Why is there no sound??? I say again, why is there no sound??

Now, type in "fake".

[Rhubarb]

"Lap Dance" gives nice results.

"Kiss me" is also good.

[Mooney252]

Rhubarb -- you beat me with "kiss me."

"Strip" is cute.

[ataraxy22]

"knee" is painful

[Israfel]

Alot of the good one's have already been mentioned. But here are a few fun ones:

tap dance
give hummer
be a man

:p

[LordVor]

"jumping jacks" was amusing.

[Anastasaeon]

"shake your booty" was fun :D

[GrizzRich]

I got a giggle before it even started.

That the applet was GETTING LOADED rather than ...LOADING... made me chuckle.

[luluBahrain]

Now, type in "fake".
Damn it, you took mine. Twas funny.

[HanoNymus]

Try

"wet" (nice one)

and

"cowgirl"

(hints found after clicking on the ad).

Her name might be Tammy (that's the .swf file's title, anyway) - but she doesn't respond to that. If someone knows how to get past the password protection in that file we might be able to retrieve the list of valid commands.

[maleinblack]

I thought fight was cool!

[Tangent]

'prance' and 'flaunt' work the same

'flash' get the same result as 'ass'

'seduce' is good

[InvidiousCourgette]

If you want to cheat, look for "Tammy" here (http://presurfer.meepzorp.com/archive/2004_11_01_archive.html) for a complete list of commands.

Try math for some sexy glasses action.

[Tapioca Dextrin]

play air guitar gets her to, well, maybe my imagination is warped. ;)

[Tapioca Dextrin]

and "hummer" gets better results than other euphemisms.

[clairobscur]

"kneel" has unexpect results...

[clairobscur]

"hug" works

[clairobscur]

Sorry, "hug" doesn't work. "Giggle" does.

[Zebra]

She would not swoon or faint but 'Fight' was fun.

[Zebra]

Pillow Fight

and


Banana

[MaryEFoo]

It's not loading for me, all that appears in the frame is a red X in a box.

Could this be a browser restriction of some sort?

[Little Nemo]

Karate and macarena both work.

[UncleRojelio]

"Chat" works. Not as exciting as "Kiss me", but I hadn't seen it yet.

[ccwaterback]

It's not loading for me, all that appears in the frame is a red X in a box.

Could this be a browser restriction of some sort?

Requires Flash plug-in.

http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash

[Zebra]

Why does she look at her wrist? She isnt' wearing a watch.

[Zebra]

Ask to see her tattoo.

[SpectBrain]

ask for a light

[Tansu]

What part of "get us a packet of pickled onion flavour monster munch, love" sounds like "gyrate against my barstool"?

[Telemark]

What part of "get us a packet of pickled onion flavour monster munch, love" sounds like "gyrate against my barstool"?
Um, the word "love". It just looks for single words, there's no phrase matching. The list of all the actions was posted on the first page somewhere.

[NothingMan]

I got one thats not on that supposed "master list" linked to on the previous page:

surf


Its not very original, but it leads me to believe that there are other commands that haven't yet been discovered.

[UncleRojelio]

"guitar" (without the "air") works and is different than "airguitar"
"rock" works but is that same as "headbang"

[Mehitabel]

...she won't clean, mop, or polish.

OTOH, she'll never give you a bill or check either!

And she won't leave or say goodbye.

Fun site. Nice athletic girl.

[jjimm]

She didn't understand me when I called her a shameless hussy.

However, I did find the secret unlock code to make her take all of her clothes off:

Of course I didn't. But you just had to check, didn't you, you filthy pervert!!!

[Dragwyr]

I found these ones that haven't been mentioned yet:

"do a magic trick"
"Karate chop"
"box"
"do some math"
"Phone number"

[Ghanima]

Filthy girl doesn't brush her teeth, but apparently she knows how to use a gun...

[JohnBckWLD]

Can't get Tammy to blow fire like the barmaid @ NYCDF2001 / Red Rock West.

[chaoticbear]

She'll also get you a bottle or a can if you prefer.

"beer.com" shows you her tattoo.

But she is a bad bartender. Coke, soda, water, wine, and cocktail give me nothing.

[Tripler]

"pushups", "rack", "giggle", "good joke", and "dance on bar" seem to work well.

Tripler
Strangely, "coyote ugly" produces the same results as "dance on bar".

[Tripler]

Whoa, hey!!

"shake it" works as does "shake that booty".

Yet, if you "call security", you get '555-BEER :heart: :heart:' as a response.

Seems "call 'X'" leaves you with the same response.

Tripler
She's still a very attractive young lady, though. . .

[JimSox5]

Whoa, hey!!

"shake it" works as does "shake that booty".

Yet, if you "call security", you get '555-BEER :heart: :heart:' as a response.

Seems "call 'X'" leaves you with the same response.

Tripler
She's still a very attractive young lady, though. . .

Ah, but did you try "Shake it like a polaroid picture?" Eh? Eh?



Yeah, me either. But you did get that song in my head. Thanks.


No, really. Thanks. I like that song. Especially when put to "Peanuts."

[TimeI5Fleeting]

suck = lick

cocktail and blowjob just leaves here all blonded-out and confused :dubious:

I know a LOT of words that get teh "butt-wiggle" followed by the no-no finger wave but they're probably more pitworthy vocabulary :p

Okay, "blue martini" makes her take a foamy drink of beer with a 'milk' moustache

show us your tits gets her down to a bra :eek:

bend over is pretty nice

Mudwrestling just gets a blank stare :(

[TimeI5Fleeting]

Um, the word "love". It just looks for single words, there's no phrase matching. The list of all the actions was posted on the first page somewhere.

It doesn't even seem that bright, seems more like a bubble sort/branching tree. you could say loves or lovely and you'll get the same result. just the first letters that match a word in her database are what she does