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Ilsa_Lund
12-03-2004, 04:17 AM
Can he microwave a burrito so hot that even he cannot eat it?

Can he roll, like, a totally righteous doobie, like, so, like, phat that even he could totally not smoke it?

Could he create ignorance so stubborn that even he could not dispel it?

Could he make a cup of coffee so strong he could not drink it?

Could he make pie so tasty that he could not eat another bite?

Could he make Vegemite so salty he could not eat it?

Could he make a trench in the ocean so deep that he could not visit it? Just once? In 1960? For 20 minutes?

Cisco
12-03-2004, 04:37 AM
Could he write an OP repeated so many times no one would respond to it?


Oops, guess not :D

Liberal
12-03-2004, 05:06 AM
I'd be satisfied if He just made coffee filters that are easy to separate.

Dijon Warlock
12-03-2004, 05:13 AM
Oh, come ON, Lib!

Get real.

Liberal
12-03-2004, 05:17 AM
Yeah, I just thought I might as well shoot for the moon. :p

MrFantsyPants
12-03-2004, 05:18 AM
Could he make a bulletin board so addictive that even he couldn't get anything else done?

Could he make himself so imaginary that even he didn't believe in him.

shijinn
12-03-2004, 05:45 AM
can he create a sword so powerful that he can commit seppuku?

Gyrate
12-03-2004, 05:58 AM
Could he create ignorance so stubborn that even he could not dispel it?I think this one's been conclusively proven already.

Shirley Ujest
12-03-2004, 06:24 AM
A monkey so strong that he could not get it off His back?

Fuji Kitakyusho
12-03-2004, 07:48 AM
Could he create another god?

Slings bag of wrenches back over shoulder.

Annie-Xmas
12-03-2004, 07:51 AM
Can he make a phone cord that will not tangle?

whole bean
12-03-2004, 08:18 AM
ehhh . . . well sir of course, he could, but then again . . uh . . . wow, as melon scratchers go that's a honey doodle . . .

Ponder Stibbons
12-03-2004, 08:32 AM
Could He make an argument so compelling He could not refute it?










In GD?

msmith537
12-03-2004, 08:32 AM
Could he take a crap so big even he couldn't flush it?

Zebra
12-03-2004, 08:52 AM
Zebra's nephew: Can He-Man beat up Jesus?

Zebra: Yes he could, but he wouldn't do that.