The Evil twin scenario

[dpr]

Imagine if you will, spending time lurking on your favourite message board. It's almost time to finish work but you linger a moment longer, looking to offer words of wisdom, advice or just make a total fool of yourself.

But lo and behold!! Someone may yet do it for me...

All of a sudden you see your name in the Last Post column.
Again and again and again.


Freaky feeling. I don't think I've got a mental dysfunction (though it would explain the black holes in my memory lately). I don't think I've been cloned (cos then it'd 'dpr dolly'). And I don't think I have an evil twin I don't know about.

But I'm not sure on that last one.

Excuse me, I have to go ring my mum.

[dpr]

Oh this gets better and better....

Now I'm being spammed. Countless emails in the past two hours....


Imitation is supposed to be flattering not irritating.

[Ayesha]

dpr,

Welcome to the world of cowardly/imposter/emailterroist/trolls. ::sigh:: It will get tired of bothering you soon and move on to a new victim. Several of us have been there.

This too shall pass.

[Monster104]

This imposter must not be very bright. In fact, I don't think I've met a dumber piece of shit IRL.

[pLt]

I'd like to say I've known dpr for several years now and he DOESN'T NEED an evil twin.

[dpr]

Hey! Does being impersonated and hounded mean ... *gasp* I've "made it" here on the boards?

Oh gosh... *getting emotional*



And pLt, exactly how are you helping here? *aims a stress ball at his housemate's head*

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dpr: staying whimsical even in the face of troll impersonation and unfair persecution

[Ayesha]

Yes dpr, welcome to the world of those worthy of impersonation. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Huggles to you.