View Full Version : America's Sexiest Plumber
12-10-2004, 06:38 AM
Had to bring this to your attention, I just can think of too many dopers who would appreciate it.
Vote for America's Sexiest Plumber (http://www.americanstandard-us.com/buy/promotions/sexiestplumber/sexiest_vote.asp)
12-10-2004, 07:04 AM
Uh, where's the cleavage?
/me wanders off mumbling something unintelligible about a swimsuit competition and monkey wrenches.
12-10-2004, 07:11 AM
Where are the asian, hispanic and black plumbers? CALL THE ACLU!
Oh, and if this woman is an actual plumber, she is my new personal heroine. I want my daughter (who is quite the hottie at 4.5, if I do say so myself.) to be a plumber.
What other job can you show up at someone's house moments before a BIG Party starts and look into a stuffed toilet and say, " I don't know...this could take awhile..."
"What will it cost me?" says the frantic homeowner.
Reaches into the yuck and pulls out a barbie doll head, " That'll be three hundred dollars."
"You want me to flush it again for you?"
"No. It's a life lesson to teach your kids not to flush inappropriate objects down the toilet and then take a massive dump."
12-10-2004, 07:18 AM
Okay -- I voted. I hope I do better than I did on November 3rd.
12-10-2004, 09:29 AM
Too butch. :(
12-10-2004, 09:49 AM
Too butch. :(
They're plumbers, they're supposed to be butch. And I voted for the stunner with the chiseled cheekbones and the goatee.
12-10-2004, 09:55 AM
gobear, do you mean Bobby Lugo? He's got my vote! Hell, any of them can clean my pipes, ya dig?
But really, the chick has it. The guys are for the most part good looking (even though some of them aren't my type) but I think judging objective sexiness, she wins.
I'm still voting Lugo, though. :cool:
12-10-2004, 10:13 AM
I voted for Gino.
12-10-2004, 10:33 AM
Robert Price, Jr. got my vote.
12-10-2004, 10:34 AM
Tossup between John Gennaro, Bobby Lugo and Tom Scoville. I put in my vote for Scoville, though. When I go bald, that's how I want to do it.
12-10-2004, 10:38 AM
I just noticed that Gennaro is in my area. I'll have to make sure my wife never calls him. ;)
I was a little disappointed that there's no swimsuit competition, or at least a butt cleavage competition.
12-10-2004, 10:39 AM
Voted for Geno although none of them are my type.
Daniel's the best looking but a little TOO perfect for my tastes. I like a flannel man; after hours he's probably designer labels.
12-10-2004, 10:48 AM
Yeah, Bobby Lugo. What a hunk of hottitude! Justin Alkes would be the 1st runner-up and the Caccia brothers would have to share the Miss Congeniality title.
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