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audiobottle
12-21-2004, 12:56 PM
Pure Lunacy - Might not be completely worksafe (http://taking-over-the-internet.com/)

Has anybody else seen this? Don't be fooled by the giant titanium rings (which are made of titanium rings no less) or the link to the live webcam of Mount St. Helens. This website is awful in a whole new way. There are plenty of bad websites out there, but this one is interesting in that it seems to have a point, but I can't figure out what it is. I think it's anti-women. It might be anti-grownups. One thing is for sure, it has something to do with IMMORTALITY. It's only not worksafe just because of some language somewhere far down the page.

Phlosphr
12-21-2004, 01:02 PM
My brain hurts now.

Duckster
12-21-2004, 01:15 PM
Registrant:
Robert Hedges
50 elks Rd. Trailer E
Sedona, Arizona 86340
United States

Registered through: Healing Arts Media
Domain Name: TAKING-OVER-THE-INTERNET.COM
Created on: 03-Apr-04
Expires on: 03-Apr-05
Last Updated on: 04-Apr-04


(Bolding mine.)

audiobottle
12-21-2004, 01:20 PM
I think that the main point, besides selling TITANIUM RINGS!!!!1!!11 is to say that we are all murderers, women especially, since we have children and they will all die some day. Apparently children have a right to IMMORTALISATION! that presumably, non-children don't have. Oh, and something about how women should be grateful to men for our willingness to have sex with them (something I try to tell girls all the time, naturally), and the Illuminati.

Lobsang
12-21-2004, 01:34 PM
Windows XP is extremely improved over Windows 3.1 but, from the egos point of view there is a major problem.....with XP, you have no authority, Source owns all of you intentions....unless, of course you elect to remain in control so that you can finish killing yourself while pretending all is well.


See this man in a white coat? This man is going to take care of you now.

Phlosphr
12-21-2004, 01:48 PM
Funny I was just in Sedona, and whilst driving through Oak Creek Canyon I saw a dude with a scruffy beard, ratty clothes, holding a sign that said: "Former Pixy Dust Spreader for the tilted whirl. Will work for food" I never knew he'd show up with a website though.

photopat
12-21-2004, 02:04 PM
Hmm. Interesting. There definitely seems to be some resentment toward women expressed there.


Excuse me while I go rinse my brain.

Lobsang
12-21-2004, 02:09 PM
computer dish football.

audiobottle
12-21-2004, 02:19 PM
Funny I was just in Sedona, and whilst driving through Oak Creek Canyon I saw a dude with a scruffy beard, ratty clothes, holding a sign that said: "Former Pixy Dust Spreader for the tilted whirl. Will work for food" I never knew he'd show up with a website though.

Makes you kind of wish you'd hired him, huh.

CynicalGabe
12-21-2004, 02:26 PM
I went to that site. Once. in 1960. for 20 minutes.

Happy Lendervedder
12-21-2004, 02:38 PM
(6)There are two equal forms of rape. (A)Forced Sex.
(B)Forced Abstinence through Female Imposed Sexual Depravity.


I imagine this guy'll be getting raped (def. b) every day for many, many, many, many, many years to come.

Tentacle Monster
12-21-2004, 04:56 PM
CONNIVING UNDERHANDED NARCISSISTIC TAKER Cunt Healer

User name!

Divine Intercession and Intervention: Free Cunt Healings Truth Love Clarity Taking over the net Internet Mind Food for Taught: Creating Internet Dominance and Interneted Intention Relativistics One Immortalising Mind Dominance by Eternal Living Source of Universal Virtuous Immortalising Intention and the Earth Wide Compassionate Socialisation Strategies of Robert Ray Hedges. Also, Including the Children's Immortalisation Network aspect of Mortality Resolution International which is the prime essence of "The Quickening" Schools of Eath are building Nodes of Illuminati Resolution Protocal. All Persons Needs are Respected. Transition is UnderWay on Mayday Mayday 2004 :-)


It's like a bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap, only it doesn't leave you clean and minty fresh.

It seems this guy links to all his other pages, from all his other pages.

Found some dandy images... Harry Potter, Psychic Police (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TentacleMonster/harry-potter-psychic-police.jpg), ETERNAL DEVINE REFRACTION (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TentacleMonster/lighthouse3a.jpg) , And the guy responsible for the whole shebang. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TentacleMonster/robert.jpg)

All in all, I'd say the worst thing about the guy is the hideous animated background.

Lobsang
12-21-2004, 04:59 PM
This reminds me.

There's this woman who often walks through town talking quite loudly to herself. I usually just walk past but I've often thought I'd like to hear her conversation.

Ike Witt
12-21-2004, 05:18 PM
It seems that Alex Chui has joined forces with the TimeCube guy.

picunurse
12-21-2004, 08:10 PM
My guess is that here is an example of schizophrenia at its finest. His is a self-fulfilling prophecy. He is the voices in his head, and they are all talking at once, all the time.
He just wants others to hear them too. Except, of course, for the woman who told him to f*** off at some point. which, of course, translated by the voices is all women.

Don't scare me anymore, ok? :)

Savannah
12-21-2004, 08:23 PM
Ouch.

Also? Worst background ever.

audiobottle
12-21-2004, 08:54 PM
What I find most admirable is his ability to combine his desire to protect children's rights to immortality while simultaneously trying to sell/advertise? titanium rings, condos in Maui, and psychic services.

Caught@Work
12-21-2004, 11:51 PM
Weird.
This page fires up my Dialup Connection Dialog Box.
That's strange as I use a router through an ADSL connection.
I wonder if that site is not all it seems.

Kythereia
12-21-2004, 11:52 PM
You guys are brave souls. I can't even get through the first paragraph of that. What is he on? And can I get some?

Cinnamon Girl
12-22-2004, 02:36 AM
I'm not sure you're actually supposed to read it. Even with the enormous yellow text. But I tried. I just kept finding myself focused on the blinking lights.

And now I'm quite dizzy. I detect something inherently wrong. It might be subliminal.


I'm really scared. :(

Lobsang
12-22-2004, 11:04 AM
Pressing the 'stop' button on your browser (the white x inside a red circle, usually next to the refresh button) stops all the animations. Might make the website slightly easier to read. Pigs might also fly.

Madd Maxx
12-22-2004, 11:22 AM
Quote:

Step Eight: CRUCIAL
CONTACT OTHER SCHOOLS to begin their process. Communicate Regularly; Stay Connected to create the Power you will all need to Dominate the Matrix Illuminati with Immortal Legal Peaceful Intent. :confused:

The Matrix Illiminati? Immortal Legal Peaceful Intent?

Kids, this is why drugs, mental instability and the internet don't mix.

jjimm
12-22-2004, 11:35 AM
I thought I was overdoing it when I wrote my fake crazy HAMPSTER MENACE (http://www.crowaptok.com/HAMPSTER/hampster_menace.htm) site, but now I see that I set the bar way too low.

audiobottle
12-22-2004, 01:29 PM
I thought I was overdoing it when I wrote my fake crazy HAMPSTER MENACE (http://www.crowaptok.com/HAMPSTER/hampster_menace.htm) site, but now I see that I set the bar way too low.

To be fair, the coherence in your last sentence clearly puts you at a very large disadvantage to Mr. Ray.

Now who wants to join my petition to the Mods to let his background be the new layout for the Boards? It'd be like feeding the hamsters acid, only without the good trips.

audiobottle
12-22-2004, 01:31 PM
And at the risk of being rude, I am going to post again and applaud jjimm's website there. I particularly like:

I killed it with a brick.

beckwall
12-22-2004, 02:44 PM
Trailer E, the newest vortex of psychic power in Sedona! And who said this town was full of wacko hippy types!

Caught@Work
12-23-2004, 06:00 AM
I thought I was overdoing it when I wrote my fake crazy HAMPSTER MENACE (http://www.crowaptok.com/HAMPSTER/hampster_menace.htm) site, but now I see that I set the bar way too low.

Your story sounds like it's been told through by the voice of Manuel from Fawlty Towers. Mhwahahaha!