The Official Natural Energy Source...

[twickster]

...of the U.S. Ski Team.

That's the claim to fame of Nature Valley 100% Natural Crunchy Granola Bars, my midmorning snack of choice.

Does anyone know what their Official Unnatural Energy Source is?

[Doctor Jackson]

I don't know what they call it, but it involves nipple clamps and a generator.

[cher3]

Little Chocolate Donuts.

(That's how old I am.)