Embarrasing attractions you have to movie characters.

[Amazon Floozy Goddess]

You know, the kind of attraction you dare not tell your family or friends about, or else they'll think you're deranged. I'm not talking about human characters, either, so as an example, here's mine:

Seen the Hellboy movie? You know Abe Sapien? The fish guy? Yeah. I've got the hots for him. I have uncontrollable, perverted fantasies daily about him. I can't help it. It's horrible. Let's not even go into how many photos I have on my computer and the collectible figurines I have. Oh, dear Og, help me. It's so messed up, but it feels so gooood!


Who's your shameful movie character desire?

[Baker]

Well, the character was in both the television series and the movies, so I guess he counts. Worf, the Klingon. Tall, dark, deep voice, forceful personality, I wouldn't mind having my neck ache afterwards!

[Earthworm Jim]

Just anime characters - Yurika Misumaru & Lynn Minmei

[Hot Buttered Toast]

Hellboy.

I have a small poster of him and the BPRD keychain, but whenever I try asking stores about Hellboy action figures, they always give me odd looks. It's not exactly that shameful, because if my friends find out I can always point out that a certain percentage of them have the hots for the Phantom of the Opera.

I have a crush on Abe Sapien as well. It's the way he moves and his voice, although I can't seem to find any posters of him for reasonable prices.

I'm not sure if Nightcrawler is odd enough for this thread.

[Amazon Floozy Goddess]

Hellboy.

I have a small poster of him and the BPRD keychain, but whenever I try asking stores about Hellboy action figures, they always give me odd looks. It's not exactly that shameful, because if my friends find out I can always point out that a certain percentage of them have the hots for the Phantom of the Opera.

I have a crush on Abe Sapien as well. It's the way he moves and his voice, although I can't seem to find any posters of him for reasonable prices.

I'm not sure if Nightcrawler is odd enough for this thread.

Try explosiontoys.com. I got my 12" Abe figure from them. They had a lot of stuff. The 12" Hellboy looks awesome, and I seem to remember it only being around $40 US. That's what I paid for my Abe, too.

I'm sure the Dark Horse official site will have some toys, as well. Forget the local comic joint - I never had any luck finding anything at those kinds of places.

I think Nightcrawler would count. ;)

[Anaamika]

Well, then I've also got the hots for Nightcrawler.

That's all I can think of for the moment, but I'll come back. But chances are it will be another one of the X-Men.

[Zebra]

the collectible figurines I have. Oh, dear Og, help me. It's so messed up, but it feels so gooood!



I got my 12" Abe figure from them.




Just what do you do with the 12" action figure?


Ok, I'll admit that I had a bit of a crush on The Little Mermaid.

[Amazon Floozy Goddess]

Just what do you do with the 12" action figure?


Ok, I'll admit that I had a bit of a crush on The Little Mermaid.
I took all his clothes off once. Just out of curiosity. He had the same damn built-in underwear that Ken dolls have. The bastages!! :D

I'd love to have the 4-foot-tall maquette to molest, but don't have the $300 to burn. It's a sweeeeeet maquette, too. :D

[rjung]

I think a lot of folks have developed an attraction to Helen "Elastigirl" Parr. And they're not embarassed to admit it. ;)

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Just anime characters - Yurika Misumaru & Lynn Minmei
I rejoice!

You, too, have found the Way of the Sainyed Miss Macross!

PRAISE MINMEI!! <sparkley eyes>

[pinkfreud]

I don't want to love Han Solo, but I can't help it. Han Solo is a sexist pig. He's an inconsiderate rat. He's a manipulative con artist.

But he's welcome to come up and see me, any time.

[Draelin]

Ok, I'll admit that I had a bit of a crush on The Little Mermaid.
And Prince Eric was possibly the hottest cartoon man ever drawn. :)

I have a Superman fetish. I know sex with a Kryptonian would likely kill me--and I don't care.

And don't even get me started on my whole Luke Skywalker fantasy. Just think--control of the Force: he could touch me without even using his hands ...

Really, I have an uncontrollable attraction to farmboys with strange powers. :)

[JThunder]

Disney's Maid Marian. What a fox.

[kunilou]

Harrumph! Kids.

Jessica Rabbit.

[Ephemera]

I used to have a crush on Veronica Lodge. Aside from her, I can't think of any that're particularly weird. Maybe B'Ellana Torres from Voyager?

[DeVena]

So I'm the only woman here who would leave her husband for Aragorn?

Don't get me wrong, I love DeHusband, Happy Valentine's Day and all that jazz...

But I gotta tell ya, In. a. heartbeat.

[Mrs. Cake]

For years after "Time Bandits" was released, I had it bad for Evil. It didn't lead to a full David Warner jones, although I like him as an actor just fine. Nope, I just really dug Evil.

[CandidGamera]

I don't want to love Han Solo, but I can't help it. Han Solo is a sexist pig. He's an inconsiderate rat. He's a manipulative con artist.

You forgot 'scruffy-looking nerf herder.'

Hm. The aformentioned Jessica Rabbit; And let's give a shout-out to Lola from Space Jam.

[pinkfreud]

So I'm the only woman here who would leave her husband for Aragorn?

Don't get me wrong, I love DeHusband, Happy Valentine's Day and all that jazz...

But I gotta tell ya, In. a. heartbeat.
I totally agree. But I don't feel guilty about loving Aragorn. This thread asked for "embarrassing attractions," and I'm not a bit embarrassed to admit being attracted to a brave, intelligent, magnanimous guy. It's the weaselly misogynists like Han Solo and Indiana Jones who embarrass me, by turning me on despite my highmindedness. I guess it's true what they say: ladies love outlaws.

[FilmGeek]

Who you calling scruffy lookin?

Lucius Malfoy. He's just so "bad".

[Anaamika]

Disney's Maid Marian. What a fox.
Oooooooooooh yeah. Robin Hood, from the same movie.

[Shirley Ujest]

Mr. Ujest is a nice, decent man and I love him and all that stuff, but if Captain Jack Sparrow ever sashayed up to my front porch....stick a fork in me, I am done.

[cher3]

Aragorn is probably too busy.


Strider, now...that's another story.

[rjung]

And let's give a shout-out to Lola from Space Jam.
Feh, she's just Babs Bunny grown up but with her sense of humor removed. ;)

[Dark Side of the Floyd]

Disney's Maid Marian. What a fox.

Hah! Awful.

[Kilvert's Pagan]

Who you calling scruffy lookin?

Lucius Malfoy. He's just so "bad".Whew - I can say "Hermoine" now. :D

[betenoir]

Well, the character was in both the television series and the movies, so I guess he counts. Worf, the Klingon. Tall, dark, deep voice, forceful personality, I wouldn't mind having my neck ache afterwards!


Then I guess I shouldn't encite jealosy by mentioning that I did actually date Worf a few years ago. Not that he would admit to it. But, tall dark, deep voice, forceful personality. Spoke Klingon with a perfect accent. Possessing a very large...sense of honor. It was obvious.


And yes my neck ached (amoung other things).

[pepperlandgirl]

I totally agree. But I don't feel guilty about loving Aragorn. This thread asked for "embarrassing attractions," and I'm not a bit embarrassed to admit being attracted to a brave, intelligent, magnanimous guy. It's the weaselly misogynists like Han Solo and Indiana Jones who embarrass me, by turning me on despite my highmindedness. I guess it's true what they say: ladies love outlaws.

Well, if it Indiana Jones is a weaselly misogynist, then I guess he's my nomination.

MmmmmmIndymmmmmm

[cornflakes]

How about Susan Sarandon in The Hunger, the scene where she has just consumed her boyfriend and is stumbling down the halls, covered in his blood. Sure, it was meant to be erotic as hell, but it's a far cry from what is considered sexy today.

If anyone knows where I could get a poster of that shot, I'd love to know.


BTW, I just asked the wife; she came up with Michael Rooker starring in Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. Will that work, or should I ask her to think of a fish? ;)

[Kamino Neko]

Just anime characters - Yurika Misumaru & Lynn Minmei

Oy...if you're attracted to MOVIE Minmei, you SHOULD be embarrassed. I can see liking the TV version, even if she's a bit of a brat, but the movie version was even worse.

Mostly because Hikaru and Misa handled the love triangle (which wasn't, really) so much better in the movie than in the TV series. I'm not sure if that just makes Minmei's brattiness worse in comparison, or if it's objectively worse because there's no longer any positive feedback from Hikaru (or alcoholic assholishness from Kaifun, for that matter) to justify it...

Now, if you mean the TV version, and are just expanding the OP (which I plan to below), while I disagree (I prefer Misa, personally, with Shammy a close second), you can disregard my post...at least she's just a brat (and I have my share of brats I like...), not a raging psychotic bitch trying to cling onto something that wasn't actually there in the first place.

Anyway...to be On Topic...

Expanding scope of the OP to TV series...

A number of animated characters... But that's not embarrassing in and of itself... It's the frequency that I get the hots for UNDERAGED animated characters...

Just to name a couple:

Like Raven and Terra (Teen Titans TV series)...Uhm...and Beast Boy, too...
And Shammy's clearly not underaged, being in the military, but she does have the youngish look and attitude. (And she's a brat, too... >_>)

Ehm...and expanding again to video games...

Rikku, from Final Fantasy X and X-2 is probably my favourite video game girl of all time. Yes, even in X, when she's 15...
And Ellis from Battle Arena Toshinden...

*shifty*

Hush, you....

[Anaamika]

Oooo, and I forgot:

Ranma & Kuno from Ranma 1/2. Together would be fine.

How about Squall from FF VIII?

And Auron...*swoon*. Strong, dark and silent is just my type. (Well...one of my types!)

[Keapon Laffin]

Mostly because Hikaru and Misa handled the love triangle (which wasn't, really) so much better in the movie than in the TV series.
Since you use the names Misa and Hikaru, I assume that you mean the Jap version. Which movies are you taking about?

Oooh, Jessica Rabbit.... mmmm.... I'd play patty-cakes with her all day (and night) long...

[Kamino Neko]

Since you use the names Misa and Hikaru, I assume that you mean the Jap version. Which movies are you taking about?

Do You Remember Love?. (Retelling of the TV series.) I haven't managed to find a copy of Flashback 2012 (the sequel), yet.

DYRL is a darned good movie, but seriously incompatible with the TV series, no matter what anybody says. The existance of the Meltrandi being the biggest example that's not a massive spoiler for both versions.

[BrainGlutton]

Holly Would from Cool World

Another vote for Jessica Rabbit

And if Omaha: The Cat Dancer had ever been in a movie . . .

[BrainGlutton]

Akima from Titan A.E. (hey, come on, she's voiced by Drew Barrymore!)

[Zebra]

I think a lot of folks have developed an attraction to Helen "Elastigirl" Parr. And they're not embarassed to admit it. ;)


It's not silly or embarrsing to have a crush on her.

[Marley23]

I don't want to love Han Solo, but I can't help it. Han Solo is a sexist pig. He's an inconsiderate rat. He's a manipulative con artist.

But he's welcome to come up and see me, any time.
Thus we have proof that every stereotype about women is true. ;)

[Mr. Blue Sky]

Dr. Aki Ross from Final Fantsay: The Spirits Within.

[davmilasav]

Jareth, the Goblin King from Labyrinth. Hey, it's David BOWIE! And I was 17 when the movie came out.

I also like Nightcrawler. ANd when I was 5 I knew I was going to grow up to marry....Silver. Yes, the Lone Ranger's horse.

Beat that!
Davmi (Who is, btw, female)

[pinkfreud]

Thus we have proof that every stereotype about women is true. ;)
Sure those stereotypes are true. In fact, I am barefoot, pregnant, and vacuuming the house while wearing pearls right now. :D

[Marley23]

Sure those stereotypes are true. In fact, I am barefoot, pregnant, and vacuuming the house while wearing pearls right now. :D
Can you come over here and vacuum this place next? I promise to ignore you and sit in my recliner watching TV the whole time.

[Cuckoorex]

What a bunch of nerds you all are!




OK, I woulda dropped Arwen like a bad habit if Eowyn was interested in me. And the Pink Power Ranger was (and is still) hot.

[pinkfreud]

What a bunch of nerds you all are!
Speaking of nerds, I though Anthony Edwards, in Revenge of the Nerds, was a hottie.

[pinkfreud]

I guess I got too excited over nerds. In my post above, please read "thought" where I typed "though."

[Kamino Neko]

I'm not sure what's so embarrassing about being attracted to attractive adult humans, with no particularly odeous personality flaws, just because they happen to be animated (and sometimes superpowered).

[Hey, It's That Guy!]

Some of the ladies in the Justice League Unlimited cartoon are just drop-dead sexy. Not Wonder Woman necessarily, but Hawkgirl, Black Canary, Zatanna, Supergirl, and Barda are all drawn very attractively. I've always liked the way Bruce Timm draws women, though.

[Baker]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Baker
Well, the character was in both the television series and the movies, so I guess he counts. Worf, the Klingon. Tall, dark, deep voice, forceful personality, I wouldn't mind having my neck ache afterwards

Then I guess I shouldn't encite jealosy by mentioning that I did actually date Worf a few years ago. Not that he would admit to it. But, tall dark, deep voice, forceful personality. Spoke Klingon with a perfect accent. Possessing a very large...sense of honor. It was obvious.


And yes my neck ached (amoung other things).

How does one saw "I challenge you, bitch!" in Klingon? :D

[Marley23]

I think a lot of folks have developed an attraction to Helen "Elastigirl" Parr. And they're not embarassed to admit it. ;)
As Zebra says, why should anyone be embarrassed to be attraced to a woman who has a nice voice and is super-flexible?

[well he's back]

I guess I'm embarassed that I find Frodo in the LOTR movies extremely super attractive, cause, well, Elijah Wood is so young and I'm so old...(but at least he's over 18, ok?)

[The Mad Hermit]

Try this one:

Dr. Girlfriend from The Venture Bros. Voice included.

[a35362]

Aragorn is probably too busy.


Strider, now...that's another story.

Yeah, Aragorn (son of Arathorn) is a one- (Elven) woman man.

Strider probably smells like mud, tobacco (well, some kind of super-duper Elven clove tobacco, so maybe that's not so bad), horses, and sweat.

Wait a minute...

And how do ya figure Han Solo and Indiana Jones are misogynist? Han Solo is desperately in love with Leia and Indy is probably just too much of a workaholic to notice the women throwing themselves at him.

[Amazon Floozy Goddess]

Yeah, Strider looks pretty grimy. If he has trouble keeping his face and hands clean, can you imagine his crotch??? Oy...

[Anaamika]

I like dirty.

Sometimes.

[a35362]

No, I'm not saying Strider is, like, nasty dirty. He basically lives outdoors, so smelling like mud and horses is to be expected. But he was raised by elves and is the son of a king (am I getting this right?), so I expect he would be as personally clean as would be reasonably possible. Having dirt under his fingernails is no big deal.

*trying to imagine Prince William backpacking throughout Europe for 30 years in near-anonymity*

[Anaamika]

Don't like Prince William.

And yes, that is the kind of dirty I don't mind. I don't dirt caused by hard work. Or necesity. Or traveling through your own kingdom for 30 years while trying to regain your throne...


er...never mind.

[OtakuLoki]

Ranma & Kuno from Ranma 1/2. Together would be fine.


That sounds dangerous. Very dangerous. How long would they be able to do anything together without one challenging the other to a duel of some kind? Soon, you'd have special moves being worked on, and then training from Happousai. :eek:


Of course, I'd be far too busy making out with Nabiki to care if that were happening... :D

[Anaamika]

That sounds dangerous. Very dangerous. How long would they be able to do anything together without one challenging the other to a duel of some kind? Soon, you'd have special moves being worked on, and then training from Happousai. :eek:


Of course, I'd be far too busy making out with Nabiki to care if that were happening... :D

Nowhere did anyone say it had to be feasible.

[Anaamika]

I just noticed you said Happosai.

Ugh. (puke)

[OtakuLoki]

I understand that, it's just the competetiveness that's inherent in both characters leads my mind down *ahem* distressing corridors. ;)

[OtakuLoki]

I just noticed you said Happosai.

Ugh. (puke)


That's the scary thing about it, isn't it? :D

[Miss Mapp]

It is no secret: anyone who's more than mildly acquainted with me knows I have a hobbit fetish.

It surprised and amused when I first felt this odd attraction coming on back when FOTR first came out. I mean: here's this movie with a manly-stubbled action hero and a pristinely beautiful blonde elf, and I take no interest in them, but go nuts over the tiny guys with pointy ears and furry toes. It felt kind of weird at the time, but that was 3 years ago, and I've gotten over it since (the feeling weird part, not the fetish part; I'm still having fun with that).

The odd thing is I don't have much interest in the hobbit actors when they aren't being hobbity. But I had the same kind of non-interest in the actors who played Gkar on Babylon 5, D'Argo on Farscape, and the occasional Cardassian--whom I also found attractive--once they weren't covered in latex gunk either.

[mrklutz]

It is no secret: anyone who's more than mildly acquainted with me knows I have a hobbit fetish.

Pervy hobbit fancier. Sam will kill you if you try anything.

[fontor]

As Zebra says, why should anyone be embarrassed to be attraced to a woman who has a nice voice and is super-flexible?

Yes, I was thinking about possible sexual advantages conferred by elasticity.

[mind runs wild for a moment]

Mrs Fontor is a yoga instructor. Maybe that's where that's coming from.

[aegypt]

Dr Girlfriend. Have such a crush on her. And she's a cartoon character.

[Idlewild]

Anime character crush: Himura Kenshin. I mean... world's greatest swordsman, but so sweet and self-effacing. It's the contrast that gets me all hot and bothered, he's just going along being all sweet and cuddly and someone threatens his people and voom! he's a total badass. I think I like that in a person!

[Anaamika]

Pervy hobbit fancier. Sam will kill you if you try anything.


*snort*

[Tixenfleaz]

Well, ummm, I sorta used to think that Lassie was kind of hot. Seriously.


I was six. I didn't know.

[Tentacle Monster]

I have a hard time deciding between Excel and Hyatt. Excel's a tad too hung up on Ilpalazzo, but Hyatt just dies too often.

[CandidGamera]

I have a hard time deciding between Excel and Hyatt. Excel's a tad too hung up on Ilpalazzo, but Hyatt just dies too often.

Ropponmatsu! Sheesh.

Though, between the two, Hyatt.

[OtakuLoki]

I have a hard time deciding between Excel and Hyatt. Excel's a tad too hung up on Ilpalazzo, but Hyatt just dies too often.


Ropponmatsu! Sheesh.

Though, between the two, Hyatt.


You're both nuts! Hyatt's contagious! There is no Hyatt-immunity!

Now, since I like animated redheads, I think the Excel character I'd rather moon over is Matsuya Misaki. Sane, competent, and opinionated. Plus just as hot-looking as Hyatt (when alive) and Excel. :p

(I'd like to point out, this is not what I'd consider an embarassing attraction. Hence the lack of a mention earlier. :D )

[Amazon Floozy Goddess]

Well, ummm, I sorta used to think that Lassie was kind of hot. Seriously.


I was six. I didn't know.
*cough*freak*cough*

Ahh, what am I saying. I've got the hots for a guy who's supposed to be half fish...::eek::

[Draelin]

It is no secret: anyone who's more than mildly acquainted with me knows I have a hobbit fetish.
If it makes you feel any better, I have a lingering Goonies-era crush on Sean Astin that made me a pervy hobbit fancier, too. I feel your pain.

[Tixenfleaz]

*cough*freak*cough*

Ahh, what am I saying. I've got the hots for a guy who's supposed to be half fish...::eek::


Heh. More like 3/4 fish. And likely slimy to boot.
At least my crush has long, luxuriant hair, and a cute face.

Uhhh, my former crush. Yeah.

[Amazon Floozy Goddess]

Heh. More like 3/4 fish. And likely slimy to boot.

Hey, at least we'd never have to buy K-Y.


Sorry. I couldn't resist.

[vivalostwages]

Legolas. God help me.

[Amazon Floozy Goddess]

Legolas. God help me.
I have a friend who would heartily agree with you.

She doesn't even call him Legolas. Her own personal name for him is "Hottie Elf". :D

[Tixenfleaz]

Hey, at least we'd never have to buy K-Y.

True. :D

He does strike me as a rather cultured fellow. Witty, urbane, and can probably list any number of wines that would go well with eating him.

Sorry. It's early, and I'm badly hungover and humor-impaired.

[Baker]

I don't remember the actor's name, but he played Aries in "Hercules" with Kevin Sorbo. For some reason I just liked that dark-looking bad boy! :D

[Amazon Floozy Goddess]

I don't remember the actor's name, but he played Aries in "Hercules" with Kevin Sorbo. For some reason I just liked that dark-looking bad boy! :D
Hey, yeah. He was pretty hot.

[Lilacs]

I don't remember the actor's name, but he played Aries in "Hercules" with Kevin Sorbo. For some reason I just liked that dark-looking bad boy! :D

Oh, Kevin Smith.... yes he was. Unfortunately, he actually died a couple of years ago. :(


I had a thing for Hercules' little buddy, Iolus.

And....Karl Urban as Caesar....and Karl Urban as Eomer. Yum.

[Amazon Floozy Goddess]

Oh, Kevin Smith.... yes he was. Unfortunately, he actually died a couple of years ago. :(


I had a thing for Hercules' little buddy, Iolus.

And....Karl Urban as Caesar....and Karl Urban as Eomer. Yum.
He's dead? Bummer :( What happened to him?

[a35362]

He died in a freak accident while making a movie, IIRC. :(

[Baker]

Count me in as someone else who didn't know he was dead. :(

[Lilacs]

I didn't find out about it until about a year after it happened.

er...sorry. Didn't mean to kill the thread.

[Lumpy]

Slightly off-topic, but I was thinking about a fictional female character that it puzzles me that I don't have any attraction to her.

I refer to Kiva of the Megas:XLR cartoon. She has an athletic build, an exotic mixture of features (red hair, Asian eyes, yellow-olive skin) and her personality doesn't turn me off. I can't name a thing wrong with her. But she does nothing for me. Zero.

[Cheez_Whia]

I can get into the whole Luke Skywalker thing, but the totally hot Jedi Master is Qui-Gon Jinn.

In the elf category, Legolas is just too bland. Give me that smart-ass hottie Haldir anytime!

[Kamino Neko]

He's dead? Bummer :( What happened to him?

Accident on the set of a movie, IIRC.

*checks*

I was close...

Kevin died in Beijing, China after suffering a severe head injury in a fall. He had just finished work on Warriors of Virtue: The Return to Tao (2002) at Beijing Film Studio.

(From his IMDB entry (http://imdb.com/name/nm0808963/bio).)

Expanding this a bit further into comic books that haven't been filmed...you most recent mention of Abe reminded me...

Amphibian, from Supreme Power. >_>

[Cheez_Whia]

No, I'm not saying Strider is, like, nasty dirty. He basically lives outdoors, so smelling like mud and horses is to be expected. But he was raised by elves and is the son of a king (am I getting this right?), so I expect he would be as personally clean as would be reasonably possible. Having dirt under his fingernails is no big deal.

*trying to imagine Prince William backpacking throughout Europe for 30 years in near-anonymity*

Aragorn is not the son of a king. He is a direct-line male decendant of the kings of Arnor and Arthedain, at least one of whom (Arvedui Last King of Arthedain) married into the royal family of Gondor. I could go into more detail, but I will spare you.

[Miss Mapp]

If it makes you feel any better, I have a lingering Goonies-era crush on Sean Astin that made me a pervy hobbit fancier, too. I feel your pain.

Fortunately, I have a number of understanding and supportive friends (some of them PHFs themselves), who haved helped me through this difficult time, and indulge my fetish by providing me with as many hobbits as a grown woman could wish for. A quick inventory reveals that I have at least 25 hobbits around my home and office, from tiny plastic ones to the life-size cardboard cutout; with a couple of exceptions, all of them are gifts.



Sam will kill you if you try anything.

Since Sam invariably gets Frodo in the stories I write about them, I don't think he has anything to complain about. :)

[Beware of Doug]

Carol (Marcia Wallace), The Bob Newhart Show's tall skinny funny redhead secretary. An all-consuming jones for one rerun-filled summer when I was about 15. Thank Og that faded; I saw her a few years back on some infomercial and she looked like a very large and heavy gay man. (NTTAWWT!)

Sally (Rose Marie) on the Dick Van Dyke Show. Yeah, Laura was incredibly hot and sweet and all...but can you imagine the unanswered sexual longings Sally had built up? She could probably have sucked the face right off a man's skull.

[lisacurl]

I had the serious hot bananas for Barry Miller as Ralph Garcey in Fame. Actually, I have the serious hot bananas for Barry Miller, full-stop.

[Cat Whisperer]

Vincent from Beauty and the Beast, the TV show with Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton. Oh, my teenaged-girl fantasies about him running through the subways to my rescue...top that, you pervy hobbit fanciers!

I put my vote in for Jughead and Mr. Spock, too. I'm a sucker for a sidekick.

Is it wrong for a 38 yo woman to be attracted to Harry Potter? Cause, like, my, um friend thinks he's an extremely hot young man.

(Miss Mapp, is it possible you haven't seen The Very Secret Diaries (http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/) yet? They are absolutely hysterical.)

[well he's back]

Miss Mapp said: "Since Sam invariably gets Frodo in the stories I write about them, I don't think he has anything to complain about."
I'm so very glad she didn't say "Since Sam invariably gets Frodo iin the end n the stories..."


Yes those Secret Diaries are hilarious, tho I am definitely not a slash fan.
(
As I mentioned earlier my embarassing attraction is to movie Frodo. I forgot to mention that I embarass my teenage daughter by pointing out all the cute guys/men in any movie we go to see - Freaky Friday, Cellular - they had cute young men. She barely put up with my Capt. Jack Sparrow fixation.)

[Miss Mapp]

Vincent from Beauty and the Beast, the TV show with Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton. Oh, my teenaged-girl fantasies about him running through the subways to my rescue...top that, you pervy hobbit fanciers!

(Miss Mapp, is it possible you haven't seen The Very Secret Diaries (http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/) yet? They are absolutely hysterical.)

Yes, I've seen them. I did refer to pervy hobbit fanciers (PHFs) in my previous message, you may note.


I'd forgotten about B&B's Vincent. I too had a sort-of crush on him, long, long ago.

[Amazon Floozy Goddess]

I put my vote in for Jughead .)

You just know that sex with him would involve food in some way.