ANGRY;doesn't even begin to describe

[NadaHappyCamper]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Just who do you think you are to talk to me like that, Stranger?I wouldn't walk into your place of employment or your house and talk to you that way. :mad: :mad:

[NoClueBoy]

Surprising how the lack of details actually ADDS to the story, huh?

[Mehitabel]

The version I like best is: "I don't come over to where you're working and slap the dick out of your mouth!"

For mixed or young company, this can be changed to "I don't come over to where you're working and tell you how to make the pizza!"

Apply as needed.

[Nanoda]

Do I come by when you're working and jump up and down on the end of the bed?

[Smeghead]

Another stellar example of synergy between an OP and an OP's screen name.

[ioioio]

Thanks for sharing.



I hope it wasn't something I said.

[Waverly]

Doesn’t anyone here keep up on current events? Barnaby Stranger is a 40 year old professor of quantum paleo-anthropology at Auburn State Ag. Tech in WA. There have been numerous local reports, picked up recently by Routers, that Stranger is wanted for questioning in a series of incidents where someone, presumably Stranger, has walked into an area business not shown the proper respect to the workers. According the WA State Whisperer, Stranger focuses his attention on workers that are clearly confused, incoherent, or otherwise low functioning.

[LilyoftheValley]

Surprising how the lack of details actually ADDS to the story, huh?

It's all in the detail-to-smiley ratio.

[cuauhtemoc]

Well, you shouldn't have pissed me off. Dick.

[voltaire]

ANGRY;doesn't even begin to describe
Is your nickname Angry?

[kidchameleon]

One of my coworkers uses the phrase "Why is your mouth open and my dick not in it?" frequently upon hearing foolish or idiotic ramblings. Ahhh, what a workplace....

[pravnik]

Coach McGuirk: Hey pal, I don't bother you at your job.
Brendan Small: But, I don't have a job...
McGuirk: I don't go down to the bus terminal and pee on the seats while you're trying to clean them. Because you work there. Get it?
Small: What?

[Rufus Xavier]

We all know corruption is inevitable.......

[Binarydrone]

See, this thread reminds me of a teenaged boy who, as he is about to get laid, ejaculates into his BVDs before he can get his pants off. We could have had a good thread, or even a great thread. We could have been regaled with a tale of an encounter with a rude stranger. There could have been details shared in a witty manner and delightfully creative curses and insults. People could have rushed in to defend the stranger, others the OP. We could have had a multi-page meltdown.

Instead, we get emotocon spuge.

[NadaHappyCamper]

Thats- MISTERStupid to you Sonny Boy

[Strinka]

Wait, this isn't a pitting of Stranger on a train?

[The Great Sun Jester]

:: fires a blast from an oddly new-looking 1920s Style Death Ray in Strinka's direction ::

[Ol'Gaffer]

Somebody call Euthanasiast to get in here and spice this up a little.

[gommsn]

I don't have a friggin clue what the hell is going on but keep bringin it. This stuff is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ike Witt]

Wait, this isn't a pitting of Stranger on a train?

No. That was a decent movie.

[Metacom]

We could have had a multi-page meltdown.
Perhaps it can still be saved?

I bet the OP is angry because a fat lesbian Republican in an SUV ran over one of his 12 cats.

[Ilsa_Lund]

After having her son circumsized and home-schooled.

[Otto]

While listening to "Rio" by Duran Duran.

[picker]

on her way to get her cats declawed.

[Excalibre]

Just once. For twenty minutes. In 1960.

[Go You Big Red Fire Engine]

Wow. This OP was almost as uninformative as Guinastasia's latest pitting. Write a sensible OP already.

[Zabali_Clawbane]

Dear NadaHappyCamper,

I sincerely wish I could understand the meaning of your cryptic OP, but I am not a mind reader, nor am I able to magically see over your shoulder and read the source of your ire. To remedy this in the future, a link to the offending post and a mention of said offender's complete name would be immensely appreciated. Thank you for your time, and may your next effort be more coherent.

Yours truly,

Zabali_Clawbane

[Cat Whisperer]

Actually, the OP is perfectly coherent, it just doesn't say anything about what happened. It's content-free, in other words.

When come back, bring story.

[Zabali_Clawbane]

featherlou, it wasn't coherent to me, it only served to mystify, not clarify. :confused: Maybe you thought I was using the more common meaning, which is listed as 1b on the link below?

Coherent (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=coherent): 1 a : logically or aesthetically ordered or integrated : CONSISTENT <coherent style> <a coherent argument>

and

2 : having the quality of cohering; especially : COHESIVE, COORDINATED <a coherent plan for action> (Bolding mine)

The OP doesn't hold together IMO, and while it's standing on it's own, it's got no direction.

[Cat Whisperer]

Hmm, interesting point. I take the meaning of coherent to be understandable as a sentence. The OP's sentences were coherent, as in they weren't sentence fragments or random words - they just didn't tell us anything meaningful. There was no point to them. Perhaps the difference is that the original post is coherent, but the original poster isn't.

[neuroman]

Waverly: bwahaha!

[The Asbestos Mango]

:: fires a blast from an oddly new-looking 1920s Style Death Ray in Strinka's direction ::


OK, dammit, Inigo, I don't care if Strinka killed your father, or all of your male ancestors going back a dozen or so generations. I worked hard reverse-engineering that fracking 1920's Style Death Ray from the ones I collected from the other people on these boards when they became passe, the mechanism on it is very touchy, it is a fracking 1920's Style DEATH RAY, not a fracking toy, and this it the second time you've shot at Strinka with it. Now, put the safety on and hand it over pronto, or I'll blow your fracking head off with this here even more oddly newer-looking 1920's Style Death Ray.