CHA! CHA! CHA! Tarantino may direct new Friday the 13th!

[Askia]

Oh, man. If Samuel L. gets to take on Jason Voorhees in a Tarantino script and direction, I may actually break down and weep here.

[Zebra]

At least it would have good music.

[chefjef]

definitely would have sweet soundtrack, that's for sure!

[pinkfreud]

I can't wait to see Uma Thurman as Mrs. Voorhees.

[Hey, It's That Guy!]

This would be the first Friday the 13th movie I'd ever see. I hate slasher films and avoid them (name all the biggies; I've probably never seen them), but I'm an unabashed Tarantino mark.

[pravnik]

"Have you ever seen Mr. Voorhees?"

"Y-yes..."

"What does he look like?"

"H-he's hideous..."

"Does he look like a bitch?"

"What?"

"Does...he...look...like...a bitch?"

[Zebra]

Since Jason does not speak it might be kind of strange.


Hey Jason what you doing?

Did you see a sign out front that said dead camper storage?

[lno]

From a column (http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3211177a1860,00.html) on this:New Line tried to make a sequel to Freddy vs Jason involving the Evil Dead character Ash, but it couldn't reach a deal with Dead rights holder Sam Raimi.That's the real tragedy here.

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the movie rights."

[Revtim]

"It's the little differences at Camp Crystal Lake. A lotta the same shit we got in other camps, they got there, but there they're a little different."

"Example."

"Most camps, you make wallets and shit like that. At Camp Crystal Lake, you make your will. And you know what they call fucking at Camp Crystal Lake?"

"They don't call it fucking?"

"No, they call it suicide, because as soon as you bust a nut Jason jumps out the bushes and hacks your goddamn head off."

[HPL]

Add yet another movie to the films Tarentino might do:

-WW2 Dirty Dozenish action film
-Anime Deadly Vipers Movie
-Vega Brothers
-Next James Bond
-Kill Bill 3
-Kung fu movie
-"Slasher Fiction"

I like Tarentino, but this is a case where he needs to make up his mind and commit to something or somebody needs to stop crying wolf, because I'm having a hard time taking anything seriously anymore.

[Hal Briston]

According to the story (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=598&ncid=790&e=8&u=/nm/20050308/film_nm/film_tarantino_dc), QT will also be directing the season finale of CSI.

For some reason, I see record-setting amounts of Luminol being used.

[Askia]

Okay, now we've got TWO Tarantino threads about Friday the 13th. I'm going to be more a little disappointed if this doesn't pan out.