*squeek* *squeek* *squeek*

[Gangster Octopus]

Motherfargin new shoes, squeeking with every friggin' step I take. How am I supposed to sneak up on the hired henchmen, that surround my mortal enemy's complex, and snap their necks in these damned things?

[The Devil's Grandmother]

You can either a) cleverly change shoes with one of the other sides’ guys, thereby killing two birds with one stone, or B) pay off your credit card.

[Ponder Stibbons]

Shoes? Damn, I was hoping this was a rant about those damn noisy newlywed neighbors.