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05-19-2005, 11:34 PM
This is a public access channel children's bible study puppet show featuring:
"Mr Gray" the extra terrestrial puppet singing "Mother Evening Jehova Prayer"
Host James Quail reading scripture in his best Olde English accent
"Chip the Black Boy" (puppet's full given name) discussing life on other planets as proved in the bible.
"Otto Kaiser" the mentally impaired puppet and his insights on the subject.
This is the most bizarre video I have ever seen. If you love or loathe Chick tracts, this is right up your alley.
I submit: The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show (http://www.5shock.com/ran/scary.html)
Wow, I mean, just...wow.
05-19-2005, 11:44 PM
Totally insane! That alien thing looks like Chernabog! This thing can't be for real.
05-19-2005, 11:48 PM
I had to turn it off about two minutes into the 'spaceguy' thing--too annoying.
But I have to admit, I'm not the least bit worried if they had guns, or even LAW rockets: If you can't sing and move your hands along with the words at the same time, you probably can't walk and chew gum at the same time, therefore, you would probably take your own foot off with any sort of gun before you became a threat to anyone else.
But, I only watched the first two minutes, and already, I feel dumber. May God have mercy on my soul.
05-20-2005, 03:50 AM
My favourite part is when Mr. Gray explodes in a cloud of red spores and possessed the body of Mr. Quail after he inhaled them.
That was awesome.
The shit-weasels were pretty cool, too.
"I Otto! Can oo see duh yine, Chib?"
I loved it. It was better than Cats.
Paul in Qatar
05-20-2005, 03:57 AM
(I wonder if Chick tracts will ever be collectables. I wonder if they will someday be the subject of serious scholarship.)
05-20-2005, 04:00 AM
I wonder if Chick tracts will ever be collectables. I wonder if they will someday be the subject of serious scholarship.
They'll be a centerpiece of Idiology and Moronology curricula.
05-20-2005, 08:49 AM
How long does this thing last?
05-20-2005, 08:50 AM
That singing voice is so annoying that I couldn't watch more than about 30 seconds. Please, somebody, kill it and put it out of it's misery. That is just so creepy.
05-20-2005, 09:02 AM
AHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!
The Goggles! They do NOTHING!
05-20-2005, 09:08 AM
This sounds SOOOO much like a parody.
A dead-on parody, perhaps, but still a parody.
05-20-2005, 09:52 AM
Holy Mother of CHRIST that is AWFUL. The stupid, it burns like fire.
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