I flame you ALL!!!!

What kind of pathetic BBQ pit is THIS? THIS is the flame forum? HA! I spit on your flames! I scoff at your flames! You all SUCK.

How I long for the days when online communication was not in any way specialized... your only option was local BBSes, rife with morons, idiots, buttheads and assholes, along with great wits, big brains others armed and ready to crush the aforementioned.

What fucking fun is it when birds of a feather alight on the same branch? I want to MIX IT UP! Where's the hostility, the anger, the frustration...the people getting new assholes ripped?

No fuckin' fun, I'm tellin' ya. You all can blow me, ya buncha pussies.

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YEAH!!

So there.

Hey, Stoid, you fascist hate-filled rumour mongering neanderthal, didn't you hear about "Love thy neighbour as thy elf," said the dwarf.

You all are nothing but rotten pieces of decaying moose flesh, you pansy-ass southpaws with your MTV and your automatic transmissions, flitting about the town square like some goddammed Manhattanite with a martini in one hand and a dead ostrich in the other! Who do you think you are? You excrement! Kiss my monkey!

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"My hovercraft is full of eels."

Excellent. Now let's get a topic we can spend this on.

Assholes.



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Kiss my ass. At high noon, in Times Square, on January 1, 2000.
And just to cover all the bases, kiss my ass a second time, a year later, at the same time, in the same place.

And here all this time I thought you were a broad, now you're telling us to blow you?

Why you foul-mouthed baby-rapin' ball-busting penis-envying slack-jawed hatchet-faced sack of doorknobs, you wouldn't know a good blow job if it jumped up and bit you in the ass.

Now you want a topic? Why? You never needed one before, you MPSIMMED BBQ pit imposter.
Why not rant some more about your little animal friends, with your pinky ring in the air and your pie-hole crammed with bacon bits and mutton grease oozing from your pores? You make me puke.

(How was that?)

I *AM* A woman, and I *STILL* want you to BLOW ME.

Pinky ring? Pie hole? YUCK.

Someone say something outrageous and piss everybody off, for Christ's sake! This place is boring!

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I think that Nickrz has said what we have all been itching to say for a long time---Lets hear it for him!!!!!!!!!

As for a topic, if it has to do with if it has anything to do with guns, racism, southern folks, or the best way to kill a raccoon, Im game!



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"In wildness is the preservation of the world, so seek the wolf inside thyself"

Justin... I had no idea you harbored such hostility towards me.


COOL!



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It's a hot summer night. The hot tub is ready and the drinks are iced. Everyone is in a great mood and the conversation is excellent.
As the catered dinner is served, fireworks explode in the clear night. I lean over and whisper to my partner,"You're right, not inviting Stoidela WAS the best idea I ever had!"

Slythe... I'm a fabulous guest and an even better hostess. But a party ain't a debate board.

I'm just frustrated because no one is really talking about anything. it was hot for while.. .guns, religion, abortion... but hey, maybe those are the only hot topics, and once they've been done, they've been done.

Sigh....

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I was kidding, Stoidela. There's always room for you in the hot tub.
On the topic, though, maybe you're right, but let's give it a whirl anyway.
Who would you sterilize if given a chance? Not groups of people, but individuals. NAME NAMES!

Thanks, Slythe. Coincidentally, I had just come in from my hot tub when I read that. I love having one...and a pool. Life is good.

But to answer your question...who would I sterilize? There are so many, and as many reasons as there are people who need sterilizing.

Top of my head:

Arg - reasons obvious.
Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Ollie North... unfortunately the damage is already done with most of them.

Hmmm... who else. you told me I couldn't do groups, but I will anyway: all fanatic Muslims. First on my list, in fact.

Let's see... gosh, can't think right now. All toasty from my tub but in desperate need of a moisturizer.



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Stoidela: but in desperate need of a moisturizer.

Yea, I got yer moisturizer......

Wakasashi Weinie Wacking-The Sport Of Kings!
Pat Robertson
James Dobson
ARG
dragonfly99,98,97,etc.
And a rusty butter knife for Falwell.

As for the moisturizer, I think I spilled it when I visited your website!

This is slythe, not sly.
One is cute; the other is smart.

Have you actually visited it? I'm very proud of it. Best on the net!



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See, herin lies the problem with having a separate flame area. A good flamewar is two things:

1) Context (it occurs because the person you're having a discussion with is a total fucking idiot (Kalt springs to mind))

2) Spontaneity (good flames are off the cuff. If I had the time to think, I don't feel much like flaming any more)

Having a whole area for flaming (not just this thread, mind you, but the whole BBQ Pit) defeats both of the sources of a good flame: Since no real discussions are SUPPOSED to be started here, there can be no context for a good flame. And since, once a flamewar starts, we are supposed to move it here, the spontaneity dies.

Ah well, my rant for the day. Back to your regularly scheduled ad hominem attacks.

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"Open mindedness is not the same thing as empty mindedness."
-- John Dewey Democracy and Education (1916)

Our experience from the AOL board was that these things come in cycles. Relax, wait it out, it'll all rise up again (er, so to speak) in a few days or a few weeks.

In response to Jayron's comments: Yes, exactly, the primary idea of having a BBQ pit was so that when a thread posted elsewhere got too hot, it could move here. Then those who wanted to read it, could, and those who didn't, could stick to the topic at hand.

On the whole, us monitors think this has worked fairly well.

The other thing not mentioned is that this is a breakfast club of bored arrogant pissants who have nothing better to do. Same faces over and over and over again.

Get a job you crybabies! You bunch of High School debate team wankers. Come here when you actually have something worth saying instead of farting about because you're avoiding the pile of dishes at home.

You don't want a good argument, you want someone to tell you how fucking clever you are.

[b]<center>Well, piss off!

who would I sterilize?....ARG
It feels so good to be loved by all of you.

Adam

This is to Stoidela:
Signatures are meant to be subtle lines that bring a smile; not smart ass lines like:
Boycott Shampoo, demand real Poo!

Seriously, are you out of high school yet?


PS. This was meant to be a flaming mail. I know, it sucks. This is as bitchy and assholish I can get. i better stay in the GQ board.
Thanks. See you there.

Oh Adam, it has nothing to do with love or hate. It has to do with what we want for future generations. And we dont' want more mindless Christians like you, not because we hate you, but just because it isn't healthy.



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Ahh, shaddap, Dex.

who would I sterilize?

January 1, 2000. DATELINE TOPEKA – The most prominent Religious Right members suddenly went missing today, sources at the FBI reported.

Those missing from the United States include Jerry Falwell, Trent Lott, Pat Robertson, Pat Buchanan, Beverly laHaye, Fred Phelps, and George W. Bush.

Nor was America the only nation affected, as prominent religious testifiers vanished around the world.

Australia lost Fred Nile; Jean-Marie Le Pen vanished from France; Shoko Asahara went AWOL in Japan.

The entire population of the Vatican City disappeared without a trace. Italian police are reported to be “startled, but not overly concerned”.

Roughly one-half of the Israeli Knesset failed to show up to work today, as did a fair percentage of the Palestinian Liberation Organization. Ehud Barak and Yassir Arafat are reported “relieved”, as is the entire female population of Afghanistan.

Archbishop Desmond Tutu, now the highest-ranking clergyman left on the planet, said, “There is no reason to fear for the safety of our missing religious leaders. They have been called to another place by God. Finally!”

Interpol is not treating the cases as kidnappings, describing the vanished leaders as “missing, assumed assumed.”

In a related story, several sources in San Francisco, Montreal, London, and New York reported giant shimmering apparitions of goddesses rising from the sea.

“Well, I finally got rid of those a**holes,” the visions purportedly said. “You kids enjoy yourselves now, and play nice this time.”

I say screw the poor and homeless, if they wanted to be out of their situation they would get a job at mcdonalds or something, let them take care of themselves! Charity is for losers! If they want my money they will earn it!

Also vegetarians are freaks, environmentalists are socialists and anti-insdustrialist garbe we should use to stoke the fires of our factories!

Is that anger raising enough?

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To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.

Damn thread turned into a yawning festival.

I'm ready to take the big plunge into my assertiveness exercise--you fart sucking, rat fucking snobs. Especially you grammar mavens--fuck off. I can't imagine what kind of tight asshole, nit picking, slug would take the time to comment on what is probably a typo. Don't tell me Cecil already answered this!! I don't care!! And for the self elected board guards, who sadly think they have finally found a place to call home, fuck off and die. When you stop examining your asshole with a mirror you might find time to care about something that matters...

Oh God...I'm sorry......shit, I don't know what...oh man......I...I...I love all of you so much. Please forgive me.

You call this a flame? You big blubbering bunch of whore-mongering, knuckle-dragging, shit-for-brains low lifes can lick my piss flaps! I've seen better flames on a can of Sterno!

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While I admire the effort being put forth, I was really hoping for flames in context to a topic, an idea (or lack of one). I guess I'd have to come up with something, wouldn't I? Oh well.

I suck.



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...and that goes for you belly crawling, mealymouthed, bandwidth hogs that must be possessed by the spirit of one of your inbred relatives that force you to LET US ALL KNOW you have made a fucking spelling mistake. Big Fucking Deal! You were probably awake all night worrying that some asshole from the SDMB was laughing through his nose at your apparently low IQ. Well, Fock You! Oh! I'm sooo sorry...that should have been Fuck you! Show some balls next time you post your cryptic drivel for the world to see. When you notice a spelling error, do us all a favor write us a note that we can all have one last laugh at and just kill yourself.

How am I doing, Stoidela? I think I'm getting the hang of it....you cocksucker.

Only silly bitches like Contestant # 3 would say something so fucking stupid like "hind-titty". What the fuck is a hind-titty?!. Bitch, when you can find something less stupid come back. Until then step off scrub!

That should have been 'do us all a favor and write us a note...'. Or, perhaps a semicolon would have done nicely. Gosh, how humiliating. I'm really very sorry.........if I offended your pansy assed, delicate sense of grammar propriety HEY!!! I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!

The previous few postings show the difference between a properly directed,and honestly felt flame towards a specific subject or person, and an idiot shitting on the floor and proudly proclaiming,"Look what I did!"

The last post, that's you slythe, is exactly what I mean. We've got a flaming Miss Manners dictating what is proper and honest. Fuck you. What kind of pompous asshole are you to tell me my flames are not honest? And proper? Do tell--I'm all ears to hear about proper flames. Meanwhile, piss off on some other board. So far, there is no topic. This is flame school and you've made it clear you are the biggest nerd asswipe here.

Can't any of you mush-brains be creative enough to flame WITHOUT using profanity?

For the love of Mike. Get a thesaurus of something.

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SoxFan59
"Its fiction, but all the facts are true!"

Errata:

Previous post should read "Get a Thesaurus OR something."

(crawling under rock)

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SoxFan59
"Its fiction, but all the facts are true!"

heeheehee::wiping eyes::

Oh yeah, I haven't heard good cursing like this since I was in the Navy! Yer killin' me here, people!

And since I only lurk this part of the board usually, proceed with the humor...er...flames.

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And can it be that in a world so full and busy, the loss
of one weak creature makes a void in any heart, so
wide and deep that nothing but the width and depth
of vast eternity can fill it up!
-Charles Dickens "Dombey and Son"

Errata? Uh-huh...what is this, confession? I looked for 'Fuck You' in my thesaurus but didn't find anything.

WE are not profanity sensitive; WE merely find the indulgence of four-letter words to be more uncreative than crass.

Speaking of crass, Con #3, you can kiss my crass!

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"Its fiction, but all the facts are true!"

While I admire the effort being put forth, I was really hoping for flames in context to a topic, an idea (or lack of one). I guess I'd have to come up with something, wouldn't I? Oh well.

How about idiots who don't read the FAQ of a message board before posting their drivel?

The BBQ Pit was created as a place to move topics (from OTHER forums) if they got too heated.

There, feel better?


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KITTEN

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

Now c#3, you need to wash your mouth out! Didn't your mother ever teach you politeness? My goodness!

As for the sex-related threads, I have a 4-year-old daughter, so I know the dangers she faces. But if she reads about g-spots, what's the big deal? I suppose she has one, and I want her to be informed about her own body. If she reads about oral sex, well I suppose she'll probably give her husband oral sex one day. That's natural. But cussing hurts people, and worse than that, it hurts God. And being mean to other people hurts too.

So please, in threads where I'll be looking, can't everybody just be nice to one another? It makes things so much nicer.

Trollingly,
Your Quadell

Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh! I'm kinda' new around here and haven't been flamed, yet. Please, someone, burn my little virgin ass so I can get the initiation over with. Then we'll all punch eachother in the arms and go out afterwards and I'll buy the beer.

I love you Arg..... ;)

Arg,I love you too!!!

I think I am gonna hurl.


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KITTEN

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

Everyone's true natures are being revealed, I see.

Quadell, how are we to know which threads you are going to be looking in? And perhaps you should avoid threads like this one...it's pretty clear wha tyou are likely to find. And the BBQ pit itself, for that matter. Seems you should perhaps go to the other side of the wall where everybody plays nice.

And I don't think much of anything could hurt God. especially a little nasty language.



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Stoidela,

Quadell is being facetious.

Now fuck off.

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Arg, you are THIS close to getting on my"Might Not Want To Have Sex With This Person" list.

Now come on guys. That just isn't nice at all. This is all getting just a little out of hand, don't you think?

How would you like it if someone called you those things? It'd probably hurt, wouldn't it? Maybe other people have feelings too. You should think about those things.

And there may be young audiences reading this. Think of the children! You should all really be ashamed of yourselves. Maybe if we just took a moment to calm down and think about some of the things we said, then maybe we can use this as a constructive forum.

I believe if people just really talk to each other, that we can become better people. We'll learn something about each other, and who knows? Maybe we'll learn something about ourselves as well.

Running for cover,
Your Quadell

For the retard that doesn't know what hind-titty is:it's the last tit on the sow dumbass, usually sucked upon by the weakest piglet

Like oh my gawd connie you have show me what a retard i am. I be sho sho soweee i even cursed you out LMFAO!!! Sorry, i dont know these things because i don't sleep with the pigs like you do connie (wait...that cant be right, even pigs have their standards). So step off scrub!

In French, of course:
Stoidela: Hmm, I've got nothing to do... So I think I will torture ...(points to Quadell, and shouts] you, aristo-mongreulle!
Quadell: Mongrel? Hah! I look forward to it, proletarian skeunk!
Stoidela: Skunk? Hah! We'll see about >that<, aristocratic happypotamus!
Quadell: [being led outside] Happypotamus? Hah! We'll soon see who's the happypotamus ..
Stoidela: [to Quadell] and you, aristo-pig, are trapped!!!
Quadell: Peeg? Hah! You will regret your insolence, revolutionary deug!
Stoidela: Dog? Hah! You will regret your arrogance, royalist snake!
Quadell: Sneag? Hah! (Slaps Stoidela)
Stoidela: How dare you, you filthy weaselle!
Quadell: Weasel? Hah! You're one to talk, aristo-waat-heug!
Stoidela: Warthog? Hah!
Quadell: Hah!

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It only hurts when I laugh.

Still tearing out each others hair I see...........Quadell--man, are you sick--you actualy want your 4 year old daughter to read sexualy related material on the net???

.....and for the rest of you cubicle slobs who spend the day jerking off when the boss isnt looking.....You remind me of 10lbs of Dog shit in a 5lb bag!! All this flaming is good, but dont yall think that we actualy (pardon spelling assholes) need some topic to flame about????

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"In wildness is the preservation of the world, so seek the wolf inside thyself"

Moonshine, I am so honored, I don't know what to do with myself.

Awaiting ideas,
Your Quadell

P.S. For those of you who were going to call the Child Protection Services, I don't really have a daughter. So go felch yourselves.

I really think this random cursing serves no purpose. I mean c'mon, as other people pointed out, there might be kids reading this thread you UNCLE-FUCKING COCKHOLE-LICKING TAMPON-SUCKING PROSTATE-TASTING SHITBAG ARMPITFUCKS!!!!! AND YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD CURSE IF IT CRAWLED UP YOUR ASSHOLE AND LAID EGGS, YOU PANTY-SNIFFING TOILET-LICKING RHINO FELCHERS!!!!!

Ahhhhh. Anyone got a cigarette?

The best curse I ever heard in my life came from my mother, directed at my sister (charming, eh?)

"You've got your head shoved so far up your cunt you are looking out your asshole...and that's a pretty shitty outlook!"

That's my mom! Ya gotta love her!

(For those of you concerned about child abuse, my sister was about 35 at the time)



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::snort,snort,guffaw::

Please, stop, the people in the office upstairs are going to hear me! ::wheez, snort::

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And can it be that in a world so full and busy, the loss
of one weak creature makes a void in any heart, so
wide and deep that nothing but the width and depth
of vast eternity can fill it up!
-Charles Dickens "Dombey and Son"

I've never seen so many people curse with such fucking panache. *tips her drink*

Awww, my children, this is truly a great world.

Trisha

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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by
mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice - Albert Einstein

Okay, RevTim. Yours was the first post that actually made me laugh out loud.

You unholy douchebag.

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Tempting Quadell, tempting.

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It only hurts when I laugh.

[Nickrz]

I can't play anymore, guys.
Thanks for the great laughs.
"Lick my piss flaps" will always have a place in my heart and I really think you're all at your best when you're not really mad.

Don't anyone run and tell Ed I said I think you're all a bunch of scrote-bags.

[Stoid]

"Can't play"? That sounds ominous, Nick.

Are we to take this to mean that in exchange for the excitement and privilege of moving topics, closing threads, and having a different noun in small type under your name, you can't participate in our silliness here?

Say it ain't so.



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[Drain Bead]

Q. What's the difference between C#3 and a bucket of shit?

A. The bucket.


Q. What's the difference between Nickrz lying dead in the road and a skunk lying dead in the road?

A. There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


(I always knew these old lawyer jokes would come in handy)

[sly]

slythe:This is slythe, not sly.
One is cute; the other is smart.

What's that supposed to mean? You knob-slobbing, jiz-gulping, dangling-ball-sack! Are you doubting my intelligence or looks, fuck-face?

Boy, this is fun.

[Czarcasm]

You win.
You're the cute one.

[Moonshine]

I'm sensing a lot of love on this thread, OK everybody, Group Hug!

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It only hurts when I laugh.

[SanibelMan]

To All:

I... FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!