Lets make some more Nugganite Abominations....

[MacTech]

In the Terry Pratchett Discworld book "Monstrous Regiment", we get to know some of the "Techy"god Nuggan's Abomonations...

"this is a Holy Book with an Appendix?"
"Exactly, Sir"
"In a Ring Binder?"

some Nugganite abominations in the book are;
Chocolate
Garlic
Cats
Dwarves
The color blue
Oysters
Babies
Shirts with six buttons
Cheese

and more keep appearing from time to time...

i figure it would be fun to create some more Nugganite Abominations, so...

Bicycles
pizza
getting a suntan
turnips
more than two horses pulling a cart
saltpeter
writing down Nugganite Abominations (Error.....error....causality loop, the act of writing Abominations is an Abomination itself)
scientific terminoligy like Causality
beef liver

next....

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Adam West.
Burt Ward.
The letter "Q".

[FisherQueen]

Music with a rhythm faster than the human heartbeat
Food cooked with wine
Unauthorized orgasms
Breasts

No, wait, that's not Nugganism, that's actually my childhood religion...

[Idlewild]

I've lost track of the Nugganite abominations we've declared in this household. Leek tart would be one of them.

[Marlitharn]

Liver.
Teenagers.
Sub-woofers.
Fox News.

[Daithi Lacha]

Model airplane glue.
Model airplanes.
Models.

[Mirror Image egamI rorriM]

Music with a rhythm faster than the human heartbeat
Food cooked with wine
Unauthorized orgasms
Breasts

No, wait, that's not Nugganism, that's actually my childhood religion...

What religion is this?

And how do they determine the correct heartbeat speed? What if you've been running around or something?

[ouryL]

In the Terry Pratchett Discworld book "Monstrous Regiment", we get to know some of the "Techy"god Nuggan's Abomonations...

"this is a Holy Book with an Appendix?"
"Exactly, Sir"
"In a Ring Binder?"

some Nugganite abominations in the book are;
Chocolate
Garlic
Cats
Dwarves
The color blue
Oysters
Babies
Shirts with six buttons
Cheese

and more keep appearing from time to time...

i figure it would be fun to create some more Nugganite Abominations, so...

Bicycles
pizza
getting a suntan
turnips
more than two horses pulling a cart
saltpeter
writing down Nugganite Abominations (Error.....error....causality loop, the act of writing Abominations is an Abomination itself)
scientific terminoligy like Causality
beef liver

next....

brown-eyed Ankh-Morporkians named Togan Bludd who sell defective ankle brackets.

[FisherQueen]

What religion is this?

And how do they determine the correct heartbeat speed? What if you've been running around or something?

Just plain ordinary fundamentalist Christianity... the heartbeat argument was that a beat faster than your heartbeat was sexually provocative, and thus rock and roll was Right Out. Not widely argued, but I did have a Sunday School teacher who was very firm on the issue.

I didn't ask him about the William Tell Overture.

[Mirror Image egamI rorriM]

And what did you have to do to get orgasms authorized? Fill out a form in triplicate? "Ok, you've been approved: you can have one orgasm between 9 pm on July 3, 2005 and 3 am on July 4, 2005. If you have more than one orgasm, you have to report the extras and pay a fine of $50 each."

[wevets]

Hats with brims wider than 1/4"

Flightless Birds

Cake

Dandruff

Staples

Paperclips

Megaliths

Miniliths

Anything with a price described as "cutting me own throat"

Wednesdays

Trolls with moss on their heads

...more Abominations to come...

[Pythian Habenero]

Words beginning with "T"
Words beginning with "N" that don't have to do with Nuggan
Toes belonging to people who aren't Nugganite
Fingers belonging to people who aren't Nugganite
Limbs belonging to people who aren't Nugganite
Torsos belonging to people who aren't Nugganite
People who aren't Nugganite
Writing down Abominations using paper that isn't not quite white
Arguing over the definition of "not being not quite white"
Reading the entire list of Abominations
Reading part of the list of Abominations and thinking "Man, that's dumb"