My house smells like a mountain resort

[Queen Bruin]

I FINALLY got my swamp cooler working, and put in aspen pads. It smells and will soon hopefully feel like mountain air soon enough. The vodka is helping with the mountain atmosphere.

Yay, it's only 86 in here now!

[Uvula Donor]

Phone up Sat On Cookie. She can use a break from the stink in her house.

[Uvula Donor]

Whoops.

Link (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=324485)