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middleman
07-15-2005, 11:57 PM
I saw this joke/scene used in a sitcom or movie. Any ideas where?
A man and woman are in a relationship and the man asks the woman how many men she's been with. She has been around so she doesn't want to tell him an exact number.
So he says, "C'mon. Ballpark" (indicating she could approximate).
And she says, "Definitely less than a ballpark!"
Where was that? Any ideas?
Ellis Dee
07-16-2005, 12:08 AM
Pretty sure that was Friends.
The guy (Ross?) admits to some very low number, like 2. Then the girl (Rachel?) becomes very reluctant to share her number.
Even if it wasn't Ross & Rachel, (Monica & Chandler? Phoebe & someone?), or Friends at all, I'm fairly sure the guy only having been with 2 was the setup.
Actually, I think it was Monica and Tom Selleck.
Ellis Dee
07-16-2005, 12:10 AM
Yeah, it was Monica and Tom Selleck. One of the funnier aspects to it was that Monica was actually his second.
What was his character's name?
Miss Purl McKnittington
07-16-2005, 12:20 AM
I think they used it on Roseanne, too. Jackie and whoever her baby-daddy was, after they married or were close to getting married.
Dark Side of the Floyd
07-16-2005, 04:00 AM
Yeah, it was Monica and Tom Selleck. One of the funnier aspects to it was that Monica was actually his second.
What was his character's name?
Richard. Don't ask how I know this.
Zeldar
07-16-2005, 07:14 AM
This may not be a direct use of that gag, but there was an episode of The Sopranos where Christopher and Adriana were exchanging info on their previous partners that didn't end on as funny a note as the OP. In fact, I think it led to a fight or at least Adriana getting slapped around.
middleman
07-16-2005, 08:36 AM
It was DEFINITELY Monica and Richard. Thanks. I hate it when something like that gets in my head!
Little Nemo
07-16-2005, 08:56 AM
Even if it wasn't Ross & Rachel, (Monica & Chandler? Phoebe & someone?), or Friends at all, I'm fairly sure the guy only having been with 2 was the setup.
If I recall correctly, it was originally Ross and Rachel. But then Monica makes a casual mention to Richard about the argument R&R are having which prompts Richard to ask her how many previous lovers she's had. It ends with Monica asking, "Am I an oat?"
Ummm...at least that's what I heard...I never watched the show myself...I'm way too cool...
Hey, It's That Guy!
07-16-2005, 08:59 AM
It was DEFINITELY Monica and Richard. Thanks. I hate it when something like that gets in my head!
Hey Wil, e-mail me, would you? I tried sending you a message but it bounced back as undeliverable.
Sorry to intrude on the thread!
Push You Down
07-16-2005, 10:43 PM
I think they used it on Roseanne, too. Jackie and whoever her baby-daddy was, after they married or were close to getting married.
I remember the scene.
She does the math in her head and discovers she's slept with some obscene amount of men. (Like "Well, let's say 1 a month for, well fifteen years that comes out to... Oh my god.")
He admits to I think 4 or 5.
I always loved the JAckie storylines so that scene just stuck with me.
The Mad Hermit
07-17-2005, 12:27 AM
Just wanted to chime in:
Jackie's "baby daddy" is Noonan from Caddyshack.
Bryan Ekers
07-17-2005, 01:07 AM
The Jackie/Fred scene is hysterical. She admits to being with sixty men.
Fred: I don't even know sixty people.
Jackie: Well, I didn't know all of them.
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