Let's Order.... The Best Pizza Ever!!! [Archive]

souroranges

08-09-2005, 08:35 PM

:p I'm hungry. :p

I'm ordering Dominoes.... You can have a slice if you can help me. I'm buying!

*picks up phone and dials*

Pizza Guy: "Hello, This is Dominoes Pizza."

Souroranges: "Ya, could I order a Pizza?"

Pizza Guy: *thinks to himself :rolleyes: * "Well, this is Dominoes Pizza "

Souroranges: :smack:

Pizza Guy: "What size would you like?"

Souroranges: "Rhode Island"

Pizza Guy: :eek: "Would you like any toppings with that?"

Souroranges: "Ummm..."

What toppings should I get? Post one topping at the time. And remember, I'm buying (so don't be greedy!)

Souroranges: " Hey, I still get it free if It's not here in 30 minutes or less"

Ludy

08-09-2005, 08:36 PM

feta cheese

Dr. Rieux

08-09-2005, 08:42 PM

It's spelled Domino's.
And I'd like Italian sausage, please.

rexnervous

08-09-2005, 08:44 PM

I know the "classics" of pepperoni and sausage will get hammered by the traditionalists...

but hell, the pineapple, anchovy, ham, spinach, endive, artichoke, carrot, beet, basil, goat cheese, sprigs-of-unknown-herb lovers...can suck it.

Pepperoni, italian sausage, and onions. That's it.

With crust, pizza sauce, and mozzarella.

twickster

08-09-2005, 08:44 PM

'Shrooms!

Rubystreak

08-09-2005, 08:51 PM

Artichoke hearts and green olives

souroranges

08-09-2005, 08:54 PM

It's spelled Domino's.

Must have spelled it wrong in the phonebook. :p

Anastasaeon

08-09-2005, 08:54 PM

Pear and gorgonzola!

Whaddaya mean they don't have that at Domino's? :(

Ava Gina

08-09-2005, 09:00 PM

The original pizza. Thin crust, tomatoes and olive oil.

souroranges

08-09-2005, 09:01 PM

Pear and gorgonzola!

Whaddaya mean they don't have that at Domino's? :(

Hey, I'm ordering a pizza the size of FREAKIN' Rhode Island! I'm sure they can special order those toppings for us.

BTW, what's gorgonzola?

Anastasaeon

08-09-2005, 09:06 PM

Hey, I'm ordering a pizza the size of FREAKIN' Rhode Island! I'm sure they can special order those toppings for us.

BTW, what's gorgonzola?

Cheeeeeeeeese. Beautiful, beautiful cheeeeeese. :)

Laughing Lagomorph

08-09-2005, 09:16 PM

I was at a party where they had pineapple/jalapeno pizza delivered.

It was sublime. The sweetness of the pineapple offset and yet melded with the heat of the jalapeno.

Try it.

cmkeller

08-09-2005, 09:34 PM

Peppers, Onions, and Mushrooms. The perfect toppings for a pizza.

Rhode Island? You couldn't spring for a Vermont?

souroranges

08-09-2005, 09:46 PM

Peppers, Onions, and Mushrooms. The perfect toppings for a pizza.

Rhode Island? You couldn't spring for a Vermont?

Nah, Vermont costs a dollar extra. What do I look like? Mr. Moneybags?

DO NOT PASS GO! DO NOT COLLECT $200!

NDP

08-09-2005, 09:57 PM

If this is going to be the best pizza ever, why are you ordering from Domino's? That's one strike against it right there.

NinjaChick

08-09-2005, 10:00 PM

souroranges

08-09-2005, 10:09 PM

If this is going to be the best pizza ever, why are you ordering from Domino's? That's one strike against it right there.

Because I have a coupon :D

souroranges

08-09-2005, 10:27 PM

Because I have a coupon :D

Don't ask. The sticks are mine! (http://www.ohiocoupons.com/dominoscpn3.gif)

fifty-six

08-09-2005, 10:42 PM

I know you said not to be cheap but I think that you can still order "extra dough"and "extra sauce" at no charge.

If you are feeding lots of people or are a cheepo this may come in handy.

buns3000

08-09-2005, 10:46 PM

If this is going to be the best pizza ever, why are you ordering from Domino's? That's one strike against it right there. Beat me to it. Maybe he meant to say World's Worst Pizza.

souroranges

08-09-2005, 11:06 PM

Beat me to it. Maybe he meant to say World's Worst Pizza.

I hate to say it but.... bad pizza is STILL somewhat decent (especially when you're not paying for it)

If you're still picky, I'll let you rinse out the taste. Anyone want a drink with that?

Leaper

08-09-2005, 11:27 PM

I hate half the ingredients already suggested. If you go out and shoot those people so I can order with my pizza uninfected by peppers and onions, then I'll consider it.

Sternvogel

08-09-2005, 11:46 PM

Don't ask. The sticks are mine! (http://www.ohiocoupons.com/dominoscpn3.gif)

Just curious -- is that coupon from your area of the country? I used to live in North Olmsted, so I'm familiar with Huron and Norwalk.

I'm guessing that a Rhode Island-sized pizza will have a square mile for each of us, assuming 1045 Dopers are dining. No need, therefore, for anyone to worry about unwanted toppings on his/her section. If I can have only one topping, I'll take bacon, and try to trade for some of twickster's mushrooms and those black olives NinjaChick is getting.

Oh, and some Coca-Cola (Cherry Coke if your Domino's offers it) as my beverage. Thanks for your generosity, souroranges (which, incidentally, doesn't sound like a great topping for a pizza...)

souroranges

08-09-2005, 11:50 PM

I hate half the ingredients already suggested. If you go out and shoot those people so I can order with my pizza uninfected by peppers and onions, then I'll consider it.

I'm getting Old Forge Style (http://www.pizzacapitaloftheworld.com) Pizza (The website explains itself. I know good pizza!) Basically, it is MUCH easier to separate toppings per slice because they're in rectangle sections (http://www.asc.upenn.edu/usr/cassidy/projects/cooking/pizza/pizza4.jpg)

Yummy!

boofuu

08-10-2005, 02:00 AM

Free pizza is good pizza, as long as it is not from Gumby's.

Make my section pineapple and feta. Oh! and maybe ham. But keep the tequila away from me. That last time I combined pineapple and feta pizza and tequila... ecch.

I'll spring for the Cinna Stix, if anyone wants to share.

Fern Forest

08-10-2005, 03:14 AM

Make 1 county with barbecue sauce on chicken for me. Thanks.

Who_me?

08-10-2005, 06:21 AM

I'm getting Old Forge Style (http://www.pizzacapitaloftheworld.com) Pizza (The website explains itself. I know good pizza!) Basically, it is MUCH easier to separate toppings per slice because they're in rectangle sections (http://www.asc.upenn.edu/usr/cassidy/projects/cooking/pizza/pizza4.jpg)

Yummy!

Sorry, although I do enjoy Old Forge pizza (and yes, I've been to Old Forge to get it)... I sincerely doubt they invented rectangular pizza. I've had pizza made by a friend's grandmother, who was from "the old country", and she made great pizza... and it was rectangular.

robotic_panda

08-10-2005, 06:55 AM

In order: Sausage, Peppers, and Onions. Mushrooms, sometimes.

Somehow, my boyfriend loves the same toppings, and will kiss me after a pizza feast.

Thats love. Sweet pizza love.

Obviously my boyfriend isn't Leaper... What do you want on your pizza? You never specified!

Acsenray

08-10-2005, 08:35 AM

I can't be the best pizza ever unless it's from one of these places --

Jerry's Bar in Chillicothe, Ohio
Ha-Ha Pizza in Yellow Springs, Ohio
Mario's in Arlington, Virginia

Hey, It's That Guy!

08-10-2005, 08:50 AM

Free pizza is good pizza, as long as it is not from Gumby's.

Awful pizza, but oh how I miss their Pokey Stix! Perfect 2 AM drunk food.

As for me...
Crumbled Italian meatballs OR jerk chicken OR grilled shrimp
Onion
Jalapeno peppers
Pineapple
Fresh basil

And if you're ordering from Domino's, get plenty of Parmesan Peppercorn sauce for dippin'. That stuff kicks ass.

blondebear

08-10-2005, 09:48 AM

(I thought we were only supposed to ask for ONE topping, but why buck the trend?)

Pesto, roasted garlic, and slivered almonds.

Shalmanese

08-10-2005, 09:53 AM

Well, seeing as your paying... truffles, lots and lots of truffles.

scabpicker

08-10-2005, 10:13 AM

Well, I know others have trashed Domnio's, and the only way to get the best pizza is to order it from Mama's Pizza, in Ft. Worth, or Camelot, in Sacramento. Since you are paying, I do not care what toppings we get. It is all about the crust and sauce. You could put nails and gravel on their pizza and I would eat it. I do not remember about Camelot delivering, but Mama's does not. Buy me a round-trip ticket, and it's yours.

asterion

08-10-2005, 11:10 AM

Black olives, green pepper, onions, garlic, tomato, cheese. (yes, extra tomato. And extra cheese).

(In honor of "Two weeks 'til I get to go back to school!": As someone who grew up with weekly thin-crust pizza, not from a chain or anything, but from the local pizzaria which is run be true honest-to-god Italian brothers, I cannot begin to express how wrong it is when people put green salsa on their pizza. Blasphemy, I say!)
Do you mean green salsa or green chile? World of difference. Green chile on pizza is great. You've gotta go get a supreme pizza at Dion's sometime (don't tell me there's not a Dion's in Santa Fe.) Heck, I can get pepperoni and green chile pizza at Sam's Club.