Hyperelastic
09-03-2005, 03:31 PM
So, the worst person in America, with the possible exception of the New Orleans looters, moved in next door to me (more here (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=323940)). The neighborhood has Family Services and the county sheriff on her, but the wheels of justice are grinding slowly.
My family and I have to hear her screaming obscenities at her kids all day long, every day. I called the cops today, and the deputy told me that she can yell whatever she wants, as loudly as she wants, if she's in her own yard. "It's in the Constitution," he said. He also said that if the noise were coming from a stereo, they could do something, but if it's her own voice, I'm out of luck. Also, he said that since I specifically complained about the profanity, it would amount to regulating noise based on its content, which is unconstitutional.
Having been lectured by Deputy Sheriff Brandeis on the finer points of the Bill of Rights, I wonder what the truth is. Aren't noise ordinances and restraining orders allowed to prevent noise, regardless of whether it's man-made or from a speaker? I know noise ordinances cover loud parties, and in that case they don't distinguish between voices and a stereo. Also, I can just as easily complain about the yelling itself rather than the obscenities. I know a little bit about the law, and I think this deputy is engaging in bullshit hairsplitting because he doesn't want to do his job.
My family and I have to hear her screaming obscenities at her kids all day long, every day. I called the cops today, and the deputy told me that she can yell whatever she wants, as loudly as she wants, if she's in her own yard. "It's in the Constitution," he said. He also said that if the noise were coming from a stereo, they could do something, but if it's her own voice, I'm out of luck. Also, he said that since I specifically complained about the profanity, it would amount to regulating noise based on its content, which is unconstitutional.
Having been lectured by Deputy Sheriff Brandeis on the finer points of the Bill of Rights, I wonder what the truth is. Aren't noise ordinances and restraining orders allowed to prevent noise, regardless of whether it's man-made or from a speaker? I know noise ordinances cover loud parties, and in that case they don't distinguish between voices and a stereo. Also, I can just as easily complain about the yelling itself rather than the obscenities. I know a little bit about the law, and I think this deputy is engaging in bullshit hairsplitting because he doesn't want to do his job.