Need suggestions for topics

[dpr]

I'm currently helping organise a series of events for charity. Included in these events are a series of debates and Theatre Sports.

We're looking for topics for these and I thought it may be a bit of fun to turn to you guys for suggestions.

For those unfamiliar with Theatre Sports, just come up with a brief scenario or title.

[dpr]

I should point out that debate topics can be either whimsical or serious and that Theatre Sports topics should probably lean towards silly and definite whimsy.

Some debate topics so far:
Kirk was a better captain than Picard
A true democracy would have compulsory Star Wars is better than Star Trek
Celibacy before marriage is a good idea
Censorship is a good thing
Religions should have more input into government
The world would be a better place without TV talk shows

[dpr]

Hey come on guys! I thought we in MPSIMS were the creative ones. You're causing me to doubt our little community!!

We need some non-existent products for fake commercials.

We need some random fake movie titles.

We need some silly situations/professions.

And all I'm getting is silence....

[silent_rob]

Sorry man. I just got back tonight. I was actually involved in improving for 4 years (all through high school) and my team even managed to come in 7th at the Canadian Nationals in Ottawa. Now I referee the provincial competition in my province every year. I'll try to help you out.

Originally posted by dpr
We need some non-existent products for fake commercials.

-Home Dentistry Kit
-Teacher in a Can
-Prophet in a Box
-Monopoly: Microsoft Edition
-The Aging Movie Star


We need some random fake movie titles.
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-Revenge of the T.V. Repairman
-Zombie Carpenters from Mars
-Caber Toss Women
-The Legend of the Bass Player
-Mr. Rogers Loses It
-Massacre: A Love Story


We need some silly situations/professions.
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-Pauley Shore decides to become a serious actor
-A mascot for a new expansion team
-Professional Zombie
-Vampire doctor
-The newest boy or girl band

I hope that helps. It's late and that's all I can think of for now.

[dpr]

Thanks silent_rob,

I was almost ready to check if I had my invisibility cloak on....

cheers mate