Most memorable movie quotes

[Dolores Reborn]

I heard about a poll of the top 100 movie quotes. Number one was "I'll be back" from Terminator. Second was "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Also on the list was "hasta la vista, baby". I didn't hear them all, but my favorite would be "Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker!" What's your favorite movie quote?

[Dinsdale]

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

[jb_farley]

"I am in a world full of shit, but I am alive and I am not afraid."

"Getcher paws off me, you damned DIRTY APE!!!"

[Maeglin]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It's the smell of victory."

"I am the Brute Squad."

MR

[Gazoo]

Originally posted by Dinsdale
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
What we got here...

Also...
"Leave the gun. Take the canoles."

[Teach]

"Food alright?...Try the wine!"

Name that flick.

[Teach]

In the same scene...

"I'm pleased you appreciate good wine. Have another glass!"

[Saint Zero]

"And what a grand pursuit it must be..."

"Winter has come at last."

[dekayx]

I remember reading somewhere that the most recognizable movie quote is ' Bond, James Bond."

As for a favorite - how about "You know I don't wear underwear, don't you?"

Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct

[mbh]

Teach: "A Clockwork Orange", if memory serves.

My personal favorites are more lowbrow.
"I am shocked--shocked!--to find gambling going on." "Your winnings, sir." "Thank you."

"You are blind, Lou, and you cannot speak. But you can hear--and that will never do!"

[Mr. Cynical]

Ryan, most things in here don't react well with bullets.

I shagged her. I shagged her rotten baby, yeah!

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

[Teach]

Originally posted by mbh
Teach: "A Clockwork Orange", if memory serves.
You got it, my droogie.Originally posted by mbh
My personal favorites are more lowbrow. I never thought of Clockwork as highbrow. Is it?Originally posted by mbh
"I am shocked--shocked!--to find gambling going on." "Your winnings, sir." "Thank you."

"You are blind, Lou, and you cannot speak. But you can hear--and that will never do!"I don't recognize those, though.

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

It don't get much better than that.

[2nd Law]

"There's no place like home."

[Soup]

"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

[The_Stranger]

"Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms"

[Myron Van Horowitzski]

"He's cutting a piece of wood. And I have a feeling that when he stops cutting, something's gonna happen."

"I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle."

"What's that? Chicken?"
"Something like that. Tastes the same anyway."

[irish_bill]

Inconceivable.

Heere's Johnny!

Smile, you sonofabitch.

Damp hair is for squids.

Bright light, bright light.

You know how to whistle dont you, you put your lips together and blow.

[Anniz]

"Here's looking at you, kid".

[vandal]

"I don't give a good fuck what you know or don't know, I'm gonna torture you anyway."

"Back home, they put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here, they give me awards."

"Do or do not, there is no try."

[jesuslynch]

Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[Edward The Head]

"We can laugh about it now we're alright"

or

"I've been wearing the same underwear since *Tuesday*"

or then entire scene from the Marathon car agency, all of course from Planes, Trains and Automobiles

from The Life of Brian
"You are all different" Brian
"Yes different" Group
"I'm not" one guy that just kills me

and from Raiders of the Lost Ark
"Trust me"

[Sister Vigilante]

Let's see, what are some good ones...

"What are you doing, Dave?"

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

"E.T. phone home."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"How does it feel to be frozen? Ice is nice!"

"As ... you ... wish ..."

"Smell bad."

"Some people are so touchy."

"Meow."

[plnnr]

"Is it safe?"

"Ogg Oggelby, eh? It sounds like a bubble in the bathtub."

"Sorry, wrong number."

"Rosebud."

"The children of the night. What beautiful music they make."

"Round up the usual suspects."

"So let it be written, so let it be done."

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

[Bubble Girl]

"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?"

[Goose]

"Is this a test to determine if I am a replicent or a lesbian?"

"'Like A Virgin' is a metaphor for big dicks...."

"As long as I can remember I've always wanted to be a gangster..."

"I feel the need, the need for speed!"

[Gunslinger]

"There are no atheists in a combat situation."

What was the SGM's name in that movie? I need it to put on my qoutes page.

[pepperlandgirl]

"Hey, uh, who's that little old man?"

"I see dead people."

"It's my way, or the highway"

"I'm a loner Dotty, a rebel."

"We're nerds?"

"Doe...Rae...Egon!"

[Dinsdale]

A coupla more (and I apologize for any paraphrasing)

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"
-Treasure of SM

"Let's go do some crimes."
-Repo man

"Let's show them what a bunch of construction engineers can do!"
-The Fighting Seabees

"Fill your hands you son of a bitch!"
-True Grit

(Wow, 2 from the Duke!)

Any of numerous candidates from The Grail (see previous thread).

[Dinsdale]

Ooh ooh! Two more:

A man's got to know his limitations.

Say hello to my little friend.

[TecknoHead]

"I only drive as fast as I can see, the rest is in the reflexes."

"Mass genocide is the most strenuous activity a human can partake, other than soccer of course"

[barton]

"I know you were the one who betrayed me..."

"It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes..."

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. That's the only way to be sure."

"Sir, the truth is, I talk to God all the time, and, no offense, but he never mentioned you."

"If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils! I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!"

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

Add pretty much anything from the Holy Grail.

[Soup]

"Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!!"

[Gunslinger]

Originally posted by barton

"It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes..."


"...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

[AWB]

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

-- Simone Adamlee, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[SuZQRyche]

I gotta admit...most of the 2nd Ace Ventura movie stands out:
"Nonsense Poopy-pants!" <--I live by this motto.
"Daaaaaaaaaaahhh....nobody wants to play with me!"
"There's...someone on the wing! Some...THING! I'm sorry, were you saying something?"
"It's probably lying in a BIG...PILE...OF... Guano! They have GUANO!!!"
"One must forgo the self to achieve spiritual creaminess and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation..." <--this too.

Ghostbusters 2:
"Viggie, Viggie, Viggie....you have been a bad monkey!"
"You comin' to shake my monkey tree...? Why don't you let me work? I let you work!" <--I say this a lot to my boss.
"I got a major gas leak here... Where do you think this is coming from, the sky???!"
"I know what he's suffering from... Carpathian Kitten Loss."

Goonies:
"HEY YOU GUUU-UUYS!!!"

Interview with the Vampire:
'Vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires.'
'How avant garde.'

Animal House (I think):
"I advise you to start drinking heavily."

SuZQRyche

[Philbuck]

"Truck? What truck?"

"I'll just walk the earth."
"What d'you mean, walk the earth?"
"You know, like Cain, in Kung-Fu."

"Check out the big brain on Brett!"

[Outrider]

Some recent ones:


Get busy living or get busy dying.

So you were having sex with the little guy?

You don't get to tell me what to do EVER again.

My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resemble Hell.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is a spiritual war. Our depression is our lives.

[SuZQRyche]

let's not forget

"Hail to the king, baby..."

[Maeglin]

Lotsa Princess Bride quotes! Rock on!

MR

[JoeyHemlock]

"The new phonebook's here! The new phonebook's here!"

"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

[hypergirl]

We have to go to kmart. 400 oak street in Cincinnati. We have to go to kmart to buy boxer shorts.

[Sn-man]

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

[kellibelli]

" I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.."

"You sure got a purty nouth!"

"Tomorrow is another day"

newer ones

"Call the WHAAAAA-ambulance!"
"Its a chicken farm! And we're the chickens!"

[kellibelli]

oops, That was "purty MOUTH"

[slaps forehead]

[nashiitashii]

Originally posted by hypergirl
We have to go to kmart. 400 oak street in Cincinnati. We have to go to kmart to buy boxer shorts.


Ok, since I am almost out of my stupid ass kmart job, I shall put up a quote from Rainman that states my sentiments towards it:

"Kmart sucks."

[katey]

The greatest trick the devil ever did was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?

[blokeychap]

'We're gonna need a bigger boat'

'Do they speak english in What?'

'I'm Batman'

'God? Where was your God when my mother stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger whan I was still in the womb?'

[Dinsdale]

... and the hits just keep on coming

Tell me about your big but.

Squeal like a pig.

Warriors, come out and play-ay. (Repeated over and over in a whiny voice, preferably while clinking 2 bottles together)

[Ramboli]

"We are a couple that doesn't touch."

"I'll bust your hole."

"How's that working out for you?", "What?", "Being clever.", "Great.", "Keep it up, then.

"We're not electing the fucking pope here."

[Agentakbar]

Katey,
That is my all-time favorite movie, but the last line was better.
And like that -poof-he's gone.

Bri

[Bottle of Smoke]

"I remember...the Alamo!"

"I rule!"

"Where are all the white women at?"

"Not unless round is funny"

[Dawg144]

"Yer days of finger-banging Mary Jane RottenCrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!"

"Luke I am your Father"

[wavedancer]

"come, let us dance like children of the night!"

hehe...love that movie

[Nocturne]

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.

They're ba-ack.

[katey]

Agentakbar, That would have been my second choice from "Usual Suspects".Another great one:
"I believe in God but the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

And from an old classic

"Raymond, why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire."

[Soup]

"What's this part?"
"That's the sanity clause."
"Ahh, you can't fool me. There's no such thing as Sanity Clause."

[Moirai]

Damn, "we're gonna need a bigger boat" got posted already!

"Son, did you know you've got a panty on your head?"

"Watch me faggots!"

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

PS- what movie did the "don't fuck with me fellas" quote come from? I will watch it just for that!

[Scupper]

Name the flicks these gems come from:

"Sometimes, people just explode."

"Sister, when I've raised hell, you'll know it."

"Name's Smalls, Leonard Smalls. Friends call me Lennie, but I got no friends."

"There's a fine line between clever and stupid."

"Never trust a man who wears a belt _and_ suspenders. Man don't even trust his own pants."

"Nobody--I mean nobody--puts ketchup on a hot dog."

"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound _fine_ to you?"

"Just a few minutes of your time ... which is just about the duration of the rest of your lives."

"Ve should dizcover vedda he is vollowink in his grandvadda's vootschtaps!"

[katey]

Scupper-
"There's a fine line between clever and stupid" - This Is Spinal Tap

Ve should dizcover vedda he is vollowink in his grandvadda's vootschtaps!" is from Young Frankenstein, right?

It pains me to admit that those are the only 2 I can get

[cavsct107]

Originally posted by Mr. Cynical
Ryan, most things in here don't react well with bullets.

I shagged her. I shagged her rotten baby, yeah!

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.


These are good. As for A Clockwork Orange, my personal pick is "Come and get it in the yarbles, if you got any yarbles!"

:D
:)
;)

[beakerxf]

Louie: What's brings you to Casablanca
Rick: The waters.
Louie: Casablanca is in the middle of a desert. there are no waters.
Rick: I was misinformed

(It's more the way these two guys banter that make these lines so great)

"It's like escaping mother's womb. God, what a memory."

"It's not the years, it's the mileage."

[GreatKingRat]

"Go ahead, skin it, skin that smokewagon and see what happens."

"I'm comin' outta here... any fucker I see out there, I'm gonna kill him... and any fucker takes a shot at me, I ain't just gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife and all his friends... and burn his fucking house, hear?"

[HerMajestyLorna]

"Ooops...fart!"

[BlackKnight]

"He says I'll live, but he's pretty sure you're f***ed."

"You dropped your rock."

"Freeeeeedoooooom!"

:-)

[Soup]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

[irish_bill]

Beam me up, Mr. Scott.

[HeyHomie]

"I want to learn the ways of The Force and become a Jedi like my father."

"I'm gonna get medeival on your ass."

"I'm Egg. Gemini."

"She's not that kind of girl.
Why not? Does she have a penis?"

"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy."

"Everybody in the entire state of Northern California is here..."

"We're on a mission from God."

[yojimbo]

"Hey , do I have a way with women or what ?"

"Game over man , game over"

"Salsa shark , gotta get a bigger boat"

Brian :-You mean you where raped ?
Mother :-Well at first.

"The horror"

"How much more black could this be"

"I put the grrr in swinger baby"

"Having your balls bit off by a Laplander that's the way to go"

"Tell me Billy , did you ever see the inside of a Turkish prison?"

[Dolores Reborn]

Shakin' that tree, boss. -Cool Hand Luke
I'm not dead, yet. -The Holy Grail
I'm an excellent driver. -Rainman
I brought the watermelon. -Dirty Dancing
Do you want to play a game? -War Games

This thread turned out great!

[plnnr]

Glad to see that "Rasining Arizona" is getting the attention it deserves (i.e., "panty on your head," "Names Leonard Smalls," and "Only if round is funny.") I'd add the scene between the FBI polygraph examiner and Nathan Arizona

FBI: Sir, is it true that you changed your name from Nathan Hufheinz?

Arizon: Hell yes, would you buy furniture from a store called Unpainted Hufheinz?

One movie quote that seems to have been forgotten:

Dirty Harry:
"Did he fire six shots, or only five? You see, in all this confusion I kinda forgot myself. But seeing how this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you have to ask yourself - Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Punk (after not reaching for his pistol)
"Mister, I gots to know."

Click

[blokeychap]

'Well hello Mr. Fancy-Pants. Right now your the leader of two things, Jack and Shit - and Jack just left town'

'Gimme some sugar baby'

'Just one leetle mint - go on - it's only wafer thin' - to be read in a french accent

[dekayx]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.....

[Lnix]

Well yeah and if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their asses when they hopped

I smiled at the son of a bitch before I could stop myself

You dont get to tell me what to do. Ever. Again.

Get it together before it's all over the street.

She wasn't an actual monkey, she was just a lot hairier than the average person

[Yankee Blue]

Originally posted by TecknoHead
"I only drive as fast as I can see, the rest is in the reflexes."


God, I love Jack's whole monologue from that movie. I love that movie period. Big Trouble is one of my guilty pleasures. And hey, you got quoted for your very first post, TH.

How about:
"Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle - how lewd."

"That's a damn shame, somebody throwing out a perfectly good white boy..."

and of course, "It's not my fault!"

[plnnr]

Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

[Bottle of Smoke]

Originally posted by rastahomie
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy."

"Everybody in the entire state of Northern California is here..."

Oh, God, this is one of my all time favorite guilty pleasure movies. I just have to add (pardon my paraphrasing):

"He puts his testicles all over me"
"He What?"
"You know, like the octopus..."
"Oh, you mean tenticles. Big difference"

"After the Olympics, everything just seemed so easy"

"You wash your hands on your own time!"

and of course: "I want my two dollars!"

[SisterCoyote]

"It was 600 feet high, bright red, and smelled awful."

"I got me a taxidermy man back home, he's gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!"

"Well, I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home then."

Damn, I had another one...Well, it'll come back to me.

[Scupper]

katey: Here's the answers.

Originally posted by Scupper
Name the flicks these gems come from:

"Sometimes, people just explode."
Repo Man

"Sister, when I've raised hell, you'll know it."
Miller's Crossing

"Name's Smalls, Leonard Smalls. Friends call me Lennie, but I got no friends."
Raising Arizona

"There's a fine line between clever and stupid."
This is Spinal Tap

"Never trust a man who wears a belt _and_ suspenders. Man don't even trust his own pants."
Once Upon a Time in the West

"Nobody--I mean nobody--puts ketchup on a hot dog."
Sudden Impact

"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound _fine_ to you?"
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn

"Just a few minutes of your time ... which is just about the duration of the rest of your lives."
Near Dark

"Ve should dizcover vedda he is vollowink in his grandvadda's vootschtaps!"
Young Frankenstein

[Scupper]

Some more good 'uns:

"No time for the old 'in-out,' love, I just come to check the meter!"
A Clockwork Orange

"Let's not all go suckin' each other's d!cks just yet."
Pulp Fiction

"I don't have time for this Mickey Mouse bullsh!t!"
The Professional

"Game over, man! Game over!"
Aliens

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
The Silence of the Lambs

"All these moments will be lost, in time, like tears in rain."
Bladerunner

"We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!"
Ghostbusters

"I haven't been f#cked like that since grade school."
Fight Club

[Sunshine]

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Casablanca

And from my all-time favorite movie, Braveheart

Ay, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one fchance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?

The Almighty thinks he can get me out of this, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

Every man dies, not every man really lives

[Zakalwe]

"You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means".

"Whoa, whoa, whooooaaaa. Nice shootin', Tex"

"I feel so funky."

"Where's Wyatt?"
"Down by the creek. Walkin' on water."

"You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil who is standing center stage advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours."

[Gregor Samsa]

"I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet."

"You're a handsome devil. What's your name?"

[SisterCoyote]

"Yup...he did it. He missed the barn..."

[Baker]

Back in the "old days"(50's?) when dialogue was more restricted, the writers had to be more creative when talking about sex. I remember "The Naked Jungle" with Eleanor Powell and a young Charlton Heston, in which he is a plantation owner in Brazil and she is his mail order bride. They haven't,ummm, consumated the relationship yet and he is being a jerk, picking on her and trying to find fault. He thinks she has "been with another man" so she tells him the truth, she is a widow. She has been playing a piano that sounds terrible, and snaps at him "If you knew anything about music you would know a piano is better when it has been played. THIS piano is sadly out of tune!" Then she bangs her fingers on the keys and stomps out of the room. MUCH better than more direct speech.

[Sakura]

"No time to discuss this in a committee!"
"I am NOT a committee!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"May the Force be with you."

"But, sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid."
"That's becasue a droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose."

"Get transprtation back to England. Plane. Car. Anything. I'm going after the Ark."
"How?"
"I dunno. I'm making this up as I go."

"Sure, c'mon in!" <this is more memorable when seen in A Night at the Opera.>

[London_Calling]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
Attack Ships on fire off the shores of Orion.
I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark off of Tanhauser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time...like tears, in rain.
Time to die."


Yeah!

[Sublight]

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." -- Army of Darkness

"EVERYBODY!!!" -- The Professional


"Returning to your mammas and your papas with your balls intact is highly improbable."

--sublight.

[capacitor]

"You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may do with her as you like, and then...spank me."

"Yes, yes mister give us all a good spanking."

"And after the spanking, the oral sex."

"It is a lonely life, bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear."

All the above from Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail

[astorian]

"Are you gonna DO something, or just stand there and bleed?"

"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

"I think the problem MAY have been that we had a Stonehenge monument in danger of being trampled by a dwarf."

"Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor- which is probably more than SHE ever did."

"Double the lad's bet for me, you toad!"

"He's a very clean old man, isn't he?"

[Soup]

"It's like unraveling a big cable-knit sweater, that someone keeps knitting, a-a-a-and knitting, a-a-a-and knitting, a-a-a-and knitting, a-a-a-and knitting . . . "

[DAVEW0071]

"It's the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man."

"I thought you said, 'Earn more sessions by sleeving.'"
"What the hell does that mean?"
"I don't know. That's why I came back out."

"Foooooood fiiiiiiight!"

"The doors swung wide and a Fig Newton entered."
(Or virtually any other Groucho-ism. See sig below.)

And one of my all-time favorites, from Raiders of the Lost Ark:
"Top....men."

[Maeglin]

"It just popped in there!"

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

"I'm Spartacus."

MR

[Sister Vigilante]

Originally posted by DAVEW0071
"I thought you said, 'Earn more sessions by sleeving.'"
"What the hell does that mean?"
"I don't know. That's why I came back out."
Wow, good one! I almost fell out my chair laughing in that movie, at that precise line. (Roxanne, for anyone wondering.)

"Put ... the candle ... back!"

"This ... is my BOOMSTICK!"

"She's the dummy!"

"Are you free this Saturday?" I'm free every day, it's in the Constitution."

"Don't tell me. You don't carry money in the future." "Well, we don't."

"Half of me is the Earl of Greystoke. The other half is wild."

[uberDave]

Of all the gin joints in the all towns in all the
world she had to walk into mine.

[pepperlandgirl]

Damn! All the good Tombstone quotes are taken! Maybe I can still think of a few

"I'm your huckleberry"

"And hell's coming with me! You hear?! HELL IS COMING WITH ME!"

[Me!! Joe!!!]

NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Me!! Joe!!!]

"Hello, vould yooo like ah rrrroll in da hay? It's fun! Roll....roll.....roll!"

"No matter where you go, there you are!"

"Oh don't be such a fool Calvin! Anyone whose anybody smokes and drinks!"

"Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink? I don't want to Mr.Pink!"

"Get away from me, Weiner Dog."

"She's my sister...(slap!)...she's my daughter...(slap!)...she's my sister...(slap!)...she's my daughter...(slap!)....

"We've got to get these people to a hospital!"
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with doctors and patients! But that's not important right now!"

"I speak jive."

[Hunsecker]

"Someday a real rain will come and wipe all the scum off the streets"

"Have you read the Bible?"
"Holy Bible?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah, I think so. Anyway I heard about it."

"No one going on a buisness trip would be missed if they never arrived"

(On a sign) "Cheapo Rentals: Good enough for the kind of girls we go with"

"You are protected by the enormity of your stupidity...for a while"

[bauble]

Just a few that come to mind:

"Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is."

"It's justice, you bastards!"

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

"...if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere."

"He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

"My mother used to say to me, "Elwood"---she always called me Elwood---"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh-so smart, or oh-so pleasant." For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant---and you may quote me."

[bafaa]

Old time hockey

Must be a king.
Why?
He hasn't got shit all over him.

I will find you!

My name is Neo! :D

[bafaa]

You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!

His first night in the joint, Andy Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town.

[Mr. Cynical]

I was born a poor, black child.

[Amok]

From The Big Lebowski:

"I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

"It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past."
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax-- you're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!"

"And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man."
"You mean... beyond pacifism?"

"You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?"
"What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude."

"Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women."

"Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

From Blade Runner:

"If only you could see what I have seen with your eyes."

"It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?"

"My mother?"
"Yeah."
"Let me tell you about my mother!"

"I don't know why he saved my life; maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he had ever before. Not just his life; anybody's life. My life."

I also like Roy Batty's final speech a lot, but it's already been listed.

From [b]Mallrats (perhaps Kevin Smith's most quotable movie, though it's certainly not his best):

"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Renee, but Hartford, 'the Whale', they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."

"Brodie, I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of 'Mighty Mouse', I did it. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother barged in, I did that too. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide. But if you think I'm gonna suffer any of your shit with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious fucking disappointment!"

"You're going to listen to something I said? Haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?"

"Cookie stand's not part of the food court."
"Sure it is."
"The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs, it's not like we're talking quantum physics here!"
"The cookie stand is an eatery; an eatery is part of the food court."
"Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking."

"You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?"

"Second suitor: if we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make?"
"Wait, what's whoopee?"
"You know, being intimate."
"What? Like fucking?"

From Jackie Brown:

"That shit'll rob you of your ambitions."
"Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV."

From They Live:

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

[Ura-Maru]

"I've broken bones, gouged out eyes, and left the floor behind me wet with brains. But I've never done that for any reason but to put a dog's skull on a spike!!"

"We should be drinking and f##king by now."

"Life without pain isn't real!"

"'Deserves' got nothin' to do with it."

"That was irrational. Not to mention, unsportsmanlike."

"Oh, shut up and die, will you!"

"You're a vampire, Michael! A creature of the night! Wait til' mom finds out about this!"

"Hmm. Still Works."

"Save you're unscientific drivel to scare little kids around the campfire."

"I'm aware of everything. Armed with that knowlage, I'll take my chances."

The last three are from Key the Metal Idol. Which technically, isn't a movie, but what the hell.

Hmm. All kinda violent, no? Maybe I should cut down on the caffeene.

--
"Usually I have to go to a website to see this kind of thing."

[Feelyat]

Please pass the asparagus.

[Cy Coe]

Mom and dad save the world: "No, I like the goatee better. Shoot yourself in the head."

Brain Donors:"If you need anything, there's fresh batteries in my room"

"Today's my day off!"

"A guy's got to do a whole lot to make ends meet these days. Apart from (taxi driving), I'm a pool man, I perform liposution, I've got my own toupee business. Our motto: 'Something that size should have hair on it'"

[Mauve Dog]

"Mom! Dad! Don't touch it! It's Evil!"

"First you want to kill me, then you want to kiss me. Blow."

"Lighten up, Francis."

"You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once...once!"

"I...live...again!!"

"Are all men from the future such loud-mouthed braggarts?"
"Nope, just me, baby. Just me."

"Wind the frog!"

"Come with me if you want to live!"

[ricepad]

"We're on a mission from god."

[Derleth]

"Kill them all."
-Scrawled on a book, Apocalypse Now
(I'm not at all sure of the exact wording of this quote. Please correct me if I've gotten it wrong.)

"One word: 'Plastics'."
-The Graduate

"When you look around and see the pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do."
-Patton

I plan to post to this thread with more quotes. My brain is not working at full capacity due to sleep deprivation. I need to hit the sheets.

[mbh]

Wow. I turn my back for a couple of days, and the thread is three pages long.

Teach, my quotations were from "Casablanca" and "The Human Monster". The latter is an old horror flick starring Bela Lugosi.

Now, if I can just ID all of the rest of these quotations......<sigh>.....I really need to get a life..........

[NicePete]

"Kneel before me, Son of Jor-El!"

"Fly, Fatass, Fly!"

"Baby, I am not from Havana."

"That's HEDLEY."

"He vas my BOYFRIEND!"

"Run Away! Run Away!"

"Don't give any blowjobs on the way out to the parking lot! Hey you, come back here!"

"Some folks call it a Kaiser Blade, mmm hmm. I call it a Sling Blade."

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse."

[NicePete]

"I can eat 50 eggs."

"Tack, you kack!"

"It's people! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEEEEPUULLL!!!"

"That's the facts, JACK."


"Excuse me, may I go to the bathroom first?
Of course you may
with reliefThank you."

[Indiana Jones]

You going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.

Dying ain't much of a living, boy.

The Marines are looking for a few good men, and you ain't it.

A man's got to know his limitations.

[Occam]

"One fifty-one. Are you gonna party with the foxes tonight? Take my advice get some Annie Greensprings, chicks love it. Put a little insanity on your potato, shake it man."
<cops walk in>
"Uhhh, I'm going to have to see an ID?"

[Philbuck]

"'PC Load Letter'? What the fuck does that mean?!"

"Yes, this is horrible, this idea."

"We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, we're going to federal pound me in the ass prison!"

[a35362]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain."

"You have to know these things when you're king."

"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you different is selling something."

"Oh, joy."

[Sakura]

"It's a twister! It's a twister!"

"I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too!"

"Just click your heels together three times and say, 'There's no place like home. There's no place like home'."

"...And you were there...and you...and you...!"

"I'm just going to check on the study."
"Everything all right?"
"Yep, two corpses, everything's fine."

[Soup]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

[zenith]

"We had faces then!'

"They're called boobs, Ed."

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

[Zinger]

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gozu Tashoya]

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

Honey, you got real ugly.

Klaatu, Therata, *cough, cough*

You can say what you want, but when I say I'm going to kill you, there's nothing you can do but die.

No more drugs for that man.

I'm Castor Troy!

Do not shoot at the nuclear weapons!

Give a man a gun and he's superman. Give him two and he's God.

Immigration. Section 6.

Your men are already dead.

Girl: And your beer tastes like piss.
Bartender: We know. We piss in it.

Are you a faithless preacher or a big, bad fucking servant of God?

My name's Sex Machine, nice to meet you.

Come get some.

Hit him so hard his girlfriend dies.

I'm so scared... *sniffle, sniffle*

Cop: Move and you're dead.
Draven: Well, I say, I'm dead. And I move.

Quick impression: Caw, caw, bang, fuck, I'm dead!

It can't rain all the time.

[Chupacabra]

A lot of my favorite movies have already been quoted, but two of the silliest and as a result most quotable haven't been touched. Airplane and Caddyshack. Here's a few....

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way is there anybody on board who knows how to fly a plane?

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish Prison?

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Judge Smalls: Ty, I'm no slouch you know.
Ty Webb: Don't be so hard on yourself Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity.

Be the ball.

and last but not least....

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "hey Lama, how about a little something for the effort, you know". And he says, "oh, uh there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total conciousness." So I got that going for me, which is nice.

[Narile]

One that should be instantly recognizable...

'The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle, the chalace with the palace holds the brew that is true!'

And two from the same movie that might require a bit more thought.

'Someone's got to take the responsibility if the job's going to get done. Do you think that's easy?'

'Captain, I'm concerned about this vessel, it's taking on water.'
'Why does that concern you?'
'I can't swim.'

And lastly from another favorite....
'EVERYTHING! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down. AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?'

Have fun children. :)

[Nekochan]

Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

[Chupacabra]

Demented and sad, but social.

[sk8rixtx]

"Why the fuck do you people put mayonasse on hamburgers?"

[backpack_joe]

Shampoo is better. I goes on first and make the hair clean!

Conditioner is better. I make the hair silky and smooth!

rahh! rahh!

Stop looking at me swan. :-)

[dpr]

Nobody steps on a church in my town!

As you wish

"Just once I want to hear you scream" "Yeah? Play some rap music"

You are ten seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life.

Plenty of letters left in the alphabet.

"So you HAVE kissed a girl before?" "Never the right one"

I have a bad feeling about this...

You're everything I never knew I wanted

[dpr]

and how could I forget:

"I came here to kick ass and chew gum.... and I'm all out of gum."

I'm not afraid to die: all men die. But not all men get to live.

I'm not left handed either.

"You're a psycopath!" "No, no, no. Psychopath's kill for no reason - I kill for money.

You know what I'm going to buy you for Xmas? A great big cross so everytime you feel unappreciated you can crawl up on it."

[Sn-man]

She's good, Joe. She rates a three on my finger scale. That means I'd cut off three of my fingers if God would let me F#@% her.

[matt]

"Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the Senior Drill Instructor that Private Pyie has a full magazine and has locked and loaded, sir!"

It's not a great line, but it did shut up that asshole drill instructor for a good three seconds.

[thinksnow]

Originally posted by Frankd6

"Don't give any blowjobs on the way out to the parking lot! Hey you, come back here!"
______________________________________

I know, I know...it's the thought that counts, but if you're going to do something, do it right.

"Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot! Hey! Get back here!"

Thanks. If I gaff one of these, do please let me know.

-Okay Faggot...what's next? (also great is: "We are now armed with Mighty Joint!")

-My mind is aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought carreening through a cosminc vapor of invention. (Ditto)

-Man, there ain't no f**kin' Thelma here! (possibly Arsinios best role)

-Let me offer you some advice: Always...never...forget to check you sources.

-You two are really amazing. I'm just like that with...I'm not even like that with anyone (also: "Bitches, man!" and "I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen" possibly John Cussacks greatest role)

-Go that way really fast. If someting gets in your way, turn. (also: "This mountain is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this is?!")

-I can't stand rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it."

[Biggirl]

It's good to be the king.


I will not be ignored.


Everything was fine until the dickless wonder here turned off the power grid.
Is this true?
Yes, this man has no dick.

[thinksnow]

-Let's not belabor the fact that you have no sense of timing. The fact is, you're here. (also: "This is not champagne, it's f**king Krystal.")

-What smells like cat piss?

-I don't tip. (also: "Oh sure, you've got a cool name. You wanna switch? No body is switching! You're Mr. Pink and he's Mr. Black."

[tracer]

"Silly, they don't like chocolates with cows and pigs in them, they like chocolates with people in them!"

(Hah! Let's see anybody identify that movie! Hint: It's British.)

[a35362]

"Klaatu...Barada...Nikto!"

"Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned? Well I haven't. I find that the moment a woman makes friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious and a damn nuisance. And I find that the moment that I make friends with a woman I become selfish and tyrannical. So here I am, a confirmed old bachelor and likely to remain so."

[Phobos]

annalnathrak uthusbethude dorthieldienvay
(pardon the spelling...perhaps not a notable quote, but one I can't forget from Excalibur)

[Phobos]

and in the theme of nonsense words...

"snootchie bootches!"

[iampunha]

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It'd be a pity to damage yours."

"My contention is that prior to the revolutionary war, the market economies of the southern states, especially in Pennsylvania and Virginia, could most aptly be described as agrarian precapitalist . . . "

"I'm not sir. I only wish I was."

"It's the world's first un-manned deskset flight."

"I should have done this a long time ago."

[Occam]

I've heard this rant before. You sound just like the Morning Star...you do, you sound just like Lucifer. I have seen what happens to the proud when they take on the throne, well FUCK that. I'm goin' back to Wisconsin.

[Liberal]

"Lord, my load is heavy." — Lily Tomlin as Rose Ratliff in Big Business

[a35362]

"Hush, Scout. Your father's passin'."

[Phobos]

"Take off, eh!"

[thinksnow]

-You have nothing to contribute to this, so stay the f**k out!

-John Wayne, is that you, is this me?
also: They should make a movie about me.
Why should they make a movie about you?
'Cuz I'm so f**kin' great!
and: Choke yourself! With my hand, numbnuts!

-Siagon. Shit, I'm still only in Siagon.

-Those men wanted to have sex with me!

[a35362]

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

[a35362]

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

[a35362]

"Look at that! Look at how she moves! That's just like Jell-O on springs!"

[Flutterby]

"It's truth, but truth is not always apperance."

"Dreams die hard and we hold them in our hands long after they have turned to dust." and "I long for death, and yet I fear it." and "To the stars Bowen.. to the stars."

"Your logic is quite dizzying" and "No. A person is smart. People are stupid."

"Crazy? Crazy's on the bus out of here remember?"

"You know why people call something impossible? Because it hasn't happened yet."

"I can never regret. I can feel sorry, but its not the same thing."

"It can't rain all the time." and "Victims aren't we all?"

"I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when your omnipotent."

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live."

"Good! There's oxygen on this planet!"

"I keep thinking I'm grown up, but I'm not."

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."

[a35362]

"It's like that book I read in the ninth grade that said, ''Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people.'"

[a35362]

"You're a creature of the night, Michael. My own brother, a goddamn shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out!"

"Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."

-"I was reading a book the other day."
-"...Reading a book??"
-"Yes. It's all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy says that machinery is gonna take the place of every profession?"
-"Oh, my dear. That's something you need never worry about."

"Oh, irony. I haven't used that since 1983. I got tired of being stared at."

"Oh Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars."

[Nekochan]

Mr Turkentine: Well I can't figure out just two!

Mrs. Gloop: Save some room for later, Augustus Liebling!

Mrs. Teevee: Rachmaninoff.

Mr Salt: What is this, some kind of funhouse?
Wonka: Why, having fun?

Mrs. Gloop: What a disgusting, dirty river.

Mr. Salt: Stuff and nonsense.
Wonka: No, Oompa Loompas.
Everyone: Oompa Loompas?!?
Wonka: From Loompaland.
Mrs. Teevee: Loompaland? There's no such place.
Wonka: Excuse me, dear lady . . .
Mrs. Teevee: Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.
Wonka: Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is...

Mr. Salt: Snozwangers? Vermicious knids? What kind of rubbish is that?

Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.

Violet: What is this, some kinda freakout?

Veruca: I want a bean feast!

And the whole movie, basically.

[Jack Batty]

This is a great thread! I must chime in with a few. I hope I'm not reapeating too many.

Fight Club:
-I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Real Genius:
-I want to see more of you around the lab.
-Fine. I'll gain weight.

-Why is that toy on your head?
-Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.

-Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
-Not right now.
-A girl's gotta have her standards.

Rounders:
-I feel like Bill Buckner walking back into Shea.

-You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.

- Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

Shakes the Clown:
- Are you the clown?
- No, I'm Mary fuckin' Poppins.

- I'm gonna twist your head into a fuckin' balloon animal.

[a35362]

"Some of these buildings are fifteen, twenty years old." ["Oooo!"]

"We're fighting for this woman's honor...which is more than she ever did!"

"I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it."

"A toast! To my big brother George: the richest man in town."

[Phobos]

Real Genius - good quotable movie!

"This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to someone who gets too sexually frustrated"

"I quote the immortal Socrates who said 'I drank what?'"

"Can I get you something? A balloon?"

[Dawg144]

"YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France?, No What? A Royale with Cheese. No shit?"

[Nekochan]

Originally posted by Jack Batty
This is a great thread! I must chime in with a few. I hope I'm not reapeating too many.

Fight Club:
-I am Jack's smirking revenge.


My favorite one from that movie is "I am Jack's raging bile duct."

[Gozu Tashoya]

My favorite line/scene from that movie is when he's talking about buying everything from Ikea, 'cause now that I moved, damn it, I find that I am.

[Proudest Monkey]

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

"Kent, you fucked up! You trusted us!"

[Joe_Cool]

One of my new favorites is one I just saw the other day:

Bringing out the dead.

The title of the movie is a Monty Python quote! Near the beginning, Paramedics resuscitate (sp?) a patient and when they get him to the hospital, the check in doctor or nurse says: "I thought he was dead?"
Nicholas Cage (the paramedic replies "He got better."

[Narile]

ah, a35362, A Lion in Winter OToole and Hepburn at their best. One of my favorite films.

Some more great quotes from it:

"If you're a prince, there's hope for every ape in Africa."

"Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're all barbarians!"

"Henry's bed is Henry's province, he may people it with sheep if he wishes. Which upon occasion he has done."

"I made Louis take me on Crusade. I dressed my women as Amazons and we rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled."

"Give me a little peace."
"A little? Why so modest? How about eternal peace? Now there's a thought."

[Crown Prince of Irony]

Oh, come on! How about:

"Heeere's Johnny!!!"

"Gimme a chicken salad sandwich, on white toast. And hold the chicken."
"Hold the chicken?!?"
"Yeah. Hold the chicken...(wait for it)...between your knees."

"What do they call a Whopper?"
"I don't know, I didn't go to Burger King."

"When you hang somebody, you'd better hang 'em high."

"Does it make you laugh when I say Biggus....Dickus?!?"

[Feelyat]

The Dude: "And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man."
Walter Sobchak: "You mean... beyond pacifism?"

"The Dude abides."

"That's, like, your opinion, man."(in my signature)

"This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

"I am the walrus."

Fight Club

"You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"With a gun in your mouth, you speak only in vowels."

"Motherf***er! You hit me in the ear!"(Great scene!!!)

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."

"If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla."

"I am Jack's cold sweat."

"Did you know that by mixing equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?"(handy tip)

These are both two amazing films! Woo!

[MaxTheVool]

One of my favorite lines is from the otherwise totally forgettable _Honey, I blew up the kid_. A baby has been transformed into supergiant size, and is running amok, so to save it they also expand its mother, so this very large mom goes chasing after the baby, and an onlooker says:
"Look at the _size_ of that mother"

others:

"Don't you mean the virgin Connie Swayle?"

"Dodge this"

"Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds... Lawrence?"

"Stacy, we broke up three months ago"
"That doesn't mean we can't still go out"
"Well it does, actually. That's what breaking up is"

"Nobody's really going to be free until nerd persecution ends"

"Hey, you. You get your damn hands off of her"

"You rebel scum!"

"Toe pick"

"MORTAL KOMBAT!" (followed by loud techno music)

"I see that you are speechless... a fine quality in a wife"

"He chose... poorly"

"Don't hurt my mules"


"Suuuuppppeeeerrrrmmmaaaannn"

[Dolores Reborn]

Admiral, there be whales here!

Then I shall make the best guess I can.

Ditto.

[El_Kabong]

Here's a few random faves:

"You know why life is like a mountain railroad? Because you never know which son of a bitch has his hand on the throttle." -- The Missouri Breaks

"It's been emotional." -- Lock, Stock, etc.

"The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs." -- Topsy Turvy

"Did he die, that stupid boy?" -- The Patriot

"It's my snake, I'm going to eat it." -- The Road Warrior

"All hail the Humungous! The Lord Humungous! The warrior of the wasteland! (pause) The Ayatollah of rock and rollah! -- RW again

Great thread!

[betenoir]

Ordinary people. I hate'em.

Mein Furher! I can walk!

It's so hard having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

You have to consider the possiblity that God does not like you.

Who wants to die for art?!

[Mr. Cynical]

Man, oh man, do I hate them Fancy Lads!

[barking frog]

"'Doug, i've got everything under control.' 'Kitchen's on fire.'"

[Zebra]

I wonder what they are wearing in Addis Abbabar?
It looks like a bernoose. Oooh! Are we going to Addis Abbabar Mr. Luthor?

This means something.

I need something that will scare every living christian soul.

The bag.

It was just like making popcorn.

It was you Fredo. You broke my heart.

There are 66 known communist working the the defense department.
How many?
72.

We got both kinds of music....country and western.

Jones.

Second place is a set of steak knives.

I believe in America.

Moonlight Grahm.

Define 'bad'.

I want to see little things hitting each other!

Would you like to see a show tonight? I was thinking about 'The King and I' (slap) How about 'Oklahoma!'.

You know....for kids!

Never get off the boat, unless your going all the way.

I have been and always shall be your friend.

Stab it and steer.

How's your hole?

[barking frog]

"What kind of pervert gets their jollies off of playing with dog shit?"

[Gilligan]

Most of Army of Darkness has been taken...
"Yo, she-bitch...Let's go."

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"That's gonna leave a mark."

"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks." "In a row?"

"Learnin' about Cuba...and havin' some food."

"Help, help, I'm being repressed!"

"Schvartzes!"

"Hi, I'm Chucky. I'm your friend to the end. Wanna play?"

"How's it hangin', Death?"

"Rommel, you magnificient bastard...I read your book!"

"The price is wrong, bitch!"

"Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?..."

"That's all we need. A cock in a frock on a rock."

"You buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup...looks good on you, though!"

[bafaa]

The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of.

This house is clean.


The one's below are from Murder By Death

Sidney Wang: Yes, is confusing.
Lionel Twain: IT! IT is confusing! Say your goddamn pronouns!

Sam Diamond: The last time that I trusted a dame was in Paris in 1940. She said she was going out to get a bottle of wine. Two hours later, the Germans marched into France.

Sidney Wang: It is late, and my eyes are getting tired.
Sam Diamond: I thought they always looked like that.
Jessica Marbles: Knock it off, Sam!
Sam Diamond: I apologize. This case is getting to me. I'm sorry, Slanty.
Sidney Wang: Um... thank you.

[DRY]

Originally posted by Narile
ah, a35362, A Lion in Winter OToole and Hepburn at their best. One of my favorite films.

Some more great quotes from it:

"If you're a prince, there's hope for every ape in Africa."

"Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're all barbarians!"

"Henry's bed is Henry's province, he may people it with sheep if he wishes. Which upon occasion he has done."

"I made Louis take me on Crusade. I dressed my women as Amazons and we rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled."

"Give me a little peace."
"A little? Why so modest? How about eternal peace? Now there's a thought."



Narile, it's The Lion in Winter. Sorry for the nitpick, but this is my very favorite movie of all time.
The dialogue is, by far, the best I've heard.

a35362, the line you quote from was my very first sig here.

More quotes from the movie:

"The day those stout hearts band together is the day that pigs get wings."
"There'll be pork in the treetops come morning!"

"Poor John. No one ever says poor John. Why if I went up in flames, no one would pee on me to put the fire out."
"Let's strike a flint, and see."

"You have a gift...for hating."
"You're the expert, you should know."

[yojimbo]

It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look
it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers.
Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the
Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian
women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark
skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians
still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors
were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a
half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?

The best scene in a movie IMO.

[a35362]

"Well, I guess I've done murder. Oh, I won't think about that now. I'll think about that tomorrow."

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops!"

"I'm looking at you, miss."

"You be strong, you survive. You stay alive. No matter what occurs. I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far. I will find you -- I will find you!"

"Sometimes, Selena, being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to."

"Trust me, darling, it's for the best." [BLAM!!]

"Fasten your seat belts, kids. It's going to be a bumpy night."

"My natural habitat is the theater. In it, I toil not, neither do I spin. I am a critic."

"Murder is my favorite crime."

"When a dame gets killed, she doesn't worry about how she looks."

"In my case, self-absorption is completely justified."

"I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom."

"I'm not kind, I'm vicious. It's the secret of my charm."

"It took more than one man to name me Shanghai Lily."

"Monsieur Valmont never opens his mouth without calculating what damage he can do."

"Love is too weak a word for what I feel. I lurve you. I luff you."

[BobSchroeck]

Originally posted by plnnr
"The children of the night. What beautiful music they make."


"Children of the night -- shut up!"

[a35362]

"You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading 'the land of the free' in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: 'I'm free to think and to speak; my ancestors couldn't; I can, and my children will.' Boys ought to grow up remembering that."

"Just remember this, Mr. Potter: that this rabble you're talking about, they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath?"

"Hellllllp meeeee!! HELLLLLLP MEEEEEEE!!!"

"You want that gun? Pick it up. I wish you would."

"Is it showing off when a man does what he's capable of doing? Is a bird showing off when it flies?"

"How much for your daughter?"

"It's like the car. He hates her, loves the car."

[Ivar]

Christopher Walken has the uncanny ability to come into a movie and with one scene, steal the whole picture, just like he did with True Romance above
This is from Pulp Fiction

Your granddad was a Marine and he was
killed with all the other Marines
at the battle of Wake Island. Your
granddad was facing death and he
knew it. None of those boys had
any illusions about ever leavin'
that island alive. So three days
before the Japanese took the
island, your 22-year old
grandfather asked a gunner on an
Air Force transport named Winocki,
a man he had never met before in
his life, to deliver to his infant
son, who he had never seen in the
flesh, his gold watch. Three days
later, your grandfather was dead.
But Winocki kept his word. After
the war was over, he paid a visit
to your grandmother, delivering to
your infant father, his Dad's gold
watch. This watch. This watch was
on your Daddy's wrist when he was
shot down over Hanoi. He was
captured and put in a Vietnamese
prison camp. Now he knew if the
gooks ever saw the watch it's be
confiscated. The way your Daddy
looked at it, that watch was your
birthright. And he'd be damned if
and slopeheads were gonna put their
greasy yella hands on his boy's
birthright. So he hid it in the
one place he knew he could hide
somethin'. His ass. Five long
years, he wore this watch up his
ass. Then when he died of
disentary, he gave me the watch. I
hid with uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little
man, I give the watch to you.

[a35362]

"Don't thank me, Warden. We're all part of the same team. Good-night!"

[a35362]

"They call me Mister Tibbs!!

[a35362]

"I am sorry with my rice."

[Occam]

Big hitter, the Lama.

Has anybody seen Sam Lowry?

There's a lotta in's, a lotta outs, a lotta different facets, a lotta interrested parties.

Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't yeah!?!?!

You look terrible Mr. Wahuwahturi, you look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit. Not that anybody could look good under these lights. I can feel them sucking the life out of me, suck suck suck.

It's noon, you must be parched.

Let's get this thing on the hump!

Does Berry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

I gotta sleep next to a guy named after a ducks dork.

I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right...in the head.

We grow copious amounts of ganja, right?

You don't understand, you can never ask me to stop drinking.

He's killed more people than smallpox.



I will worship the movie trivia god who can name all of these films.

[evilbeth]

Originally posted by Occam
Big hitter, the Lama.

Caddyshack

Has anybody seen Sam Lowry?

Brazil

There's a lotta in's, a lotta outs, a lotta different facets, a lotta interrested parties.

The Big Lebowski

Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't yeah!?!?!

Tremors

You look terrible Mr. Wahuwahturi, you look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit. Not that anybody could look good under these lights. I can feel them sucking the life out of me, suck suck suck.

AND

It's noon, you must be parched.

I don't know

Let's get this thing on the hump!

Dr. Strangelove

Does Berry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

The Breakfast Club

I gotta sleep next to a guy named after a ducks dork.

(*guess) Sixteen Candles

I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right...in the head.

I don't know

We grow copious amounts of ganja, right?

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

You don't understand, you can never ask me to stop drinking.

Leaving Las Vegas

He's killed more people than smallpox.

I know this one but I cannot think of it!



So you don't have to completely worship me, but can I get a little love or something?

[tracer]

Occam wrote:

You look terrible Mr. Wahuwahturi, you look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit. Not that anybody could look good under these lights. I can feel them sucking the life out of me, suck suck suck.

Ah, one of my all-time favorites. Joe Versus the Volcano. So, didja spot all 5 times that the "lightning bolt" shape appears in that movie?

[DRY]

Originally posted by evilbeth
Originally posted by Occam
[quote]I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right...in the head.

I don't know


Psst...Evilbeth. It's Braveheart.

"It's my island."

My favorite line from the movie was "Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible. Dead...just as good."

[a35362]

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings."

[Joe_Cool]

Originally posted by GreatKingRat
"I'm comin' outta here... any fucker I see out there, I'm gonna kill him... and any fucker takes a shot at me, I ain't just gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife and all his friends... and burn his fucking house, hear?"

OK, I know I'm gonna feel really stupid when I find out, but what is that from?

[Prosser]

Al Pacino in Devil's Advocate in re modern society:

"It's cheat on your wife, fuck over your friend, and call your mother on Mother's Day"

[a35362]

-"I was shot twice in the Tribune.

-"I read you were shot five times in the tabloids."

-"It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids."

*rimshot*

[iksova]

From The Holy Grail..


Some people call me...Tim?
What, African or European?
What, behind the rabbit? It IS the rabbit.

[Chocobo]

From one of the Dirty Harry movies, when he gets into that plane and starts to take off.

Co-pilot, giving him a funny look: You ever done this before?
Harry, cool as ever: Nope.

Jurassic Park, after Dr. Saddler gets done looking in the 'dino droppings'.

Malcolm: You, uh...You're gonna wash your hands before you eat, right?

And of course, from my fav. movie of all time, Star Wars...

Luke, in a whiny voice: But I was going in to Tosche Station to pick up some power converterrrrs!
--
Vader: I am your father.
--
(In the Special Edition)
Jabba: Why did you fry poor Greedo?

And finally, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
Bridge keeper: What...is your name?
Knight (I forgot his name): Sir So-and-so
Bridge keeper: What...is your quest?
Knight: To find the Holy Grail!
Bridge keeper: What...is your favorite color?
Knight: Red...no bl-waaaaaaaaaaaa!

[tennents]

Bridge on the river kwai (my relative helped bomb it)

saito: if you were me what would you do ?

nicholson: If i were you id kill myself. cheers!

and anything from fear and loathing

[Angie Gailbird]

The Last Unicorn
"There are no happy endings, because nothing ends."

"She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits."


Mixed Nuts
"Nothing's wrong! Felix and Gracie have dressed the landlord up as a Christmas tree, and now we're going to take him out and leave him on the Boardwalk."
"Now that's a good plan. We'll help."

(I don't think that one's exact.)


When Harry Met Sally...
"I want you to know that I will NEVER want that wagon wheel coffee table."

"I'll have what she's having."


Bringing Up Baby
"Because I just went gay all of a sudden!"

"I was born on the side of a hill!"


The English Patient
"We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps or the names of powerful men."

"You sing. All the time."

[Shirley Ujest]

Risky Business: " Joel, get off the babysitter."

Payback: "Stop it, I"m getting misty."
" Don't worry about him. Worry about me."

[Dawg144]

"Money never sleeps pal"

"Im not talking about some $400,000 dollar a year wall street working stiff, Im talkin about real money... Liquid"