A Witch! A Witch! We've Found A Witch! [Archive]

Anastasaeon

10-27-2005, 04:57 PM

No! Get away from me! Fire burn...

Oh. Ahem. Why not send her to the big pool of milk chocolate? I hear uh... I hear that chocolate... um... burns a witch! Yes! It is like holy water to a vampire! And M&Ms are like garlic.

*puts pointy hat back on*

Ponder Stibbons

10-27-2005, 04:57 PM

She turned me into a newt! :dubious:

... and why Inigo wants to burn down a witch-bridge is beyond me.

Antigen

10-27-2005, 04:58 PM

:dubious:

... I got better ...

:P

The Great Sun Jester

10-27-2005, 05:09 PM

See if it's true what they say about their nipples, first.
Excellent idea. This may take some time....

The Great Sun Jester

10-27-2005, 05:13 PM

...OK, I got the chocolate syrup, now what's it supposed to do to those frosty witch nipples?

marque elf

10-27-2005, 05:31 PM

Did you weigh her against a duck? These are the Middle Ages and this kind of thing should be scientifically, you know. If she weighs less than a duck, then burning her would be the only just solution. Even witches deserve a fair trial. You can check her nipples, at leisure, before you burn her.

Tio Gringo

10-27-2005, 05:42 PM

...OK, I got the chocolate syrup, now what's it supposed to do to those frosty witch nipples?

It's like that Magic Shell stuff. It creates a hard, chocolaty overcoat for them. You know...Dipped Nips! :)

Revenant Threshold

10-27-2005, 05:58 PM

*imagines a buncha puritans watching a far-too-happy witch bathe in chocolate*

Puritan: Uh...you know, she really doesn't seem to be burning, at all. More....dancing with glee.
Pastor: Oh, well, you see...uh....she's not dancing, per se, she's.....uhm....letting out the Devil! Yes, Satan is escaping, and those are her throes of agony!
Puritan: Oh? Well, I guess that's all fine and good, but how do you explain the singing?
Pastor: Uhm....no, you see, she's not singing, she's, uh, saying a prayer to her Godless master!
Puritan: "I love chocolate, I love chocolate, all for me, yummy yum yum?"
PastorB: Er..yes. Well known Evil prayer, that. *cough* Now stop asking questions! Do you want to be in there with her?
Puritan: No, I prefer dark chocolate.
Pastor: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!one
Puritan: Uh...I mean.....God is Great?
Pastor: Good boy.

Lute Skywatcher

10-27-2005, 06:34 PM

... I got better ...

:PGood. Last thing we need around here is an ex-Speaker of the House.

silenus

10-27-2005, 07:24 PM

:dubious:

... and why Inigo wants to burn down a witch-bridge is beyond me.

Witch-bridge? That bridge.

Tio Gringo

10-27-2005, 07:37 PM

It's like that Magic Shell stuff. It creates a hard, chocolaty overcoat for them. You know...Dipped Nips! :)

...or a Nipple Ripple. :p

CynicalGabe

10-27-2005, 08:09 PM

A duck? Only witches measure against ducks, in order that they may exonerate other witches. The only proper method is to throw her in a lake, and see if she floats and/or can swim.

Habanero

10-27-2005, 11:11 PM

Drop a house on her.

Mac Guffin

10-28-2005, 12:33 AM

What's all this about chocolate covered witch-babes?

Where does this line start?

Kythereia

10-28-2005, 10:17 AM

I'm right in line behind you, wherever it starts...

SkipMagic

10-28-2005, 10:26 AM

Drop a house on her.
That'll just piss off her family.

eleanorigby

10-28-2005, 10:42 AM

Is she a good witch or a bad witch?

Revenant Threshold

10-28-2005, 10:43 AM

Drop a house on her.

That'll just piss off her family.

Especially if it's their house!

marque elf

10-28-2005, 10:54 AM

I've got first dibs on her shoes.

anyrose

10-28-2005, 10:57 AM

Especially if it's their house!
but what if it's a gingerbread house -
then instead of dropping it, we could break it into chunks and have it for dessert

AskNott

10-28-2005, 01:10 PM

Hey, we're civilized now. We don't burn witches. Sign her up to say grace for the next city council meeting. First, though, see if she has any hot stock tips.

What Exit?

10-28-2005, 01:20 PM

You know I had a really clever post on this thread around 8:30am and it never made.
I just want to know which witch destroyed it.
My poor post, wandering the internet highway as a defenseless Toad.

If the witches name is Witchie-Poo then the best defense is a magic talking flute and a very silly Dragon.

What Exit?

10-28-2005, 01:23 PM

I forgot, if she looks like Samantha or Willow , than the last thing you would want to do is burn them, definitely investigate the Dipping in chocolate concept. ;)

anyrose

10-28-2005, 01:28 PM

What about Pru, Piper, Pheobe, and Paige?

The Great Sun Jester

10-28-2005, 01:44 PM

More witches!

What Exit?

10-28-2005, 01:47 PM

More witches!

Watch out for those Sand Witches too.

Also the Eastwick ones.

Casey1505

10-28-2005, 01:47 PM

What about Pru, Piper, Pheobe, and Paige?
I'll take over the nipple inspection going forward, Inigo.

anyrose

10-28-2005, 01:49 PM

how about these?

Amy
Amy's mom
Sarina

Sabrina
Aunt Hilda
Aunt Zelda

Sally Owens
Gillian Owens
Aunt Frances
Aunt Bridget

What Exit?

10-28-2005, 01:54 PM

how about these?

Amy
Amy's mom
Sarina

Sabrina
Aunt Hilda
Aunt Zelda

Sally Owens
Gillian Owens
Aunt Frances
Aunt Bridget

Who are Amy, Amy's mom & Sarina?
Sally Owens, Gillian Owens, Aunt Frances & Aunt Bridget (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0790740060/002-4812122-1895207?v=glance&vi=quotes-trivia)

The Great Sun Jester

10-28-2005, 01:57 PM

I'll take over the nipple inspection going forward, Inigo.
Well, if you insist...but I'll see to that wicked Anastasaeon though. She can't be trusted. We're going to need more chocolate I think.

anyrose

10-28-2005, 02:00 PM

Who are Amy, Amy's mom & Sarina?
Sally Owens, Gillian Owens, Aunt Frances & Aunt Bridget (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0790740060/002-4812122-1895207?v=glance&vi=quotes-trivia)
Amy & Amy's mom are from BtVS
Serina is Samatha's evil twin cousin

There's also Endora, Maurice, Uncle Arthur, Esmarelda, etc etc

anyrose

10-28-2005, 02:01 PM

Amy & Amy's mom are from BtVS
Serina is Samatha's evil twin cousin

There's also Endora, Maurice, Uncle Arthur, Esmarelda, etc etc
... Aunt Clara...

anyrose

10-28-2005, 02:18 PM

does my best friend, a wicca/pagan (but not a spellcaster) count?

Cowgirl Jules

10-28-2005, 02:26 PM

If there is nipple chocolating to be done, I may just have to convert.

Is it dark chocolate or milk?

Clothahump

10-28-2005, 02:40 PM

May we burn her?

How could you tell which witch was which?

Revenant Threshold

10-28-2005, 02:44 PM

I'll take over the nipple inspection going forward, Inigo.

Damn, why did I have to be travelling today....Now i'm stuck in the line :(

Revenant Threshold

10-28-2005, 02:47 PM

Oh, and you can have Prue. While witch nipple chocolating is a good thing, dead witch nipple chocolating is taking it a bit too far.

Ponder Stibbons

10-28-2005, 02:48 PM

I remember a catering job I did once for this Wiccan group, and everyone had to have a different sub for lunch. Only the packages weren't marked. So the problem was ...

Do you see it coming?

Which 'wich was which witch's 'wich?

The Great Sun Jester

10-28-2005, 03:19 PM

How could you tell which witch was which?
Well...she looked like one!

anyrose

10-28-2005, 03:24 PM

Well...she looked like one!
did she have on a fake nose and large pointy black hat?

The Great Sun Jester

10-28-2005, 03:30 PM

Nope. But she did have frosty cold chocolate nipples!

Man With a Cat

10-28-2005, 03:34 PM

I got here late, save me a witchy chocolate nipple.

anyrose

10-28-2005, 03:34 PM

okokokok
what about the warlocks - where are we going to apply the chocolate on them? hmmmm?

The Great Sun Jester

10-28-2005, 03:41 PM

Yow! Well if the choclate's been heated up it'd add a whole new meaning to butning a witch at the stake!

UncleRojelio

10-28-2005, 03:56 PM

Is she a good witch or a bad witch?

I dunno yet. I'd have to see their nipples.

Is it just me, or is it colder than a witch's tit in here?

Muffin

10-28-2005, 08:07 PM

May we burn her?No, but we may spank her. A Spanking! A spanking! May I spank her!

(May she spank me?)

zelie zelerton

10-28-2005, 08:10 PM

So did you burn her yet?

anyrose

10-28-2005, 08:18 PM

Yow! Well if the choclate's been heated up it'd add a whole new meaning to butning a witch at the stake!
it won't be that hot, and it will be licked off very quickly <eg>

Peter Morris

10-28-2005, 08:54 PM

Witch-bridge? That bridge.

Where-wolf?

anyrose

10-28-2005, 09:01 PM

Where-wolf?
There wolf. There Castle

you started it

What Exit?

10-28-2005, 09:14 PM

I know everyone is afraid of Where-woofs but I would be way more worried about all those Were-houses I keep hearing about.

Regallag_The_Axe

10-28-2005, 10:09 PM

I have devised a fool-proof method to tell witches apart from others. We must first erect a scaffold exactly thirteen feet high, and light a fire on top of it. Next we must aquire a mirror and set it up in a manner that it reflects the light of the fire into the room where the witch is being held. Then we take a piece of wood a bit larger than the mirror and every few seconds cover and then uncover the mirror. If she can sleep though this she is a witch, and must be burned. If she does not sleep through it, she is posessed by demonic spirits and we must cut open her skull and remove her brain to let the spirits out. Then put the brrain back in and be cured. If she does not survive the operation it is alright because it means that she was a posessed witch.

Suburban Plankton

10-28-2005, 10:16 PM

This new learning amazes me, Regallag. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be used to prevent earthquakes?

OtakuLoki

10-29-2005, 06:16 AM

Yanno, if the line's too long for inspecting the various witch's chocolated nipples, I suggest we draft some of the hotties in line waiting to do inspections... and check out their chocolated nipples, too. After all, we need to verify the conditions of the control nipples to be able to make proper judgements about witchy nipples.

(Yes, I'm looking at you, Kythereria :D )

detop

10-29-2005, 08:17 AM

I know everyone is afraid of Where-woofs but I would be way more worried about all those Were-houses I keep hearing about.

Tell me about it. I used to live in one and every full moon, it turned into a suburban bungalow. The HORROR, I tell you...