Everybody come quick!! ChiefScott used a smilie!!!

[Whammo]

I saw it happen right here! --> http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=34198

Is there a doctor in the house? I think this man is cracking up!

[Geek Mecha]

Chiefy's gonna kill you! Nice knowin' ya, Whammo! ;)

[Whammo]

quote:
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Originally posted by ChiefScott


I've been wanting to do this for a long, long time...

:)

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[silent_rob]

Holy mother of mercy, has the whole world gone topsy-turvy?!? :eek:

[ChiefScott]

There is a special room in Hell reserved for Sadaam Hussein, Kathy Lee Gifford and Whammo.

And there ain't no honor bar.

[Derleth]

Never thought I'd see the day. What's next, ChiefScott? A big grin? Perhaps a nice roll eyes? Will you go as far as a stick out tongue? Maybe ChiefScott will become the next Silent_Bob, communicating entirely with smilies. I doubt it, though. Pigs would have to build an efficient fusion reactor first.

[FreakFreely]

Don't worry Chief! We still love you!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

:)

(I fuckin' hate emoticons. They remind me of the pink pill poppers in high school.)

[Bubble Girl]

ChiefScott it will be ok just step away from the computer nice and slow, we know you did not mean to post a smiley. Everyone has their weak moments. We understand and forgive you.

(just don't let it happen again)
**gratuitous smiley left out for ChiefScott**

[Danalan]

I just thought he didn't know how.

[aseymayo]

Egad - why is it all my idols have FEET OF CLAY? First, Eve casually mentioned in a thread a while back that she discoed through the '70s - and now this!

What's next?! David B will admit to secretly reading his horoscope? Uncle Beer will confess he only drinks seltzer water? Manhattan really lives in Fort Lee, New Jersey? Oh, the horror! The horror!

I have to go lie down now.

[CanadianSue]

How can you tell the boat is almost home? ;)

[Monster104]

Oh...my...god. ChiefScott's gonna have to nuke himself now!!

Hey everybody! He posted a smily...let's get him!!

[Angkins]

It's obvious to me that it was merely a punctuation error that caused a smilie.

[Bear_Nenno]

It wasn't ChiefScott!!! Some silly Seaman was swabbing the deck near Chief's computer. He was already made at Chief for yelling at him earlier and making him peel potatoes. He thought it would be a good idea to hack into Chief's laptop and post a smilie for revenge!!

Chief, you need to find out who it was and Court Marshal him!!! Maybe even tell the guys to carry out a Code Red.

[Persephone]

I just caught a report on The Weather Channel. They're warning the entire eastern seaboard to put on their raincoats & hip waders, because there's a positively huge swarm of pigs headed right for them.

[Oicu812]

Code Red? Nah, just a good ol' Navy blanket party!

O

[nashiitashii]

This makes me feel a bit more like alice in the rabbit hole after being gone a few days, only to see chiefscott do something he doesn't like.

Curiouser and curiouser... :eek:

[Sealemon88]

I've been wanting to do this for a long, long time...

:)



Yeah, that's not the only thing you've been waiting a long, long time to do, huh?

And I'll bet a smile will be involved with that too!

[Falcon]

*snort*

*snicker*

*screams with laughter*

Awwww.....we still loves ya, sailorboy! Now admit it, didn't using that smiley feel good???

:) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D

[Smeghead]

Man, next thing you know, he'll admit that he's really an Army sergeant.

[sunbear]

yup, looks like it...
did the shoe polish thing ever make it to Cecil or the science advisory board? I forget, Ed was looking for the stuff after the great clean up

;)

[Monster104]

That would make a good sig for someone who wants to constantly bother ChiefScott.

Hey, that's me!

[Kat]

Obviously ChiefScott has been possessed by evil spirits. Someone call an exorcist.

[Byzantine]

Okay, that's IT! I've lost whatever faith I had in him! After that, he's nothing to me. I dare not even flirt with him (well, mainly, he never flirts back, the jerk!) I guess we all have to draw the line somewhere and he just crossed it and pissed on my pant leg to boot...

[dpr]

and the moon shall turn as blood red...

...cats and dogs living in sin....



Oh my!!

[Frannie]

:disillusioned:

[Bear_Nenno]

Originally posted by Kat
Obviously ChiefScott has been possessed by evil spirits. Someone call an exorcist. You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Revedge]

"...and the sign of the seventh seal will be..."

[pipefitter]

I think it quite possibly could have been an Article 15 type punishment, couldn't have been anything else. Chief will not uses smilies unless absolutly forced to. That must of been a hell of a mess he got himself into, I think I would have rather taken Fort Levenworth.

[Scotticher]

Uh, pipefitter hon-

Could you possibly mean Fort Leavenworth?

In Washington (the state, not the capitol)?

Scotti:)

[Bluepony]

Knowing the Chief, he'll probably find some way to blame it to us ex-Air Force guys. Is it time to debark the Big Gray Boat yet?

[Tisme]

Chief, you're never going to live it down.

:D

[aha]

Chief how does it feel to be one of us...one the great unwashed?

[Crunchy Frog]

I thought this was a joke, but OMG!!! What is happening? Up is down, black is white, the world no longer makes any sense!

[Annie-Xmas]

Holy Corporal Klinger! ChiefScott is obviously
bucking for a Section 8!

[Crunchy Frog]

Look quick!! ChiefScott is at it again (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=34374)!

[ChiefScott]

First off, it's "smiley" singular, "smilies" plural.
Secondly, fuckin' wing nuts made me do it.
Third, gotta give the folks something to give me shit about in Norfolk.
Fourth, bite me Falcon; blow me BratMan... or is that vice versa?

[Scotticher]

Originally posted by Scotticher
Uh, pipefitter hon-

Could you possibly mean Fort Leavenworth?

In Washington (the state, not the capitol)?

Scotti:)

Oops, sorry pipefitter!

I must have slipped a cog somewhere.

Fort Leavenworth is in Kansas, and that'll teach me to post when I am half asleep.

Sorry!

Scotti

[Crunchy Frog]

Originally posted by ChiefScott
. . . bite me Falcon; blow me BratMan... or is that vice versa?

Either you've been on the ship too long, or you really meant vice versa. For both of our sakes, I'm going to assume you want Falcon to blow you.

Still not sure how I feel about biting you, but it's gotta be better than a blow.

[Falcon]

First, you sure it wasn't those damn jarheads that made you do it instead?
Second, like we NEED a reason to give you shit in Norfolk????
Third, bite me, sailorboy. And blowing you? IN YOUR DREAMS! Ask BratMan instead. :)

(And BratMan....we ALL know he's been on the ship too long, so I wouldn't be sure he didn't want you to blow him.)

[Crunchy Frog]

Originally posted by Falcon
Third, bite me, sailorboy. And blowing you? IN YOUR DREAMS! Ask BratMan instead. :)

My answer to that:

Yes. It's true, Falcon will only blow you in your dreams.

Let's not ask me any other questions about this, ok?

[ChiefScott]

So she's been slobbin' yer knob in your dreams, eh?

I think that should best be posted in the IMHO "Wet Dreams" thread, Brat.

[Monster104]

No longer am I going to feel sorry about saying Chief :) Scott...

Hi, Chief :) Scott! How are you doing, Chief :) Scott? Tired of being on a boat, Chief :) Scott?


heh heh heh

By the way, who wants to handle my funeral arrangements?

[Falcon]

*adds one more smack to the number she's giving Chief in Norfolk*

You're both dead. And BratMan....there are some people I won't even do in dreams. Ask Chief. He should know. :)

And Monster? Good GOD, man! Even *I'm* not that evil!!!!!