is it for real??

my boy donny was teling me this Sapainish Flee stuff wood get the fly hottys all nasty on me an stuff!!! Is it for reall i toled yo dopes about my date on sat she is the jiggity an i want her HHHHHHHHOOOOOTTTTtt!! Dose it work like donny sez and where do I get sum???

Loverock, that stuff works better than you could ever imagine. In fact, I have some bottles here that I would be willing to sell you for $25/ounce. If you're interested, let me know. I know the price is kind of high, but it's definitely worth it!

I'm pretty sure Spanish Flea works like Spanish Fly without the wings

relly?? sell it to me buudddy! i want all of id, how much does it tale? how much toe make my hotttchick hot for me? imean shes hot t but i want to make sure she wants it cause she dos cause i;'m the looooooverooooock

loverock,

Does your babe understand Spanish? If not, forget about the Spanish Fly--it won't work. If you want to get her hot, trying singing to her. Perhaps a love ballad or something. A little air-guitar wouldn't hurt either.

heyy yall i herd ther wuz a littel bitty orgen cald the brane an i wuz wundrin do we stil no how to uze it if so y du we tawk to peepul like loverock.? ? me to, iam gillty uv this, ! so go figgur.

- - - I always advise people who ask about this stuff, that you should start small and work up to the heavy artillery. You might not need to spend nearly so much money to complete your mission. For instance, lose the Garanimals , , - MC

Loverock, you don't need any Spanish Fly (or Flee) for your date. Just make sure she's completely inflated before you begin relations.

good one.

Rockster, I think Spanish Flea is just the thing for you. Go to any record store and use the code name "Herb Alpert". If they don't have any Spanish Flea, ask them for some Tijuana Taxi.

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President of the Vernon Dent fan club.

Flea....from the Red Hot Chili Peppers? I didn't think he was Spanish.

Isn't there an Offspring song that relates a little here "Pretty Fly...." (making an assumption).

My advise to you is to grind up the peppers into a paste, then apply it to your eyes, mouth, and nose. Talk about a new sensation!

guy, I'm new, can you answer a question...
is tennhippie making fun of numbnuts, or is that how they talk/write?

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"the sex was so good, the neighbours needed a cigarette! '

Well, since TennHippie previous posts have all been lucid, legible and properly spelled, I'm guess he's making fun of the Lover of Ock.

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President of the Vernon Dent fan club.

just wondering...
thanks frank, BTW, I love that name, my youngest is named Frankie (Francis)..I call him 'my Frankie Angel', corny I know.

OK, quit picking on the kid! He's just asking questions we have all had to ask. So what if his spellchecker dose't work? He is only looking to us for THE STRAIGHT DOPE! Together we can shape him into a fine upstanding Doper! BTW, is it love-rock or lover-ock? Be nice to the kid! Carl

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Zymurgist

you want to make her hott for you??? try some brandy

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Life is like a box of chocolate, melts in your mouth not in your hands

Carl Berry's right we need to give the boy some good advice.

Things will get hot and heavy and you won't want to spare a moment to put a condom on so, I advise you to to put it on before your date. Chicks dig dudes who plan ahead.

(My apologies to whoever wrote "Porky's")

There was a little Spanish flea.
A record star he thought he'd be.
He heard of singers like Beatles,
The Chipmunks he'd seen on TV.
Why not a little Spanish flea?

And so he hid inside a dog...

Shut Up Everyone!!!
Close this thread!!!
I went thru this thread atleast 5 times and I still dont get what its about. It about Spanish flieas, hot babes, hot peppers, dogs and English poetry. And I also losing my Englis. Plis so merci.
Is it only me or can everyone else understand loverboy's English?

Sorry for that outburst, but when if someone talks in loverboy's style, I dont understand him.
Veera.

Loverock wants to know whether or not Spanish Fly (an aphrodisiac) works or not. Some have posted and told him it does. Others are giving him other advice to get his girl hot for him.

Actually, Love, Funky Cold Medina is much better than Spanish Fly. Tone Loc can attest to that. I think you can pick it up at the record store as was mentioned earlier. Just put some in her glass and she will be all over you.

Jeffery

What if loverock does score, and cell division ensues???
I think we should tell him about the teeth in there. ;)
Peace,
mangeorge



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Work like you don't need the money.....
Love like you've never been hurt.....
Dance like nobody's watching! ....Unknown

No aphrodisiac would work when you have a love repellant like loverock around. A little Off under the arm will be just as good, but cheaper.

sumboddy tolled me thet hot pepers wuz a sex-shual stimmulent.; i put sum peper sause on mi pekker an it made me hot allrite butnot in a good way, !

Crackrock: You don't need to use spanish fly on prostitutes, thats why you're paying her in the first place....Sheesh

Is this the kind of bullying that drove the guys at Columbine High to even the score with their tormenters? (damn spellchecker!) I hope we don't drive Loverock & his buddies to start shooting Cecil's office (or, our's) If you can't be civil, Don't post. Be kind!

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Zymurgist

Reverse text generator? Where might I find this?

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Neil

". . .they could as easily have been carrying euphoniums and wearing war paint for all the notice their quarry would have taken of them."
-Douglas Adams, "Life, the Universe, and Everything"

Okay, I'm gonna explain about Spanish Flee/Fly. First of all, what people aren't telling you is that YOU are the one that needs to take it!

Now, you need to catch some Spanish flies - this means going to Spain, as only wild caught flies work properly. No one has ever been able to duplicate their environment successfully in a laboratory setting so that the flies produce the same results. If you can't get to Spain, you can go to Mexico but the flies are not quite as good as native Spanish ones. You will have to catch and select your own flies, as the natives refuse to divulge their secrets and will act like you are crazy if you ask them for advice.

You will need at least 30 flies, so catch a few extra in case of accidents. Place the flies in some sort of wire cage and tend them carefully, as they must stay alive until you get home with them. IMMEDIATELY place the cage of flies in your freezer, as quick freezing ensures that they retain all of their natural juices.

While the flies are freezing, in a double boiler over low heat melt one Hershey chocolate bar with one tablespoon butter, stirring to mix well. Remove from heat and dip each fly, separately, in this mixture. Place the dipped flies on waxed paper until the chocolate has hardened. Store the flies in the refrigerator until ready to use.

At least four hours before your date, eat the flies while drinking at least 3 beers (brand not important). The yeast in the beer acts like a catalyst during digestion. As you digest the flies, the special hormones in their bodies will enter your bloodstream, causing your body to use absolutely irresistable sex pheromones. Do not bathe again before your date as this will weaken the effect.

One whiff of your now-enhanced pheromones will have your girlfriend panting with desire!

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sosumi

Reverse text generator? Where might I find this?
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I got crashed off aol during the last attempted post,, so here's the short fast answer.
An email program called 'Eudora lite', has the described feature
You have to c&p the text, or originate it yourself, then select the edit feature, to reverse it, then c&p it into yet another form to send, or print.
Check it in the mirror, right?

.flesruoy sdrawkcab daer ot nrael rO

Which is easier, or, what have you got handy?

That's my problem coosa, I did not dip them in Hershey's chocolate, I used some of that cheap baker's chocolate instead. All my future wife did was start nagging me and acting like we were married.

Jeffery

(sunbear)
No aphrodisiac would work when you have a love repellant like loverock around. A little Off under the arm will be just as good, but cheaper.
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A little off under the arm eh?
You mean the bug spray, or the deoderant?
Oh! Interchangeable terms, I see.
A little off, under the arm? Or a little OFF, under the arm?

Kinda confused about which one holds the apple. Can you clarify?

I put loverock's message through the reverse text generator to see if it could decipher what in the hell he is talking about.

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