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DougC
11-18-2005, 03:06 PM
- - - This is a fairly stupid idea that kinda sprung from a totally unrelated discussion on another internet forum:
1) Suppose that you were required to take a drug test at work and failed.
2) Suppose that you claimed that you were taking urine therapy (drinking it, that is) and that you hadn't used any narcotics yourself, but the person who donated must have (yea it's pretty gross, but unemployment isn't real fun either).
3) Would they be able to tell from the results that you were lying?
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Honey
11-18-2005, 03:08 PM
- - - This is a fairly stupid idea that kinda sprung from a totally unrelated discussion on another internet forum:
1) Suppose that you were required to take a drug test at work and failed.
2) Suppose that you claimed that you were taking urine therapy (drinking it, that is) and that you hadn't used any narcotics yourself, but the person who donated must have (yea it's pretty gross, but unemployment isn't real fun either).
3) Would they be able to tell from the results that you were lying?
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Uh oh!

Hide, here comes a mod. ;)

Hypno-Toad
11-18-2005, 03:10 PM
Uh oh!

Hide, here comes a mod. ;)

My thoughts exactly. Lets see how long it takes.

Gfactor
11-18-2005, 03:11 PM
- - - This is a fairly stupid idea that kinda sprung from a totally unrelated discussion on another internet forum:
1) Suppose that you were required to take a drug test at work and failed.
2) Suppose that you claimed that you were taking urine therapy (drinking it, that is) and that you hadn't used any narcotics yourself, but the person who donated must have (yea it's pretty gross, but unemployment isn't real fun either).
3) Would they be able to tell from the results that you were lying?
~

So are you really asking whether drinking urine tainted with drug metabolites would cause a positive result on a drug test? Or are you asking (as you have phrased it) whether you can get away with actually using drugs and failing a drug test by falsely claiming that you drank some bad pee?

Sage Rat
11-18-2005, 03:13 PM
Kids, don't try this at home!