100 Things I would do If I were...

[Epimetheus]

I am sure everybody has seen the Evil Overlord version, but years and years ago when I first ran across this list, I also saw 100 things I would do if I were a Hero, and 100 things I wouldn't do If I were a captain of a spaceship. (or something of the sort) (unfortunately I cannot find these anymore)

So in this vein, 10 things I would or wouldn't do if I were: <Fill in the blank>

(so, yeah, 100 things is probably beyond the scope of the thread, but feel free to do 100 if you have the time and creativity. ;) )

[Lobsang]

8 things I'd do if I were my boss.

1. Promote me.

2. Give me a pay rise.

3. Allow me to work from home.

4. Change my status and work hours to that of a consultant. (So I don't need to come in to work when the system is running fine, and when it's not I can connect to it remotely and sort it)

5. Give me a company car.

6. Give me a company house.

7. Give me a company £12,000 laptop computer.

[lorene]

8 things I'd do if I were my boss.

1. Promote me.

2. Give me a pay rise.

3. Allow me to work from home.

4. Change my status and work hours to that of a consultant. (So I don't need to come in to work when the system is running fine, and when it's not I can connect to it remotely and sort it)

5. Give me a company car.

6. Give me a company house.

7. Give me a company £12,000 laptop computer.


8. Allow me to skip number 8 if I like.

[Emily Litella]

I don't consider my Boss to be my Evil Overlord, he's more our Fearless Leader. To go where no Accounting Manager has gone before....

But if I wuz in Charge I'd, um, I'd, er... I dunno. Guess it's a good thing I'm not in charge?