phouka
11-23-2005, 10:03 AM
Whenever the subject's come up, I always explain that I'm as straight as a Euclidean shortest path between two points. While I can objectively rate how sexy another woman is, the most I ever think in terms of is "wow, I'd like to draw/paint/sculpt her some day."
And then I started watching Law and Order: SVU. Now, almost all the time, my attention is taken by Christopher Melloni's character, Detective Elliot Stabler (Stablery goodness...mmmmmm), but lately, the actress who plays his partner, Mariska Hargitay, caught my eye. Then I came across this pic of her (http://216.150.78.130/headshop/2004/040607/MariskaHargitay01.jpg) from a link on Wikipedia. (NOTE: NOT EXACTLY WORK SAFE)
Homina homina homina...
Good heavens, I wouldn't even know what to do with such a creature other than look and drool. After getting all hot and bothered, I did a quick check. Chris Melloni? Still of the Studly Do-Right yumminess. Other women? Meh. 'Kay, still straight. But wow.
This happen to anyone else? Over whom? (Post pics, let's compare.)
And then I started watching Law and Order: SVU. Now, almost all the time, my attention is taken by Christopher Melloni's character, Detective Elliot Stabler (Stablery goodness...mmmmmm), but lately, the actress who plays his partner, Mariska Hargitay, caught my eye. Then I came across this pic of her (http://216.150.78.130/headshop/2004/040607/MariskaHargitay01.jpg) from a link on Wikipedia. (NOTE: NOT EXACTLY WORK SAFE)
Homina homina homina...
Good heavens, I wouldn't even know what to do with such a creature other than look and drool. After getting all hot and bothered, I did a quick check. Chris Melloni? Still of the Studly Do-Right yumminess. Other women? Meh. 'Kay, still straight. But wow.
This happen to anyone else? Over whom? (Post pics, let's compare.)