Songs that suddenly take on new meaning now that you've been corrupted by the world

[FlyingRamenMonster]

Reuben, Reuben, I've been thinking
What a queer world this would be
If the men were all transported
Far beyond the Northern Sea!
Rachel, Rachel, I've been thinking
What a queer world this would be
If the girls were all transported
Far beyond the Northern Sea!

:dubious:

[saoirse]

From the Beatles:

I do all the pleasin' with you, it's so hard to reason
With you, whoa yeah, why do you make me blue.
Last night I said these words to my girl,
I know you never even try, girl,
C'mon...
Please please me, whoa yeah, like I please you.

[Mr. Blue Sky]

Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight

[BMax]

Crystal Gale:

Don't it make my brown eye blue?

[La Llorona]

Come together. Right now. Over me.

d & r

[EmeraldGrue]

I'd hear this Christian-rock song all the time on the easy-listening station at work:


You are holy
And I fall down on my knees
I can feel your presence here with me
Suddenly I'm lost within your beauty
Caught up in the wonder of your touch
Here in this moment I surrender to your love
(lyrics) (http://www.lyricsdomain.com/13/mercy_me/here_with_me.html)
...sounds kind of gay, doesn't it? When you think about it? Those clean-cut Christian boys, getting all...fervent...and stuff...

Going to hell now.

[Tracy Lord]

I'm suddenly flashing to that episode of South Park in which Cartman makes a hit Christian rock album by crossing out all the "baby"s in love songs and replacing them with "Jesus". :)

[casdave]

Mungo Jerry - In the Summertime.



.....Have a drink, have a drive,
go out and see what you can find.

When you've seen a couple of DUI fatalities the lyrics kind of take on a differant slant.

[Revtim]

Cum on Eileen.

[Ludovic]

Yet a third Beatles song - Drive My Car.

When I was young, I didn't think there was anything untoward there.
Then, when I was an older teen, I perverted the lyrics as a humorous juxtaposition to their original, naive intent ("huhuhuh, they said 'Drive her Car'").

Then, about a year ago, I realized they DID mean it like that, after all. How can you write things like:
-- You can do something in between
-- I got no car and it's breakin my heart, but I've found a driver and that's a start.

Even in that last line they make it clear she's looking for a "driver". Now it's not nearly as funny to make innuendo about it, now that it's obvious.

[betenoir]

What's worse than vomit on Pat Benatar?

Cum on Eileen.


Sorry. Just figured it was my last (hopefully) chance to use a really bad '80's joke.

[Jonathan Chance]

What's grosser than Billy Squier on one side doing Stroking it and Michael Jackson on the other side Beating it?

Kiss, in the middle, Licking it up.

WAHAHAHAH

[asterion]

I'm suddenly flashing to that episode of South Park in which Cartman makes a hit Christian rock album by crossing out all the "baby"s in love songs and replacing them with "Jesus". :)
Were any of these real songs? Specifically, Isaac Hayes songs?

[USCDiver]

Pearl Necklace
She’s really upset with me again,
I didn’t give her what she likes.
I don’t know what to tell her,
Don’t know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.

She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl+necklace).


Hehe, this one and Squeeze Box

[Idlewild]

Honky Tonk Women was my absolute favourite song when I was about 14, which probably meant that a disturbingly large number of people heard me belting out:

I played a divorcee in New York City,
I had to put up some kind of a fight.
The lady then she covered me with roses,
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.

I mean, I thought it had to do with kleenex.

[Biffy the Elephant Shrew]

I mean, I thought it had to do with kleenex.
Well naturally. Mick probably got allergic from all those roses.

[Idlewild]

Well naturally. Mick probably got allergic from all those roses.
Oh, the glamourous world of rock'n'roll. :D

[ms.deanna]

Rolling Stones, You Can't Always Get What Ya Want. But if you try, sometimes, you get what ya need. Ain't that the truth.

[AskNott]

Honky Tonk Women was my absolute favourite song when I was about 14, which probably meant that a disturbingly large number of people heard me belting out:

I played a divorcee in New York City,
I had to put up some kind of a fight.
The lady then she covered me with roses,
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.

I mean, I thought it had to do with kleenex.
"Played a divorcee?" I thought that was "met a gin-soaked queen." Eh, we're probably both wrong. :dubious:

[Idlewild]

"Played a divorcee?" I thought that was "met a gin-soaked queen." Eh, we're probably both wrong. :dubious:
The gin-soaked barroom queen was in the first verse. <Wanda>I looked it up.</Wanda>

[TJdude825]

No idea if it was intentional, since I don't know the rest of the lyrics, but ever since I heard it suggested, this always sounded like it had something to do with anal sex:

You're gonna take it on the other side,
take it on the other side...