For the love of god somebody please invent the USB breathalizer already

[Eleusis]

Screw my drunk ramblings on this board.... sure they're embarassing sometimes, and might eventually cost me the price of admission.

But as (technically) a professional poker player, it can be downright disastrous.

If I can't blow .08 or less.... I don't get access to the internet... and I'll play Star
Control through my Sega emulator, maybe Risk against computer opponents, or go the hell to bed.

[Eleusis]

I believe it's called PUI. (posting under the influence)


Like I said, that's one thing, but fucking around with your own livelihood is much worse.

[Happy Lendervedder]

I believe it's called PUI. (posting under the influence)


Like I said, that's one thing, but fucking around with your own livelihood is much worse.


Showing up to work snookered? I'd call HR. You should be fired.

[August West]

I don't think there is a HR department. Being unemployed with a membership at PartyPoker doesn't mean you are a professional poker player. It means you are unemployed

[Revtim]

A USB breathalizer is great idea.

[SkipMagic]

If yer postin' under the influence, it's a gamble as to whether your thread gets to stay open. Most often, you lose that gamble.

'Cause we're big ol' meanies like that.