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vivalostwages
12-27-2005, 02:45 PM
Every time I turn around, I have no bananas...and then I think, Man, I can't believe I have to go to the store for those things again.

What do you keep running short of?

CynicalGabe
12-27-2005, 03:04 PM
Condoms, chapstick, ammunition, vodka and tortillas.

MsRobyn
12-27-2005, 03:07 PM
Milk. I was at the grocery store yesterday, too. Don't know why I didn't think to pick up another gallon.

Robin

Shagnasty
12-27-2005, 03:16 PM
Condoms, chapstick, ammunition, vodka and tortillas.

The situations where you would need all of things are not only immoral but probaby illegal too.

Misnomer
12-27-2005, 03:21 PM
Frozen food. I buy enough for a few days and invariably run out before my next trip to the store.

Tissues. Once or twice a year I'll buy a bunch of boxes when I don't need them, and I spend the rest of the year thinking that I have extras when I don't.

Replacement toothbrush heads and knee-high stockings. Though it's not my fault that I run out of those, because the grocery store is usually out of them, too.

I'm also always out of furnace filters.

(My first thought on seeing the subject line was "patience." :D)

bouv
12-27-2005, 03:29 PM
Condoms, chapstick, ammunition, vodka and tortillas.

How much would I have to pay you to live your life for a week?

Doctor Jackson
12-27-2005, 04:20 PM
Toilet tissue. We buy the Super Mega Multi Pack of Rolls of Tissue So Large That They Will Not Fit on the Holder. Yet every time I go to the pot - no paper.

Creaky
12-27-2005, 04:42 PM
Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, and (with a nod to CynicalGabe) vodka.

HelloKitty
12-27-2005, 05:11 PM
We don't have a dishwasher, or, more accurately a machine that washes dishes, so we are constantly running out of dish liquid. The SO seems to think that no less than 1/2 cup of ultra concentrated Dawn is needed to wash a half sink of dishes. A huge bottle that really should last us about 2 months has barely gotten us through 2 weeks.

Maybe it's time to switch to paper plates...but we'd probly run out of them, too!!

Shirley Ujest
12-27-2005, 05:18 PM
Condoms, chapstick, ammunition, vodka and tortillas.



Hunter S. Thompson, is dat you?




Meanwhile, outside of Bat Country....

Bread and pens. Our pens are migratory. (They are in the room we are not in.) Our coat hangers have been awol for months and then suddenly reappear in a frightened clot in the front hall closet. I'm starting to think the front hall closet is a portal to some evil alternate universe or something.

And food for the dog and cat. Fortunately, the dog has no issues about eating cat food for three days until I buy a Mega Colossal Jumbo Bag of K-9 Kibble. The cat, OTHO, is more selective.

Cheez_Whia
12-27-2005, 07:37 PM
Kitchen size trash bags. My husband uses them for everything.

But the big black trash bags sit around forever. :rolleyes:

racer72
12-27-2005, 08:40 PM
Money, cash, payola, greenbacks, etc. Bread and soda seem to be the staples we run short of on a regular basis.

levdrakon
12-27-2005, 08:54 PM
Lemon juice. I use lots & lots of lemon juice. I keep a jar of crystalized citric acid in the cupboard for when I run out.

kanicbird
12-28-2005, 07:29 AM
Nothing really, I know how to buy in quantities that don't lead to this. I guess the closest thing is fuel.

Condoms, chapstick, ammunition, vodka and tortillas.....
How much would I have to pay you to live your life for a week?

You get paid Bouv, CynicalGabe just runs the local Quicky-Mart in a very bad part of town. :D

BMalion
12-28-2005, 08:33 AM
Captain Morgan's

corkboard
12-28-2005, 09:17 AM
Our coat hangers have been awol for months and then suddenly reappear in a frightened clot in the front hall closet.
This gave me an irrational fit of the giggles. I'm still laughing just picturing a frightened clot of wire hangars. Now that's comedy.

Everytime I open the medicine cabinet we're out of mouthwash again. And even though I buy a couple six-packs of beer and a couple bottles of wine every Friday night, I have to do it all over again the next week. I guess we drink more than I realized.

UrbanChic
12-28-2005, 09:21 AM
Patience and time.

Zsofia
12-28-2005, 02:22 PM
Milk, bread, that stuff. Lunchmeat - not that I run out of it, but that I forget I had it in the fridge and it's old when I next notice it. Ditto prewashed salad. Pillsbury frozen cheese and garlic biscuits - they're hard to find, and I keep running out of them. And I keep forgetting to make more sweet tea.

Winnie
12-28-2005, 02:59 PM
Plastic grocery bags. I'm a dog walker, and I'm always grabbing a huge wad of plastic bags to stash in my car but yet I'm always down to just one when it comes time to walk the beasties. What the eff are people FEEDING these dogs?

Khadaji
12-28-2005, 03:08 PM
Beer

Translucent Daydream
12-28-2005, 03:20 PM
Milk. I was at the grocery store yesterday, too. Don't know why I didn't think to pick up another gallon.

Robin

I will second this and add that Wal-Mart milk sucks big floppy donkey dick. I used to work there and they leave it out in the back room before it gets put into their grossly inadequate walk-in dairy case. It always will go bad on you about 3 days before the sell by date.

And even knowing all of this, I some how ended up bringing a gallon of this white-crap-posing-as-milk home. :dubious: And it sits in my icebox, good until 1-01-06, smelling funny already.

Never have a problem with Braums milk.

Sorry for the hijack.

Ogre
12-28-2005, 03:40 PM
Kitchen size trash bags. My husband uses them for everything.

But the big black trash bags sit around forever. :rolleyes:Katherine, is that you?

I told you I'm saving the big ones for, y'know, outdoor stuff.

:)

Zahava424
12-28-2005, 06:50 PM
Plastic forks, pencils, shaving cream and shampoo.

Crescent
12-28-2005, 07:01 PM
Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, and (with a nod to CynicalGabe) vodka.


nods to Creaky and Cynical Gabe

Same here.

Spoons
12-29-2005, 11:42 AM
Cream for coffee.

My wife will only put proper cream in her coffee--no milk or creamlike powdered substance. I'm not so selective; I'll use whatever is available, or take my coffee black if I have to. But we always seem to be down to the last few drops of cream.

Angel of the Lord
12-29-2005, 11:53 AM
Toothpaste. It feels like I'm going through it like water. Also, plastic knives--though this is mostly because they won't sell them in anything other than a variety pack including spoons and forks as well (both of which are useless, as I use the knives to spread stuff on my bagel in the morning without having to worrry about dishes).

silenus
12-29-2005, 11:55 AM
Bourbon, cat food, ingredients for spaghetti/tacos, taco sauce, Trader Joe's Teriyaki Wings and beer.

Annie-Xmas
12-29-2005, 11:56 AM
The situations where you would need all of things are not only immoral but probaby illegal too.

You forgot fattening.

eleanorigby
12-29-2005, 12:10 PM
Patience and time.


Bingo.

Me, too.

Anaamika
12-29-2005, 12:24 PM
Creamer. I stock up, and so I'm always thinking "I've got plenty!" and then I turn around, and there's none.

Bread.

Milk.

We drink seltzer water by the case, so we're careful not to run out, but often we still do.

Toilet paper - problem here, too.

NoClueBoy
12-29-2005, 12:32 PM
Human livers.

Rubber bands.

Excuses.

Annie-Xmas
12-29-2005, 12:36 PM
Human livers.



How well stocked are you with fava beans and a nice Chicanti?

Stuffy
12-29-2005, 12:38 PM
nods to Creaky and Cynical Gabe

Same here.

Nods to all three, with the caveat that I'm generally on the throne when it happens.

NoClueBoy
12-29-2005, 12:43 PM
How well stocked are you with fava beans and a nice Chicanti?


Hello, Clarice.

Arien
12-29-2005, 12:56 PM
Conditioner, which runs out way before an equally sized shampoo bottle will.

koeeoaddi
12-29-2005, 01:26 PM
Maxalt*, gingerale, library book time, chocolate

*overpriced migraine med

Telperien
12-29-2005, 01:29 PM
Soap. Who is using my soap? I take a lot of showers, true, but not that many.

LouisB
12-29-2005, 04:42 PM
Time. I'm rapidly running out of time.

dogbutler
12-29-2005, 05:35 PM
Beer
Salsa
Seltzer
Cat and dog food(Eat the Wheaties, or eat each other)

Hilarity N. Suze
12-29-2005, 06:39 PM
Conditioner, which runs out way before an equally sized shampoo bottle will.

You must be using MY shampoo. Cause I always run out of that way before conditioner.

sj2
12-29-2005, 09:54 PM
My raspberry jam seems to go from full to 1/4 inch from the bottom magically. And seems to stay that way. :D

jabiru
12-29-2005, 10:13 PM
Conditioner, which runs out way before an equally sized shampoo bottle will.

I can get through five or six bottles of shampoo before the conditioner even looks like running out. I've never been able to figure how people use more conditioner than shampoo. Don't most people do two shampoos then condition?

As to the original question: I'm constantly running out of stawberries. I buy two punnets everyday but still it's not enough.

Cunctator
12-29-2005, 10:18 PM
Cheese and potatoes

jayjay
12-29-2005, 10:49 PM
Already been said, but money's the big one. I'm always running out of that stuff...

NoClueBoy
12-29-2005, 11:39 PM
Beef, bean, and cheese burritos.