Nine Inches Will Please a Lady

[kiffa]

Anyone know the lyrics to this Scottish song?

[MadHatter]

Nope.

Had you all excited when you saw someone had replied hey?

[tomndebb]

I have not found it on-line. I would suggest hitting your local library, looking for a set of the complete poems of Robert Burns. (That one tends to be edited out of less-than-complete collections.)

[astro]

See

http://www.bath.ac.uk/~exxdgdc/poetry/poets/nine.html

[handy]

Nine inches of what? Oh, I know, nine inch nails!

[Ranma]

Uuh... right! ;)

[kiffa]

Ahahahha! Now I understand the double driving....now true! Greatly appreciate your research on what is now the Kiffa National Anthem.

::she reverently curtsies long and low; then gleefully hie tails off to bed::