my firstt time posting

straight dope, i heard that women have this little thing its likke a penis but relly small on their virgina and when you rub it on their virgina it feel good like a penis i need to knwo is this true? and what does it look like does it look like? if you can tell me befroe saterday id apreciate it thanks
By the way its my first time posting.....

Joke. Right?

Oh, this is way too rich to be true...

original post:

straight dope, i heard that women have this little thing its likke a penis but relly small on their virgina and when you rub it on their virgina it feel good like a penis i need to knwo is this true? and what does it look like does it look like? if you can tell me befroe saterday id apreciate it thanks By the way its my first time posting.....

After run through spell-check with all defaults chosen:

Straight dope, i heard that women have this little thing its lick a penis but rely small on their Virginia and when you rub it on their Virginia it feel good like a penis I need to know is this true? And what does it look like does it looks like? if you can tell me before saterday id apricot it thanks By the way its my first time posting.....

Translated into Portuguese and back using Alta Vista Babelfish:
Straight Dope, I heard me that the women order this thing small its lick penis but to trust small its Virginia and when you rub it in its Virginia it good sensation as penis me need to know are this true one? E that it looks at as to far looks at it as? if you it will be able to say before saterday to me apricot that of the identification thanks for the way its my first time that it affixes.....

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Live a Lush Life
Da Chef

Well, I certainly hope so...

Chef, I hadn't seen your post before I responded! You're the one cleaning up the soda all over my monitor!

*bowing and accepting bouquets of roses from the audience*

Thank you, thank you very much...I'll be here all week...don't forget to tip your waitress...

By the way its my first time posting.....

Sounds like you're more than just posting for "the first time". It took me years to figure out female plumbing. Why should you have it any easier? Don't ask us. Ask her!

Just looking at loverock's bio clears up everything:
ejmouser@yahoo.com
Homepage: http://
Occupation: studetn
Location: USA
Interests: women basketball nintindo
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See?

NO WAY I AM SERIOUS!!!! THIS IS NO JOKE I AM TOTALY 1 HUNDERD PERCINT COMPLETLSERIOUS AND I NEED TO KNOW!!!!
i dont undrstand youpeople i like basket ball women and nintendo so? im glad you r trying to anser butyou havnt ansered me yet
and by the way ive had sex you know!

Okay, tell loverock about the clitoris, but let the vagina dentata be a surprise...

loverock, go see "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" and listen to Chef's advice to Stan.

Dr Fidelius,
You are going to hell.

Sincerely,
Your Quadell

Don't listen to DrFidelis, loverock. It's called a "man in the boat."

Loverock, my best advice to you is that the next time you're in an intimate situation with a lady, you ask her to give you a guided tour of the facilities. I'm sure she'll be happy to show you all the landmarks.

by the way ive had sex you know!


Poor girl...

(Meow!)

loverock - may I suggest you go to school counselor & get tested for dyslexia? It may make your life a lot easier.

Geez, you guys are cruel! Ok, loverock, I expect a big "thank you" for this:

The area you are referring to is called a clitoris. I wouldn't worry about what it looks like cause you're right, it's small. However, during lovemaking, if its stimulated manually (that means with your hand) or orally, it will become hard. It's also extremely sensitive so be gentle. Touch a woman like you are touching a great work of art, 'cause, baby, you are. If you're really curious about what female anatomy looks like and don't have a willing female assistant, go to the library and get an anatomy book. Also, check out this site that Louie so generously provided in another post: http://www.carnal.net/html/ck1-b.html

This will give you more info than you'll be able to use (hopefully). Also, wear a condom.

On a different note, sweetie, people on this board are happy to answer any reasonable questions you may have, however, they are pretty picky about spelling, punctuation, and the like. They don't have much patience for people that are slothful in their attitudes towards learning. I'm not saying you are, just giving you a word of advice.

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...it has never been my way to bother much about things which you can't cure.
- A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court-Mark Twain

Chef, that's a stitch... but did spell check really give you: << if you can tell me before saterday >> ?

we are all going to fry on this one...there is NO WAY that loverock is over 18...come on, ask a guy in any high school and they can draw you a clit map(g spot , no) I figure this kid is about 13, and his folks have NO CLUE that he is on the net, or at least where he is.
prove me wrong young fella, give us some history of your teens...we'll quiz ya!

Maybe it's Unca Cece and he's testing us in some kind of way...

CDextHavn said:
Chef, that's a stitch... but did spell check really give you: << if you can tell me before saterday >> ?

I must have accidentally hit the ignore button instead of the replace button on that one.

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Da Chef

Maybe Uncle Cecil's kid got on the computer?

NO no i am over 18 way over and i can drive! i'min colege and stuff cuz like when i use to be in high school I took math and science and all those and allthose classes andi'm not dislexic or whate ver you r all so STUPIDDDDD and stuff! WHY CAN ONE PERSONBE SO DUMBBBBBB??!! my parnets know I am on the inernet besides sodon't be so stupid ok? besides maybe cecil is my dad you dont know

Exept for you bunny girl. I dont mean you cuz your sweet. thans for beingn nice to me i like u to. Are you like a play boy bunny cuz you seem relly cute and nice
ps thanx for the webpage but it did'nt have any picturs.

Methinks loverboy needs to (emotionally) grow up. I vote he is under 18.
Or this is one huge joke just to make people like me feel secure in the knowledge there are some REAL dumb people out there.
But I must say, BunnyGirl was being nice.

maybe he is handicapped....
ok champ, lets hear some of your many life experiences, who was your first fave band/video, what was your first video game, tell us about your drivers examination...
c'mon big boy....prove us all wrong!

BunnyGirl? Nice? Perhaps. But perhaps not "all-the-way" nice...Have you checked the signature?

It's a joke. The OP was almost exactly the same as a post on Opal's Page O' Flames. People did stuff like this all the time on the old board. Hell, for all I know, a masked chat is coming up on AOL, and someone's getting a head start.

bunny, honey, this little man wont know what 'slothful' means:-)

Drain Bed - Can you give us the website of this previous attempt at a joke?
It would be intresting to read those threads.
Veera.

What ever I knwo what slothful means.
Ok Im not relly in colege but im not either handycapped. So Im trying to spell right. See?
ok I shouldnt call you stupid but your just plane wierd. But I guess you guys know alot and stuff. Some of my friends are wierd too.
Any way i know what I wantd so ok thanks
ill post later.
peace out

Personally, I always try to give posters the benefit of a doubt and assume they're being sincere in what they write, but even I'm having a hard time with this one. Loverock, could you tell us what fine college has supposedly admitted you as a student? Unless it's one with a nationally ranked athletic program, I'm going to have to assume we've passed into the parody zone here.

Just as an aside - one of the women's mags did a test of men in their 20's and 30's recently. They showed them a drawing of women's privates and asked them to identify the clitoris. More than 2/3 were unable to do so. What was even more interesting was that the men were also asked to rate themselves as lovers, and that those who missed were likely to rate themselves highly. Some women out there are letting these guys get away with missing -- which is very unfair to the women who will follow in their life.

HOMER J SIMPSON COMMUNITY COLLEGE!!!!!

notice he is still reluctant to give details?
maybe he doesnyt understand, I'll try it this way...

heeye boonhede, gav uz thum dretales....durh..

and you little knuckledragger, if you MUST stretch the word dumb, remember the 'b' is silent, so it should be DUUUMMMMMMMMB.not DUMBBBBBBBBBBB, cause the B makes no sound, understand...
knuckledragger might be a poor choice...big word & all that....
I was SURE that I read that BunnyGirl was up for his parole...y'know kid that bunnygirl got that name from EATING the cute little bunnies...

For the record - dyslexia is not handicapped. I've known several dyslexics & they are some of the smartest people I have known, they just can't spell. One friend has a degree in engineering, works as a programmer because she didn't want to be in the defense industry & was doing post-graduate work in psychology last I heard. Her parents & grandparents were all dyslexic - doctors & nurses all.
Another friend has a Masters in Computer Science.

Tom Cruise & Cher are both dyslexic.

I repeat - dyslexic is not handicapped. Loverock is doing some of the classic mistakes of dyslexia - of course some of these are easy to do typing, but if you proofread your post before you transmit, you should catch most of them.

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Mastery is not perfection but a journey, and the true master must be willing to try and fail and try again

I never meant to imply that dsylexia was the same as handicapped, I meant he might have a mental impairment which makes him talk/write so childishly...my brother who is brilliant(a jerk too) was dyslexic as a kid, and I suffer from the numeric form of dyslexia...I really have to concentrate when reading phone #'s etc,but that's not what is wrong with this kid though.

Sorry. It doesn't count unless there's actually someone else in the room with you.

::wiping tears::

God that was funny! Thank you, Joeyblades!

My vote is with Drain Bead. This guy ain't for real; he's having his fun yanking all your chains. Have fun playing with him, but don't let him fool you into thinking he's for real

-Melin

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Phenomenal woman
Bitch Corporate Lawyer
That's me

perhaps, but read his other posts...

Im just havingn fun with u PLAYING with you i know howto spell playing! . I dont relly think you gys are stupid exept kelli. shes just mad cuz shesnot with the loveeee rockkk!!!! sometimes i say the b in dumb anyway so there ha! i just but im relly geting some fun saterday woooo!

Do u think buny girl is a man? cuz i dont. She doent talk like a man.
i like this web page!you peple are funnnnyyyy. i'm gona show donny

kellibelli - I didn't notice what you said - I thought loverock thought I was saying he was handicapped when I told him to get tested for dyslexia. Did you follow that?

Let's see, he's old enough to know girls, but he has the sense of humor of a six year old. I'm voting 12 or 13.

little boy, if I had ever deigned to 'give you some' you could be "THE LOVEROCK", capitals, get the difference?
oh, and by all means, get donny, your little hand puppet friend explains your typing.
What college do you attend?

zyada...wanna bet he replys WITHOUT the name of the 'institution'.tee hee...thank goodness he stays on the GQ board.

::sigh:: ;)

To clear up any confusion, I am a woman (last time I checked.)

Going to be sending in my picture to the Teeming Millions Home Page soon (see discussion in MPSIMS); tempted to send in a photo of a Vargas girl! Sure, that's me! Hey, wanna buy a bridge?

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...it has never been my way to bother much about things which you can't cure.
- A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court-Mark Twain

For some reason, I have this strange desire to reread Flowers for Algernon.

thank goodness he stays on the GQ board. We aim to please.

I wonder why David B isn't over here poaching our LOVEROCK?

JoeyB - Yeah, that horse is fairly putrescent, but MAN would I love to see Nanobyte debate our fine friend. A matter / anti-matter collision for the ages.

Tom Cruise & Cher are both dyslexic.

:::snicker::: So that explains it!

Reading some of loverock's post, I am reminded of archy the cockroach, only without the wit of Don Marquis.

Ah, but remember, archy didn't misspell things...he just couldn't use any characters that required using the shift key, because he typed by bashing his little roach head into the keys one at a time.

All of you who are continuing to snicker about loverock's collegiate alma mater, he already admitted he isn't really (sorry...I mean "relly") in college. Read back.

And don't just focus on the atrocious spelling; this miracle of nature also hashes his syntax and sentence structure until it's almost impossible to follow what he's saying. This, in my opinion, is one slight indicator that he may be genuine. If I were pretending to be that thick-headed, I would probably misspell things and advance childish, moronic theories and questions, but I wouldn't lapse into incomprehensibility. I still am about 80% sure it's a put-on, but I perversely hope it isn't...this is so much fun!

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Live a Lush Life
Da Chef

find a pop-up book about...uh...well, I won't get into that.

I think Loverock is a pop-up-book, and we know what it is that pop up!

Boy, pounding on loverock is fun. I haven't had this good a time since the "discontinued restaurant items" thread.

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Da Chef

Hey guys, play nice. This board may be the only intelligent converation that loverock is ever exposed to. Just think . . . . we could be the deciding factor in whether he turns out to be a productive member of society, or a bum in a trailer with six dirty kids and a part time job at the city dump.

To loverock:

Lurk and learn. When you're a little more articulate and knowlegeable, then post.

WE'VE BEEN HAD !! Congrats to a master!

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Zymurgist

Well, according to Yahoo!, loverock's profile was last edited yesterday, July 13. Since that profile is blank except for the defaults, it appears that the account was created on that day. Note that this is the same as the date on the original post.

So we either have ourselves a brand-spanking-newbie without any sort of clue, or a veteran troll who has created a new email account for the occasion. For the record, my vote goes to the former, just because it's so much funnier that way. =B^)

Yeah, but, Aura, it really isn't that funny.

besides maybe cecil is my dad you dont know

You know, this has got to be the funniest thing I've read on this board today. (Although it would explain the whole "recluse" thing...)

Ok, I'm a newbie myself, and don't know much about the old AOL threads, or any elite group of trolls who may be infiltrating this board.
Loverock may be pulling our legs, but I doubt it. And if he's for real, then surely it's not polite to pound him into dust as you all are. Then again, if he's a fake, then he's laughing his butt off at all of you. So I'd say it's best to ignore the poor little fella.

Adam

loverock:
I have a book that might be of help to you. In fact, there are still 500 copies in my basement, so you can have it for $2.99 plus postage. We will discuss THE FOUR TIRES OF LIFE: 1. The Love Tire. 2. The mental-Physical Tire 3. The Career Tire 4. The Spirituality Tire.

You obviously need help withe Tire 1, but we need to start with Tire 4. The tire is made of rubber and air. What makes a tire a tire? The roundness. And the center is what makes it round. But the center is all emtyness. This is what we call spirituality. The center exists, even though we cannot see it.

Tomorrow we will address your inner child. We will go look for that child, just like a lost child at the mall has to be found. e-mail your inner child in the mean time, to keep him calm and without panic.

I am a disability awareness teacher, and I have a couple comments.

For the record - dyslexia is not handicapped. I've known several dyslexics & they are some of the smartest people I have known, they just can't spell...I repeat - dyslexic is not handicapped.

I never meant to imply that dsylexia was the same as handicapped, I meant he might
have a mental impairment

What exactly do you people think 'handicaps' are? A handicap is a barrier. Dyslexia is a learning disability. To a person who is in a wheelchair, a 'handicap' is a curb, or a flight of stairs. To a person in English class, dyslexia is a handicap.

Dyslexia itself is not the handicap, it is a disability. A 'mental impairment' can be a handicap, and it is a disability.

I may be wrong, but to me it came across as if 'handicapped' people aren't smart ("I've known several dyslexics & they are some of the smartest people I have known"). I work with a boy who has cerebral palsy. He will spend his life in a wheelchair. He has difficulty speaking. He is enrolled in a regular public school, and he is a straight-A student. Because he cannot speak well, others write him off as 'stupid', 'retarded', and 'a handicap'. He is smart. He wants to be a medical researcher, and he's certainly capable of it, provided he is given the chance.

'Handicapped' does not equal stupid. Disabilities do not equal stupid.

Something as simple as inaccurate vocabulary often leads to offensive stereotypes.

Zulu

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Don't be humble; You are not that great.
--Golda Meir

Mea culpa, Zulu, you are correct. I was trying to encourage him to seek help & to state that a person isn't stupid just because that person can't spell very well.

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Mastery is not perfection but a journey, and the true master must be willing to try and fail and try again

First off i vote this kid is 14 and his "saterday nite funn" probably involves his mom and the star wars movie.

second i like to make a motion that this person be banned from reproducing. ever.


and lat a little advise for 'the love rock": stay away from drugs, son.

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Either let me fly or give me death
Let my soul rest-take my breath
if i dont fly ima die anyway
Ima live on but ill be gone anyday

DARK MAN X

But just in case anyone really wants to know, Cecil does a "bang up" job describing the discovery of the clitoris on page 212 of Return of the Straight Dope.

Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Clit....

virginia? Why am I always the last to find out about these cool euphemisms?

sunbear notes:


Interests: women basketball nintindo


Damn, I didn't know nintindo had a women's basketball module...

loverock writes:


and by the way ive had sex you know!


Sorry. It doesn't count unless there's actually someone else in the room with you.



WHY CAN ONE PERSONBE SO DUMBBBBBB??!!


Rhetorical question?


Are you like a play boy bunny cuz you seem relly cute and nice


Interesting. With that handle, I just assumed BunnyGirl was hairy steelworker with a big cigar... if you know what I mean...


Side note: Nickrz (if you're listening). Looks like we were both right. The great apes do experience some form of consciousness, but they are incapable of communication...

Oops. Sorry. Was that horse dead?

Are you like a play boy bunny cuz you seem relly cute and nice. Sheesh! Now I'm offended! Loverock, you may want to pick up a book about gentlemen's etiquette, although I don't know if they have pop-up books in that genre. Although I'm willing to bet that you can find a pop-up book about...uh...well, I won't get into that.

Incidentally, that was my first "sheesh." I'm off to the BBQ Pit now.

loverock, thank you for the compliment but, no, I'm not a Playboy bunny. (Voguevixen, there's that "cute" word again!)

By the way, I'll be using your compliment for my parole board hearing this week.

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...it has never been my way to bother much about things which you can't cure.
- A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court-Mark Twain

chef troy, I'm with you, it is more than the spelling, or the subject, there is an innate immaturity that leads me to believe he is a child.
zulu, I am really trying to be P.C. about the whole thing, but the kid is stupid, if he is dyslexic, or not, left handed or right, white , black, or blue, mentally or physically impaired, or not ...the boy is a retard!!!! A moron!!!! an idiot savant, without the savant!!!!!! I am so sick of trying not to be offensive...screw it...he is a 'tard.!!! lables be damned...he fits, and as far as the whole trailer with the dirty kids thing....boy, is that ever on target...(shudder)..

Ok. I'm late finding this thread so I think I've missed the party, but accepting as fact that this kid is really only about 13, shouldn't we encourage him to wait for sex?

At least until he can spell the anatomical part he is so desperately looking for. If this kid actually finds another kid dumbbbbbbbbb enought to have sex with at his age it may result in, gasp, another little loverock.

I'm off to the feeling old thread. Damn, this kid just depressed the hell out of me.

Guy's look I have dyslexia, so I have a hard time spelling (right like you have never noticed on any of my postes. :) ) Before I post any thing I read it about a 1/2 dozen times and run it through spell check twice!
Yeah there are still mistakes but my postes DO NOT (man I wish I could figure out that bold command) look like that! If loverock is dyslexic this has got to be really embarrassing for him. If he DOESN'T (damn, bold that) and he is just screwing around then I'm embarrassed.

(after note just this took me 20 min.)

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no matter where you go...there you are

loverock=kellibelli?

The lady doth protest too much, methinks ;)

Loverock: are you still there? We can now address your Love Tire (of life). First, you must let at least half the air out.Then report back here.

i juts saw this has 69 posts i tihnk its funy i do likke 69

oh no now its 70 o wel!

You are not listening! Not growing, bulging.Like I said, let out some air!

I don't know who this "donny" is on loverocks posts, but he scares me.

Somewhere, a village is missing an idiot . . . .

-Melin

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Phenomenal woman
Bitch Corporate Lawyer
That's me

Sorry all i just HAVE to reply to this lovely thread!

What ever I knwo what slothful means.

Yes, and it shows clearly through your spelling.

Ok Im not relly in colege but im not either handycapped. So Im trying to spell right. See?

Aha its plain to see that you aren't in college! Trying to spell? More like a futile attempt at communicating on the most basic level. Of course i see, i do have two eyes.

ok I shouldnt call you stupid

Yes, you shouldn't

but your just plane wierd. But I guess you guys know alot and stuff. Some of my friends are wierd too. Any way i know what I wantd so ok thanks ill post later. peace out

Hmm... us wierd? Maybe, but at least we make sense.Wait, you knew what you wanted, yet u posted anyways? You MUST be fake. Alright give it up, reveal which regular you are, Crackrock (That's my new name for you)

i juts saw this has 69 posts i tihnk its funy i do likke 69
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I go with Monty on 13. The number "69" hasn't been funny to me in about 3 years...

Man, don't all of you people see this little game he's playing here? He's sitting at home right now, thinking "hey... look at all these people paying attention to me, I must be special".

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I'm ready to meet Him
'Cause where I'm livin' ain't right
Black hate white
White hate black
It's right back to the same fight...

--DMX

ha! so yer 13 ragin ann? hahaha! i'm older you! i'm so old i cna remenber things that u don! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but mebe you shoudn b here cos if u are 13 then this not for u. litl kids lick youdon evn noe sex and so your two yung to be here

Sorry, guys, don't think I made it clear that I was making fun of him in that last post. ;)

jees...you scared me for a sec. there cess!
loverock=kellibelli?
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
that isnot funny.
1. watch the times on my posts...I'm at work.
2. that is not funny.

Are you kidding? That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!

I have a mental image of Kellibelli and Loverock facing each other, wieling lightsabers, staring each other down, and Loverock says
"u annnd i,, wer not so difurunt. i hav somthng totell you. i am yur fathr."
and Kellibelli screams
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

;)

Your Quadell

Cessandra, that was too good. I'm beginning to think that maybe you're the loverock.

Oh lord, quadell. Now I'm cleaning up the Pepsi from my monitor, trying to explain to my co-workers why I'm laughing so hard. *Very* good one.

Yes, everybody, I'm loverock!! I was working late one night, when suddenly there was a blue flash of light, and a loud explosion! I don't know what it was, but now whenever I eat cheeseburgers I am transformed from the mild-mannered English major, to an obnoxious and slow-witted minor!

(Just kidding! ;)

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That's pretty good, quadell! ROFLMAO

Yeah, but then loverock (or was it "dumbasarock"?) would be distracted by his lightsaber and start saying, "heh-heh...thiss lokks likke a tool...heh-heh...loverock rullllllles...", thus giving our intrepid Jedi the chance to use the Force (of brainpower) and strike Darth Sipid down.

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Da Chef

ha! so yer 13 ragin ann? hahaha! i'm older you! i'm so old i cna remenber things that u don! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but mebe you shoudn b here cos if u are 13 then this not for u. litl kids lick youdon evn noe sex and so your two yung to be here
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Dammit, I'm 16... therefore, I would have been 13 *3 years ago*, as I've stated before... Funny, how little kids like me know how to spell better than "grown-ups" like you. (now, it looks like I can read better too).


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I'm ready to meet Him
'Cause where I'm livin' ain't right
Black hate white
White hate black
It's right back to the same fight...

--DMX

In all my time doing live chatting on Compuserve, I would routinely send this message to the loverocks of the world who'd interrupt to troll or otherwise be obnoxious:

"I've looked up your Compuserve ID #, it is xxxxx,xxx. If you don't get out of here, I'm reporting you to the Sysop who'll lock you out of this forum. It will show up on your parent's bill, and you'll be in trouble."

It never failed to make the minor disappear (regardless of the fact that the lock out would not show up on a bill -- it was a bluff). No one ever replied, "Hey, bub, I'm a 45 year old man!" So, I guess I'm saying I have a gift in these matters.

loverock is an intelligent man, albeit a 12 year old man. Anyone who has taken him seriously needs to learn to be a bit more skeptical. kellibelli's instincts are 100% correct. loverock is on the phone, giggling with a buddy, "Dude, I got a girl online to talk about her ****."

Peace.

**** I don't want to type it, it would just play into loverock's troll.

sooooo, this is what I miss on the weekends, very funny Q, I got a good chuckle out of that ...when I was a kid, my dad used to tell me (when I was being really bad) that my real father was 'SOandSO', the village idiot. Maybe he really is my father...."NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

I might as well weigh in with my opinion on loverock:

1) He's for real. Half of white suburban males between the ages of 15 and 19 are really like this.

2) He's somewhere between 15 and 19. (see above).

3) He knows and understands how to use proper communication skills, but intentionally refuses to do so because he has his "image" to maintain. It doesn't matter if it doesn't make any sense in this forum, or in any, he REALLY thinks that his manner of speaking is appropriate.

4) He really thinks that women will go for him. By the way he behaves, I highly doubt he has any reason to be close enough to a clitoris to have to worry about how to operate one. But he feels that he's the Mac, and has a "god's gift to women" attitude. I guarantee you he's a "two-pump-dump" if it ever came down to it.

5) He's as pure as new fallen snow. Anyone with regular access to sexual activity doesn't make a big deal about it. "Sex is like religion and money. If you really have it, you don't talk about it." Even if he has gotten a hand job once or twice, no female has ever recieved the "Big O" from this character.

BTW, for a neat perspective on loverock and folks like him, rent the video "Can't Hardly Wait." Pretty good high school party flick, and pay special attention to the Seth Green character and his pack of cronies... Enlightening.

This loverock entity has taken up too much valuable space and I hate seeing Cecil's gentle readers being taken for fools by other gentle readers.

Enough's enough, folks.

Nickrz
GQ Mod for The Straight Dope