View Full Version : Yup. Looks like Jesus to me, ain't that right, Bob?
02-27-2006, 12:56 AM
Today's story about a ___________________ (a) sammitch, (b) underpass, (c) speckled bandicoot, which bears the likeness of _____________________ (a) Jesus, (b) Virgin Mary, (c) C. Estes Kefauver, is brought to you courtesy of a Connecticut hardware store (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1663342). Praise the Lord and pass the WD-40. Can I have an Amen? :rolleyes:
02-27-2006, 01:22 AM
"Conn. Man Sells Holy Hardware on eBay".
Truthfullest. Headline. EVER!
02-27-2006, 04:38 AM
Well, here it is, on Ebay. (http://cgi.ebay.com/Image-Of-Jesus-On-A-Piece-Of-Sheet-Metal-New_W0QQitemZ6257739218QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) Sale ends on march 1 and the current price is now US $362.00.
Here's another: Lawnmower Jesus on sheetmetal! (http://cgi.ebay.com/Image-of-Jesus-on-piece-of-sheet-metal-mowing-lawn_W0QQitemZ6257582941QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) :D
02-27-2006, 04:43 AM
Looks like someone looked into it, and took a picture of the reflection.
02-27-2006, 07:47 AM
Well, here it is, on Ebay. (http://cgi.ebay.com/Image-Of-Jesus-On-A-Piece-Of-Sheet-Metal-New_W0QQitemZ6257739218QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)Gaaa! Has Jesus been hanging around in the water near Springfield Nuclear Power Plant? 'Cause he sure as hell looks like a three-eyed savior to me...
02-27-2006, 07:54 AM
Yes. Looks exactly like Jesus's photograph.
02-27-2006, 10:38 AM
Looks like Satan to me. It clearly has horns and a goatee and everyone knows Jesus would never wear a goatee.
02-27-2006, 11:25 AM
Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hardware of Manchester towards thy foe...
That'll go perfect with my Danish that looks like the Prophet Muhommand, my tortilla that looks like the Virgin Mary and my Ham sandwhich that looks like Abramham.
02-27-2006, 12:42 PM
Looks like Lou Ferrigno to me .
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