I'm only 1.63% slutty

[Doom Slinger]

...according to the Slut-o-Meter (http://slut-o-meter.com/index.php), that is. The site calculates your sluttiness by comparing the number of Google search results your name turns up with SafeSearch turned on versus the number of results with SafeSearch turned off. Someone pure as the driven snow, with a sluttiness rating of 0%, would have the same number of safe and non-safe results. A big ol' slut, with a sluttiness rating of 100%, would have all non-safe results and no safe results.

My rating under my real name (first and last) is 1.63%. Surprisingly, as my SDMB alter ego Doom Slinger, my sluttiness jumps to 39.02%.

Just for comparison, here are sluttiness factor for some celebrities:

Mother Teresa - 3.36%. What?!? Mother Teresa is a bigger slut than me? Sigh.
George W. Bush - 5.93%
Paris Hilton - 84.07%. Seems about right.
Jenna Jameson - 99.24%. Must be a professional hazard.

So...how slutty are you?

(Note - for those concerned about revealing their IRL ID, be aware that the Statistics page of that site shows the last 20 searches and the sluttiness percentage for each. If that bothers you, you might want to let a little time pass between the time you search and the time you post your results.)

[Earthworm Jim]

Real name: 2.1%
Board name: 9.37%
"Pork and Beans": 6.92% - just in case you wondered.

Seems I'm reasonably pure.

[Man With a Cat]

Real name: 2.41%

Doperliscious name: 0%

Hymen Buster (for comparison's sake): 85.91%

[Ghanima]

Real name: 5.08%

SDMB name: 19.43%

Dog's name: 9.35%

It's nice to know my dog is a bigger slut than I am.

[Asimovian]

Real Name: 28.69%

Doper Name: 3.97%

"Anal Analgesic": 72.85%

Go figure.

Someone pure as the driven snow, with a sluttiness rating of 0%, would have the same number of safe and non-safe results.I was about to ask if this meant someone could have negative sluttiness, but the site's FAQ (http://slut-o-meter.com/about/) then told me that yes, yes you can.

[Giant_Spongess]

Real name: 12% (not surprising, as I have a slightly exotic girly name).
Board name: 0% Hah!

[ZipperJJ]

OMG :(

Real Name: 10.71%
Board Name: 12.21%

In real life I am the sluttiest person here so far! eep!

I am sluttier than my brother/dad/grandpa combined (they have the same name).

Good to see that Mr. Rodgers is -63.51%. He's more anti-slut than Mother Teresa!!

[ZipperJJ]

Oh good. 2 more folks slutter than me posted in the time it took me to post. Whew!

[Jennyrosity]

Real name: -51.82% ("Negative Promiscuity? Huh?
If you're wondering why some subjects have a negative promiscuity, well, you're not alone. In general, this happens when the number of safe results is greater than the number of unsafe results (or if there are no unsafe results whatsoever). We're not quite sure why this is the case, but we believe that Google is not telling us the truth.")

Board name: 97.61%

Wow. What on earth has my board name been doing?!

[scr4]

My real name: 3.15%
Girlfriend's name: 0.53%


"Lolita": 100% :rolleyes:

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Real name: -51.82% ("Negative Promiscuity? Huh?
If you're wondering why some subjects have a negative promiscuity, well, you're not alone. In general, this happens when the number of safe results is greater than the number of unsafe results (or if there are no unsafe results whatsoever). We're not quite sure why this is the case, but we believe that Google is not telling us the truth.")

Board name: 97.61%

Wow. What on earth has my board name been doing?!


hm...so, how you doin?

[Cliffy]

I was 0% with my full name. Using just my last name it's 3.5%. Given that my last name is shared by only 10 other people on the planet, and they're all related to me, I have to wonder what my cousins are up to.

--Cliffy

[Least Original User Name Ever]

my real name is 0%

my dope name is also 0%

apparently, i've got an ironclad chastity belt...which isn't even CLOSE to the truth...

[Least Original User Name Ever]

ooh..candi suxx is 45.45% slutty

john holmes is 92.34% slutty (big surprise..and yeah, pun intended)

bill clinton is 10.61% slutty

hillary is 10.32%

jenna bush is 61.81% slutty....it's gotta be the name...right?

[Improv Geek]

Real name: 6.85%

SDMB Name: 94.11% guess it could be because of my blog by the same name...

[swampbear]

Real name: 0%

Doper name: 10.91%

So, I'm only a slut on the Dope I guess. :D

[Mama Zappa]

Real name: 3.99%.
Dopername: 76.59% :eek: ;)
My senior guinea pig: 6.13%
Her sister: 4.66% (not bad considering she's been neutered)
Their brother: 3.83%. Hmmmm, that would seem to tie into his distinct lack of macho attitude.

Papa Zappa is 14.36%. However, Typo Knig is only 1.59. Sorry dear, I didn't realize becoming a Doper would have that effect on you! (take comfort in the fact that your real name has a sluttiness factor of 11.34%)

My lunchtime beverage, Diet Sprite Zero, is a bastion of morality at -90.08%. I guess they'd better start serving it at various organizations that tout abstinence only!

[Evil Captor]

My doper name has a 28.24% sluttiness factor. Funny, I would have thought it would be higher.

Real name -- negative sluttiness factor. What's up with that?

[chiroptera]

Real name, 2.72, SD handle, 0, dogs, 0 and 1.34.

My cat's name is Elvis, he's the sluttiest in the house at 9.52.

John Holmes 92.34. "Ah. The unsung but wellhung master. 12 inches of white fear."



Stop it! Why am I doing this instead of something...useful?

[Zsofia]

My real name is 36% slutty. I suspect that's because my last name is a verb, and one often used in bad erotica at that.

My board name is 5.61% slutty.

[CynicalGabe]

Real Name (full first name): 4.36%

Real Name (shortened first name): 3.11%

Dope Name: -1.27% (How does that work?)

Porn Star Name: 7.89%

Cat's Name: 12.37% (WTF??)

[Anastasaeon]

AHHH!

Real full name: 55.83% slutty! :eek: There's not even any verbs in there!

Doper name: 4.55%

Sheesh.

My husband's real name is only 12.97% slutty. No wonder he has a hard time keeping up with me.

[Honey]

Wow!

Real name=0.37% slutty

Board name=5.74% slutty

I'm almost a virgin in real life.

[Wesley Clark]

negative 23.87% for my board name. Nothings gonna stop me now.

[Ghanima]

My real name is 36% slutty. I suspect that's because my last name is a verb, and one often used in bad erotica at that.

My board name is 5.61% slutty.
Hmmmm....

Frigging?
Cumming?
Receiving?
Licking?
Pierce?
Jutting?
Harden?
Roger?
Pulsing?
Hung?
Gobbler?
Retching?

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Bad erotica...?

[Improv Geek]

Focker?

[AHunter3]

Born name: 3.31%
screenname: 1.77%

[black rabbit]

SDMB handle: 6.3%
Real name: 97.19%

...if my real name were "Dick Fister," that is.

[Winston Smith]

Winston Smith

Promiscuity: -40% (-146000 / 365000)
Popularity: 1

Yeah, that's right. Negative fourty percent. Do I win something? A chastity belt, perhaps? :p

[irishgirl]

My board name is 44.8% slutty with a popularity rating of 1.
My real (maiden) name is -1381.48% with a popularity of 1.
My real (married) name is 4.59% with a popularity of 2.
That is slightly worrying.

[Lionne]

Real name: 7.41% :eek:

Doper name: 18.67

My co-workers are having a ball with this one.......

[Ike Witt]

Doper name: 9.27%
Real name: 27.14%
Dogs name: 19.12%

[Captain Lance Murdoch]

Hmmmm....

Frigging?
Cumming?
Receiving?
Licking?
Pierce?
Jutting?
Harden?
Roger?
Pulsing?
Hung?
Gobbler?
Retching?

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Bad erotica...?

My real name is on that list and I only got 1.16%.

[Desperate Welfie]

Real Name: 2.69%
Board Name: 0%
High School Nickname: 94.81%

[Tevildo]

Real name: -60.3%

Alias: -249.9%

I feel positively cherubic. :)

[YaWanna]

Real name: 0%

Doper name: 24.74%


"I'm not a real slut, but I do play a bit of one on the Straight Dope Message Board."

[Dragwyr]

Interesting to see that Mickey Mouse is 0% slutty, yet...
Belle - 4.88%.
Snow White - 7.24%
Wicked Step Mother - 9.66% (Not all that unexpected I guess).

[Hal Briston]

Real Name: 3.3%
Wife's Name: 41.58%
3-month-old Daughter's Name: 50%


Hal Briston: 90%

Yikes.

[OttoDaFe]

Real: -64.73.
Dope: 2.07.

I guess that's the main reason I hang around this board—however pathetic, I'm way more interesting here than in my real "life."

Álainn: 8.63.

(The fact that the resident cat beats even my Doper personality by a margin of four to one surprises me not one bit).

[Jayn_Newell]

Real name: 18.18%
Dope name: 2.38%
Ass munch: 71.07%
WoW toon name: 13.33%
WoW alt name: 68.75% :eek:
Onigiri: 12.1%

I'm a bigger slut than a rice ball, woot!

[Coil]

First and last name 6.08%
Board name -81.2%
Wife's first and last name 1.13%
The name of the most popular brand of paracetamol where I live 25.28% :confused:
The name of the most common pill for impotence only gets 15.72% :confused:
Göran Persson (our prime minister) 60.58% (apparently he's 10 times sluttier than GWB)

[HPL]

Real name(Full): 4.5%

Real name(First only):-2.39%

Dope name: 1%

[St. Urho]

Real Name 15.35%
Doper Name -81.17%

[NurseCarmen]

It's nice to know my dog is a bigger slut than I am.I bet you'd improve those numbers if you could lick yourself.
:D

[alice_in_wonderland]

IRL name - 12.31% slutty
Dope name - 15.67%
Dog's name - 10.89%
Bunny's name - 3.65%

We're just not an uber slutty bunch.

[davenportavenger]

Real name: 6.67% (The hell? I'm the only person in the entire world with my name. Time to do some vanity searches to see what people are saying about me.)
Username: 8.25% (Again, the hell?)
And just for the hell of it, my cat: 0.63%

[Rick]

Dopename 4.88%
Rick Last name 8.75%
Richard Last name 22.22% :D
Dick Last name 31.43% :D :eek:
I think these people know me.

[Frank]

Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS.

[FaerieBeth]

Hmm.

My board name returned a whopping 10%,
but my real name returned 16.67%.

Interesting.

[Emily Litella]

Me: -56.79% ??? They don't know me very well.
SeeNoReason: 0%
My cat Raven: 15.12%

Snow White: 7.24%
"Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity...": 29.67%

[ladybug]

My real name: -7.7% (Negative sluttiness? :confused: )
My Doper name: 5.67%

On a somewhat related note, I just found out that I'm gay in Spanish. Link. (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7162229&postcount=7)

[Revenant Threshold]

Real Name:10.97%
Doper Name: 0%, unsurprisingly.

[Odinoneeye]

Me: 1.76%

Wife: 4.55%

I think I need to have a word with her

[eleanorigby]

Um. Promiscuity O%

Popularity 1


apparently the only way I can get laid is to sexually harass women.


Huh?




:confused:

[eleanorigby]

oops.

Board name makes my promiscuity 12.55%


:eek

Father MacKenzie would never approve.

[Hung Mung]

My real name: 0%. I'm so proud.

[Rigamarole]

Interestingly, sex itself is only 50% slutty.

And if your name happens to be Dick, you are actually -2.02% slutty.

[Doom Slinger]

My first thread, and it goes multi-page! <sniff> I'm so proud.

And, just FYI:

Cecil Adams --> 9.53%

[Rick]

Interestingly, sex itself is only 50% slutty.

And if your name happens to be Dick, you are actually -2.02% slutty.
See poast #47 :D

[Rigamarole]

See poast #47 :D

Interesting. So your last name makes you even sluttier than pure Dick.

[CanvasShoes]

Interesting.

Real name 0%
Board name is 12.09%???

Canvasshoes, Slutty?

[Little Nemo]

Real name 12.66%
Board name -66.04%

You people only see my intellectual side.

[Civil Guy]

Real name: 5.03%

Doper name: -8.49%

Nothing to see here, move along. Sigh.

[Spatial Rift 47]

Real Name: 39.61%
Spatial Rift 47: 100%


WTF?? :confused: It says there's only one result for my Doper handle, and it's an unsafe one. I need to investigate this.



....


Oh my Og. I searched. You'll never guess what that one result is. Yes, it's work safe (http://www.sirblah.com/misc/group12.htm). How weird is that? I wonder what could have set it off? Could this be messing with other Dopers' results as well?

[Telperien]

Doper Name: 2.19%
Real Name: 1.55%

As always, a bastion of purity, until I add my middle name. Then it jumps to 42.86%.

There is a gospel singer with my real name (first and last), which might account for that result.

[AngelicGemma]

Real name - 0% (Well THAT'S a lie):D
AngelicGemma - 66.67% (Ha!)

[Taran]

My full name: -30.2% slutty (no surprises there)
Just my last name: 46.85% slutty

This merits investigation. Turn safe-search off, search...oh. Oh.

Long story short, I have a German last name :(

[ThreadPirateRoberts]

I am the anti slut which is really really odd :eek:

In real life I am -28.9% slut
my screen name gives me -475.46%

both of those are negative numbers

[Tomcat]

My name: 5.6%
Tomcat: 7.1%

I...have no comment. Really.

-Tcat

[VunderBob]

Doper name: 5.11%

Real name: -120%

Another one who can only get laid by sexually harrassing women. I know I'm boring, but Jeebuz.... :rolleyes:

[Noone Special]

Real name -- 0% OK, makes sense; extremely common first name, foreign last name...
Board name -- -2211.27% (yes, minus two thousand and something...) :eek: :confused:

I think I just won a stainless-steel multi-lock chastity belt... :o :(

[Top Loser]

Poor old Dick Fellatio comes in at -403353.69% !!


SDMB handle: 6.3%
Real name: 97.19%

...if my real name were "Dick Fister," that is.

[SmartAleq]

Real name: 19.08% (probably because I share a first and last name with a minor beauty pageant winner)


Board name: 5.45%

[Kythereia]

Board name: 29.41%

What?!? *stomps off* :mad: :mad:

;)

[Saint Cad]

Real Name: -4.35% (anti-slut?)
Saint Cad: 4.72% (a little surprising)
Hugh Jass: 10.95%

[Suburban Plankton]

Hal Briston: 90%

Yikes.

Well, come on now, Hal. Did you expect anything less? Given, well, you know...

My Doper name: 4.17%
My real name (first and last): 23.89%
My real name (including my middle name): 0%

[kambuckta]

I post a NEGATIVE 56.57% with my real name, yet a positive result of 36.36% with kambuckta.

:D

[Sublight]

Real name: 9.2% (I write a lot for imdb, and a lot of these have been used on fan club pages and film catalogs, and, well... I don't exactly watch a whole lot of Disney stuff)

Doper name: 52.57% Huh. Didn't expect that.

Wife's name, both pre- and post-marriage: 0% Darn.

[Sage Rat]

You know the world is bound for hell when Sage Rat is a 66%....

[Jman]

My real name posts a current real name record (Noone Special holds the boardname record) of -301%.

Not surprising as there are a LOT of hits online for me as related to my photography, so the safe results should be rather high.

[lightingtool]

My real name posts a current real name record (Noone Special holds the boardname record) of -301%.

Not surprising as there are a LOT of hits online for me as related to my photography, so the safe results should be rather high.I've got you beat (and I did it twice to be sure). My real name: negative 1600.29%. I'm stunned. Luckily, my SDMB name has a litlle fun: 5.15% slutty.