heatherlee's Obsession (for men?)

[ChiefScott]

I debated where to place this topic. Decided on the Pit, for if I've gone astray the gentle TMs will not have far to go to skewer me.

heatherlee's posts are very focused, ask direct questions and have, on occasion, curled my toes. Ass, tits, anal, oral, etc. Is this intentional? Does she(?) truly wish to know? Is the sole purpose of these posts to titillate? Garner legions of TM groupies, or what?

They are, at times, a pleasurable diversion. And, no matter the reasoning behind her posts, she is a welcome member of the TM family.

Your thoughts?

[BigRoryG]

well, Handy mentioned something about Nude pics of her, and I'm beginning to believe she may hae something of a questionable employ/hobby... if you catch my drift... ad may be trying to subtly and inconspicuosly attain tricks of the trade....

[E1skeptic]

Have you guys checked her Website?

heatherlee (http://members.xoom.com/XhtrleeX/LOVE/Page_2x.html)

That link will open NOT the homepage, but you can look for it.

[RTA]

Aw, jeez.

[kellibelli]

What grade d'ya figure she is in?

Are they going steady?

Just teesing...(covering head..)

[BoBettie]

I've wondered these questions myself...Seems like Dr. Ruths message boards would be more appropriate...although I find everyones answers "enlightening"...I wonder if she's another "experiment"..a regular in sheeps clothing?? Anyone else wonder that?

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An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.

[BoBettie]

Hello???
Heather and Satan, sitting in a tree..
k-i-s-s-i-n-g (and then some)

Check out her website..anyone notice who the love of her life is? Yes, you've seen this long haired hottie before...Satan! Go check it out...So Satan, how do you like your girl telling everyone in the world all her kinks? Veeeeeeery Interesting!


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An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.

[GoSensGo]

*gasp*

I certainly hope this isn't another L------k
experience. Or another D--------99 experience.

*names deleted to protect the innocent*

[Satan]

*sigh*

Okay, here's the deal. Heather asked me if I wanted her to take her site down. I said she could make the HTML coding a bit less insane, but I really didn't care.

Why didn't I care? Because I trust her, and I don't care what other people feel. In fact, I think it's kinda neat that I'm with someone who others want to get with.

As for employment, she works in a hospital and is going to school to further her career in health care. Full-time for both. She works harder at 23 (she is 23 and I am 30 since that came up as well) than most people do.

Aside from having a nice body, I enjoy talking to her, doing things with her, cuddling with her, and just being with her. Do we have great sex? Yes. Is that all we have? Not hardly.

Ultimately, she knows that a lot of people will say the things that have been said here about a site like hers. Or worse, comment on how she must be a slut, or has no self-esteem.

I see none of these things - only someone comfortable with herself and posessing an exhibitionist streak. Frankly, i wish there were more people like that. Oh, and most of those pictures do not do her justice, by the way...

I took her to meet my family (just a coincidence as my brother lives nearer to her than I am and it's between us) and they - including my youth minister brother - totally loved her.

She has more qualities that her tits, and I am fortunate that she wants to share them all with me.

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[Ruthie]

I just gotta say... Heather is my very best friend she has been there for me more times then I could ever count, she is VERY real and far from a slut!! If you think she is fake or a slut you know what then.. YOU dont know the real her, and you can go fuck yourself!! Heather is one of the truest people out there with the biggest heart, very trustworthy at that too. So if you decide to bash her or what not then apparently you don't know the real her. I know the real her and I am proud to have her as my best friend, true friends stick together forever, I will always be there for her as she will always be there for me. What I'm trying to say.. U mess with her U mess with me and thats not a smart idea! C - ya!

[heatherlee]

lol this is too cute. well in my sort of defense, my only obsession that I have is for my darling Satan. he is proud of who I am so thats all that matters to me. I am not a slut and those of you that may think I am so be it. I work at a respectable job at a hospital and I am going to college for Physical therapy. I make half way decent money at this and I work my ass off! Im not ashamed of who I am infact I am quite proud of myself. when I was younger I used to have NO self esteem. I used to be intimidated to even go out into public without a friend with me cause I was afraid of people looking at me or making fun of me. lol now I do find this funny, now that I have the confidence I always wanted and I am proud of who I am I am still getting shit from people. rather amusing dont ya think? as for the topics I post damn you people need to lighten up. looks to me like you all have been having a good time with it, have you not? I know I have gotten a lot of replies to it. the reason I posted sex topics was cause #1 there was none, and #2 some of this shit on here would put me to sleep reading it let alone responding to it. as for naked pics?? lol do you people know the difference between naked and not naked?? Obviously not. cause I am NOT naked on my web page, I have a few racey pics posted of me but all of my Private areas ARE covered. Im not afraid to show off what I got cause I am proud of the way I look and the person I am inside. so let me tell you a REAL EASY solution to if you dont likw what you see or read....dont reply and dont look. doesnt hurt my feelings any.

[heatherlee]

as for you my darling Zette Satan loves me and Im sorry if you might have your nose put out of joint by this :) He is proud of me and who I am inside and out :)

[Troy]

I have been writting to Heather for a while now and never once has she sent me a nude photo of herself and nor have I asked or in some of your cases BEGGED for one of her...I wish I could find a woman like her down here where I live at...We are both going into the PTA program and both like the same music and I found out we both share the same views on various topics of interest...I think some of you fools want her for your little plaything and it isn't going to happen...She is sweet and things alot of herself because some of you scumbags would spend your money for her pictures and you know it and she would give or sell any to you, so some of you have to run her down...Go look at a XXX page if you want that type of stuff and take your jerk off lotion with you....Sounds like alot of losers have to many compters and way to much time on their hands if not their d#@ks in their hands to boot....

With out regrets...Heather you are just to kewl and LOVELLLLLLLLY!!!

[Czarcasm]

Oh golly gee, I think I'm gonna fwow up.

[ChrisCTP]

Well, I thought I buried her, but every once in a while, the Snob in me manages to claw her way out...

Does anyone else find it amusing that Ruthie and Troy joined SD for no other reason than to defend their friend from the evil, horrible, wicked and ruthless TMs?

I've never seen a negative statement posted about Heather. Wonder why the dogs were called?

Satan, Heather, congratulations on falling in love and all... shame about the baggage.

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[BoBettie]

Wow, me thinks the lady doth protest too much...I for one have not said anything bad about Heather..in fact, you go girl! It would certainly take more then you and Satan seeing each other to put my nose out of joint. I'm not making judgements,I was trying to make a lighthearted comment about how Satan likes his girl talking about sex on the boards. It's called a joke... Was supposed to be a funny, but I guess not. Lighten up, guys. Anyone who suggests lude things about you are just immature idiots. Keep up the interesting posts!
Zette :) :)

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An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.

[tracer]

Just one comment about the website, Heather:

Don't use ALL CAPS for text that is in a Cursive font. It's practically illegible.

Oh, and it should have more nude pictures. :)

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[tracer]

Zette wrote:

Anyone who suggests lude things about you are just immature idiots.

Yeah! I looked at her website, and I saw absolutely no evidence of quaalude usage whatsoever!

(Or wasn't that what you meant? ;) )

[heatherlee]

Zette ok sorry took you the wrong way :) ::hugs:: no offense

[heatherlee]

ChrisCTP sorry babes no baggage here :) just plain amusement at some of this crap lol

[Felinecare]

Your writing style comes across as a screechy monotone.

[Ruthie]

CHRISCPT yeah isnt it funny how i go onto this message board eh? well let me tell you something i knew about this board before but i never said anything and never registered for it because i just like to read the posts but then once i saw rude comments to my dearest best friend heather i decided to register to put my foot down and state the facts about my best friend if you don't like me here well then screw ya! cause i know what she is all about and i will keep coming to this page to prove those of you that put her down that she is a wonderful person, and that she isnt a peice of shit like you people are to bash her. so like i said in my last post TRUE FRIENDS STICK TOGETHER FOREVER c-ya

[Czarcasm]

MEDIC!

[E1skeptic]

Oh, C'mon, Ruthie!!!! You are not even offensive enough! Nor defensive...

Try to learn from a real pro, like C#3. And please, please take a few grammar/spelling/syntax/typing/reading lessons, and then come back (same goes for you, Troy).

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Men will cease to commit atrocities only when they cease to believe absurdities.
-Voltaire

[heatherlee]

::sigh::
Tuff crowd I see lol. anyway dont sweat it Ruthie, Im not taking offense to anything said here. you know your the greatest friend I could ever ask for, but these people I think are harmless compaired to some of the other ones that you have encountered in the past. lol I guess thats good that they told you to come back :) sorry couldnt rtesist some smart ass comment!

[heatherlee]

slythe,
you forget I work in the medical field..yes can I help you?? lol

[Ruthie]

MS E1skeptic.......

oh come now, you sound like your trying to be an intelligent woman, but sweetheart I do honestly think you need to try a little bit harder!!! BTW I wasnt even talking to you with the last post so whats your deal? some people need to learn to only talk when spoken to!! Gee ms spell checker did I spell everything right this time? Mind you're own business I wasn't even talking to you unless you are the few that like to bash my best friend then I guess I was talking to you and if you weren't bashing her then stay out of it! OK I put my two cents in.. ((((((Heather))))))))) true friends stick together forever.. Loveya hun xoox

[E1skeptic]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooring..........

[E1skeptic]

......and not very clever, either.

[Ruthie]

well sorry I cant be as "clever" (haha) as you. you said my bost was boring? whatever girl get off you're high horse!! so anyway how's everyone else doing?? haha!! c-ya

[Ruthie]

OOOPS i said BOST i meant POST i spelled something wrong haha thought i would mention that before ms spell checker did.

[ChiefScott]

welyaguys i us just making an observation about heatherlee's topic selection... lol!
didn't mean to diggup all the "satan your the luv of my life" and all that stuff... lol!
i even thought the lols were cute... lol!
::hugs::... lol!

[kellibelli]

chiefscott, lol, your-ma-best-pal lol lol lol
I luvya and we'll be the best pals ferevah!! lol lol ::hugs:: lol lol

anyone who calls my best friend chiefscott a slut will have to deal with me because we will allways be bestfreinds and we will always be together, and you dont wanna make me mad, I am gonna call all my friend with computers and they will join and clog the board with junior high crap and that will really fix you all!!!!!

lol lol lol lol

FOR THE LAST TIME---CHIEF SCOTT IS NOT A SLUT!!!!!

and if you dont believ me go fuck yourself! I know chief scott reel gud and he is my best friend and we will be together forever and he is no slut!
lol lol

for christ's sake...nobody even implied anything bad about her.....satan, you actually hang with this juvenile crowd, I must say, from your posts, I expected a little more substance. *sigh*

[GoSensGo]

Is it just me, or have we gone way over the edge as far as "allowable cuteness" goes in the pit? It seems alot more like Love Connection than "burn em all" in here right now...

[kellibelli]

quick!!!
someone call the bitchmobile....I know who could flame the joint up, but I think she is chummy with satan, so dont expect her anytime soon...meow-(wink)

[ChiefScott]

GoSensGo --

sometimes ya just gotta read 'tween the lines... lol!

::kissy-kissy::

Kells-bells --

I shan't ever fret or frown,
No name could ever put me down.
And, not to be persnickety,
A slut? Oh, well, what's me is me!

[kellibelli]

y'know best-pal-of-mine...I bet once everyone wakes up, this is gonna get interesting.... :)

shit, I almost wish I could work this weekend (no net at home) so I could read what is sure to be a real fun thread.lollollol

so chief, wanna have a sleepover this weekend...we could split a box of bleach and do each others hair?lol lol
oh, oh, then we could call all the boys and hang up on them!lol lol

when I type lol, it makes me feel like my tongue is swollen and I have a speech impediment (***note to newbies***- that means I talk funny - like a 'tard..lol lol)

[ChiefScott]

LSHAYLPIFDAWMK... lol!

we could shave our legs and i could ask mom to show us how to do our bikini lines!!!!!
::giggle-giggle::
that would be soooooo rad... lol!!!!
then we could make smoors (ooops?) and tell stories and talk about satan and make web pages to our undying love to him!!!!!!
kells-bells you shur r da bestest!!!!!!
i like making new frends here!!!!!

[kellibelli]

can we invite E1skeptic?

then the 3 of us can all be (((((((BEST FRIENDS)))))) AND WE WILL ALL BE TOGETHER 4-EVER!

kelli+chief+skeptic= ((((best friends forever& ever))))


oh, stop, my cheeks are aching from the grin!
lol---HAHAHAHAHAH

[ChiefScott]

that would be awwwwsome!!!!!!!

kelli+chief+skeptic > heather+troy+ruthie!!!!!
((((dya get it???))))

OOOOPPsss*******

my keyboard just ran out of excaimation points so i'll use the starry thing*****... lol.

[ChiefScott]

For the humor impaired:

The previous was brought to you by sarcasts anonymous. kellibelli and I have just suffered a very traumatic relapse. I thank you for your patience.

kells-bells, take a bow!

[kellibelli]

(bowing) "Thank you everyone...Chiefscott and I will be appearing at the 'Loony Lounge' in Timbuktoo, from Sept 6-the 9th, and be sure to catch our new HBO special--'Giggle 'till Ya Gag' coming this fall."

[BunnyGirl]

If you think she is fake or a slut you know what then..YOU dont know the real her, and you can go fuck yourself!!
Ruthie, chill, girl! We LIKE Heather! Read the posts objectively - being part of the SDMB means having to take a little s*&t from people once in a while but most of the time it's all meant in fun and friendship. Let me repeat, we LIKE Heather!

Kel and CS, can I come? I'll bring the cheeto's and nail polish? (Sorry, after being a secretary for 9 years, I can't bring myself to type that bad!)
hugs AND a kiss!

[kellibelli]

please come BG!!! You are more than welcome...(what color polish?- I like blue for my toes...makes 'em look cold!)

really though...we tease, but no harm is maent...and the first mantion of 'slut' in this thread was made by SATAN....Hmmmmm

[ChiefScott]

Yeah, folks. Heather's awlrite!! Sometimes we just go off on a tangent, then you think of something else, and then another thing, and another...
The trick is keeping it up and I, at times, have problems with that.
***Newbie note: Intentional opening, there! Fat pitch right down the center of the plate!!***

Oh, received an e-mail asking for an definition. For those curious few it means: Laughed So Hard At Your Last Post, I Fell Down And Wet My Knockers... lol!!!!

Shit, breaking this habit is tuff!!!!
:::giggle:::

:::dam!!!!!:::

Ehem... I meant

DAMN!{

I'm all better now.

[Leslie]

Wet your knockers? Don't you mean knickers? If you meant knockers . . .

. . . I'd like to get to know you better. :)

[Diane]

Just saw this thread.

I think I am going to leave now before I fuckin vomit.


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Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

[BoBettie]

Heather & Ruthie,
Hope you're not too upset at everyones picking...but when a lot of really sexually explicit subjects are brought up, then your website (which is listed in your profile) shows you in various states of undress, tongues are gonna start waggin'! Just the way it is around here. I say to each his own- whatever turns you on. No one called you a slut (that I know of) and if someone was talking about naked pictures, they were probobly talking about your website (I know you aren't nude on there, but people take leaps around here, too). ChiefScott was just wondering aloud what the story is. Now I guess we know. My 2 cents- I just think if you're going to be that public with your sexual conversations and images, you've both gotta have thicker skin then that! No one is coveting your man or insanely jealous.

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An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.

[kellibelli]

(giggling)...made diane 'fuckin vomit'....

(wiping eyes) today is a good day...*sigh*

[Diane]

Kellibelli - Don't be so fuckin full of yourself. Who said my post was directed at you (it wasn't)? But hey, you want credit for it? Be my guest, I won't argue.


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Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

[kellibelli]

*sigh*
I never saidI made you vomit...
your post was funny....dont you ever just laugh?
It must be very tiring to be angry all the time...
Di...I am just about to leave for a 4 day weekend...I cant even generate enough bad vibes to be irritated.... :)

have a good weekend - you deserve one!
kisses,
Kelli

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[Stoid]

Aw jeez...are you two cute or what?

I have to go with you on the insane HTML, tho, Satan.

And kell...well, some days certainly have more amusment than others, let's put it that way.

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[Diane]

Excuse' moi' I guess I assumed that. . .

giggling)...made diane 'fuckin vomit'....

. . . was you taking credit for my vomit. I don't puke for just anyone so I thought I better clarify.

JFTR - I am without a doubt one of the happiest people I know. I get accused of being on drugs, I'm so freakin happy. See? This is me -----> :D Hell, for almost 8 years I was the "Sunshine Girl" in a porcelain doll makers club (longer than anyone). I have even won employee peer awards (prize = movie passes) for cheering this dreadful place up with my happy disposition (my office, not the SDMB). In fact, I hold the record for most awards in this area - no shit. I even have my own HUGE joke-routing network on the internet (TheBigJokeList@ONElist.com for those who are interested). Hell, I even get the giggles at funerals. People love me and love to be around me because I am so fuckin happy. Depressed people flock to my door for cheering up. Trust me. Want references? I am H-A-P-P-Y, HAPPY :D

You just take my lack of patience for self-proclaimed martyrs, my bitchy (but happy) attitude, and my hard-to-contain urge to poke those who spaz-out easily, and misinterpret it as being unhappy.

Wrong

I am just a happy, antagonistic, sunshine bitch.


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[Byzantine]

i jusT hAd TO juMp in heaR with miNE owen verJuion of harriblLe typping lol adn wkink ;) spzz!!!!!! you're all JUSt meenheadS!

You just don't know how hard it was to type that! My poor brain just HURTS! And can I come to the party? I could bring LSD and kool-aid...



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The moon looks on many flowers, the flowers on but one moon.

[heatherlee]

ok Im done you all have fun now

[Diane]

And can I come to the party? I could bring LSD and kool-aid...

Depends.

What flavor of Kool-aid?

[Byzantine]

Cherry? Or I could bring the family fun pak and we could choose one at random!

[Doobieous]

I get accused of being on drugs

In high school, i got accused of that because my eyes were almost always red (dry and irritated most mornings) :)

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[E1skeptic]

Kellibelli: ROTFLMAO!!!!

You don't have an idea of how much I'd love to join your party! Just to think of you, and ChiefScott, and me having fun, makes me VERY happy. Especially because, well... you'll see, I'm a male!

So, if you still want me to join you, just drop me a note!

:::blushing::: ;)

[ChiefScott]

Hey, HEY, HEY, skeptic.

Kells-bells and I are a team... you can watch though. You young 'uns always can use a good example to follow.

[E1skeptic]

Ok... :( I guess watching is good...

But practicing is better!!! ;) LOL!

BTW, thanks for calling me "young".

[Diane]

In high school, i got accused of that because my eyes were almost always red (dry and irritated most mornings)

I used to get accused of it in high school too, but then again, I was usually wasted.

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