Friends Quote Trivia Thread.

[Biggirl]

As promised in this (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=13) thread.

All a ya'lls are pretty good with the quotes so I'm gonna try to make this a little harder. You get a point for naming who is quoted, another for naming who that person is talking to and yet another point for describing the situation in which the quote was said. And even more bonus points for adding more trivia questions.

For clarity's sake, the numbering system should be as follows: Your initials plus the number that your question is. Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Just follow my lead.

At the end, I will add up all the points and declare myself the winner!


BG1: I left a Belgian waffle out there. Did you take it?
BG2: Why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this!
BG3: Get up you Girl Scout! Up! Up! Up!
BG4: Could I be wearing any more clothes?
BG5: That's Big Bird's friend.
BG6: You got a manny!
BG7: Gloria Estephan was right. Eventually, the rhythm is gonna get you.
BG8: No they're not! They're ugly and stupid and delicious!
BG9: And then there are bisexuals but most say they're just kidding themselves.
BG10: Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?




Now watch this thread die a slow, miserable death.

[Revenant Threshold]

BG4: Said by Joey, talking to (and impersonating) Chandler, while wearing all his clothes at once (and doing lunges). That was during their argument about the chair - "But you left the chair area" :D

BG9: Sung by Phoebe, though I don't know which song. Possibly one of the ones she sings to the kids at her boyfriend's school?

As for mine (sorry, couldn't think of many):

RT1: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
RT2: Oh, what a beautiful morning!

[Biggirl]

RT1: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.


Said Mrs. Chanandler Bong while locked in an ATM vestibule with a beautiful model.

[FilmGeek]

BG10: Chandler's new roommate (when Joey moves out), talking about how they drove to Vegas (and back in one night) and Chandler bought him new shoes.

FG1: That's a goldfish cracker.
FG2: No, you just rolled over on the juice box.

[RachelChristine]

BG7: said by Chandler to, I think Joey, who comes in and does a stupid dance (then I think immediately walked back out the door). I always loved that quote, but I don't remember all the circumstances!

FG2: Said by Rachel to Ross, in the museum, in TOW their first time

FG1: That was said by Chandler to his new roommate, wasn't it? When he talked about their new pet goldfish.

I'll have to try to think of some quotes of my own. I'm not usually good at that!

[shamrock227]

BG2: said by Julia Roberts (can't remember the character's name) to Chandler after she stole his clothes while in a restaurant restroom.


SH1: oh, there's a piece that doesn't have floor on it!

[Poysyn]

BG1: I left a Belgian waffle out there. Did you take it?

That was Mr. Heckles (the crazy neighbor)

BG2: Why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this!

I think her name was Sally, but Julia Roberts played her

[Poysyn]

SH1: oh, there's a piece that doesn't have floor on it!


Rachel or Chandler re: the cheesecake

[Hal Briston]

BG6: You got a manny!
Chandler, cracking wise to Ross about hiring Sandy, the male nanny.

BG8: No they're not! They're ugly and stupid and delicious!
Joey, refuting Phoebe's contention that turkeys are beautiful and majestic birds.

BG10: Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?
Chandler's replacement roommate Eddie, showing just how fricking delusional he is by describing their "trip to Vegas".

Time to think up a few of my own...

[Biggirl]

BG2: Why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this!

I think her name was Sally, but Julia Roberts played her

[QUOTE=shamrock227]BG2: said by Julia Roberts (can't remember the character's name) to Chandler after she stole his clothes while in a restaurant restroom.

Suzie Underpants! I don't remember the character's real last name.

[Hal Briston]

HB1: That guy, he burns me up.
HB2: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?
HB3: Oh, it's like the mother ship is calling you home.
HB4: "This-a time it's-a personal"
HB5: You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!
HB6: Hi, welcome to an adult conversation
HB7: Which one are you again?
HB8: Ok, don't get me started on gravity.
HB9: What's a "niffle"?
HB10: No bunny at all! Always no bunny at all!

[Biggirl]

HB8: Ok, don't get me started on gravity.

Phoebe to Ross as she proves to him that all of science is just a theory and any old wacky theory will do.

[Sternvogel]

FG2: Said by Rachel to Ross, in the museum, in TOW their first time.

I just saw this one tonight, and I believe it was the other way around -- Rachel felt the moisture and started reassuring Ross "It's okay, honey", whereupon he responded: "No, you just rolled over on the juice box."

SV1: "Just how many cameras are on you, anyway?"

SV2: "You don't have renter's insurance?"

[anyrose]

HB3 - Joey, practicing his "authentic Italian" accent

HB7 - The super, to Joey, in the one where in order to let the girls stay in the rent controlled apartment, he gets Joey to practice ballroom dancing as his partner

SV1 was dealt with in the other thread (the link is in the OP)

SV2 Dr Green to Rachel after he and Ross start bonding, finally.


any1 - And you know it. You just don't know you know it.

any2 - "I wanted to see what all the fuss was about" "And...?" "I've had better"

[BiblioCat]

SV1: "Just how many cameras are on you, anyway?"Said by Chandler to Monica, upon viewing her in the infamous Prom Video.

BG7: Gloria Estephan was right. Eventually, the rhythm is gonna get you.Again, by Chandler, after Joey comes in, dances around and leaves. I think it was after he was happy over getting a part in a play.

HB3: Oh, it's like the mother ship is calling you home.Said by Phoebe to Rachel after she gets a job interview as a personal shopper at (?) Blommingdale's or someplace like that.

HB6: Hi, welcome to an adult conversation.I think it's Ross, but I can't remember the circumstances.

[MrsMonkey]

I knew a lot of these would be answered by the time I checked!!!! :)

BG1: I left a Belgian waffle out there. Did you take it?

Mr Heckles -- I think to Rachel & Phoebe while looking to see who's the owner of the cat they found (that jumped on Ross when he was trying to get up the guts to ask Rachel out)

BG3: Get up you Girl Scout! Up! Up! Up!
By Ross to Girl Scout member on episode when he was trying to sell Cookies for the little girl who broke her arm that was his fault

RT2: Oh, what a beautiful morning!
By Phoebe while laying in bed with her new live-in boyfriend, who then turns and shoots a bird out the window

HB1: That guy, he burns me up.
By Phoebe about Ross, she'd had a bad dream and decided she was mad at him

HB10: No bunny at all! Always no bunny at all!
By Chandler to Monica when discussing her picking his halloween costume, in which she picked a bunny

any1 - And you know it. You just don't know you know it.
By Jaaanice to Chandler one of the umpteen times they broke up, she's telling him he loves her and needs her he just doesn't know it

any2 - "I wanted to see what all the fuss was about" "And...?" "I've had better"
By Phoebe to Rachel after she kissed her in the one with the Coconuts (Rachel kissing Winona Ryder)

[MrsMonkey]

MM2: Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy that's some trick!"

MM2: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.

MM3: I *knew* it!

MM4: Ahhhhhhh! What am I doing?

[Biggirl]

BG1: I left a Belgian waffle out there. Did you take it?

Mr Heckles -- I think to Rachel & Phoebe while looking to see who's the owner of the cat they found (that jumped on Ross when he was trying to get up the guts to ask Rachel out)

Right speaker, wrong circumstance. They were looking for Ross' monkey.

BG3: Get up you Girl Scout! Up! Up! Up!
By Ross to Girl Scout member on episode when he was trying to sell Cookies for the little girl who broke her arm that was his fault

No, it wasn't Ross to the girl scout.


MM2: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.
Chandler to Joey after Joey said something stupid.

[anyrose]

MM1: Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy that's some trick!"
I think that's Phoebe to Rachel while Rach was pregnant

MM2: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.
Chandler to Joey on any one of a number of occasions

MM3: I *knew* it!
Chandler, after Rachel says "It is a big deal, and it doesn't happen to every guy"

MM4: Ahhhhhhh! What am I doing?

ok - that's too obscure for even me. !

[MrsMonkey]

ok - that's too obscure for even me. !

Yeah - I guess that is pretty obscure... It's when Phoebe comes in the room when they're all watching Ursula in the porn movie.

[Cliffy]

BG5: That's Big Bird's friend.
It's either Phoebe or Monica (but I think Phoebe) in response to Rachel's question "Who's George Snuffleupagus?" after the other girls make a big deal over accidentally getting George Stepanophalous' pizza.

HB1: That guy, he burns me up.
MrsMonkey might be right, but it's also said by Ross to the gang when Rachel's father upsets her by offering to buy her a Mercedes.

--Cliffy

[Draelin]

MM2: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.
Chandler to Joey after Joey said something stupid.
I can't remember what it was that Joey said, but I think this was the first episode of the second season.

[anyrose]

any3: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.

any4: No thanks, I'm 29.

any5: There should *be* a GoldMan!

[Biggirl]

any4: No thanks, I'm 29.

Ross when offered a glass of chocolate milk by, um, Joey?

[JSexton]

any3: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.
Phoebe, after giving Monica the non-Demi Moore haircut.

any4: No thanks, I'm 29.
Chandler, after being offered something... chocolate milk, perhaps?

any5: There should *be* a GoldMan!
Ross...but I can't remmeber the cicumstances.

[JSexton]

JS1: Stevie, I was never here.
JS2: You owe me a new cat.
JS3: Stephanie knows all the chords - bleah!
JS4: Now...what do you know about vulcanised rubber?

[Draelin]

JS2: You owe me a new cat.
Mr. Heckles, when Phoebe and Rachel were trying to find the owner of the cat they found during the blackout.

I came up with a couple, just ones that always cracked me up:

D1: Oh hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt!
D2: I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way, I can break 'em up with a movie.
D3: And we all know what a challenge that is.
D4: If it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it.

[Sean Factotum]

D4: If it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it.

Rachel. Her and Monica were babysitting Ben, and threw him into a beam on the ceiling, bumping his head. Rachel said this after banging her head against the wall to show Ben it was fun.

[Biggirl]

BG11: It's no fat. It's no sugar. It's no dairy. It's no good-- throw it out.
BG12: I can't believe one of us has one of these.
I know! I'm still one of these!
BG13: That's right! I'm taking the ESSENCE!

[Draelin]

BG12: Said by Rachel (I believe) and Chandler as everybody looked down at newborn Ben.

[anyrose]

any5: There should *be* a GoldMan!
Ross...but I can't remmeber the cicumstances.

no. please try again

D1: Oh hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt!
Chandler, to Monica, at Mike's Piano Bar

JS3: Stephanie knows all the chords - bleah!
Pheobe, referring to her former partner, played by Chrissie Hinds

BG11: It's no fat. It's no sugar. It's no dairy. It's no good-- throw it out.
Joey, referring to the frozen dessert substitute one of the girls wanted him to eat? (not sure about this one)

[Biggirl]

Joey, referring to the frozen dessert substitute one of the girls wanted him to eat? (not sure about this one)
T'wernt Joey.

[Draelin]

Chandler, to Monica, at Mike's Piano Bar
Maybe he said it to her at one point, but that's not the one I'm thinking of.

[JSexton]

BG13: That's right! I'm taking the ESSENCE!
Love this one! That would be Joey, taking the cushions from the chair that Chandler wanted to sit in, while they were supposed to be getting dressed up. This, of course, led to Joey's "Could I _be_ wearing any more clothes" bit from earlier in the thread.

Draelin, anyrose, you are correct.

[Cliffy]

Chrissie Hynde wasn't Phoebe's ex-partner, she was her replacement. E.G. Daily played Phoebe's ex-partner.

any5: There should *be* a GoldMan!
Phoebe, from a conversation with Chandler about why Spider-Man is pronounced as it sounds instead of Spidermun as are the names Goldman and Silverman. Chandler explains that he's a Spider Man and Goldman's just a name. There's no Gold Man.

C1: "I really want a million dollars!"

--Cliffy

[anyrose]

C1: "I really want a million dollars!"
Chandler, after Rachel in wedding dress bursts into Central Perk immediately after Ross says "I really just want to be married!"

[simster]

Chandler, after Rachel in wedding dress bursts into Central Perk immediately after Ross says "I really just want to be married!"


And this was on the very first Episode of Friends.

s1=uh, when were you under me?
s2=no, it's kiwi lime pie.

And while we're on the subject... anyone have any clue as to where to get 'Joey's Chair" that he had in his fancy shmancy apartment? It was also Worf's Chair.

[WOOKINPANUB]

I'd like to participate in this thread, but it's gotten too chaotic and twirly ;)

[Draelin]

s1=uh, when were you under me?
Ross, in response to Rachel's "I'm over you."

s2=no, it's kiwi lime pie.
Monica to Ross, who thought he was eating key lime pie, just before he goes to the hospital because he's allergic to kiwis.

[JSexton]

Monica to Ross, who thought he was eating key lime pie, just before he goes to the hospital because he's allergic to kiwis.
Darn. I was just about to post "JS5: Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?"

[MrsMonkey]

BG5: That's Big Bird's friend.
It's either Phoebe or Monica (but I think Phoebe) in response to Rachel's question "Who's George Snuffleupagus?" after the other girls make a big deal over accidentally getting George Stepanophalous' pizza.

HB1: That guy, he burns me up.
MrsMonkey might be right, but it's also said by Ross to the gang when Rachel's father upsets her by offering to buy her a Mercedes.

--Cliffy

Wow - I didn't remember that until after reading this.. I may be wrong on her exact wording. Do we have a way of verifying these?

[MrsMonkey]

D1: Oh hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt!
By Rachel to Chandler - he's been to meet with the career counseler, she told him you couldn't see the nipples before he left to go see the counselor

BG11: It's no fat. It's no sugar. It's no dairy. It's no good-- throw it out.
By Brad Pitt's character to Monica about the food he brought to Thanksgiving.

[42fish]

JS4: Now...what do you know about vulcanised rubber?

Penn Jillette as an encyclopedia salesman to Joey. (Joey's response: "Spock's birth control.")

[anyrose]

any6: You have to take a course, or they don't let you do it.

[BiblioCat]

any6: You have to take a course, or they don't let you do it.
Said by Susan to Ross, after he comments that they have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

[amarinth]

Not hard but:

a1: Seven
a2: Get there faster

[River Hippie]

RH1: "Oh REALLY, mine was licked on by kittens!"
RH2: "It's been years since your father and I went running."

[BiblioCat]

RH1: "Oh REALLY, mine was licked on by kittens!"
Said by Rachel to Phoebe, after Phoebe said, "Did you know they put the tattoos on with NEEDLES?!?"

[Biggirl]

[QUOTE=River Hippie]RH1: "Oh REALLY, mine was licked on by kittens!"
[QUOTE]
Rachel to Phoebe when Pheebs chickened out of her tattoo, "But they put it on with needles!" (or something similar)

BG 14: First name Crap, last name Bag.

[BiblioCat]

BG 14: First name Crap, last name Bag.
Said by Mike to Phoebe, when they were talking about changing their names.
Phoebe wanted to change her name to Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock.

[Biggirl]

Said by Mike to Phoebe, when they were talking about changing their names.
Phoebe wanted to change her name to Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock.
Pheobe had already officially changed her name to Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock.

[BiblioCat]

Pheobe had already officially changed her name to Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock.
Yeah, you're right. I should have know that.

[Biggirl]

Yeah, you're right. I should have know that.
Because you are just a bad a geek as I am.

[anyrose]

a1: Seven

Monica in an argument with Chandler over what time they were supposed to meet

a2: Get there faster

Chandler, to Joey, because everyone but Joey has realized something, tho I forget the specifics.


any7: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

any8: Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around.

any9: I'll cancel the sodas...

[BiblioCat]

any7: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?Said by Chandler, when someone was talking about a cute house - ack! I can't remember the exact circumstances!

any8: Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks aroundSaid by Rachel, about the guys letting the chick and the duck roam around.


Posted by Biggirl
Because you are just a bad a geek as I am.
"No, no, you say that proudly!" - Chandler :D

[BiblioCat]

It just hit me:
any9: I'll cancel the sodas.. Said by Joey or Chandler (but I think it's Chandler - damn, I'm drawing a blank - it was Chandler, right?), after they had settled into their new Lazy-Boys with food and the TV. They wondered if they really wanted to have to get up to, you know....

[MrsMonkey]

Monica in an argument with Chandler over what time they were supposed to meet



I thought "Seven!" was when Monica was giving Chandler tips on improving his "skills" and acted out a scenario of hitting the seven erogenous zones. She stayed on Seven a few times there at the end.. :)

[anyrose]

I thought "Seven!" was when Monica was giving Chandler tips on improving his "skills" and acted out a scenario of hitting the seven erogenous zones. She stayed on Seven a few times there at the end.. :)
oh yes - that's right. And a much better answer. How could I have forgotten that scene?

any7: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?
Said by Chandler, when someone was talking about a cute house - ack! I can't remember the exact circumstances!
yes Chandler said it, but not under those circumstances.
(Chandler really has all the best lines)

[amarinth]

a1: Seven Monica in an argument with Chandler over what time they were supposed to meet

a2: Get there faster

Chandler, to Joey, because everyone but Joey has realized something, tho I forget the specifics.Right people, but wrong situation for both of these. MrsMonkey got the first.

[Hal Briston]

a2: Get there fasterChandler to Joey, when they were in Richard's apartment. Joey was holding a tape ("Probably a sex tape!") with Monica's name on it.

HB11: Weeeee-nieeeer...

[BiblioCat]

yes Chandler said it, but not under those circumstances.
(Chandler really has all the best lines)
Re: "Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?"

Damn, I'm racking my brain and I can't remember. Why did Chandler say this?

[anyrose]

Re: "Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?"

Damn, I'm racking my brain and I can't remember. Why did Chandler say this?
the full exchange was when Monica was offered her first chef-ship, right after she & Pheobe started the catering business:
Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life!
Rachel: The meeting with the guy went great?
Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

[Zahava424]

JS1: Stevie, I was never here.

I can't believe I get to do this one!
That's Chandler, to Stevie the TV, when he sits in Joey's chair and it falls apart. (He doesn't realize that it was already broken, and he replaces it with his, leading Joey to think that the chair is miraculously self-healing.

[Zahava424]

Okay, here are mine. Most of them are not very hard, though.

Z4 1: Now, we call it the beach house.

Z4 2: I'm not very fond of New York. Queens, I like.

Z4 3: Big fat goalie!

Z4 4: A small puff of air. Come on!

Z4 5: Is it me, or can you actually see his nipples through his overcoat?

Z4 6: They hate all living things.

Z4 7: I think it was a mouse.

Z4 8: You nailed that old lady!

Z4 9: That's funny, because you are a huge crap-weasel!

Z4 10: But I can pronounce Jurassic.

[Biggirl]

Okay, here are mine. Most of them are not very hard, though.

Z4 3: Big fat goalie!

Will I be the first? Joey during the Trivia game episode in answer to "What was Monica's knickname in high school.

Z4 8: You nailed that old lady!

Pheobe to Joey teaching him how to play the guitar.

Z4 9: That's funny, because you are a huge crap-weasel!

Ross to Paolo on learning he doesn't speak English well.
Z4 10: But I can pronounce Jurassic.[/QUOTE]

[Zahava424]

Actually, this thread has gotten pretty disorganized so I thought I'd perform a valuable public service

Here are the quotes that haven't yet been correctly identified:

BG3: Get up you Girl Scout! Up! Up! Up!

HB2: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?

HB5: You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!

HB9: What's a "niffle"?

D2: I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way, I can break 'em up with a movie.

D3: And we all know what a challenge that is.

RH2: "It's been years since your father and I went running."

HB11: Weeeee-nieeeer...

Z4 1: Now, we call it the beach house.

Z4 2: I'm not very fond of New York. Queens, I like.

Z4 4: A small puff of air. Come on!

Z4 5: Is it me, or can you actually see his nipples through his overcoat?

Z4 6: They hate all living things.

Z4 7: I think it was a mouse.

Z4 10: But I can pronounce Jurassic.

A bunch of them are mine, because y'all haven't really had time to get to them yet, but the rest are just old ones that no one has gotten. (Yes, I have way too much time on my hands.)

[Biggirl]

Thank you Z for the update. Usually I try to do that on the start of each new page but I was far too busy and lazy. You're the best!

[BiblioCat]

HB2: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?I think this one is Phoebe - I can't remember the situation.

D2: I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way, I can break 'em up with a movie.Chandler, taking Rachel's money that she 'cursed' after losing it in the poker game.

D3: And we all know what a challenge that is.Susan to Ross, after he mentioned that Ben (in utero) was his kid too, since he made the sperm.

Z4 4: A small puff of air. Come on!Monica to Rachel, while at the eye doctor's. Rachel is afraid of the eye doctor.

Z4 5: Is it me, or can you actually see his nipples through his overcoat?Chandler. I can't remember exactly who he said it about - some guy one of the girls was dating.

[Zahava424]

Z4 5: Is it me, or can you actually see his nipples through his overcoat?

Chandler. I can't remember exactly who he said it about - some guy one of the girls was dating.

Right person, wrong situation.

[River Hippie]

Z4 2: I'm not very fond of New York. Queens, I like.


Chandler's Dad at his show in Vegas.


RH3: "Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!"

[amarinth]

Z4 1: Now, we call it the beach house.Monica & Ross's parents, discussing what happened to her wedding money.

RH3: "Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!"
Again, Monica & Ross's dad talking about Richard's "chippie in the city"

[anyrose]

BG3: Get up you Girl Scout! Up! Up! Up!

I thought this one was answered - It was Ross to the in the episode he had to sell cookies for the GS whose injury he inadvertently caused - He was trying to get the others to believe she was faking being hurt

Z4 7: I think it was a mouse.

Mike, at Pheobe's after they heard a trap snap shut, and Pheobe was worried Bob had been killed. Phoebe's response was "Susie?!?!?!?!?"

Z4 10: But I can pronounce Jurassic.

Joey - demonstrating his "prowess" as a Museum Guide - after Ross corrected him that the dinosaur in question was really from the Mesosoiac (or some such) era

[Biggirl]

I thought this one was answered - It was Ross to the in the episode he had to sell cookies for the GS whose injury he inadvertently caused - He was trying to get the others to believe she was faking being hurt




Nope. Not the speaker or the circumstance I'm quoting.

[Hogwash]

G3: Get up you Girl Scout! Up! Up! Up!That's Phoebe, yelling at the unconscious 'Coma Guy' in the hospital with Monica in an attempt to wake him.

RH2: "It's been years since your father and I went running."Richard, to Monica, about Monica's dad finding out about them.

HB9: What's a "niffle"?Monica, to Rachel, while reading Rachel's poorly-typed erotica.

Three from me:

Hog1: "No suds, no save. OK?"
Hog2: "Aramis. Aramis. Aramis."
Hog3: "I'm David Bowie!"

[Zahava424]

Z4 7: I think it was a mouse.


Mike, at Pheobe's after they heard a trap snap shut, and Pheobe was worried Bob had been killed. Phoebe's response was "Susie?!?!?!?!?"


Maybe, but that's not the answer I was thinking of. Any other guesses?


Hog1: "No suds, no save. OK?"

That's the evil munchkin-lady with too much eye makeup who stole Rachel's machine at the laundromat in the first season.

[Draelin]

Gah! Forgot about the thread! Bibliocat, you were correct on my other two. :)

[Cliffy]

HB2: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?
This is Ross to Treeger (the super). I don't remember exactly why he had to miss the class.

D2: I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way, I can break 'em up with a movie.
BiblioCat got it, except it was Phoebe, not Rachel, who cursed the poker money.

A few more:

C2: I just caught the live show.

C3. And that's how we get hamburger. (sung)

C4. Drew has some ground rules. (Same episode as C3. Guess what I watched this weekend?)

C5. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.

--Cliffy

[Biggirl]

[QUOTE=Cliffy
C2: I just caught the live show.

C3. And that's how we get hamburger. (sung)

[/QUOTE]
Pheobe singing to pre-schoolers.
The cow in the meadow goes "mooo" and then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up. . ."

[BiblioCat]

C2: I just caught the live show
Monica to Ross, after getting stuck in the bathroom and watching her parents go at it. This was after she saw them on a video they made of themselves (on the tail end of the infamous Prom Video).

[Cliffy]

Correct!

--Cliffy

[JSexton]

(I think it was a mouse.) Maybe, but that's not the answer I was thinking of. Any other guesses?

It was Ross to Monica, after she rubbed a gray furry thing on her face that she pulled out of her ruined box of treasures from her parent's house. (Eww.)

[anyrose]

C5. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.

Jade, the aerobics instructor who thought Chandler was "Bob", telling "Bob" about her date with Chandler

[Wile E]

Nerts! I can't answer any of the remaining ones but I'd like to add two of my own.
(Wording may not be 100% exact)

WE 1: Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse in it's house.

WE2: Now, aren't you sorry you licked my muffin?

[BiblioCat]

]WE 1: Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse in it's house.Gunther to the guy Phoebe was dating who didn't wear underwear.


WE2: Now, aren't you sorry you licked my muffin?Monica to Chandler, after he licked what he thought was her muffin.

[Zahava424]

ZS 11: I'm not too mature! Boobies! Butt-cracks!

ZS 12: I'm not Bob Hope.

ZS 13: She only spins like that on ice, you know.

ZS 14: The bike is dying.

[BiblioCat]

ZS 13: She only spins like that on ice, you know.Shoot, I know this one. I think it's Rachel who said it to Ross, after he put Dorothy Hamill on his 'Freebie List.'
If not, then someone said it to Chandler.

ZS 14: The bike is dying.Ross to Phoebe, when she refused to ride the bike he bought her, after she had a hard time learning to ride it.

[Hal Briston]

ZS 12: I'm not Bob Hope.Chandler, to the other interns at the advertising agency.

(paraphrasing) "Ok, I'm a little older than you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope."

[BiblioCat]

Okay, I'll add some.

BC1. I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs.

BC2. Yeah, you have homosexual hair.

BC3. Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.

BC4. I used to be Bryce on All My Children.

BC5. Two-parter: Who asked: "Okay ***, I gotta ask. The hot girl from the xerox place buck naked, or a big tub of jam?"
And who answered: "Put your hands together!"

BC6: Question. Was, "Egg the Gellers!" the war cry of your neighborhood?

BC7: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore because I drank it!

BC8: You have crossed the line. You are so far past the line you can't even see it! The line is a dot to you!

BC9: Hey, don't mix those up. You could really ruin that lollipop.

BC10: Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took. So this time I decided to do something a little more intellectual, with you know, a less painful final exam.

[anyrose]

BC3. Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.

Rachel, after Marcel ran onto her room and caused his brand of havoc

BC4. I used to be Bryce on All My Children.

Gunther, when Joey complained about being dropped down an elevator shaft - The statement was preceeded by Gunther saying "I was buried in an avalanche" to which Joey just looked :confused:


BC5. Two-parter: Who asked: "Okay ***, I gotta ask. The hot girl from the xerox place buck naked, or a big tub of jam?" Chandler
And who answered: "Put your hands together!" Joey

BC7: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore because I drank it!

Chandler, after Joey's birthday party where he made out with one of Joey's sisters

BC9: Hey, don't mix those up. You could really ruin that lollipop.

I think Frank Jr said it, (but it might have been Chandler) when FJ and the missus bought Pheobe a "present" from the drugstore (a lollipop and a pregnancy test)

BC10: Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took. So this time I decided to do something a little more intellectual, with you know, a less painful final exam.

Has to be Phoebe, but I don't remember the situation

[MrsMonkey]

I think Frank Jr said it, (but it might have been Chandler) when FJ and the missus bought Pheobe a "present" from the drugstore (a lollipop and a pregnancy test)




The situation is right, but it was Monica that said it.

[MrsMonkey]

BC2. Yeah, you have homosexual hair.


To Chandler when he was trying to figure out why everyone at his office apparently thought he was gay. I believe the speaker was Rachel, definitely one of the girls.



BC8: You have crossed the line. You are so far past the line you can't even see it! The line is a dot to you!


Joey to Chandler regarding Chandler kissing Joey's girlfriend, when Chandler said that he crossed the line...

[BiblioCat]

To Chandler when he was trying to figure out why everyone at his office apparently thought he was gay. I believe the speaker was Rachel, definitely one of the girls.Right situation, but it was not Rachel who said this.


Not answered:

BC6: Question. Was, "Egg the Gellers!" the war cry of your neighborhood?

[JSexton]

I finally figured out "Aramis. Aramis. Aramis." It's been bugging me.

Anyway, it was Joey, hitting on a woman in the subway who also sold perfume with him. The line is him demonstrating him offering cologne samples. It's followed up with her ditching him because of the VD ads that Joey was featured in.

"Wieeee-nieeeerrr" is still making my scratch my head, though. Little help?

[Hal Briston]

"Wieeee-nieeeerrr" is still making my scratch my head, though. Little help?Hint: Phone call.