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Uncommon Sense
04-11-2006, 10:40 AM
Short background;
Me and a fellow co-worker have a scary past together in which we will sometimes see the other coming down a hall or some such and duck behind something and then jump out at the last second and scare the crap out of the other one.
On a scale of 1-10, I believe I just gave her a 10 scare.
She was trying desperately to swipe her badge at the employee entrance to get the door to open. The card reader was not reading the badge, so she kept trying to swipe. I noticed this as I passed the door (she didn't see me), so I circled back to the door and waited in hiding. As soon as I heard the door release (click) I pounced.
I blasted open the door and screamed at the same time.
I can't even begin to describe the look of horror and shock on her face. Her eyes opened up wide, she grabbed her chest with her hands, and turned instatnly red. She then, of course, slugged me on the shoulder and started to say something except she couldn't talk....she was in shock. I let her pass into the building and then she kind of wandered around the entry way not really sure which way to go next (still confused and catching her breath).
This whole time I'm trying not to laugh too hard, yet sort of concerned about her mental state.
She gives me another look and says, "OOOOh, that was a good one," in a wavering voice. She circled around the entry way some more and then started to make her way to the time clock area to punch in, except to my surprise, she turned towards the womens room a few feet away and ducked in. I think she might have peed herself. Normally she'd have punched in and then went to her cubicle and then to the cafe and then maybe to the bathroom.
I waited outside to make sure she was OK and when she came back out (still beet red) she pointed her finger at me and said, "I WILL get you back for this," with half smile on her face of the embarrassed/still in shock type.
I haven't talked to her since then, it's been a couple hours now. I'm going to go over and see if she's alright, I might have scarred her for life.
I would have liked to have seen the ECG readings from that episode. :eek:

Anyone else have a similar story?

gigi
04-11-2006, 11:13 AM
I'm going to go over and see if she's alright, I might have scarred her for life.I don't know if you should do that; she may have the booby trap revenge all set up already!

Dorjän
04-11-2006, 11:21 AM
HA HA! That's gold.

Reminds me of this gem (SFW): http://www.break.com/index/mazescare9.html


Watch your back.

Tristan
04-11-2006, 11:30 AM
Several years ago, I was working in a tape library.

we had received boxes and boxes of tapes, all of which had to be cataloged to our system. annoyingly, nobody had thought of that before activating the account, and occasionally we would need a tape that was still in a box.

I hid inside a box which was taped shut. My Team Lead told one of our workers that he needed a tape that he was pretty sure was in this box over here (cue me giggling silently).

When the young lady started to open the box, I bouned out like some sort of malevolent Jack in the Box.

She shreiked, clutched her chest, fell backwards and then ran from the room like Whitney Houston running from Devils.

We were legitimately worried we had caused her to pee herself.

Once we finished howling with laughter, we found her and assured ourselves that she didn't need a new pair of pants.

One of my best memories of working there.... hehehehe....

Cervaise
04-11-2006, 11:45 AM
I do a great "snarl," like a jaguar or a leopard. Years ago, when I worked at a telecommunications company, I'd sneak up behind the customer service people and snarl right over their shoulders. They would slam forward, attempting to phase shift through their desks to get away. Usually they just knocked over their pencil cups but occasionally the monitor would flicker and the desk would separate entirely from the cubicle.

Why they thought there was a leopard in the office, I have no idea. :D

teela brown
04-11-2006, 12:00 PM
Several years ago, the Northridge quake was felt severely in Ventura, where I worked. In the following days, everyone was rendered jittery by continuing strong aftershocks. I got into the peurile habit of taking hold of the outside of people's cubicles, and (unseen by them), shaking the whole unit. This would result in people squealing, "Here comes another one!", getting under their desks, closing out of documents lest we lose power, etc. Because no one saw me do it, I managed to get a lot of mileage out of that gag.

Eureka
04-11-2006, 12:18 PM
My college roommate was fond of sneaking up behind me and saying "boo!". I would respond by saying "scream!"

Most of the time, she didn't startle me at all--and half the time she knew it.

But there was this one day . . .

It was late at night, I'd been working on a paper at the computer lab, and when I finished(or when I got too tired to continue) I'd packed up my stuff and dragged my way across campus. I dropped my backpack in my room, and went into the bathroom. While I was in there, I heard a noise(like a door opening or shutting), so when I left the bathroom, I glanced left, confirming that my roommate's door was still shut. I then started to walk into my room, which was dark(to my mild surprise, but I was too tired to be sure whether I'd turned a light on or not).

My roommate jumped out from behind the half closed door and said "Boo!" I said "SCREAM!" in sort of a stage whisper. I was definitely startled-and now more awake than I'd been since I left the computer lab. Roommate was tickled pink--she'd actually managed to scare me. I was irritated. Roommate proceeded to tell story to several of our mutual friends.

Rocketeer
04-11-2006, 01:11 PM
Geez. :rolleyes: Okay, kids, time to stop before someone gets hurt.

lieu
04-11-2006, 01:16 PM
It's all fun and games until someone puts their redeye out.

Fat Chance
04-11-2006, 01:41 PM
This is a (long) story of a Boy Scout summer camp prank, almost gone horribly wrong.

Though I was a young scout, 2nd year out of Cub Scouts, I was pretty much shunned by those my own age due to the fact that I generally behaved, listened to instructions, got out of bed the first time I was asked, worked hard, etc. As a result I was accepted by the older more mature members of the troop and was allowed to hang out with them and stay up later, etc. That is how I came to know all about the intricate and complex plans that were laid out.

There was a particular young scout, Mike, a year younger than myself, who was by far the most annoying, rude, arrogant kid in Scouts. He listened to nobody, he never completed an assigned task, he lied, he cheated, and he would steal or break your pocketknife or flashlight if he was jealous of it. Everyone hated him. And he was the scoutmaster's son, which made him think he could get away with all of this. Though I think his father hated him as much as we did.

As the week of camp rolled on, the older boys, as the leaders, become more and more exhausted with his antics and began to plot revenge. Step one began around the campfire one night right before bedtime. Dan, a 17 year old scout, on his way to joining the acting department at NYU in the fall began telling a scary tale of "The Lost Boy Scouts". As far as I know he made this whole story up, pretty much on the fly, with intricate details about 2 scouts who got lost at the very same summer camp and died in a fire years and years ago. They now wander the camp at night trying to find their old troop, as they will wander into your campsite in the shadows of the night looking for Troop 28. Only after telling them you don't know where that troop is and they wander off, do you realize that their uniforms looked old-fashioned, and their faces appeared blackened.

Many kids went to bed scared and sleepless that night.

The next evening our troop traditionally made homemade ice cream and Dutch-oven cakes, and invited guests from the staff and other troops to our site. One such guest was a counselor known as Bird Man (he worked in the nature lodge). Bird Man was an enthusiastic co-conspirator. And one who happened to have his grandfathers old scout uniform from the 30's. And who happened to have a Jason-style hockey mask that was painted black.

After staying for cake and ice cream, Bird Man excused himself to go back to the nature lodge. After an hour or so, as the group was gathered around the night’s fire, one of the older boys asked our victim Mike to get something out of the supply tent. We watched as Mike approached the tent, opened the front flap, and quickly complained he couldn’t find the rope we asked him to get. Clearly just being lazy, he was told to look harder, in the boxes and bags stored within. As he rummaged around, the back flap of the tent slowly opened and the upper body of person wearing an old scout uniform and black mask leaned in, and then quickly retreated.

At this point, only those of us in the know were even watching and saw. Well, us and Mike. Who stood up and backed out of the tent, perplexed. The older boys reprimanded him for not getting the rope, and told him to get it again. Mike, being brave and likely questioning if he really saw what he thought, opened the flap back up and moved back into the tent. Again, the back flap lifted open a hair and an ominous black masked face leaned in. Mike jumped back out of the tent. The older boys yelled at him, and Mike told them there was someone back there. By now a commotion had started, and all the boys and adults were watching. Everyone told him to stop joking and lying and to get the damn rope! Mike was smiling now. He was young and arrogant, but apparently smart and on to us. With a grin, he opened the front flap again and began to move inside. Again, the back flap opened and the figure returned quickly and ducked back again. This time everyone saw it. Mike laughed. A few young boys gasped.

And then a blood curdling maniac scream from behind me. Another young boy of perhaps 12, Rich, watching the entire thing completely lost it. He was crying and shaking, bright red. Bird Man now emerged from around the back of the tent, and began to reach for the mask to reveal himself. Seeing the full figure approach, little Rich lost it even further. Having been standing next to the ax yard area of the site, he stepped over, picked up a hand ax and charged forward toward Bird Man, ax over head screaming “I’ll fucking kill you!! I’ll fucking kill you!!” Swinging wildly he ran, and Bird Man tore the mask off and took off into the woods, Rich right on his heals swinging, screaming, hitting trees and branches with his ax.

Everyone yelled to him, and the adults started chasing, but no one could subdue him as the ax was flying and wouldn’t stop to listen. Luckily Bird Man was also a track star and was soon out of sight and gone into the darkness. Rich, exhausted, stopped the pursuit and dropped to the forest floor crying and shaking.

Mike, the intended victim, laughed the entire time, even as it appeared someone might get killed. I dare say we may have scarred poor innocent Rich for life, however.

Draelin
04-11-2006, 02:04 PM
I am so going to hell for laughing at that. Poor little Rich.

Indygrrl
04-11-2006, 02:13 PM
That is an awesome story, Fat Chance. :D

lieu
04-11-2006, 02:22 PM
Keeerap, Fat Chance, that was frikkin' hilarious. Well told!

Fat Chance
04-11-2006, 03:43 PM
I actually have another one…

Years later I was already out of Scouts and in college, but seeing how I was working a summer job for the current Scoutmaster of my old troop, I volunteered to spend a few days at summer camp, helping out as he was stuck at the office. Our troop has a long and storied history of great practical jokes, most often with the adult leaders as the ringleaders. This was once such case.

While sitting around the campfire one night the kids began talking about ghost stories, and when I mentioned the classic tale of Cropsy, I was astonished to find that none of the younger kids had every heard it. Cropsy is a classic (at least in my parts) of Scout campfire tales, and I had assumed everyone was already bored of it. In fact my first early experience of our twisted adult leaders sense of humor involved the Cropsy story, our 6’6 scoutmaster, a Michael Myers mask, and a long 2 bladed ax…

(for those who haven’t head, the basic story goes that a man named Cropsy lived in a small shack in the woods near the summer camp with his family. While out hunting one day, a group of scouts wandered away from the camp and came upon the cabin. Believing it to be abandoned, and being boys, they proceeded to play with matches and ended up burning it down. Cropsy returned to find his home, with wife and child inside, in flames. He raced in to save them, but it was too late. In his rage, he chased and brutally murdered each boy with his long hunting knife. He then escaped into the woods, where he still wanders killing any boy in a scout uniform he stumbles upon).

So I proceeded to tell the story in grand detail, obviously making the setting our very own summer camp. Again, many kids went to bed scared and sleepless. The adults stayed up late talking, and we remarked at how easily the kids were scared, fondly recalling past pranks. Despite some of us remembering the events of Rich with the ax, we came up with a devious plan.

We recruited one of the older boys, Dave, to play a role, and shortly after dusk the next evening he announced he was going to a nearby campsite to visit friends in another troop (he actually did have known friends from that other troop, and actually did go visit…for a while anyway). Now, a little lay of the land – our campsite consisted of a series of approximately 12 tents in a large semicircle, with the adults’ lean-to at the open side. Up the hill approximately 100 yards away was another similar campsite, only much larger. This week of camp, it wasn’t being used so was dark and empty. The lean-to in the other site did have a phone, however, that connected directly to the main lodge ( a few of the sites had phones for emergencies, but not all).

Hours after Dave had left, everyone was sitting around the fire working on merit badges or talking. A horrible blood-curdling scream suddenly rang out from the trees beyond our site. Myself and the other adults sprang to our feet and ran toward the scream. Most of the young boys stayed back. When we reached the point in the woods I called back to the boys to quickly come bring flashlights. Another adult yelled for one of the boys to bring the first aid kit.

When the boys reached us, a few of the adults were huddled over something on the ground. Then the moved aside, and there was Dave laying motionless on his back, with a 12 inch hunting knife sticking straight up out of his chest!*

A few boys gasped, one ran back to the campsite. I told the boy next to me to quickly run to the other lean-to and use the phone to call for help. After he had gotten about 75 yards into the pure darkness of the next campsite, the assistant scoutmaster screamed to him, “Wait, he might still be out there…hiding in the lean-to!” That kid sprinted right on back, screaming his head off.

I quickly ushered all the crying kid back to the fire for safety, as the adults “tended” to Dave. Meanwhile I pretended to break down, telling the kids how we were all going to die, and “did you hear that noise? Did that tent flap just move?” A few minutes later Dave comes walking back to the campsite asking why everyone looks so shaken up.

Yes, we were so evil. I still can’t believe none of the parents complained about that one, or any of the others for that matter. Or perhaps this may be a contributing factor to the declining membership and difficulty in recruiting we tended to have…


P.S. Little Rich was not at camp that summer, in fact, though he remained a scout for years, I don’t think he ever went to summer camp again.

* The knife was stabbed through Dave’s t-shirt into a plank of wood strapped around his chest.

hawksgirl
04-11-2006, 03:43 PM
Ok, not nearly on the level of the Boy Scout story.

My roommate and I were living in the dorms our freshman year, and we had a nightly ritual. I t was called "lamptime", and would be initiated by whoever remembered first asking what time it was and answering "Lamptime!".

What this meant was that we turned off the overhead light and turned on our desklamps, to kind of transition to night time and prep to go to bed.

One day shortly after Halloween, the drugstore had those colored light bulbs on sale for practically nothing. I bought a green one.

I bided my time for a few weeks, and one night, after I had announced lamptime, my roommate left to use the restroom. This was my chance; I replaced her lightbulb. When she came back, she didn't think about the fact that her light was now off. She sat down at her computer, and flicked the lamp switch on.

The next thing the whole building heard was a scream and a loud THUMP!

The colored had surprised her so much, that she actually yelped and fell onto the florr, chair and all. :D It was so much better than I ever expected, especially when everyone was coming by to ask what was wrong.

TellMeI'mNotCrazy
04-11-2006, 03:56 PM
People love to scare me. Apparently I have cartoon-like reactions to being scared, and it just gives everyone a great laugh at my expense.

My mother's favorite incident: my mother used to walk by my door in the morning and either knock or yell (not very loudly) my name to make sure I was awake. One morning, just as she was walking by, I opened my door, and she yelled my name. I was so startled that I shrieked, jumped about a foot off the ground and slammed the door shut. When I opened the door she was sitting on the floor, crying with laughter. What she really wanted to know, for some reason, was why I had slammed the door shut. Apparently that was the funniest part to her.

My husband's favorite incident was when I was in the bathroom. He decided to crouch down outside the door, waiting for me to come out. When I opened the door, he yelled something like "Boo". He claims that my feet were running while I was in the air. I hit him for that one.

My brother has scared me more times than I can remember, and always got a big kick out of it. He'd call me down to his part of the house claiming to need help with his computer. When I'd walk into his apartment, he'd jump out from behind a door or closet or whatever and scare the living crap out of me. It got to the point that I'd steel myself for the surprise; eventually it wasn't so bad, but he did usually succeed in at least startling me.

Oh, and one of my favorite incidents of being "scared". I sometimes get terrible cases of the hiccups. My ex-husband decided to help out, so when I got up to get a glass of water, he hid in the darkened hallway and waited until I came out of the kitchen. The moment I set foot in the hall, he leapt out and bellowed BOO. I ended up wearing most of the water, but my hiccups were cured. Anyway, some time later, I had another bout. My daughter, wanting to be helpful, decided what worked for her dad would work for her. I was sitting in front of the computer when she (noisily) snuck up behind me, and said in her cute, tiny voice, "Boo?" I laughed so hard that the hiccups disappeared.

So, I'm almost always the victim and hardly ever intentionally the perpetrator. Guess I should just be glad that I provide some entertainment value ;)

vetbridge
04-11-2006, 04:16 PM
A while back I worked at a veterinary practice where one of the receptionists (Sue) had a serious snake phobia. I saw maybe one or two snakes a week, and she would switch places with a technician so she did not have to interact with the snake/owner at all.

The owner of a dead >6 foot long reticulated python brought the remains of his dead snake in for a post mortem. It was Sue's day off, but she stopped in to pick up her pay. She turned down the hallway just as two of us were carrying this huge dead snake in her direction. She collapsed. We hurried away with the snake. We almost called an ambulance, but she got herself together. She switched out of her wet jeans and wore scrub bottoms home.

Scarlett67
04-11-2006, 04:21 PM
I shared a dorm room for a time with a friend whom we always used to tease about her red hair. Her morning routine was to head down to the bathroom, shower etc., then return to the room and turn on her stereo and listen to the radio while she got dressed. I usually waited until she came back to get up.

One morning after she had left for the bathroom, I popped a cassette into her stereo, cued it up, set it to Play, turned the power off, cranked up the volume knob, and got back into bed. When she came back and hit the power button, expecting to hear WAPL at a moderate sound level, she got blasted instead with

WONDER WOMAN, WITH YOUR SKIN SO FAIR
WONDER WOMAN, WITH YOUR LOOONG RED HAIR

(Billy Joel, in his heavy-metal duo Attila, circa 1967, total screaming, scratchy overamplified guitars, truly awful)

She just about jumped out of her panties. I just about pissed mine laughing.

vetbridge
04-11-2006, 04:37 PM
A while back I worked at a veterinary practice where one of the receptionists (Sue) had a serious snake phobia. I saw maybe one or two snakes a week, and she would switch places with a technician so she did not have to interact with the snake/owner at all.

The owner of a dead >6 foot long reticulated python brought the remains of his dead snake in for a post mortem. It was Sue's day off, but she stopped in to pick up her pay. She turned down the hallway just as two of us were carrying this huge dead snake in her direction. She collapsed. We hurried away with the snake. We almost called an ambulance, but she got herself together. She switched out of her wet jeans and wore scrub bottoms home.

gooftroopag
04-11-2006, 05:03 PM
My older sister was always the best person to scare in my family. My younger brother and I were constantly jumping out of places just to hear her scream.

One of the worst times was not caused by either of us, but our dad. My sister was on trash duty and would take the trash out to the curb the evening before the trashmen came. My dad would pretend to go take a shower, turn the water on and then sneak out the back door when my sis wasn't looking. He'd sneak around the house and hide either behind the trash cans or behind the tree and as my sis went to set down the garbage he'd leap out and she'd running screaming all the way back into the house.

The time I got her the best was once when we were getting ready for bed. She was in brushing her teeth and I hollared that I was going to get a drink and would be right back. Instead, I went and crawled under her bed to lie in wait. Not expecting a thing, she goes and sits down in bed and I reach out and grab both her feet. She starts screaming and is kicking to get away from me and I hold on for dear life. She eventually manages to get away, she was older, and my parents come in to see what the screaming is about to find me curled up on the floor in hysterics. Ah, good times. :)

NurseCarmen
04-12-2006, 09:29 AM
Many women will hate me for these two.

When my wife and I were dating and just started living together, April fools rolled around and I told her that my family was good at pranks, and April fools was one of my favorite days. Well, she said, you can't get me.

Hey. It's her fault. She challenged me.

While I was at work that day I had one of my co-workers call our answering machine and say "John, I know I'm not supposed to call this number...but we have to talk......I'm pregnant." I figured that since our morning conversation she'd catch it, so I spaced it out. I went to lunch at the time she usually came home. When I came back my co-workers let me know that she had been calling every five minutes for the last hour, and had worked herself up into quite a frenzy. I even toyed with her for about thirty seconds when I called.

The second prank was when she was 2 weeks away from giving birth to our first. The Sixth Sense (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167404/) had just come out on rental. We saw it in the theater, but she liked it so much that we rented it. It really scared the heck out of her, and when she was going to bed that night, she left the bathroom light on, opened the shower curtain, checked twice to see the doors were locked, etc. etc. She even did the "Turn of the light then run and jump into bed" thing. Soon she was snoring away, and I got to work.

As some may know, I have a life-sized Rudy Boschwitz (http://bioguide.congress.gov/bioguide/photo/B/B000647.jpg) (R-MN-retired) doll. (It's a long story) I dressed him up in a dress, put a nice wig on him, and made a sash that said "Miss April Fools 2000". I put him into the bath tub and closed the curtain. Luckily, my sister was lucky enough to stop by in the morning and was able to enjoy the sight of a naked 9 month pregnant woman run screaming from a bathroom and halfway across a living room.

Ellen Cherry
04-12-2006, 09:48 AM
You're evil NurseCarmen. Evil, evil. :D Your story reminds me of my husband, who makes fun of my scardie-girl tippie-toe run. One night he was gone and startled me when he got home. I heard a noise and (not knowing it was him) scampered back down the hall. He likes to kid me that I think this maneuver is an effective monster-deterrant.

And you're a good sport, TellMeI'mNotCrazy!

Cervaise
04-12-2006, 10:03 AM
I put him into the bath tub and closed the curtain.I did the same thing to a roommate my senior year of college. She worked as an airport shuttle driver, which meant she had to get up at 2AM to make it down to the van yard and start transporting travelers by 3:30. I put one of these (http://mcphee.com/items/M5938.html) in her bathtub and pulled the curtain shut. At ten after two, I and my other roommate were awakened by her bloodcurdling scream.

It took almost five years for her to find it funny. :D

Sleel
04-13-2006, 11:47 PM
I'm a bad person to startle. I hit things that jump out at me.

One of my buddies once decided to surprise me while I was coming out of the bathroom. He knew I was into martial arts, so he screamed and jumped back, practically in the same move. He said he never saw me move, but I ended up with my fist about 1/4 of an inch away from his solar plexus. It was just about textbook form too. I don't even remember making a decision to do it, it just happened. If he'd been less prepared for my reaction or a little slower, neither one of us would have had much to laugh about. Well, I might have giggled a bit as I watched him puke in shock and try to breathe.

It's also a bad idea to wake me up by touching me, especially if I'm not in my own bed at home. I startled one of my girlfriends when she tried to wake me up. I'd fallen asleep in the back yard while sunbathing and she didn't think anything about walking up to me and shaking my shoulder to wake me up. The first thing I saw was her yelping and stumbling back. Apparently, I heard her when she was about a step or two away, and I popped up off the ground so fast that she just about peed herself. I was actually up on my feet before I woke up all the way. I apologized for startling her and after that she always made really sure I was awake before she got too close to me. I guess I deserved being woken up by being pelted with balled-up dirty socks after that kind of a scare.

I find the stories I've seen here funny and I don't actually mind being startled myself, but maybe because I have physically violent reactions to being startled, I don't do it to others. I react like I've been attacked (duh, it is a virtual attack) but I don't have much of an emotional reaction once I realize it's not a real threat. Some of you guys are risking your butts sometimes in pulling tricks like that. You might get a Rich or a Sleel one of these times and not have enough buffer space. Guess the risk is worth it most of the time.

duffer
04-13-2006, 11:54 PM
Geez. :rolleyes: Okay, kids, time to stop before someone gets hurt.


Just don't report us to the hall monitor.

Leaper
04-14-2006, 02:45 AM
Anyway, some time later, I had another bout. My daughter, wanting to be helpful, decided what worked for her dad would work for her. I was sitting in front of the computer when she (noisily) snuck up behind me, and said in her cute, tiny voice, "Boo?" I laughed so hard that the hiccups disappeared.


Aw, that is SO cute! Completely out of place for this thread!

mrald
04-14-2006, 07:54 AM
My husband has a mean sense of humor, very mean.
I was wearing a pair of stretchy work out pants that were kind of old, and had gotten worn. There were tinyballs of fabric on the ass and the kness. (I hope ya'll know what I mean) He thought I would be great to flick the my ass with a lighter. Why I have no idea, but he got much more than he bargained for. So, lighter in hand he flamed my ass. All the little balls of fuzz burst into flames. I had no idea what was going on, all I knew was that my ass was very very hot and my husband was in hysterics on the couch. I still haven't forgiven him because I though I was spontaneously combusting (a really big fear of mine). He said it was quite pretty really, with quite a large flame. At least the pants are still fine.

Rocketeer
04-14-2006, 08:39 AM
... because I though I was spontaneously combusting (a really big fear of mine). ..

That's probably not something you really need to worry about; Cecil has spoken on this: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_205b.html

The bottom line seems to be that unless you get drunk or take tranquilizers with a cigarette in your hand, you're pretty safe.

Jennshark
04-14-2006, 08:34 PM
As kids my brothers and I were Monopoly fanatics and had mega-marathons on Saturday nights. Late one night we were playing the game in my bedroom with the door shut and my mother donned a vampire cape left over from Halloween, snuck down the stairs, threw the bedroom door open, extended her arms Dracula-style and screamed "DO NOT PASS GO!!!!!!!!"

We all jumped out of our skin and screamed our heads off. Ah, good times!

mrald
04-14-2006, 08:39 PM
That's probably not something you really need to worry about; Cecil has spoken on this: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_205b.html

The bottom line seems to be that unless you get drunk or take tranquilizers with a cigarette in your hand, you're pretty safe.


I know, But I can't just get it out of my head!!!

Mrs O'Malley's Cow
04-15-2006, 07:47 PM
Many women will hate me for these two.

When my wife and I were dating and just started living together, April fools rolled around and I told her that my family was good at pranks, and April fools was one of my favorite days. Well, she said, you can't get me.

Hey. It's her fault. She challenged me.

While I was at work that day I had one of my co-workers call our answering machine and say "John, I know I'm not supposed to call this number...but we have to talk......I'm pregnant." I figured that since our morning conversation she'd catch it, so I spaced it out. I went to lunch at the time she usually came home. When I came back my co-workers let me know that she had been calling every five minutes for the last hour, and had worked herself up into quite a frenzy. I even toyed with her for about thirty seconds when I called.

The second prank was when she was 2 weeks away from giving birth to our first. The Sixth Sense (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167404/) had just come out on rental. We saw it in the theater, but she liked it so much that we rented it. It really scared the heck out of her, and when she was going to bed that night, she left the bathroom light on, opened the shower curtain, checked twice to see the doors were locked, etc. etc. She even did the "Turn of the light then run and jump into bed" thing. Soon she was snoring away, and I got to work.

As some may know, I have a life-sized Rudy Boschwitz (http://bioguide.congress.gov/bioguide/photo/B/B000647.jpg) (R-MN-retired) doll. (It's a long story) I dressed him up in a dress, put a nice wig on him, and made a sash that said "Miss April Fools 2000". I put him into the bath tub and closed the curtain. Luckily, my sister was lucky enough to stop by in the morning and was able to enjoy the sight of a naked 9 month pregnant woman run screaming from a bathroom and halfway across a living room.

Wow! You have lived to tell these stories. I am very impressed.

ReuvenB
04-16-2006, 03:11 PM
At my summer camp about three years ago, I was cabinmates with a good friend named Jim. Jim is enormous, about a foot taller than me, and as I found out, easily startled. Jim liked to shower at night, because he said that there was always enough hot water to take a decent shower. One night, while Jim was in the shower building thing, I managed to wedge myself into a foot and a half space between the edge of his bed and the wall. I waited for about ten minutes, then heard the door to the cabin open and saw Jim walk in. Jim started to get dressed, and sat down on his bed so he could put on his pants. This is when I sprang, complete with snarling and yelling, out of the crawlspace and onto his bed. Jim screamed (like a little girl!), and collapsed into the fetal position, whimpering. One of our other cabinmates thought that this incident was so funny that he fell off of his bed (a bunk bed) laughing. Jim remained in the fetal position for about twenty minutes. After that, he always checked the crawlspace with a flashlight before he got into bed.
I have other exciting stories about Jim, but they're a bit off topic, so I'll save them for another time.

spingears
04-16-2006, 08:35 PM
Anyone else have a similar story?The head Honcho had a "Queen" secretary. Had one stall in 'ladies' room reserved for her own private use.
Some of the other 'girls' got fed up with her high and mighty ways.
A person or persons unknown stretched a sheet of clinging type plastic over the china ware in the dead of night, lowered the seat into place.
Next morning a larger traffic volume created a constant 'full house' condition till the queen appeared and retired to her private accomodations.
It was widely but quietly reported that there was very nearly an atomic explosion when the commode failed to accept deposits as expected. By the time she emerged, the last one of potential observers was beating a hasty retreat to avoid identification. No one dared to enter till after more than a hour afterward, when she departed and took the rest of the day off.

Unauthorized Cinnamon
04-17-2006, 01:13 PM
At least I know I'll never have to worry about having the presence of mind to scream if I'm ever attacked - I shriek automatically when startled. It took a long time for my husband to learn not to come up from behind me while I was vacuuming, then suddenly speak.

A few months ago, my two year old was in the living room watching TV, while I puttered about cleaning, popping in and out of rooms to put things away. While it is quite bright in our kitchen, our bedroom is gloomy even during the day, but I didn't bother turning on the light, since I was just stepping in to put something on the dresser. Three steps in, light-dazzled pupils registering the room as near blackness, and from inches in front of me, I hear a cheery, "Hi, Mommy!" And I leapt a foot in the air, letting out a piercing scream.

Last week Chloe was pointing at the corner of the garage, saying, "What's that?" I'm rattling off nouns - gas can, rake, hose, etc., and finally look closer to see what she's talking about - when a lizard jumps out at me* and of course, another jump and girly scream. Chloe thought it was hilarious.

Finally, she wanted me to chase her, but I was looking in vain for diaper cream in her closet. She yelled, "You can't get me!" and I said distractedly, "Okay, I can't get you," and kept looking. I barely registered the sound of footsteps when a hearty bite on my ass sent me skyward, screaming. You know, it's really hard to explain why biting is bad when you're laughing hysterically.

*well, it moved vaguely in my direction

tdn
04-17-2006, 02:50 PM
About 20 years ago, when I was a bank teller, the bank announced a Halloween party, complete with a costume contest. Having not participated in the holiday for years, I was excited. I scoured the city one afternoon looking for costume ideas before finding The Halloween Store. Great place!

Later that night I decided to check out my purchase. White makeup cream? I put it all over my face, according to directions. Then the black crayon. I drew in every faint wrinkle on my face, aging myself by a good 100 years. It was really cool. So then I put on the black floor-length robe. Awesome. I hung several things from the belt, including the sword. Looking good. The long grey beard came next. Then the hood. Then the tall black witch hat. This was a great costume!

Since my roommate was an acting student, I decided to get his professional opinion.

He was in his room with his back to the door, which was open. Instead of knocking, I just said "ummm.."

He turned around, slightly startled. I almost let out a little chuckle at how I'd startled him, and expected him to say "Oh, it's you!" He didn't. Instead, he started to back away, and he looked a little scared. He backed right into a piece of furniture and fell backwards over it. That worried me, so I lunged into the room to help him up. Then he looked really scared, and started crawling backwards at a frantic pace, yelling what I think was "Allah save me! Allah save me!"

Chanteuse
04-17-2006, 10:32 PM
Here in Bama, we sometimes get these big ass cockroaches in our house. Well, one time I had my sister staying with us, and as our home was a bit small, she had to sleep on the sofa. DH spotted a roach in our room, so I went to the kitchen to get a flyswatter to kill it with. Sis was sitting on the couch with her back against the arm and her feet stretched out along the cushions. So by way of a mild prank, I fluttered the hair over one of her ears with that floppy flyswatter.

What I thought would happen: She'd gasp, rear back, see me with the flyswatter laughing, and realize it was a joke. Ha, ha, very funny.

What actually DID happen: She shrieked, flapping at her ear frantically, and LEAPED from the couch directly into the middle of my living room, while still flapping at her ear.

I collapsed into the nearest chair, having lost the strength to stand, laughing helplessly. As I gasped for air, Sis snapped, "It's not f*ckin' funny, Carla!" Oh, but I could not STOP laughing, and in a few moments, she, too, was laughing--though certainly not with my enthusiasm! :D