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07-25-1999, 12:47 AM
I just received with my usual junk mail, a booklet from the humane society of the united states full of "little known facts." one of these "facts" is "Alfred Hitchcock has no navel (belly button.)" Ex-CUSE ME?!?! How is that possible? Is it some joke I'm missing?

07-25-1999, 02:36 AM
My little brother has no navel...

Well, he does in the strictest sense of the word, if you mean a scar left by the removal of the umbilical cord.

But on my brother (and possibly on Hitchcock, but this is a total WAG) this scar in no way resembles the standard navel (It's neither an "innie" nor an "outtie." He calls it a "none-ie.") So it is possible to have an umbilical scar that does not resemble the standard navel, perhaps this is what they mean by saying that he had no navel.

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Jason R Remy

"And it could be safely said that at that moment, in the whole of India, no one, absolutely no one, was f^(king a goat."
-- John Irving A Son of the Circus (1994)

07-25-1999, 02:39 AM
Alfred Hitchcock was Adam. Refer to Nostradmas, quatrain 2239 "Ix tech magnomious, Hitchcokious filimious under fatious unous dieious of fatiuos." Sums it up for me.

07-25-1999, 06:59 AM
A WAG, but perhaps Hitchcock's navel was removed at some point as a result of some abdominal surgical operation.