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Revenant Threshold
06-27-2006, 08:11 PM
Now this is very addictive. Create your own church sign! Here (http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d90/shadeedge/churchsign.jpg) are (http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d90/shadeedge/churchsign2.jpg) my (http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d90/shadeedge/churchsign3.jpg) efforts (second one stolen shamelessly from The Simpsons).

Bear in mind, you have to save the picture somewhere else; you can't link to it from the actual site.

Beware of Doug
06-27-2006, 08:23 PM
http://churchsigngenerator.com/ - just in case anyone wants to actually go there.

Here's one of mine (http://static.flickr.com/69/176693958_f69b25c359_o.jpg).

Revenant Threshold
06-27-2006, 08:29 PM
:smack: Trust me to actually forget to link to the site.

garygnu
06-27-2006, 08:38 PM
I apologize in advance (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/bedgyro/churchsign.jpg).

MsRobyn
06-27-2006, 08:57 PM
Here are my contributions (http://msrobyn.livejournal.com/138048.html).

My apologies.

Robin

Spatial Rift 47
06-27-2006, 09:30 PM
I will never, ever get tired of this joke (http://pics.livejournal.com/spatialrift47/pic/0000gqkp).

Mindfield
06-27-2006, 09:39 PM
Cool. When I found that sight a couple years back they only had the one type of sign. They seem to have expanded. :)

A few of mine:

God's sponsor (http://ca.geocities.com/retrogaming.dude@rogers.com/Images/churchsign1.jpg)
Mmmm. Christ. (http://ca.geocities.com/retrogaming.dude@rogers.com/Images/churchsign2.jpg)
Mmmm. God. (http://ca.geocities.com/retrogaming.dude@rogers.com/Images/churchsign3.jpg)
Worship, yo. (http://ca.geocities.com/retrogaming.dude@rogers.com/Images/churchsign4.jpg)

Cowgirl Jules
06-27-2006, 11:09 PM
I'm going to torment my friend with this (http://cowgirljules.diaryland.com/images/churchsign.jpg) one (it's one of our recurrent memes.)

Pixiesnix
06-27-2006, 11:35 PM
My Dad reads the Bible every day.

Sorry, Dad. (http://img237.imageshack.us/my.php?image=churchsign32sw.jpg)

phall0106
06-28-2006, 07:01 AM
Oh, how lovely. Yet ANOTHER reason I'll be going to hell.

Jayn_Newell
06-28-2006, 07:21 AM
I am way too bored. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/Jayn_Newell/churchsign1.jpg)
Even I don't think this one's funny. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/Jayn_Newell/churchsign2.jpg)

Mayo Speaks!
06-28-2006, 07:37 AM
I can't get a link to my pic, but it said:THE RAPTURE:

JUDGMENT DAY
FOR STATE FARM

control-z
06-28-2006, 10:21 AM
Hehe: Hell (http://buck.com/dan/hell.jpg)

Trion
06-28-2006, 10:41 AM
Mine. (http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/paultrion/detail?.dir=debf&.dnm=65e5re2.jpg&.src=ph)

Push You Down
06-28-2006, 05:29 PM
Mine. (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=27245080)

elmwood
06-28-2006, 05:30 PM
Not funny. (http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8949/churchsign7bi.jpg)
Not funny. (http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/7259/churchsign23ew.jpg)
Not funny. (http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/5284/churchsign38kq.jpg) Not funny. (http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/439/churchsign42st.jpg)

picunurse
06-28-2006, 06:51 PM
I couldn't make up one as strange a one in my neighborhood at Christmas time. It said:
"Our gift is wrapped in flesh." :confused: :eek: :dubious:

Rico
06-28-2006, 07:04 PM
Old but still funny (http://www.pcutah.us/churchsign.jpg)

Beware of Doug
06-28-2006, 07:10 PM
Somebody mention Pentecostals (http://static.flickr.com/55/177342492_e04cd0415f_o.jpg)?

swampbear
06-28-2006, 07:16 PM
Ummm... picu... just ewwww!!! That would be hard to top. Of course that won't keep me from trying. :D

Sign! (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/bearswga/Buyonehomily.jpg) Sign! (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/bearswga/wagesofsin.jpg) Everywhere a sign! (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/bearswga/Hymnoftheday.jpg)

MacTech
06-28-2006, 08:14 PM
Meet the new pastor (http://homepage.mac.com/mactechg4/.Pictures/B_Elzebub.pdf)
Meet another new pastor (http://homepage.mac.com/mactechg4/.Pictures/Cthulu.pdf)
carreer councelling (http://homepage.mac.com/mactechg4/.Pictures/Lumberjack.pdf)
Today's Sermon... (http://homepage.mac.com/mactechg4/.Pictures/Goodevil.pdf)
Conversions go high-tech (http://homepage.mac.com/mactechg4/.Pictures/Assimilated.jpg)
Watch out, Bender! (http://homepage.mac.com/mactechg4/.Pictures/666binary.jpg)
Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!!!!! (http://homepage.mac.com/mactechg4/.Pictures/Cagematch.jpg)
Holy Zombie Jesus! (http://homepage.mac.com/mactechg4/.Pictures/Zombiejesus.jpg)

Corporate Hippie
06-28-2006, 09:34 PM
Putting my Digital Media degree to good use. (http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~pjk27/images/churchsign.jpg)

elmwood
06-28-2006, 10:13 PM
Prairie Home Companion style (http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/5285/churchsign12ew.jpg)

Old time religion (http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/136/churchsign28aq.jpg)

I am so going to Purgatory for this (http://img333.imageshack.us/img333/6707/churchsign32xb.jpg)

jessetreid
06-28-2006, 11:16 PM
I sent one to one of my favourite singer/songwriters, and lo and behold...it ended up on the next shirt she sold on a concert tour. Ohh, yeahhh...!!!!! I'm the king of the CSG!!! I need to get a pic up of me wearing the shirt! Maybe tomorrow!

Scissorjack
06-29-2006, 04:37 AM
Mine. (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/middlecase/churchsign.jpg)

Scissorjack
06-29-2006, 04:47 AM
God's favourite catchphrase... (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/middlecase/churchsignillbeback.jpg)

The Chao Goes Mu
06-29-2006, 07:27 AM
Mine:

This is Kent Brockman (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/CHAO1972/churchsign.jpg)

Biblical financial planning (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/CHAO1972/churchsign2.jpg)


Let's get ready to rumble!!! (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/CHAO1972/churchsign3.jpg)

I hear the marching band! (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/CHAO1972/churchsign4.jpg)

SmartAleq
06-29-2006, 03:42 PM
Church of Brian (http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/churchsign6.jpg)

Church of Marvin (http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/churchsign4.jpg)

Church of Elphaba (http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/churchsign3.jpg)

My kind of church! (http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/churchsign5.jpg)

Continuing the theme... (http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/churchsign7.jpg)

This is too much fun, I gotta stop! I didn't post the really awful ones... you may thank me at your leisure... ;)

Scissorjack
06-29-2006, 04:01 PM
Richard Dawkins (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/middlecase/churchsignricharddawkins.jpg)

Yeticus Rex
06-29-2006, 04:45 PM
My first attempt. (http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j264/yeticusrex/churchsign.jpg)

Scissorjack
06-29-2006, 04:49 PM
Hey, it was poker night with Vishnu and the guys, OK? (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/middlecase/churchsigngoodsitters.jpg)

Child neglect shock! (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/middlecase/churchsigndeadbeat.jpg)

Yeticus Rex
06-29-2006, 05:05 PM
And my 2nd.... (http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j264/yeticusrex/churchsign1.jpg)

Yeticus Rex
06-29-2006, 05:17 PM
Ok, Ok......my last one for the day. (http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j264/yeticusrex/churchsign2.jpg)

Kevbo
06-29-2006, 05:25 PM
My efforts (http://kevbo.smugmug.com/gallery/settings.mg?AlbumID=1614726)

Kevbo
06-29-2006, 05:29 PM
Doh! (http://kevbo.smugmug.com/gallery/1614726)

MacTech
06-29-2006, 07:33 PM
God has something to say to Humanity (http://homepage.mac.com/mactechg4/.Pictures/Finalmessage.jpg)

Alistair McCello
06-29-2006, 08:15 PM
A classic (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/quelkron/Misc/churchsign.jpg)

Mouse_Maven
06-30-2006, 11:43 AM
Flames and Sulfur, here I come! (http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/mouse_maven/?action=view&current=churchsign.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1)

The Chao Goes Mu
06-30-2006, 11:51 AM
Welcome to Hell.

Straight Dope, party of one million! Your table is ready!

phall0106
06-30-2006, 12:09 PM
Welcome to Hell.

Straight Dope, party of one million! Your table is ready!

It is in non-smoking, correct?

The Chao Goes Mu
06-30-2006, 12:18 PM
It is in non-smoking, correct?


Only if you want to smoke. It is Hell after all.

js_africanus
06-30-2006, 01:00 PM
"First" assembly sounds a bit arrogant, doesn't it? Here's my attempt (pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/js_africanus/detail?.dir=mail&.dnm=83f1re2.jpg&.src=ph)

Scissorjack
06-30-2006, 04:31 PM
This is in poor tatse... (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/middlecase/churchsignlrudsoe.jpg)

Scissorjack
06-30-2006, 05:08 PM
There's probably something more productive I ought to be doing with my time, but for the life of me I can't think what.

More Richard Dawkins. (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/middlecase/churchsignmoredawkins.jpg)

Children's Crusade. (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/middlecase/churchsignchildrenscrusade.jpg)

Singleton
07-01-2006, 09:44 AM
'Sticky-back plastic' wouldnt fit (http://s72.photobucket.com/albums/i185/crapola999/?action=view&current=churchsign.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1)

FairyChatMom
07-01-2006, 10:24 AM
Singleton, you win today's "Make FCM Laugh Out Loud" Award - I think I scared the dog... :D

FairyChatMom
07-01-2006, 10:31 AM
OK, here's my feeble attempt. (http://s72.photobucket.com/albums/i178/fairychatmom/?action=view&current=churchsign.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1) Is it too subtle?

Kythereia
07-01-2006, 10:36 AM
Oldie but a goodie. (http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/6232016/1367627)

Least Original User Name Ever
07-01-2006, 12:13 PM
Church of Brian (http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/churchsign6.jpg)

Church of Marvin (http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/churchsign4.jpg)

Church of Elphaba (http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/churchsign3.jpg)

My kind of church! (http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/churchsign5.jpg)

Continuing the theme... (http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/churchsign7.jpg)

This is too much fun, I gotta stop! I didn't post the really awful ones... you may thank me at your leisure... ;)


You've been pushed up the queue of females for me to mate with.

I am your prize.

sleestak
07-01-2006, 01:14 PM
I can't believe I am the first one to do this (http://members.aol.com/sleethestak/pictures/Churchsign.jpg).

Slee

control-z
07-01-2006, 03:14 PM
I can't believe I am the first one to do this (http://members.aol.com/sleethestak/pictures/Churchsign.jpg).

Slee

Actually I did one like that, but I just saved it to my computer!

Beware of Doug
07-01-2006, 03:53 PM
I. Ron Butterfly? Any kin to L. Ron Hubbard?

Scissorjack
07-01-2006, 05:31 PM
Let's call the whole thing off... (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/middlecase/churchsignstigmater.jpg)