View Full Version : Wanna hire a hitman?
07-21-2006, 01:35 PM
Go here! (http://hitman.us/main.html)
And congratulations to the site for using the .us domain.
07-21-2006, 01:52 PM
It got blocked due to violence and or profanity. Now my manager will notified. ( Thats who the hitman was for ) Guess I'll have to do it myself . Oh well, If you want something done right.............. :D
07-21-2006, 02:09 PM
Wow, they certainly keep that site fully in character. Not once do they let on that it's a joke.
Errr, it is a joke, right? I mean, those messages that I sent them telling them that they're a bunch of worthless pansies who couldn't kill a roach in a Raid factory will be taken with the humor that it was meant, won't it?
07-21-2006, 03:45 PM
Assassinations and Contract Killings HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.
I love it!
That is really well done.
I like that if you refuse to pay, they carry out a second hit, free of charge.
07-21-2006, 10:37 PM
My favorite part was the disclaimer, "HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals."
07-22-2006, 02:11 AM
I'm at a bit of a loose end right now so I've sent in my application to join the team.
I find it ironic that I've had to enhance my criminal record on this form. Normally I have to suppress it. I hope these lies don't come back and bite me in the arse. I guess if they do I'll probably be the subject of one of those free hits they keep banging on about.
The terms of employment are a little vague. Did anyone notice that there is no mention of salary, working hours, career progression, pension scheme, company car, expense account, holiday entitlement, share options, a creche for your kids while you are working, and so on? I would also have thought that as an employee one would be entitled to a free hit now and again but there is no mention of any of this.
Anyway, I've got to go now and torture a few people. Reviewing my experience against their requirements, this is the area I've got to work on the hardest.
07-22-2006, 02:32 AM
Great. Now the FBI and NSA will be tracking us for years because we visited the HITMAN site! Have you noticed the remarkably non-existent sense of humor among federal security agencies?
Thank you, President Bush, for making the world a safer place one smart bimb at a time.
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