Wanna hire a hitman?

[Quartz]

Go here! (http://hitman.us/main.html)




:D

And congratulations to the site for using the .us domain.

[Omegaman]

It got blocked due to violence and or profanity. Now my manager will notified. ( Thats who the hitman was for ) Guess I'll have to do it myself . Oh well, If you want something done right.............. :D

[Hal Briston]

Wow, they certainly keep that site fully in character. Not once do they let on that it's a joke.

Errr, it is a joke, right? I mean, those messages that I sent them telling them that they're a bunch of worthless pansies who couldn't kill a roach in a Raid factory will be taken with the humor that it was meant, won't it?

Won't it?

[FilmGeek]

Assassinations and Contract Killings HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.

I love it!

That is really well done.

I like that if you refuse to pay, they carry out a second hit, free of charge.

[Cherry2000]

My favorite part was the disclaimer, "HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals."

[Chez Guevara]

I'm at a bit of a loose end right now so I've sent in my application to join the team.

I find it ironic that I've had to enhance my criminal record on this form. Normally I have to suppress it. I hope these lies don't come back and bite me in the arse. I guess if they do I'll probably be the subject of one of those free hits they keep banging on about.

The terms of employment are a little vague. Did anyone notice that there is no mention of salary, working hours, career progression, pension scheme, company car, expense account, holiday entitlement, share options, a creche for your kids while you are working, and so on? I would also have thought that as an employee one would be entitled to a free hit now and again but there is no mention of any of this.

Anyway, I've got to go now and torture a few people. Reviewing my experience against their requirements, this is the area I've got to work on the hardest.

[Boyo Jim]

Great. Now the FBI and NSA will be tracking us for years because we visited the HITMAN site! Have you noticed the remarkably non-existent sense of humor among federal security agencies?

Thank you, President Bush, for making the world a safer place one smart bimb at a time.