This is the Best Thread Ever!!

[The Great Sun Jester]

WOW! It's all cats and weather and Bush-bashing (hey baby, wanna do some Bush-bashing?). There's 1920's style death rays in here, swashing, buckling, a few people over there swashbuckling (perverts), in this corner we have world-conquering wannabes looking for cohorts and sidekicks; and over there we have a few people pointing vaguely and muttering different variations of "What the hell is that!" for days on end.

Yep. Pretty cool thread. I rock.

[Winston Smith]

Hey, I though there would be Pie here.

[Bobotheoptimist]

There are ninjas, you just can't see them.

Where's Chuck Norris?

[Spatial Rift 47]

Hey, I though there would be Pie here.

Sorry. I left to go get it. Now I've come back, and brought pie.

[Mundo]

I dunno, it kinda seems to be lacking grape colored text, and short field trips to deep parts of the ocean and Rio. I also think you’ve committed a mortal sin by mentioning cats in the OP without providing any pictures. I give it an 9 out of 10, but it's improving, especially since there is now pie.

[The Great Sun Jester]

Chuck Norris? Why that pansy -ass littl *ROUNDHOUSE THWAP*

[MostlyClueless]

Reference to Hal Briston and sheep
1920's style death ray
Hi opal!

[don't ask]

Link?

[Ludy]

Cite?

[Lionne]

I think we need a blimp and some groundhogs in here too.

[Pixisis]

cat picture here (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/Pixisis/Lord%20Pixel%20Purrbody/inthebag.jpg)

[gigi]

I think we need a blimp and some groundhogs in here too.
And a cow in a swimming pool.

[Malacandra]

Bases? I should be seeing bases here. Don't we own bases any more?

[Zeldar]

Sounds to me like it's time for a major hijack!

[Winston Smith]

Sex!

[Spatial Rift 47]

Bases? I should be seeing bases here. Don't we own bases any more?

No, all our bases are belong to our new kitty/robot/kindergarten teacher overlords which I, for one, welcome.

[Tupug Anachi]

Hmmmph! Not a single reference to goats or squid. Meh. :p ;) :dubious: :rolleyes: :cool: :eek: :mad: :(

[Bobotheoptimist]

cat picture here (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/Pixisis/Lord%20Pixel%20Purrbody/inthebag.jpg)
Sorry for the hijack, but totally irrelevent information here (http://www2.itrc.hp.com/service/home/hpMaint.do) and stingray genitalia here (http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/donegalbob/detail?.dir=7cbascd&.dnm=adc9scd.jpg&.src=ph)

[vetbridge]

Sex!
Can I quote you on that?

[Pixisis]

:p ;) :dubious: :rolleyes: :cool: :eek: :mad: :(


:D

[Small Clanger]

shoehorn butterhorse


Man.

[Trion]

If I hang out here, will it make me popular?

[Winston Smith]

Can I quote you on that?

Sig line!

[QuickSilver]

Has penis ensued yet?

It's not the best thread ever until penis ensues.

[Clothahump]

OG hasn't put in an appearance yet. We can't start the party until he/she/it does.

[Zeldar]

Who Posted?

Total Posts: 24

User Name Posts

Winston Smith 3
Bobotheoptimist 2
Spatial Rift 47 2
Pixisis 2
Inigo Montoya 2
Trion 1
Small Clanger 1
Malacandra 1
Tupug Anachi 1
Ludy 1
gigi 1
Mundo 1
vetbridge 1
Zeldar 1
MostlyClueless 1
LunaV 1
don't ask 1
QuickSilver 1

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As time goes on it will be necessary for this chart to be updated just to demonstrate how this is indeed the Best Thread Ever. Only when there are over 100 people contributing over 300 responses, with thousands of views, will it really become the Contender.

[Spatial Rift 47]

:: burns a dog ::

[appleciders]

I dunno, it kinda seems to be lacking grape colored text, and short field trips to deep parts of the ocean and Rio. I also think you’ve committed a mortal sin by mentioning cats in the OP without providing any pictures. I give it an 9 out of 10, but it's improving, especially since there is now pie.
Well, we could add short field trips to the deepest part of the ocean, but they'd only last about 20 minutes. And you'd have to go back to 1960 to take 'em.

[MostlyClueless]

<masturbating like a motherfuck>

[Lionne]

When turning the power off to a broken light fixture, don't forget to use the left-handed monkey wrench to screw the potato onto the broomstick.

[Ludovic]

What if this thread were started by Frodo?

[Winston Smith]

Has penis ensued yet?

It's not the best thread ever until penis ensues.

Penis ensues?!? : Snort. :

That's so five minutes ago.

Those in the know now say Meat Cannon ensues.

[control-z]

I hereby compare this thread to Hitler!

[Dottygumdrop]

DHIBJD (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=266235&highlight=jelly+dong) :eek: :eek:

[The Great Sun Jester]

Ah! Just found a treadmill with an airplane on it! Oh, and here's my old long-lost foreskin!

[Mindfield]

I found a merkin. Did someone drop a merkin? And while I am here, might I say of "Lost Merkin:" Band Name!

[Greebo Ogg]

Penis ensues?!? : Snort. :

That's so five minutes ago.

Those in the know now say Meat Cannon ensues.

Just let me drag this in here, kicking and screaming....

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=381532 (...and Hyena pseudo-penis ensues!!)

[Pixisis]

I found my marbles !

[Greebo Ogg]

Penis ensues?!? : Snort. :

That's so five minutes ago.

Those in the know now say Meat Cannon ensues.

Just let me drag this in here (again), kicking and screaming....

...and Hyena pseudo-penis ensues!!! (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=381532)


Wow... dubble-post. useless link in the first one...

It's so great, on soooo many levels...

[Greebo Ogg]

I found my marbles !

I lost mine! Trade ya for an obscure Google-add reference.

[Zeldar]

Could we get a list of SDMB cliches? That would be so cool.

WTF does WTF mean?

We're planning to go see a new group tonight. Guess what their name is...

[garygnu]

<insert speed-of-light joke here>

[gigi]

I lost mine! Trade ya for an obscure Google-add reference.
Mine says "Vertical Probe Cards" :eek:

What about boobies? I haven't seen any boobies (http://manofrubber.com/images/booby.jpg).

[Greebo Ogg]

Mine says "Vertical Probe Cards" :eek:

What about boobies? I haven't seen any boobies (http://manofrubber.com/images/booby.jpg).

How about a blond chick with a nice pussy? (http://home.hccnet.nl/m.vd.mortel/Webhippie-plaatjes/blond%20chick%20with%20nice%20pussy.JPG)

[Annie-Xmas]

Who Posted?

Total Posts: 24

User Name Posts

Winston Smith 3
Bobotheoptimist 2
Spatial Rift 47 2
Pixisis 2
Inigo Montoya 2
Trion 1
Small Clanger 1
Malacandra 1
Tupug Anachi 1
Ludy 1
gigi 1
Mundo 1
vetbridge 1
Zeldar 1
MostlyClueless 1
LunaV 1
don't ask 1
QuickSilver 1

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As time goes on it will be necessary for this chart to be updated just to demonstrate how this is indeed the Best Thread Ever. Only when there are over 100 people contributing over 300 responses, with thousands of views, will it really become the Contender.

No Cecil Adams? The Best Thread Ever would have a post by Unca Cecil.

[Kolak of Twilo]

Chick tract?

Did someone say something about a Chick tract?!?

[Zeldar]

No Cecil Adams? The Best Thread Ever would have a post by Unca Cecil.

And it would refute the premise of the thread with some sarcastic comments about how anybody who could ask such a question ought to be fed to a hyena.

(Next time somebody posts a count update, just fake in a Cecil Adams line. Easy enough to do. In fact, get the post count from some huge ass thread that already has hundreds of contributors. Nobody will actually check the contents. It's like the credits for a Pauly Shore or Adam Sandler movie.)

[Troy McClure SF]

Manny people ask me and now i wonder whatis a 1920's style Death Ray?

[Troy McClure SF]

Manny people ask me and now I wonder whatis a 1920's style Death Ray?

[Crowbar of Irony +3]

Yes, this is the best thread ever! Anyone wants beer from the Cooler of Death?

[Elendil's Heir]

<Insert random "The Simpsons," "Star Wars," "Buffy," "Firefly," "Star Trek" or "Lord of the Rings" fanwank reference here>

[Happy Scrappy Hero Pup]

It will be the best thread ever if Happy Scrappy Hero Ex-Girlfriend joins the Dope and posts here.

And if the next post is by her mother, asking how to delete it.

:dubious:

[Precambrianmollusc]

wouldn't the thread have to be infinitly rigid and just pretend to ignore a few inconvenient laws of physics to be the best thread ever?

[Lord Ashtar]

There hasn't been an appearance by Gaudere's Law yet, has ther?

[Winston Smith]

<Insert random "The Simpsons," "Star Wars," "Buffy," "Firefly," "Star Trek" or "Lord of the Rings" fanwank reference here>

W00t!

[Pixisis]

There hasn't been an appearance by Gaudere's Law yet, has ther?


there has now ... :D

[garygnu]

What would happen if this whole thread jumped up at once on an airplane?

[Winston Smith]

I know this sounds like an urban legend, but my wife's uncle knows this guy who <insert urban legend>.

[garygnu]

Yeah, I heard that, too. Somewhere.

[Hal Briston]

I dunno...for it to be the Best Thread Ever, it should have some potential for creating an in-joke.

[Hal Briston]

I dunno....for it to be the Best Thread Ever, it should have some potential for creating an in-joke.

[Hal Briston]

I dunno...for it to be the Best Thread Ever, it should have some potential for creating an in-joke..

[Tikki]

What about boobies? I haven't seen any boobies (http://manofrubber.com/images/booby.jpg).


I'll see your booby and raise you a cock. (http://www.rufrecords.de/upload/cover/1098_jolly-jumper-and-big-moe_rooster-soup.jpg)



This is now officially the best thread ever because it includes sexual innuendo.

And teeny, tiny text too.

[The Great Sun Jester]

There hasn't been an appearance by Gaudere's Law yet, has ther?
HA! I am the first to spot you're spelling error!

Say...anyone here ever committed suicide using homemade absynth? Please provide details.

[Pixisis]

[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]HA! I am the first to spot you're spelling error!

QUOTE]
Perhaps i was a tad too subtle ?

here (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7621667&postcount=56)

[Pixisis]

:smack:

[GargoyleWB]

Og smash! Hassan chop! You will kneel before Zod! Gotcha Ya!

[Sarahfeena]

This thread would be ok if it had a reference to a red swingline stapler.

[Kythereia]

Are we in the Marianas Trench yet?

[The Great Sun Jester]

[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]HA! I am the first to spot you're spelling error!

QUOTE]
Perhaps i was a tad too subtle ?

here (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7621667&postcount=56)
Wa-hoosh![B]

[SnakesCatLady]

I'm finally here and I brought the margaritas.

Everyone knows the party doesn't get started until SCL arrives with the margaritas.

[Winston Smith]

Post count party! Wooooo-hoooooo!

[Pixisis]

[QUOTE=Pixisis]
Wa-hoosh![B]


OK. from now on, i'll read this standing up ! ;)

[Annie-Xmas]

I dunno...for it to be the Best Thread Ever, it should have some potential for creating an in-joke..

And some sheep.

[gigi]

<masturbating like a motherfuck>
Every time you do that, puppygod cries.

[gigi]

Get these mutherfuckin snakes out of this thread!!!!!


ssssssssss

[QuickSilver]

Now look. This is all really quite silly.

Listen, strange posters making unsupported claims is no basis for a system of determining 'the best thread ever'. Supreme executive power to select 'the best thread ever' derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical declarative statement.

[Cluricaun]

And now for the lockdown in 4.....3.....2.....1

[gigi]

QuickSilver is a partypooper poopyhead.

How about them farcical declarative statement?


;)

[garygnu]

I like the sound of "farcical declarative statement."
Perhaps that can be the in-joke.
(on a treadmill)

[gigi]

I like the sound of "farcical declarative statement."
Perhaps that can be the in-joke.
(on a treadmill)
I don't think it'll take off.

[anyrose]

Are we in the Marianas Trench yet?
(I can't believe you all missed this)

We were. Once. In the mid 1960s. For twenty minutes.


And, excuse me, but NOW this is the best thread ever, because I finally found it and posted in it.

[Pixisis]

Now look. This is all really quite silly.

Listen, strange posters making unsupported claims is no basis for a system of determining 'the best thread ever'. Supreme executive power to select 'the best thread ever' derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical declarative statement.


Help ! Help ! I'm being repressed !


you saw it didn't you ? you saw 'im repressin' me !


.

[garygnu]

I didn't know the SDMB was an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

[Ins&Outs&What-have-yous]

Originally posted by garygnu
I didn't know the SDMB was an anarcho-syndicalist commune.this post has been Graped

[934spe]

I am soooo glad someone finally mentioned boobies.. You can't have a great thread without some boobs...

[Cluricaun]

I didn't know the SDMB was an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

We're not. We're an anarcho-syndicated commune. We appear in many different newspapers around the world. ;)

[Encinitas]

This thread can be greatly improved by the simple addition of some badgers.

Oh, and some mushrooms.

We've already got the snake. Oh, a snake!

[garygnu]

We're not. We're an anarcho-syndicated commune. We appear in many different newspapers around the world. ;)
Oh, I see. ;)

And...

Badgers?! We don't need no stinking badgers!

[Winston Smith]

This thread can be greatly improved by the simple addition of some badgers.

Oh, and some mushrooms.

We've already got the snake. Oh, a snake!

Mmmm. Everthing is better with shrooms. Good thinkin' and pass some over this way, man.

Wow. Snakes. Freaky.

Dude...

[sneezy5660]

shoehorn butterhorse


Man.


Hey! Who forgot to invite Mackdonna ? :D

[Cluricaun]

Sigh....we'll never be complete without a post from Sampiro though.

[racer72]

bump....

[Unintentionally Blank]

(I'm padding my postcount)

[Lionne]

This post is just a test...please ignore.

[SnakesCatLady]

Where is [I] Sampiro? Who drank all the margaritas? Why are all the cats sitting in a circle staring at...ooooooooh..........shiny................

[What Exit?]

Shouldn't the best thread ever have a flame-war between Trekkies and Star Wars geeks. Or Trekkies and Trekkers or Buffy fans and Babylon 5 fans or maybe the great epic "Geek Wars" written to the size of the Iliad and the Odyssey together with a stray blimp thrown in.

Another (http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/jrfranchi/Beauty.jpg) cat (http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/jrfranchi/VelcroDiscoversFire.jpg) picture wouldn't hurt.
I found the Tuber refered to earlier. (http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/jrfranchi/pseudotritonruberrubertuber.jpg)

By the way Winston, you never left any additional orders Boss. Went off to England and gave up on taking over the world?

Jim {what was this thread about again?}

[Malacandra]

I like the sound of "farcical declarative statement."
Perhaps that can be the in-joke.
(on a treadmill)

Or a band name!

[gabriela]

I'm waiting for iampunha to run through naked.

Y'all rejoice in this thread and its supreme excellence as much as you want. I'll be over here, sulking in a corner. WHERE'S THE DEAD BODIES DAMMIT PEOPLE!

How you think you can have a "best thread ever" without dead bodies just baffles me.

[Monkey Chews]

::Pulls up a lawn chair to watch the Best Thread Ever::

You know, the Nazis thought their threads were the Best Thread Ever too.

[Unintentionally Blank]

Shouldn't the best thread ever have a flame-war between Trekkies and Star Wars geeks. Or Trekkies and Trekkers or Buffy fans and Babylon 5 fans or maybe the great epic "Geek Wars" written to the size of the Iliad and the Odyssey together with a stray blimp thrown in.

Q:Who would win? Start Wars, Start Trek, or the Incredible Hulk?

A:Unca Cece.

[The Great Sun Jester]

And when the dust finally cleared, the mutilated bodies of millions of Jihadists strewn accross the countryside like reaped wheat, The Jordan tinged with a deep pink from the blood of the martyrs, Ehud Olmert approached the podium to address the U.N. and said, "...The Aristocrats!"


"Braaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssssss"
-- Jesus

[Only Mostly Dead]

::Pulls up a lawn chair to watch the Best Thread Ever::

You know, the Nazis thought their threads were the Best Thread Ever too.
Way to Godwinize the Best Thread Ever, you :wally !!1!eleventyone

[Monkey Chews]

Gotcha Ya!

[anyrose]

Gotcha Ya!
Gotchaya back! No backsies! Olley Olley Oxen Free!!

[garygnu]

Whoosh. :dubious:

[Annie-Xmas]

42

[Greebo Ogg]

42

47

[Unintentionally Blank]

Han Shot Frist.

[garygnu]

Han Shot Frist.
Damn right he did.

[purpler]

It might be a little too GD for MPSIMS, but i haven't seen a Bush-bashing post yet.



























Bush sucks

[Available Jones]

What? Nobody pan-fried any semen yet?


























Bush sucks[/QUOTE]

[Annie-Xmas]

What? Nobody pan-fried any Bush yet?


























semen sucks

[42fish]

Q:Who would win? Start Wars, Start Trek, or the Incredible Hulk?



Batman, if he's prepared

[garygnu]

Batman, if he's prepared
Prepared with garlic and pepper, that is.

[Hal Briston]

4237?!

[What Exit?]

This thread needs some hidden messages.






Where should I hide one.
Here?

No...........................Balrogs had wings, to say otherwise show you are living in denial.............................................


Here

No somewhere else.

Jim



A little sports talk would be good too. Yankees And Giants Rule!!!!...THIS WAS NOT THE SECRET MESSAGE, KEEP LOOKING PLEASE


Not here either

[anyrose]

how about here?

[Hal Briston]

All lies...there are no secret messages. fnord.

[Anastasaeon]

Has penis ensued yet?

It's not the best thread ever until penis ensues.

I have arrived. Penis may ensue at any time.

[SkipMagic]

If this isn't a post-padding thread, well... I'm not sure what is.

'Tis closed. (I know, I know: I'm no fun.)