Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
08-17-2006, 01:28 PM
There is a Green Lantern Movie in the works.
It promises to be worse than you can possibly imagine, worse than Batman Forever.
Great Krypton!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=122
No Hal Jordan!
No Stewart or Gardner!
No Kyle Rayner!
No Alan Scott (which would be very cool, if set in WW2).
No. Not even G'nort.
None of them!
Instead we are introduced Jud Plato, a bumbling idiot.
This script is dated 6/20/06 and written by Robert Smigel, yes the same guy who does the voice for Insult the comic dog and tons of writing for SNL’s TV Fun House. Jon Shestack Productions (Firewall) is developing the project.
Let’s remember that a person can be chosen to be a Green Lantern if they are brave and without fear. So how does Jud Plato receive his power?
He competed in a “Fear Factor-like” event that is airing on TV that very night. The ring’s green power locates Jud at a local bar that has the show on. The Green Light from the ring witnesses Jud eating a coyote during the competition, you read right, a coyote. He is eating the entire animal.
The ring’s green light had traveled around the world looking for the right person, after a selection that included a soldier, a legless mountain climber and so on, the best he finds is Jud Plato because he is eating an animal… raw….great.
In a scene where Jud Plato is taken to Planet Oa and confronted by members of the Green Lantern Corp, we are introduced to other Green Lanterns that include Toma-Re, Salakk, Sinestro, Medphyll, Xax and others. He is taken to the “Book” (yes in this script The Great Book of Oa is only referred to as the “Book”) and is explained the history of the planet Tchk-Tchck and their inhabitants the Tchk-Tchkii.
It’s obvious that Jud is not digging the book nor really comprehending what is being told to him, so his fellow Corp members try to explain it to him in a simpler way…with singing muppet-like characters. I am not kidding, muppet-like characters singing and explaining to him the story of the evil Tchk-Tchkii.
Kilowag is assigned to train Jud. This is when things take a turn for the worse, WTF! Is that even possible? Here is a little more, we will see Kilowag and Jud eating at a local Olive Garden (yes it actually says Olive Garden in the script, well hey, when you’re there, you’re family) and also later in the story we get to see Kilowag half naked and drunk, yeah!
This movie establishes that the world that we live in is comfortable with having Superheroes around, from references to Superman, Spiderman and using lines from the Fantastic Four. It also appears that the average person is quite aware of who our hero is because of existing Green Lantern comic books
This will destroy comics based films for a generation.
:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:
It promises to be worse than you can possibly imagine, worse than Batman Forever.
Great Krypton!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=122
No Hal Jordan!
No Stewart or Gardner!
No Kyle Rayner!
No Alan Scott (which would be very cool, if set in WW2).
No. Not even G'nort.
None of them!
Instead we are introduced Jud Plato, a bumbling idiot.
This script is dated 6/20/06 and written by Robert Smigel, yes the same guy who does the voice for Insult the comic dog and tons of writing for SNL’s TV Fun House. Jon Shestack Productions (Firewall) is developing the project.
Let’s remember that a person can be chosen to be a Green Lantern if they are brave and without fear. So how does Jud Plato receive his power?
He competed in a “Fear Factor-like” event that is airing on TV that very night. The ring’s green power locates Jud at a local bar that has the show on. The Green Light from the ring witnesses Jud eating a coyote during the competition, you read right, a coyote. He is eating the entire animal.
The ring’s green light had traveled around the world looking for the right person, after a selection that included a soldier, a legless mountain climber and so on, the best he finds is Jud Plato because he is eating an animal… raw….great.
In a scene where Jud Plato is taken to Planet Oa and confronted by members of the Green Lantern Corp, we are introduced to other Green Lanterns that include Toma-Re, Salakk, Sinestro, Medphyll, Xax and others. He is taken to the “Book” (yes in this script The Great Book of Oa is only referred to as the “Book”) and is explained the history of the planet Tchk-Tchck and their inhabitants the Tchk-Tchkii.
It’s obvious that Jud is not digging the book nor really comprehending what is being told to him, so his fellow Corp members try to explain it to him in a simpler way…with singing muppet-like characters. I am not kidding, muppet-like characters singing and explaining to him the story of the evil Tchk-Tchkii.
Kilowag is assigned to train Jud. This is when things take a turn for the worse, WTF! Is that even possible? Here is a little more, we will see Kilowag and Jud eating at a local Olive Garden (yes it actually says Olive Garden in the script, well hey, when you’re there, you’re family) and also later in the story we get to see Kilowag half naked and drunk, yeah!
This movie establishes that the world that we live in is comfortable with having Superheroes around, from references to Superman, Spiderman and using lines from the Fantastic Four. It also appears that the average person is quite aware of who our hero is because of existing Green Lantern comic books
This will destroy comics based films for a generation.
:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: