Why Brithael can't type.

[ChiefScott]

You want it. You got it.

[Czarcasm]

Where-ever did these young turks get the idea that bad grammar is "in"? Sure, when you say out loud,"i feel like nobudy iz lisning to meeeeee!", we can get from your inflection and facial expression the meaning of the statement, but these are not available on the internet. People, please try to remember Rule #1 of Communication:If "they" didn't understand you, you ain't communicating!

[DrFidelius]

Just another sign of the decline in American education since those damn Liberals took flogging out of the schools.

[Czarcasm]

Damn straight! We put it in the bedroom where it belongs.

[AuraSeer]

I was educated long after the discontinuation flogging, and I have no problems with spelling or grammar.

This is because I'm not a moron.

[Kat]

duplicate of a post made in the Love Spell thread

Oh yes and this thing about grammar. Is this a discussion forum or a fucking English class? COntent Content so I failed keyboarding. Lest start another thread abot that ok?

Yes, it's a discussion board (Actually, if you bothered reading the descriptions of the forums, you might have noticed this is the BBQ Pit. If you want a discussion, you might try posting in the correct forum, such as General Questions (to discuss facts), Great Debates (to discuss opinions) or Comments on Cecil's Columns (to discuss the columns, which some of your posts seem to be addressed towards.)) but you might have noticed that the discussions are made up of these things called words and sentences. If you use little or no correct punctuation, grammar and spelling, as you have done, no one can understand what you are saying.

how ezy ix ths santecne to unnerstan how bt th won stl think tht correk speelng nd grrmmrr nda punkation rnt mprtnt imgn if evry sngl pst i wrt or evn evry postt on th bord was lke ths how exy wold itbe to reed evn won theard

WHAT YOU say yours isnt as bad as the pargraph abov prhaps this won is a litle closr to you postng but its stil hard too read isnt it just face it, if yu want peeple to unnerstand wat yu r writin yu need to make an effort to make yor writin readable wich means use corect spelling corect grammer corect punctution CORRECT CAPItlztion no mater how much yu think it doesnt mater, it stil does

[Brother Haus]

Flogging!! I looked forward to a 'flogging' everyday. Ohhh how it made me smile :).

Put flogging back in schools--let our children smile!

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[BenDover]

Okay, I think I read all of the posts concerning this, and have drawn an intelligent, logical conclusion based on the information in these threads.


Its hard to type coherently when you have a broomstick up your ass.

[UncleBeer]

Brithael admits to failing keyboarding. My observations lead me to conclude that typing is the least of his/her problems. It's apparent to me this poor dumb bastard has also failed every English class ever taken.

I did very poorly in typing class also, but that doesn't prevent me from expressing myself clearly. Correct usage of punctuation, capitalization and verb tense is not derived from keyboarding skills, rather it stems from a firm grasp of the rules of grammar.

Brithael, you may leave now.

[Brithael]

I M soree...If my wreds aint as pleasin to de eye as what they mean......i never have conversations where i seet and luke at some assholes words.....So if you dontl ike it...tuffff..... If i wanted that type of treatment Id go take a course or something...
ANy ways...I am too busy fucking some of these anal retentive assholes mothers....Buasy man buasy man!....HAR HAR HAR

[Tengu]

Hmm....am I the only one getting the feeling that Brithael is doing it on purpose. A few of his misspellings are just too far off-kilter.

'seet'? 'luke'??? 'Buasy'?

Sheesh!



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[Czarcasm]

Wow! Stupidity as an art form.
Do you save your drool for display, also?

[Jodi]

I smell a loverock.

[kellibelli]

I too caught a foul whif...

Look,if this is a 'loverock' thing again...please drop it!

Most of us come here to converse intelligently with other adults... there is a reason they dont put young children on the board..because they would be annoying!!!!!


I miss melin,quadell, and I havnt seen much of papabear,tomndebb,minty(phil :))and so many of the regulars...instead,we get heatherlee-a poster for what? a whole day? oh, and her brilliant posse! now we see a loverock-witch-wannabe, and this banshee/he person....

look, I am all for new blood(hell, I was new once too)...OfficeGirl is witty and coherent in her posts, and she starts a good thread....but to the rest of you morons lurking out there...fuck off! Dont join just to rant or spew for a day......It is like walking in to a party, taking a piss and then a beer on your way out...RUDE!!!

Lurk, read, and if you feel like you can converse on a non-moron level...please!Come into the party, put your feet up and have some dip!


*****The opinions above are mine alone,I do not feel I necessarily speak for the others****

[Kat]

kelli: You go, girl!

(Feel honored, I've never used that phrase before and likely never will again. :) )

[Ringo]

If Brithael isn't somebody-else-around-here's alter-ego troll; I'll eat my keyboard.

[Byzantine]

Kat– I echo "you go, girl!" to kellibelli. I like her too!

As for Brithael? How about the phrase, "JUST GO AWAY!"

[tracer]

I'd give Kelli a "You go, girl!" too, except ... uh ... well ... I do think she ought to work a bit on her capitalization and punctuation. ;)

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[kellibelli]

oh yeah? :P

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kisses,
Kelli

[Gr8Kat]

Hmm....am I the only one getting the feeling that Brithael is doing it on purpose. A few of his misspellings are just too far off-kilter.

I thought he did it on purpose that time just to be sarcastic, like, "You think I type bad? I'll show you BAD." I didn't get any loverock whiff from that one, myself.

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[Brithael]

"Just go away"
Who died and made you god?
Its amazing how little nad gra,,ar could piss someone off to a higher level than just being an asshole. :)

"The death of Wonder is the birth of Ignorance"

[ChiefScott]

Die, troll.

Per your sig, Brithael --

Ignorance is bliss, and you're just too damn happy.

[Byzantine]

Hey sugar, NO ONE died and made me God (or Goddess) but I don't see anyone here leaping to your defense. Except you....

Wanna take a poll? How many do you think will weigh in on my side as compared to yours? If you feel the urge to get a massive slam, sugar, just post the topic. I'm up for a popularity contest, are you?

Kisses all around!

[kellibelli]

Yeah! you GO girl!!!

And you go troll, as in go away, go back under your brigde, go play with the 3 billy goats gruff or whatever you did prior to this crapIts amazing how little nad gra,,ar could piss someone off to a higher level than just being an
You moron!

[Byzantine]

See my new post

Brithael V Byzantine

[ChiefScott]

Go, Byz, go!
Bye, Brith, bye!

[Doobieous]

Hmm i was looking at the member profiles of Brithael and Banshee, and i noticed that the day after Banshee signed up, Brithael showed up on the scene. Maybe it's a coincidence, or maybe, just maybe Brithael is Banshees alter ego.

[Brithael]

Dear Mr. Ben Dover:
Its hard to type coherently with MY broomstick up your mothers arse

[ChiefScott]

Dear Mrs. Brithael,

Your son has improved remarkably over that last few days. With the exception of a couple of apostrophes and a period, he would have scored a hundred on his last post.

Your work with him at home is certainly paying off. Thank you for taking an interest in your son's education.

--- Brithael's third grade teacher.

p.s. Now about his biting problem...

[kellibelli]

Banshee had a website. I am quite sure of it.
How do people do that? Y'know, where they change names to be loverock or whatever...wouldnt it screw up the profile?

[Byzantine]

I think I've got it! Brithael can't type because of the voices in his head! You know, the voices that whisper what a flaming loser he is, how no one out here likes him, how incredibly small his penis is... The voices just keep getting louder and meaner, don't they?

[WallyM7]

Way to be, Kelli and Byz!


NO PRISONERS!!!!


Sorry. Lost my head.

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[Roland Orzabal]

WOW. I'm drunker than I thought. Apologies for reviving this. Pre-emptively reported, and the "Last page" button is to be avoided at all costs.

[Marley23]

Let it go. It'll be over soon enough.
Since this thread is more than 10 years old, I think it's well and truly over. Thread locked.