Democrats Suck

[B. Serum]

Yes, we all know that Democrats are to blame for:

The Theft of Income
Declining Morality
Lack of Values


What additional incontrovertible examples can you give for why Democrats are Wrong for USA?

The thing I hate about Dumbocrats is that they kick puppies for fun!

[Bobotheoptimist]

They don't know how to block google-ads! ;)

[Ethilrist]

Well, there's that whole "tax and spend" thing.

[PoorYorick]

From what I've heard, they hate freedom.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

We also love porn and are all potheads that want government to lord over us.

[Gatopescado]

They take money from people who work for it and give it to people who won't.

[The Great Sun Jester]

Well, there's that whole "tax and spend" thing.
Which is worse than 'Not-Tax and splurge'?

Democrats suck because they can't overcome an opponent which makes itself a strawman. The party most certainly is responsible for The Theft of Income Declining Morality and Lack of Values because they have been unable to field a champion that would keep the Republican party from doing all those things.

Just like a fireman is responsible for your house burning down because he just sat there and watched it burn instead of squirting a bit of water on the problem.

[Ghanima]

We want to ban sensible nuclear power in favor of cars fueled on burning american flags.

Ooops, did I say *we*?

[scr4]

We want to kill your fetuses and take away your guns. We also want to make your marriage meaningless by letting anybody do the same, destroy the economy by banning fossil fuels, brainwash you into believing in "science" (which is just another religion), and cede control of our military to the UN.

[Terrifel]

Disturbingly crafty, these Democrats, what with their sinister agenda to subvert the nation by promoting evolution, abortion, and gay marriage, then handing the reins of power over to their Islamic fundamentalist masters at the United Nations. "Democrat" is actually Greek for "one who advocates government by demons." This fact is neatly illustrated by the party's mascot: the donkey is widely known to be the Judas of ungulates. This is why so many donkeys can be found in Mexico, secretly urging the native population to illegally emigrate to America. Ask any illegal immigrant: they will deny it at first, but eventually they break down and confess: "El burro me ordeno." Also, Democrats are responsible for the heat death of the universe.

[Hal Briston]

As I understand it, they want to force me to have an abortion while I smoke crack and piss on a bible.

[Cervaise]

As I understand it, they want to force me to have an abortion while I smoke crack and piss on a bible.Yes, and why do you need the abortion?

Because they also favor birth control!

[Merhouse]

Last time I wrote this I hit the back button instead of submit. I wasn't so smart this time.

Mean Democrats suck.

Nice Democrats swallow.

There. I said it.

[kurilla]

Last time I wrote this I hit the back button instead of submit. I wasn't so smart this time.

Mean Democrats suck.

Nice Democrats swallow.

There. I said it.

So I'm not the only sick puppy who saw the thread title and wondered whether they swallow.

I'm not sure whether to be relieved or not.

[kunilou]

Yes, and why do you need the abortion?

Because they also favor birth control!

Hell, that's just a smokescreen! Democrats want to destroy the family by ripping newborn children out of their mother's arms and putting them in state-run daycare where they're indocrinated by a staff full of ultra-feminist NEA members. They want to inject all those kids with mercury-filled vaccines and have them drink flouridated water. When that makes the little kids sick, they'll send them to socialized clinics where they'll be treated by incompetent, illegal-alien doctors. When the kids become teenagers, the Democrats will give them all condoms and tell them to have sex with each other.

On bright side, when the incompetent doctors make the kids even sicker, the Democrats will let the kids file frivolous lawsuits as long as the trial lawyers get huge contingency fees.

[Zoe]

If the Democrats have their way, all Americans will be foreigners!

[Rhubarb]

I think I heard somewhere that the Democrats want to sap our precious bodily fluids.











Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[betenoir]

From what I've heard, they hate freedom.

No no no, we just hate America.



We do like porn though.

[Diogenes the Cynic]

They kicked God out of the schools and now they want to get rid of Christmas.

They hate the military and love Saddam.

They think owls are more imortant than jobs.

[Pixiesnix]

Ethilrist wrote:
Well, there's that whole "tax and spend" thing.

You forgot "cut and run."

[Merhouse]

So I'm not the only sick puppy who saw the thread title and wondered whether they swallow.

I'm not sure whether to be relieved or not.

kurilla said "relieved'... huh huh huh huh huh... :D

[Mrs. Cake]

And don't forget that thay are all weasely flip-floppers.

Or not.

[choosybeggar]

[Channeling Stephen Cobert] Even reality is Democratic; what with it's well know liberal bias. [/Cobert]

[DaveRaver]

If Democrats have their way, we will be stuck with a clean environment!

[BrainGlutton]

Mean Democrats suck.

Nice Democrats swallow.

Creative Democrats gargle! :)

[figure9]

Democrats are all stupid. They can't understand that giving rich people tax breaks will make everyone rich, so that nobody will have to pay taxes. They can't see that the president is a genius who acts dumb to fool our enemies. His plan for Iraq is so brilliant only true republicans can comprehend it!

[AskNott]

Democrats suck (or, alternatively, lick) because they foolishly do not fear oral sex. :p With that in mind it is odd that they keep voting against the Paris Hilton Tax Relief act.

[El_Kabong]

I'm told the Democrats are going to have a meeting at the UN to which all the world's terrorists, including Osama bin Laden, will be invited. The subject of the meeting will be to ask them why we can't all just get along.

I'm told Democrats are going to abolish all border controls because then all the Mexicans who flood into the country will vote for them. Er, after the Democrats give non-citizens the right to vote, that is.

I'm told that if Democrats manage to gain control of the Presidency in addition to the House and Senate, we'll all be speaking French dans trois annees..I mean, within three years. Well, everyone except the Mexicans here illegally. They can keep on speaking Spanish if they want.

I'm told the Democrats are going to raise the minimum wage to five thousand dollars per hour, then raise the base income tax rate to 99.98 percent.

I'm told the Democrats are going to make us scrap all our automobiles and ride trains instead. Amtrak will therefore go from carrying less than one percent of the traveling public to become the country's largest and most profitable single enterprise. Until enough passenger cars have been built, we'll all ride the freight trains, for free. For entertainment, guitar players dressed up like hoboes from the 1930's will serenade us with songs like "This Land is Your Land" and "Big Rock Candy Mountain".

I'm told the Democrats are going to make NASCAR switch to solar-powered vehicles, and make the National League adopt the Designated Hitter rule.

I think it's pretty clear the Democrats must be stopped.

[The Octagon]

They hate business. If a homeless person burns down an orphanage, they get the ACLU to pay $5 million for his defense. If a CEO is seen jaywalking they want him crucified.

[DesertDog]

I'm told the Democrats are going to make NASCAR switch to solar-powered vehicles, and make the National League adopt the Designated Hitter rule.You know, I was on board with the whole Democrat agenda until that last. Screw 'em.

[KJ]

Don't think you're off the hook, voters. You're the ones who made this bed. Now you're the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow, you're all going to wake up in a brave new world. A world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where Tax & Spend democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high! Wooooo!

[ITR champion]

Democrats even point out that you managed to make two grammar mistakes in a google ad that's only eight words long.

(And just out of curiosity, how much money did our morality have before the Democrats robbed it?)

[FisherQueen]

All homosexuals are Democrats, and all Democrats are homosexuals. Democrats want to require all children to have sex with adult men as part of the elementary school curriculum. All heterosexual marriages will be made illegal in a Democratic America.

Democrats want to take away every gun in America, including those owned by the military, and send them to al-Qaeda.

Democrats will make it illegal to go to church.

[Wile E]

I think Mark Foley has proven that even Republicans can suck.

[El_Kabong]

We want to kill your fetuses and take away your guns.

See, this is where it becomes obvious the Democrats don't have a coherent program. If they let us keep our guns, we could kill our own fetuses.

[Cervaise]

Democratic politicians all have AIDES.

[Zebra]

That website is just sad. Nice message board set up for about 6 posters to show how stupid they are.

[BrainGlutton]

That "Democrats Suck" ad is popping up at the bottom of a lot of threads now. Are they paying extra to Google, or what?

[HazelNutCoffee]

Don't think you're off the hook, voters. You're the ones who made this bed. Now you're the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow, you're all going to wake up in a brave new world. A world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where Tax & Spend democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high! Wooooo!
::wipes away tear:: It's so beautiful. I heart Stephen Colbert and his gospel of truthiness.

[Kolak of Twilo]

Democrats want to destroy the family by ripping newborn children out of their mother's arms and putting them in state-run daycare where they're indocrinated by a staff full of ultra-feminist NEA members.

The bolding is mine. That should read "ultra-feminist Wiccan NEA members."

And of course, they will allow the terrorists to win!!!!!!! OMFG!