Dan Shaughnessy's advice for Matsuzaka: Don't make fun of employees at Burger King

[HoboStew]

Link (http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2006/12/14/some_friendly_suggestions_for_matsuzaka/).

Shaughnessy is a columnist for the Boston Globe, and he wrote an article with advice for Daisuke Matsuzaka, including this:Never make fun of employees at Burger King.
Huh? Anyone know what this is all about?

[Uvula Donor]

Well cos if you make fun of Burker King employees, you get the special sauce on your burger. Get it? HAW HAW HAW, that Shaughnessy is one funny bastard!

[silenus]

See here (http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/2005/07/johnny_cash_vs_1.html).

[HoboStew]

Ah, thanks silenus, I missed the whole Foulke-Burger King flap. Poor guy - one little comment and it gets completely blown up. And people wonder why athletes talk only in cliches...

[Oakminster]

They could have mentioned that the big blond guy wearing #38 may also try to recruit you into his Everquest 2 Guild.

[gigi]

And people wonder why athletes talk only in cliches...We gotta play ’em one day at a time. I’m just happy to be here. Hope I can help the ballclub. I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out.

[Rocketeer]

Cliches are your friends. You've gotta know 'em; you've gotta know how to use 'em.

[Sublight]

We gotta play ’em one day at a time. I’m just happy to be here. Hope I can help the ballclub. I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out.
And don't trust whitey.

[asterion]

And don't play Guitar Hero during the playoffs.

Seriously, how can you hurt yourself playing Guitar Hero? All you do is hold a fake guitar and push a bunch of buttons.

[Neidhart]

Also, there's no I in team.

[gigi]

But there is "eat me".

[HoboStew]

Also, there's no I in team.
but there is a "me"

[HoboStew]

ya.

should probably read the whole thread before posting.

:smack: