Contestant # 3, is he god, or the owner of SDMB ?

[Lioness]

OK, I am pissed now, when I first posted here it was to just have a little fun, and jack with C. # 3.

OK, I admit, maybe I did get carried away and take over his dating service thread.

But instead of the little worm saying something to me there, he has to track me down onMPSIMS board, to the "Are all women bi-sexual ? " thread, and get in my face.

You know C.#3, I was just yanking your chain before, but now you have gone too damn far.

You festering pimple on the ass of the world, you don't tell me what to do, not now not ever, got it ? You are not god, or my father or the owner of these boards, and you are damn sure not my husband. Who are you to chide me like that ? If the way I answered people's posts offends you, then fine, be offended, but don't even think you can say things to me like you did and not have me get right back in your face.
You are swine C3 , no I will not insult swine in that manner. You are a jealous, trolling little gnome, your ignominious, ill- bred, infantile post speaks volumes about your insecurity, and your attitude just plain sucks. Your sense of humor is nonexistant, get over yourself for a minute or two.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Czarcasm]

Connie should post his rules for this board.
This could be the funniest thing he's posted for weeks, outside of his U.F.O. postings!

[ChrisCTP]

Dammit, now I have to go back to MPSIMS...

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Veni, Vidi, Visa ... I came, I saw, I bought.

[ChrisCTP]

That was rather uncalled for, C#3...

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Veni, Vidi, Visa ... I came, I saw, I bought.

[Byzantine]

Now, now, people, cut the man some slack! C#3 has a hard time (no pun intended) with all things of a sexual bent. Now, why he went into that thread is unknown but he has the right to his opinion, no matter how lame it is.

Actually, I like to fight with him. He's good at it. Unlike some other dorks out here he can actually fight back with attitude, grace and correct spelling.

But I love ya, Lioness. Even if you and what's his face got a bit out of control on that thread. It's the nature of the jungle out here. Sometimes two posters go at it in a thread. So? I just read it, maybe laugh, maybe get annoyed but by and large I just move on to the next post. Perhaps C#3 should too.

Slythe– yes, that would be fun. C#3 will you? Think of all the fun we could have!

[Contestant #3]

Here's what happen folks...

...Lioness and Wally get carried away with the same type of back and forth cutesy exchange as one can find in the "SDMB as a dating service" thread here in the Pit, except this time it's in the middle of a rational discussion in MPSIMS concerning female bisexuality. They start posting about her cum-stained thong, etc. That's when I posted this:

"Hey...Wally, Lioness, ....we are trying to have a discussion here...do you mind?
I seriously doubt anyone is amused with your childishness. You've already got a thread with this crap going over in the Pit...please take it there or to email...

Nobody is impressed with the visual of your nasty crotch.

You've got an opinion on bisexuality?...OK...share it...otherwise grow up."


There you have it. I still feel the same way, and no, I'm not the least bit impressed with the new "addition" Lioness...the stupid bitch thinks she can take me on then she's got another thing coming...



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Contestant #3

[Contestant #3]

BTW, I don't mind sex discussions at all. It's just when it breaks down into a teenage-like exchange that my tolerence is met. I'll complain as much as I like...

I'll check around later today and find an appropriate chat room for you guys to talk dirty and jack off in...

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

C. # 3,
First, you slimy , slack jawed, knock kneed
worthless excuse for a human being, don't call me bitch, you bitch.

Second, grow a freaking brain would you, or at least a brain stem. Shit fire and save matches man, take your blind, worthless, purulent penised ass back to MPSIMS and you will see that I responded to the op, then Byz. quoted someting I said , so I answered her.

Then Wally asked if I wanted to sell my mirror. I replied to him that I would consider offering my thong up for auction. To which Arael asked if my thong cums with me in it. Since I, unlike you, do not speak with my under garments, I told him I had never asked it if it came with me in it.

I never said my thong had cum stains on it. I do wash after sex, which is something I doubt you do. If you had read a little closer you would have known that

You pusillanimous brained little weasel, you couldn't hope to take me on, not even on your best day. and I don't give a damn if you like me or not. I like me, who the hell are YOU anyway ?

Now begone, before I really get pissed and crush your little ego even further. Piss ant .



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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Contestant #3]

Lioness,

Please keep the details of your yeast infection to yourself...it makes us sick...

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

How very juvenile of you, C3.

In keeping with the tone of your you post, I at this time must say, I have been married longer than you, nahnah, booo boo.
Infant.

[Czarcasm]

Is that a royal "we", C3?
After you're done posting the rules we should obey here on the SDB, please tell us where we should be posting our conversations on various topics. Obviously, we are all doing this wrong, and would greatly appreciate your help on this matter.
Of course, we would understand if this takes time-you still have alien artifacts to present to us. :).

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They call me MISTER Wizard!

[Contestant #3]

Slythe, Lioness,

As requested, I have found a place for Slythe to offer tongue jobs to guys and Lioness to post repeatedly about her nasty crotch.
www.excite.com (http://www.excite.com)

They have x-rated chat rooms that you can use free of charge. Have at it.

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

So , like , you want me to meet you in a chat room ? I think not , you pencil schlonged, tiny testicled, inbred troll.

And honey, if you ever got near my crotch, you would throw rocks at your inflateable love doll.

Consume excramate and expire.

Now bugger off.



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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[WallyM7]

C##, Thank you so much for policing this board.

Without your diligent presence, this board would quickly degenerate into I don't know what. Words fail me.

You are apparently too dim to see that that it's your moronic posts that get these things going. We are yanking your chain, but your brain cell is too dormant to see it.

I have shown great restraint with you. I have even defended you in another thread.

But this is too much.

Your arrogant, pompous, holier-than-thou posturing has finally overwhelmed me.

Ignorance is one thing, blatant stupidity is another.

Byz and the Lioness kick your sorry ass every time, and you keep coming back for more.

What's the matter with you, anyway?

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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[Contestant #3]

Wally,

I never asked for your support...don't need it.

I find little redeeming quality in anything that you Lioness, or Byantine post anyway. You guys are 3 newbies that post mostly sophmoric love letters to each other or unintelligible rants. I've yet to see any of you post a good answer, a thought-provoking opinion, or anything truly funny.

I've been out here for quite a while and I've had more posts deleted than all your desperate, boorish posts combined.

You three are true SDMB rookies with a long way to go to gain any respect. Yes, you may consider me a GOD and bow in my presence...I am Contestant #3!

P.S. I'm not the only one that tires of your thread-diverting childishness. If you read closely you'll see three other comments, albeit mild, that show the irritation your teenage banter has evoked.

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Contestant #3

[Byzantine]

WallyM7– you and Lioness are just gonna hate this but I'm starting to agree with C#3. Well, just shoot me now, but I'm entitled to change my mind.

If your flirt or sexual banter fits into the topic I can understand it but I'm starting to notice that you are following her (Lioness) around the board and posting come ons to her (and others) without regard to the topic.

Perhaps it's just me noticing this, I could be wrong, but I think you are going a bit over board in your willingness to flirt with every woman out here. Yeah, it was a joke at one point but I'm getting really mad about waiting for a topic to load only to find your horney come on out there when it doesn't even respond to the thread in question.

Okay, call me a jealous bitch if you want to but as far as I'm concerned, I'd take C#3 over you any day. No, he's not coming on to me all the time (or ever) but at least he posts to my topic. Or other people's topics. You do too but you seem to just be getting into sexual banter without a consideration for the OP. Shit, there is a fine line between posting a fun flirt and just stalking someone all over the board. Lioness is a fun flirt, you are a stalker. There is a difference.

And hell, I'm no hypocrite. If I've ever done this to someone else, posted a totally random, sexual come on without posting to the original topic than please, give an example here. I don't think I have. I'm a flirt and all but I do my best to stick with the OP. If I'm wrong, show me and I will immediately post an "I'm sorry" and refrain in the future.

I'm not slamming you hard, just asking you to really take a look at some of your posts. K?

[WallyM7]

Byz, I have re-read my posts and you are right. I got carried away.

My sincere apologies. I really mean that.

C#3, I don't give a shit about your seniority on this board, but from now on, I will try to stick to the topic at hand.

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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[kellibelli]

OK, this is nice & all that, but C#3, and Lioness, BOTH of you, can you please refrain from those disgusting graphic rotten crotch diatribes?

I just had breakfast, and to be honest, that was just GROSS!

Flirt, dont flirt, but please people, lets not get so disgusting that we get shut down.

Thank you.
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The above was not a flame, merely a civilized request from a friend.

[Atrael]

Ok, I went back and re-read the board.
Maybe I also am guilty of posting off-topic.

However let's not get hypocritical here....I don't think anyone that posts regularly can say that they've never posted a response that might have been off on a tangent.

And sexual banter between two people is normal....anywhere...or if you like I'll call it flirting...same thing.

Does it occasionally get out of hand...sure.
Enough for you to have posted that totally repugnant response?...Nope. Especially not on that particular topic....Which was borderline anyhow.


Tell you what, you don't go overboard when asking us to stop the flirting (don't be nasty about it) and I'll honor your request.

But keep up with the flaming responses, and I'll have to cut you down....I'm not terribly impressed by you anyhow.

[Mojo]

WallyM7 said:
We are yanking your chain, but your brain cell is too dormant to see it.

If you can't see that Contestant #3 is all about yanking chains then I'd get your brain cells some Mountain Dew and a latte ASAP. Read a C3 post and the next post will typically start with "listen you schmuck" or something similar in an attempt to piss him off as much as he just pissed them off.

I savor the irony whenever he posts one of the "please take this filth elsewhere- its offending my pallate" messages. He is the epitome of the BBQ Pit.

[E1skeptic]

What repugnant response? Was it edited somehow? I'm with C#3 in this one. I have read the thread and I don't see anything repugnant on C#3's response.

What's the problem here people? You complain about C#3's "rules", but you're doing exactly the same. You want him, and others, to follow YOUR rules.

Go wash your hands!

[WallyM7]

Yeah, well, I think maybe I've acting a bit juvenile in some of my posts, and I just totally pissed off Byz (unintentionally) in another thread.

So, I think I'll just lay low until I find something intelligent to say.

Uh oh. Just left myself wide open.



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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[kellibelli]

This is what I was refering to:

You are a jealous, trolling little gnome, your ignominious, ill- bred, infantile post speaks volumes about your insecurity, and your attitude just plain sucks.
normal flame

They start posting about her cum-stained thong, etc
getting gross

First, you slimy , slack jawed, knock kneed
worthless excuse for a human being,
average flame

Please keep the details of your yeast infection to yourself...it makes us sick...
way to gross, *gratuitous grossness!**

I have found a place for Slythe to offer tongue jobs to guys and Lioness to post repeatedly about her nasty crotch
a bit over the top

Consume excramate and expire.
Now bugger off.
good

I also read the bisexual thread in mpsims, and I think it must have been edited.

LETS TRY NOT TO BEAT A POINT TO DEATH!!!!

OK, C#3 thinks there is too much sex on the board. Well, maybe we have been flirting alot lately, blame it on the change of seasons. It will peak, then taper off, the novelty will wear off! But if you want it to stop, then STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!!

Its like Satan...if I took the bait EVERY time he threw it at me, I would do NOTHING but bicker...now where is the fun in that?
I will still take him on, if the occaision really calls for it, but generally, I ignore his barbs, as he generally ignores mine.

This is called M-A-T-U-R-I-T-Y.

(do you see the lengths to which you drive me? I just called Satan mature!!)

Enough, really.
I am pretty sure I am not the only one here who is sick of seeing a C#3 catfight on EVERY GAD DAMNED THREAD. If he annoys you, start a thread, and keep the bickerfest there.
Con, if you are annoyed, politely invite them to the pit, then rant your head off.

(throws hands up in the air) I give up!

[Lynn Bodoni]

{I've been out here for quite a while and I've had more posts deleted than all your desperate, boorish posts combined.

You three are true SDMB rookies with a long way to go to gain any respect. Yes, you may consider me a GOD and bow in my presence...I am Contestant #3!}

You haven't been on the Straight Dope sites that long. It started on AOL. There's a lot of people with a LOT more seniority than C3.

FTR, C3 does not have any official standing or respect with the Straight Dope. And despite his wishes, he does not get to dictate what may and may not be allowed here.

Lynn/SDStaff Lynn
Administrator
For the Straight Dope

[andros]

Thanks, Lynn. As a relative newbie (post-AOL) to the SDMB, I really appreciate seeing Admins put a hand in for just such explanations.

But . . . did anyone really think C#3 was dictating anything? Or did others assume, as I did, that he was venting an opinion? Especially here in the Pit, I've found not to take anything seriously.

Whether he's being a boor or not is irrelevant to his right to express his opinion, right?

-andros-

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There's always a bigger fish.

[Lynn Bodoni]

Actually, I was just refuting C3's claim of "old SDMB" regular. He said that he's never been on AOL, so to me, he's still a relative newbie.

I don't think that anyone (except, possibly, C3) thinks that C3 has the right to dictate anything about this area.

Lynn/SDStaff Lynn
For the Straight Dope

[Misanthrope]

As the originator of the "Are all women bisexual" thread in MPSIMS, I side with Contestant #3.

Don't clutter up my threads with mundane pointless stuff you must share!!!

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D'oh

[Contestant #3]

The fact that I've never been with AOL is a point in my favor. How stupid do you got to be to pay those jerks an outrageous monthly fee to be lead around by the hand and restricted?

Geesh, get a REAL ISP!!!!!!!

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

You know what C.# ? You can jump up my ass and bark. I don't give a damn about your opinion. If I offened anyone but you, then I apologize to them.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[tracer]

Lioness wrote:

Consume excramate and expire.

Excramate?

All Hail Ayesha!

Kicking C#3 vulgar, Philistine ass all over the pit is a public service that everyone should thank you for! And, at least , I thank you.
Me & Slythe doing the job ourselves was getting tiresome.

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We have met the enemy, and He is Us.--Walt Kelly

[Czarcasm]

It's slythe and I, not Me and Slythe, you iliter...elliter...illitter...person who can't spell really good! :).

[Lioness]

OK, I admit it. Being pissed off makes me careless with my spelling, and my fingers can't keep up with my thoughts. 90 percent of the time I go back and check it first, when I'm pissed I care not.

Since I am calmer now,

excrement

offended



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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Contestant #3]

Kell, the ratio of flirting and sexual inuendo posts to posts of me complaining about it are roughly 30 to 1.

I'm glad I made you sick. That means to me that I made a point. Maybe you'll rethink your participation in this sophmoric behavior.

The previously tame attempts to complain that I made were met with merely more of the same...at least I got your attention with the more hard-core stuff!

I've gotta laugh at the people that suggest that it's ME that is sexually deprived! Hahahahaha! My sexual satisfaction reflects in the fact that I don't have to resort to being titilated by participating in a sexual back and forth banter. I choose a real life relationship with my wife in order to get sexual satifaction. I've not had to resort to the SDMB to get my jollies as has apparently been the case with some of you.

Obviously I'm in the majority out here and you freaks are in the minority. Most of the other members don't have a need to proposition the other members online. There's just a handful of you guys that are showing yourselves as sexually deprived and you are playing it out on this message board. All I've ever suggested is that you take it elsewhere...somewhere more appropriate. I've already suggested a site with sexual chat rooms and message boards where you can get together and describe your body parts and what you'd like to do to one another...have at it...

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Contestant #3

[Doctor Jackson]

Excramate?

I thought maybe truth-in-advertising had finally won out. "Excramate - for smooth, creamy coffee that tastes like shit!"




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The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. -- E. Grebenik

[Diane]

In case anyone is keeping track. . . .

Here is yet another example of Spanky getting behind in the conversation.

You claimed to have some sort of seniority to the board.

I've been out here for quite a while and I've had more posts deleted than all your desperate, boorish posts combined.

You three are true SDMB rookies with a long way to go to gain any respect.

I have some news for you, Spanks. Signing on April 26, 1999, makes you a newbie. A great many of us started and continued on the old site for years. You wouldn't have lasted a week on the old board.

Then your claim to some sort of seniority conflicts with your next statement:

The fact that I've never been with AOL . . .

Get your story straight.

I guess it is expected from someone without enough comprehension skills to tell the difference between "last March" and "three months ago".

I agree that this sexual banter is getting pretty old and it is no secret that (without mentioning names, I am still trying to be nice here) I have always considered the :::giggle::: ;) :::wink::: ;) :::wink::: flirty stuff (when it goes beyond a certain point) and the grab-assin' to be nauseating and that it seems to fulfill some need to appear "cute" on a message board.

However, you have no say over what is posted here and what isn't, so shut your fat gob.


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>^,,^<
KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

[Contestant #3]

Diane,

I'm surprised to see that you have the time to attempt to flame me here in the Pit...here I thought that you'd be busy slamming your friends or screwing married guys...musta come up for air...

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Contestant #3

[Diane]

Ha ha - Is that the best you can do?

Can't respond to my previous post so you resort to a lame attempt to flame me at something that is false?

Typical Spanky style. Next thing I know, you'll be calling me your mama's pet names.

Here's a clue for you - If you want your flames to hit target, use something that has some truth or meaning. It doesn't have any impact when you insult oh. . . let's say. . . someone's taste in shoes when in fact they have no feet.

You're still a newbie, you still can't comprehend what you read, and you're still *retarted*.

Good try though.


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>^,,^<
KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

[Contestant #3]

Diane writes:

"I have a wonderful male friend whom I have known for 8 years. Six of those years were nothing more than a very deep friendship, the last two years turned physical. We are very much in love. Problem is, is that Carlos is married and has been for the last 20 years."


I derive that:

1. Carlos is married

2. Has been for 20 years

3. Boinking of married man has been happening for 2 years now

4. The fact that he's married doesn't stop you

Now what exactly is false?

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

Look folks, the point I was trying to make to his assholiness C3, is that if doesn't like what I have to say he can bring it here, to the pit. Hell even I, newbie that I admit to being, answered him and then brought it here. But he has no right to tell me or any other person what to do. I am an adult damn it ! That being said I am going outside to play with my Ken dolls, all 50 of them.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Lioness]

C3, I will not presume to speak for Diane, but why don't you M.Y.O.F.B. ?

Who are you to judge her personal life here ?

You are a low-life, you know that don't you ? Of course you do,I just told you.

Diane, I hope you rip feak-boy here a new asshole, I'm tired of him talking out of the one he has now.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Contestant #3]

She posts the details of her morally-bankrupt love-life here on a public message board and has shown no aversion to putting the details of the love-life of her "friend" here on a public message board. She also makes a concious choice to continually flame me.

I'd say that it is my business.

Besides, don't you have some filth talk to do over in the x-rated chat rooms at Excite?

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

No, I don't want to go to a x-rated chat room with you, so stop asking damn it !!

You know what, I think I have figured out your problem. You could fu** a cheerio without breaking it. So your love doll is frustrated and bitchy, therefore you come here to take it out on real women.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Contestant #3]

Lioness,

Does your pervert of a husband get a chub from reading your sex talk over your shoulder?

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

Why don't you ask him ? Start a thread, I'm sure he will answer you. Hell he already likes you for calling me a bitch.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Diane]

Now what exactly is false?

3. Boinking of married man has been happening for 2 years now

4. The fact that he's married doesn't stop you

It started two years ago - ended last October and yes, the fact that he is married, stopped me.

Keep trying, Spanky.




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>^,,^<
KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

[Diane]

She posts the details of her morally-bankrupt love-life here on a public message board and has shown no aversion to putting the details of the love-life of her "friend" here on a public message board.

Yet ANOTHER example of Spanky's lack of ability to comprehend the written word.

I'll say it slower this time, try to keep up, M'Kay?

1 - My sex life does not involve my kids nor are they effected by anything that I do in that area. I keep the two very far apart.

Keeping up here?

2 - No one, NOT EVEN ONCE, ever mentioned my friend's sex life (go back and read, this time sound out each syllable. . . . take it slowly. . . .). It doesn't matter if she is sleeping with the guy or not. That was never the issue - dumbass. The issue was (hopefully you'll catch on soon, but I have my doubts) is her moving a stranger in with her kids. PERIOD!

Fuck, are you really this stupid?


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>^,,^<
KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

[The LION]

Also ran # 3,
Listen, you perambulating organ donor, you have my deepest sympathy for being third runner up in an two person intelligence contest. I will thank you to keep your sorry mouth off of me. You don't know me from jack, and you don't know jack. If I want anymore of your lip, I will peel it off my zipper. Any more of your childishness and I shall be forced to spend fifty cents to put out a contract on you.

Sincerely,
The Lion

[The_Peyote_Coyote]

To The Lion:
No offense intended, but are you the husband the Lioness mentioned?
Damn, but that last post was a good flame.

[Lioness]

Peyote Coyote,
Yep, that was my husband. I'll let him know you liked his flame when he alls tonight, he had to go to work. But I do have to ask him just why C3's lip was on his zipper to begin with.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Jodi]

I'm pretty sure I'll live to regret this, but what the hell:

The fact that C#3 can be obnoxious and tends to flame for the sake of hearig himself flame doesn't mean he can't have a valid point every once in a while. It seems to me that certain people see that a post is from him and just begin the mud-slinging without considering whether or not his complaint is valid.

I have no problem with any one here, but the cutesiness occasionally gets tiresome. The "wuv you," "no, wuv you" exchanges are pretty nauseating to people not involved in them. To me, it's like walking up to two people having a conversation and finding they're engaging in obviously sexual banter. Hey, it's their conversation, and I can walk away. But if I and some other people are having a conversation about something else and Love-Muffin and Snookums arrive and start in, then I have the right to object and ask them to knock it off. I think that's C#3's point, and I think it's a valid one. He may be the person who mentioned the recent excess flirtiness, but he's not the only one who noticed it.

[Contestant #3]

Thanks jodih. I know that you rarely agree with me and really don't even like me, so that's real integrity to be able to step in and honestly agree with my point. Thanks again.

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Contestant #3

[okatym]

Lioness,
It seems to me that you could have handled this criticism in 1 of 3 ways:

1. Reply to HIS POINT; disagree or agree with him, then do whatever you want anyway.


2. Reply to what HIM, disagree with and insult him. Then bate him with a thread flaming him with really intelligent stuff like "festering pimple on the ass of the world". Next, brag all over the SDMB about how you are so much classier and smarter than he is (perhaps by posting a really witty limerick?) Then, get your husband to say that he's dumb too & keep coming back to the pit to see who agreed with you that he is a jerk. Finally, do whatever you want anyway.

3. Drop it, then do whatever you want anyway.

If you really want to show more class, it's not too late to drop it... (IMHO).

[The_Peyote_Coyote]

Dear Jodih:
As I have said on another thread, I am indifferent to Contestant No. 3. Sometimes I agree with him and sometimes he annoys me.
I expressed admiration of the LION's flame simply because he roasted someone without using profanity. Although I can swear like a muleskinner, I grow tired of posts where every third word is fuck.

[okatym]

OOPS, #2 should have said
2. Reply to HIM.

And after re-reading my post, I want to say that although it's not too late to drop it, the jury's still out on the class & brain thing...

[Lioness]

# 1 - I brought my flame here, to the pit where it belongs.

# 2 - The cheerio C3 boffs has more class and brains than he does.

# 3 - Isn't worth talking about.

# 4 - Agree with me, disagree with me, I care not.

# 5 - I didn't ask my husband to come here, he posted because he was mentioned by someone here. He does not fight my battles for me. I fight my own.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Byzantine]

C#3 shared: I find little redeeming quality in anything that you Lioness, or Byantine post anyway. You guys are 3 newbies that post mostly sophmoric love letters to each other or unintelligible rants. I've yet to see any of you post a good answer, a thought-provoking opinion, or anything truly funny.


I just now noticed that you lumped me in with them for a slam. And it's sophomoric BTW.

I'm a newbie, sure, that is true enough but I do not post "mostly sophomoric love letters" nor do I post "unintelligible rants". You may not have seen any of my answers as "good" but others have. You may not think of my opinions as thought-provoking but again, you aren't the be all end all of this board.

If you dislike my posting so much then why did you post that you were on my side in the Brithael V Byzantine thread? If I'm so lame, why did you post there? Just to join the fray? Or I'm just a step up from Brithael but not truly "worthy"?

My support of your position on this particular topic still stands even though for some reason you decided to lump me in with two people who were making you angry just because Wally lumped us all together. It's called riding on someone's coat tails and I thought you would see that. You didn't. Oh well.

[Czarcasm]

Mr. Lion, I worship at your feet. You are wit, style, and substance. That fact that you are teamed with the Lioness shows that there is indeed an order to the universe.

Damn, I'm getting good at grovelling! :).

[Atrael]

Ok...now I'm confused about this whole discussion....C#3, are you upset that the posts were sexual in nature, or that they were off-topic?

[okatym]

Lioness wrote:
# 3 - Isn't worth talking about.

If you feel that way, then why are you still talking?

If you think you won a war of words with him, you are wrong. His comments, although vulgar, were amusing and clever retorts to your hysterical attacks and avoidance of the issue.

Take a pill and get over it.

[Lioness]

Pardon me, exactly what issue are you refering to ? The only issue I have seen is someone telling another poster here what they may post and where. You don't like me ? Cool. I was not interested in winning a popularity contest when I started posting here. And I thought that my medical condition and the medications I take for it was just between us, shucks.

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Lioness

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
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[Jodi]

C#3 -- You're right that I often don't agree with you, but I don't dislike you. Anyway, you're welcome.

PEYOTE -- My post was not in response to your post in particular, but to the thread as a whole. I wholeheartedly agree that the profanity-free flame is a dying art entitled to admiration. :)

LIONESS said --

The only issue I have seen is someone telling another poster here what they may post and where. You don't like me ? Cool. I was not interested in winning a popularity contest when I started posting here.

There is a difference between telling a person where he or she may post and pointing out that the person has introduced another (irrelevant) subject into an on-going conversation. If a person (any person) objects because an overtly sexual (or even a vomit-inducingly cutesy) conversation starts up in the middle of a discussion of something else, I think you need to ask yourself whether or not the objection is a reasonable one, without regard to how much you may dislike the individual making it. Frankly, I'm not interested in reading those types of exchanges myself, and I would wager there's a LOT of other people on the Boards who could do without them as well. That's the only point, and it's hardly worth getting this upset about.

[Lioness]

You know, there were only two post I made that had sexual overtones, or cutesy remarks
in it which were not in reply to someone else saying something similar to me first.
The first was the one to C3, where I mentioned the "yummy ChiefScott" and that was just to mess with C3. The second was when I said I was not bi-sexual.And that if I wanted to see female genitalia I would strip, stand over a mirror and look down. Since the op there asked the question "Are all women bi-sexual" I was answering it honestly. You see I tend to answer posts in the same tone as the person who posts to me.
So I may have a warped sense of humour. So I just flat don't like C3, but you know what, it seems to me you are the one over reacting to this. I mean really, it's not like I am talking about you now is it ?

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Lioness

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
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[Diane]

I am by no means sticking up for anyone. I am the first to say that the :::kissy::: :::kissy::: :::wink::: :::wink::: stuff is nauseating and makes me want to vomit. To me, it looks like nothing but some personal need to be "cute". . . .

. . . anyway it appears that the original post by C#3 was not directed at Lioness.

Without going back to look (I am too busy at the moment), correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't the thread "Dating Service. . . ." originally directed at a certain individuals (the Chief Scott/Kellibelli flirtations come to mind) and not Lioness?

If I remember right, Lioness made her grand entry with a reply the the thread - AFTER THE ORIGINAL POST and I was under the impression that the sexual banter that followed between her and Wally was just an attempt to get under Spanky's skin.

Then again, maybe not.


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Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

[Lioness]

Correct on all points, and I admited my first post with anything flirty in it was just to rev him (C3) up. I didn't know who it was direted to, and didn't care. I just felt like pissing him off and so I did.

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Lioness

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
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[pldennison]

Isn't a post designed specifically just to get an emotional reaction from someone the very definition of "trolling"? You know, what C3 is always accused of by everyone? Huh. Imagine that.

[Byzantine]

okatym decided to share: Take a pill and get over it.

May I suggest the same for you? Perhaps a handful of Oxycodone. Chug a big handful with a beer. Then wander off. We won't miss you.

pldennison decided to share the following fart: what C3 is always accused of by everyone?
Oh yes, buy into the rampant paranoid delusions of C#3. Great. Why not just tell him that all the moderators and all the posters are against him? Even though he can't/won't acknowledge when we agree with him if it blows his own self-image out of the water? I mean, he's so into pointing out inconsistences in other posters but hasn't responded to the inconsistency I pointed out in him. Plot convince play house? Yep, folks, you are in it. How wonderful that he has his own band of sycophants to back him up. He need never fight for himself again!

[pldennison]

pldennison decided to share the following fart: what C3 is always accused of by everyone?
Oh yes, buy into the rampant paranoid delusions of C#3. Great. Why not just tell him that all the moderators and all the posters are against him?

Byzantine, I really think you need to get over yourself, big time. Anyone who has been reading the SDMB for more than 10 minutes can see that C3 and I are not exactly chums. But I'm not afraid to call a fucking spade a spade, either, and I am certainly no fan of hypocrisy. The definition of trolling is posting something just to get a person or people riled up. Lioness admitted she did just that, so what makes her any fucking better?

God damn, you'd think at our variety of ages, people would get over the high school games and cliqueishness. Sorry, boys and girls, but I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

[Byzantine]

pldennison further farted: Byzantine, I really think you need to get over yourself, big time.
Over myself? Because I DARE to argue with you or C#3? Because I'm a newbie? Oh, yeah, I guess I should! Christ in a side car, your verbal wit is too much for me! I should just pack it in and go home.

You then shared: Lioness admitted she did just that, so what makes her any fucking better?
How about the fact that she ADMITTED it? And C#3 rarely admits to this activity? He does it, obviously, that isn't in question. His admitting to it? Accepting the fall out for it? No. He just likes to piss everyone off then run away. And posters like you step in to pick up the pieces. How easy for him!

You further shared: people would get over the high school games and cliqueishness
BTW it's spelled cliquishness. But that is rather sophomoric and "high school" of me, isn't it? You know, to point that out the fact that you can't spell when you are ranting back at me. I'm not saying you are his biggest fan. But why the hell are you out here, defending his actions, when he won't come out here himself?

I don't need anyone else to defend me or my position; why does he?

[okatym]

Byzantine:
You seem a bit hysterical. Thank you. That gives me more perspective when I read your mostly reactionary posts.
Do you ever have any independant ideas or thoughts to share that aren't intended to attack someone you don't like or to kiss up to someone you do?
Just wondering.

[pldennison]

pldennison further farted: Byzantine, I really think you need to get over yourself, big time.
Over myself? Because I DARE to argue with you or C#3? Because I'm a newbie?

No, because you seem to be under the preposterous delusion that your statements in a thread somehow settle matters, when clearly they do not. Hell, half the time you can't remember what forum you're in.

How about the fact that she ADMITTED it?

Yeah, after she got nailed on it.

His admitting to it? Accepting the fall out for it? No. He just likes to piss everyone off then run away.

I think he could take lessons in retreating and declaring victory from you, frankly.

And posters like you step in to pick up the pieces. How easy for him!

Oh, yes, I defend him so much. Like I said, I calls 'em as I sees 'em. Your allegiances blow with the wind, so don't pretend you hold some moral high ground.

BTW it's spelled cliquishness. But that is rather sophomoric and "high school" of me, isn't it? You know, to point that out the fact that you can't spell when you are ranting back at me.

As a general proposition, it would be unwise to take me on in spelling & grammar. Furthermore, I think someone who cannot figure out how to use the "quote" function is silly to correcy anybody for anything.

I'm not saying you are his biggest fan. But why the hell are you out here, defending his actions, when he won't come out here himself?

Because I am bothered by hypocrisy, and I am also bothered by the dogpile mentality, and I am annoyed by the idea that the rules are different for some people who think they are better than others.

I don't need anyone else to defend me or my position; why does he?

[Byzantine]

pldennison: I can't remember where I am? What, twice? I attacked C#3 in a MPSIMS thread and then realized I was in the wrong forum for such a post. I admitted my wrong doing and am glad no one (including you) posted about it. Glad you posted it here, rather than there, but no, it isn't a common problem for me. How sweet of you to notice the second time I've gone out of bounds.

And I have never said, nor felt, that my post is the be all, end all of the argument. I'll leave that particular problem to you and C#3.

You said: I think he could take lessons in retreating and declaring victory from you, frankly.

Where? Your post on Shut up? I posted what I felt, you slammed me, I saw no reason to debate with you further. We don't agree on that issue. Fine. Why would I continue to post when I know you aren't even going to read it or even consider what I've said? You made yourself clear; you didn't care what I said. You were the one with the idea "that your statements in a thread somehow settle matters". I let it go because I knew trying to make you see it from the other side was pointless. You were not looking for debate, you were looking to fight. I walked away.

You also said: Your allegiances blow with the wind, so don't pretend you hold some moral high ground.
I've never pretended this, nor do I claim it now. I have no more of a higher moral ground than you or C#3. My allegiances change due to the topic, not the poster. It matters to me what you say not who you are. You, yourself, claim the same thing.

You then go on to threaten me for my different cut and paste style: As a general proposition, it would be unwise to take me on in spelling & grammar. Furthermore, I think someone who cannot figure out how to use the "quote" function is silly to correcy anybody for anything.

My cut and paste "quote" style is different from yours. Not better or worse, just different. However, "correcy"? Is that supposed to be correct? Sorry to correct you, just wondering.

Somebody has been complaining about some of my posts in the BBQ pit about C#3. Lynn, our beloved moderator, is an angel & a saint(no sarcasm implied) & has listened to this Somebody's gormless whining.
But SOMEBODY finds my remarks about C#3 too much to handle without running away crying.
I recall <font size=5> SOMEBODY </font> challengeing me to step into the BBQ pit if I didn't like his ideas about UFOS.

<font color="red"> SOMEBODY</font> better shut his pie hole , or come out & fight like a man.

Personal note to C#3--does your real name happen to be Belzer? Just asking......:|

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[okatym]

Byzantine,
With 458 posts in 40 days, you averaged more than 11 posts per day. If we are to assume that you spent at least 10 minutes composing each one, and at least 10 minutes each day looking for and reading responses to your posts, then you have spent roughly 4 hours per day (at least), actively perusing the message boards.
Since I have a life, I admit that I haven't read all of your 458 posts. Although some have been clever, you seem to be stuck in the pit quite a bit, either saying a lot of nasty things, or, trying to win a popularity contest ("who do you like more, me or brithael?")


I really don't mean to offend, but I wonder if you've noticed how negative you sound. I noticed your majorly depressing poem on mpsims, and you said it was hard to shake off some fights from the pit.....

I realize that this may feel like a flame, and I apologize, but I just want to point out that there is some value in the SDMB other than being at offended and offensive.

***Kisses*****

<font size=5>P.S.- Contestant #3 has yet to reply to my allegations that he derives great personal satisfaction from his warm,gooey, sticky, intimate relations with hedgehogs. Is THIS the reason he was declared a cardinal sin by the church , & an outlaw in Bolivia?Was C#3, in fact, seen hawking his various secrections in the streets of Ulan Bator?
I challenge you to a flame war! NO! A DUEL!
With a referee to keep score! One post a day for each duelist, for 30 days, highest # of points wins!</font>

<font color=orange>Ms. Kellibelli, will you referee this affair of honor? Only your wit & beauty will do.</font>


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[Lioness]

I have just one question here.

Can I watch ? Please. I'll be good and I promise not to flirt with anyone who doesn't flirt first.

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Lioness

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You may indeed watch, Lioness; as will everyone else as I Flog this scrofulent rascal within an inch of his miserable life.

Thats the idea, & the only concern I have is that my abusing C#3 so-called 'character' may constitute shooting fish in a barrel.

By the way, Lioness; may I say that I have carefully watched you posts since your arrival, and I like your style. </font>

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We have met the enemy, and He is Us.--Walt Kelly

Actually, C#3 did NOT go whining and ask for your potentially defamatory remarks to be pulled. While lurking through this board I read your comments and rendered to this board's administrator a legal opinion to the effect that your now-edited remarks were indeed defamatory, beyond the point of mere insult or opinion. Lest you scream favoritism, I assure you that C#3 and I have in the past been on opposite sides of an argument over whether something he posted crossed a legally impermissible line. You might want to get your facts straight before you go posting accusations.

-Melin, Esq.


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Phenomenal woman
Bitch Corporate Lawyer
That's me

[Czarcasm]

Hmmmm.
1. Melin is back
2. Melin defends C#3.
Conclusion-evil clone! :)

Actually, I agree with her on this one.
Conclusion-another evil clone!

[Lioness]

Why Daniel,
(Lioness flutters her eyelashes seductively)
I just thank ya'll so much, Really I do. I'm not sure if my lil' ol' heart can hold all the warmth I feel for you sugar britches.


Ok all b.s. aside, Thanks guy. Sorry about the sappy southern accent above. Sometimes a southern belle just has to let it out. ;)

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Lioness

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
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Melin, if a third party goes to the moderator & points out a potential problem with a thread that I have posted; I, for one, am grateful. It is possible to go over the line, & I thank you, as one friend & SDer to another, for helping me to "cool off".

Hell, I've done that myself on some threads.
You are a responsible member of our little on-line village.

Of course, this does not change the fact that Contestant #3 has shown the white feather in regard to my challenge. Nope, not one little bit. And he should still shut his pie hole, if only to reduce the smell.

Lioness: a lady of your charm & natural gentility need not apoligise for anything, at any time. (kiss on hand)

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We have met the enemy, and He is Us.--Walt Kelly