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As I posted a little over a week ago, my GF and I just broke up. For years now, I've had my eye (both of them, actually) on a particular coworker. She's just so darned cute, and she used to be really flirty with me, back when she was still married. These days, not as much.
The past few work days, all of the really really really cute chicks in the office have been really really really nice to me. Even the ones who are only nominally cordial to me normally have been really really really nice to me. Bright smiles and warm hellos and friendly how are yous. I honestly can't think of when I've gotten such a major positive reaction from such quality feministas since... ever.
I suppose one could chalk this up to them all feeling sorry for me that I'm coming out of a breakup. But here's the thing -- none of them know! I haven't told a soul. OK, by now I have, because I feel like I can open up to them. But up until now it was unprecedented and unexplainable.
One chick in particular -- the very very very sexy -- and very very very married -- Cynthia, has been especially sweet. For her and Nancy to banter back and forth about what a great guy I am warms the inner recesses of my... Let's be truthful. Penis.
OK, they didn't say I was a great guy. They said "nice guy." And Cynthia was at her nicest when she wanted me to do her some favors.
But let's not let those facts get in the way. Whatever the reason, I LIKE IT.
Leaffan
02-27-2007, 03:44 PM
It's the weather. We're all starting to come out of hibernation and think about breeding.
Quite possible. It's up to 33 degrees today. Let the games begin!
Mbossa
02-27-2007, 04:02 PM
Do these cute chicks use grammar?
Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
02-27-2007, 04:34 PM
They intend to lure you to the Supply Room.
And then, when you are alone...they will strip the flesh from your bones with their retractable fangs & talons!
Flee!
Flee!
fisha
02-27-2007, 04:34 PM
Do these cute chicks use grammar?
Doubtful.
zelie zelerton
02-27-2007, 05:40 PM
Yeah it's just the weather. We get that way around about Springtime.
<musing>
Wonder if I can get him to breed with me......
</musing>
They intend to lure you to the Supply Room.
And then, when you are alone...they will strip the flesh from your bones with their retractable fangs & talons!
So...
They're going to touch my flesh with their hands and mouths then? I suppose I can live with that.
And they use pretty decent grammar. Best of both worlds!
<musing>
Wonder if I can get him to breed with me......
</musing>
I don't know. You'd have to do some mighty complex and involved courtship techniques.
Like asking.
zelie zelerton
02-27-2007, 08:02 PM
I don't know. You'd have to do some mighty complex and involved courtship techniques.
Like asking.
Wanna mate?
Nars Glinley
02-27-2007, 08:05 PM
According to Dilbert, they will use their hotness to get you to do their work.
Antigen
02-27-2007, 08:06 PM
Wanna mate?
You forgot "nice shoes".
Least Original User Name Ever
02-27-2007, 08:13 PM
Wanna mate?
I was half undressed before you asked, sugar.
Dragwyr
02-27-2007, 08:16 PM
Don't forget that now that you are "back on the market" you may be looking more for signals than you were when you were taken. End result is the appearance that cute office girls are into you more than normal.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
zelie zelerton
02-27-2007, 08:16 PM
I was half undressed before you asked, sugar. Well send evidence of you possessing good genetic material then.
What? I don't want YOU. I want your sperm.
SCSimmons
02-27-2007, 09:31 PM
I was half undressed before you asked, sugar.
You take time to undress?
You forgot "nice shoes".
That's only necessary if the one you're trying to get to mate with you is female.
Wanna mate?
Yeah, OK.
For proof of my good genes, just look at the rest of my family. Them's the ones that's not recessive.
Khadaji
02-28-2007, 06:58 AM
I'm just jealous that there are cute office chicks in your office. We have none. :(
zelie zelerton
02-28-2007, 07:03 AM
Yeah, OK.
For proof of my good genes, just look at the rest of my family. Them's the ones that's not recessive.
Sounds good.
Whip it out big boy.
Malacandra
02-28-2007, 07:09 AM
Well send evidence of you possessing good genetic material then.
What? I don't want YOU. I want your sperm.
It's in the post. Enjoy. My sons are my cite.
zelie zelerton
02-28-2007, 07:10 AM
It's in the post. Enjoy. My sons are my cite.
Hrmmmm - having checked locations you might be the better bet.
Can you get here before 2pm?
Staggerlee
02-28-2007, 07:15 AM
The past few work days, all of the really really really cute chicks in the office have been really really really nice to me. Even the ones who are only nominally cordial to me normally have been really really really nice to me. Bright smiles and warm hellos and friendly how are yous. I honestly can't think of when I've gotten such a major positive reaction from such quality feministas since... ever.Maybe a new rumour's started that you're gay? ( ;) )
lawoot
02-28-2007, 07:18 AM
Two alternate reasons:
1. Office gossip says you are about to be fired. They are being nice to you out of sympathy.
2. Office gossip says you are about to have an enorous promotion. They are being nice out of a desire to ride your coattails up.
Alice The Goon
02-28-2007, 07:56 AM
Okay, okay, I'll fess up.
Having read about how your girlfriend broke up with you on Valentine's Day, I felt sorry for you, and I started a rumor at your work that you have an enormous penis.
You're welcome!
I'm just jealous that there are cute office chicks in your office. We have none. :(
Excuse me, what? Sorry, I was a little distracted.
I was talking about the babes in my department, cardiac surgery. But I just went to a meeting with some bariatric surgery people. When I got on the elevator to go up there, there was this AMAZING babe. Instead of the usual looking at the floor or the wall or whatever, she introduced herself to me. "Hi, I'm Jenn, and I want to get naked with you." That's what I heard, anyway. What she actually said might have been something about how she was going to the same meeting.
So I arrived, and Jenn and I were joined by Dorothy, Kerri, and Barbara. Folks, let me tell you something about the women that work in the field of bariatric surgery. YUM! Not a bum in the lot. The only notes I took in the meeting were "nice tits." I filled a whole page that way.
I need a cold shower.
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Don't forget that now that you are "back on the market" you may be looking more for signals than you were when you were taken. End result is the appearance that cute office girls are into you more than normal.
That's an interesting hypothesis, but I think I can falsify it. There are certain women from whom I'm always looking for signals. So much so that I sometimes find them where they don't exist.
Sunspace
02-28-2007, 08:38 AM
That's only necessary if the one you're trying to get to mate with you is female.If the desired one is male, a clue-by-four is often appropriate. Apply liberally to ...uh, gain his attention.
Evil Captor
02-28-2007, 08:40 AM
I find that, it's not so much what the woman does as whether or not there's boom-chika-wow-wow music going in the background that's the real giveaway.
Sunspace
02-28-2007, 08:43 AM
I find that, it's not so much what the woman does as whether or not there's boom-chika-wow-wow music going in the background that's the real giveaway.How could you tell? Everyone listens to a different personal soundtrack on their iPod these days.
Wallenstein
02-28-2007, 08:44 AM
Damn... two threads in the same day!
Like I said in the other one (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=410309)... pix or ****, thnx!
;)
Least Original User Name Ever
02-28-2007, 08:48 AM
Well send evidence of you possessing good genetic material then.
What? I don't want YOU. I want your sperm.
Piffle. So long as we go through the motions, I don't care WHAT you want. Genetics, schmetics, when does the mating start?
Whip it out big boy.
Oh, it's out, babe. It's out.
Actually, I'm at work right now. So it's in. Wanna meet at, say, six-ish?
Anaamika
03-01-2007, 09:10 PM
Hrmmmm - having checked locations you might be the better bet.
Can you get here before 2pm?
Damn! Ok - I'll take LOUNE then.
zelie zelerton
03-01-2007, 09:45 PM
Thanks.
I don't wanna breed anymore. They can try me again next week or so. :D
Autolycus
03-01-2007, 10:48 PM
I've been single since August, and I'm soooo jealous! Instead of cute women at work, I get the Thaizmanian Devil.
Wow, that pun was bad. Can I get sympathy sex too for being unfunny?
Red Barchetta
03-02-2007, 01:08 AM
I've been single since August, and I'm soooo jealous! Instead of cute women at work, I get the Thaizmanian Devil.
Yeah, well, I've been single since 1985! It's only slightly less depressing when you consider I was born that year.
And there are no girls where I work.
So stop bitching ;)
Autolycus
03-02-2007, 01:10 AM
Yeah, well, I've been single since 1985! It's only slightly less depressing when you consider I was born that year.
Until you reveal your age, then you garner no sympathy from me "maam" ;)
Red Barchetta
03-02-2007, 03:03 AM
Until you reveal your age, then you garner no sympathy from me "maam" ;)
Heh, I didn't realize my "And there are no girls where I work" comment could be another way. I'm a guy.
And I think you can derive my age from the cited birth year :P
Malacandra
03-02-2007, 04:26 AM
Thanks.
I don't wanna breed anymore. They can try me again next week or so. :D
Sorry, did I miss your fertile window? I didn't realize you wanted it delivered in person. Show up when you're ready with a signed disclaimer, I only want to help you breed, not support the results of the exercise. :D
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