View Full Version : Sequential Threat Titles for the Easily Impressed
Gorgon Heap
02-28-2007, 11:14 PM
By sheer luck these all came up in the past few minutes ...
How far are you from your birthplace right now?
When do you want that closet door opened?
What do you think of the kayaker who died?
What do you think of the kayaker who died?
See what happens when you ban smoking?
Please stop peeing on my couch.
It used to be my favorite Easter joke...
If you were a fish, a poem
Gorgon Heap
02-28-2007, 11:16 PM
And yes, they are all from IMHO or MPSIMS.
I'm not sure which one is better:
I can fold a tshirt!
Interesting day at work
or
Interesting day at work
I'm not sure my guinea pig is going to make it.
olivesmarch4th
02-28-2007, 11:41 PM
Provide me an interesting day at work, or I'll fold your guinea pig!
...What? It says, ''Threat'' Titles. ;)
Malacandra
03-01-2007, 03:06 AM
Is Mensa country-specific?
Can people live with half a brain?
What is the defintion of homophobia?
Christina Milian in a Rubber Miniskirt
Werewolf - a game.
What animals could I kill with my bare hands?
Malacandra
03-01-2007, 05:26 AM
I'll do whatever you want.
Oh god yeah that feels good
Gorgon Heap
03-01-2007, 07:32 AM
What? It says, ''Threat'' Titles.
Hmmm. And thus, I see the problem with posting mere moments before going to bed.
Annie-Xmas
03-01-2007, 09:07 AM
New Posts:
One Brain Enter. Two Brains...
Inconvenient For Gore
Malacandra
03-01-2007, 10:33 AM
Suggestion for salary negotiations
Tell me about your Professional Courtesy.
"You will never speak to me that way again" -- Confrontational?
Doesn't sound like the salary negotiation went well...
Annie-Xmas
03-01-2007, 01:53 PM
I'll do whatever you want.
Piss. I'm going to be guilted into throwing a shower.
Describe it in three words.
"Sorry, Wrong Number. Oh, Unless I'm Just A Big, Fat Liar"
Annie-Xmas
03-01-2007, 02:02 PM
I'll do whatever you want.
Alpaca, And Camel, And Musk Ox, And Yak, And Algae! Oh My! – A Fibrous MMP
That's just disgusting
My God and my flighty female friend tag up to destroy me.
Please stop peeing on my couch.
Uh-oh. God's gonna get mad at you for trying to order him around. I think more than the couch is in danger now.
Sorry for the double post, but I just saw this one:
The Celebrity Death Pool 2007
I'm not sure my guinea pig is going to make it.
Just remember, the points don't count if you cause the death yourself.
OR
Wait, how did your guinea pig pass the "celebrity" requirement?
zelie zelerton
03-01-2007, 10:31 PM
I'll do whatever you want.
"Blonde". "Brunette". "Redhead". "Person with black hair"?
Malacandra
03-02-2007, 07:33 AM
I'll do whatever you want.
Right This Very Minute, I'd Like....
:D
CalMeacham
03-02-2007, 03:40 PM
Was the Holocaust actually illegal?
US Holocaust Museum question
The Holocaust isn't funny, of course, but this is a weird juxtaposition. Woulda been weirder if reversed.
CalMeacham
03-02-2007, 04:05 PM
A poll for the single guys (and girls) out there in SDMB Land
How would you answer "Why didn't you marry?"
I always hated that poll question when I was single.....
Annie-Xmas
03-02-2007, 04:06 PM
Another cool juxaposition:
A poll for the single guys (and girls) out there in SDMB Land
How would you answer "Why didn't you marry?"
CalMeacham
03-02-2007, 04:16 PM
And there's another cool juxtaposition.....
Annie-Xmas
03-02-2007, 04:20 PM
Since Cal beat me on the last one...
Will Superman (or Clark Kent) ever have gay sex?
Creepy, offensive, or just plain unsettling subtexts in lighthearted sitcoms.
Sierra Indigo
03-02-2007, 04:20 PM
From right here in MPSIMS
Doper pic thread
Zombies are rampant! There's a major outbreak! What do you do?
I discover the girl I like plays for the other team
Japanese cuteness in Iraq
The world's squishiest death threat
Behold, the awesomeness that is my grandchild!
enigm4tic
03-04-2007, 05:45 PM
Want to inscript secret message beneath my remodled ledges.
Anybody want to see the cutest thing EVER!!!?
Alpaca, And Camel, And Musk Ox, And Yak, And Algae! Oh My!
Anybody up for doing both at the same time?
Malacandra
03-05-2007, 03:31 AM
Anybody want to see the cutest thing EVER!!!?
Dang it! Found a puppy . . .
Max the Immortal
03-05-2007, 03:53 AM
Wow, I thought it was 2007. Racist comment about upcoming election.
If Estonia can do it, why can't we?
Cat's leg has to be amputated...
Worst set of safety instructions I have ever seen
Malacandra
03-05-2007, 04:19 AM
A poll for the single guys (and girls) out there in SDMB Land
How would you answer "Why didn't you marry?"
Tapioca Dextrin
03-05-2007, 04:57 AM
Eliminating lazy thinking about Wal-Mart
Resistance is Futile. All will be assimilated
The WalMartians have won :(
Annie-Xmas
03-05-2007, 07:21 AM
A Gem from Cafe Society
Recommend some appropriate songs for a 4 year old...
Great Vagina Dentata Moments In Cinema...
Ludovic
03-05-2007, 08:15 AM
Why are children so energetic?
processor overheating? how would i check to make sure?
Ludovic
03-05-2007, 09:04 AM
Time travel people, question.
Ask the guy who's getting married in 146.5 hours
Annie-Xmas
03-05-2007, 11:17 AM
I hate it when students lie or are just plain dum
This is your brain. This is your brain on SDMB
CalMeacham
03-05-2007, 12:21 PM
TAR 3/4 - "I'm Sorry I'm Wearing A Bathing Suit. It Is Very Weird, I Know"
What was the first film with nudity that I/you saw?
Martian Bigfoot
03-05-2007, 06:47 PM
Swiss Accidentally Invade Liechtenstein
I'll bet they'll be there longer than 20 minutes...
Must... resist... obvious... jokes...
CalMeacham
03-05-2007, 06:52 PM
What cultural changes have caught you completely by surprise?
Sales culture
Martian Bigfoot
03-05-2007, 07:48 PM
This is your brain. This is your brain on SDMB.
Okay, this is totally immature of me
Extraterrestrials Can Help Solve Global Warming
LVgeogeek
03-05-2007, 10:43 PM
I finished my presentation!
What the heck happens in Delaware?
A positive Best Buy story - for a change.
Malacandra
03-06-2007, 06:29 AM
Inherited Gay Gene Therapy
Does this sort of "science" bug you?
A little. But there are plenty on the Dope for whom it strikes a lot closer to home!
Annie-Xmas
03-06-2007, 09:55 AM
Hammers and Chisels and Knees: Oh My! MMP (With Bonus Kitty Goodness!)
Cat's leg has to be amputated...
Annie-Xmas
03-06-2007, 12:38 PM
Fun in the Pit:
And what about extremist libertarians?
Let's Not Forget Extreme Gangster Octopussians
Now for the Right-Wing Extremists!
Tell me Starving Artist wouldn't be a burglar.
Tell me Hillary wouldn't be a socialist dictator.
CalMeacham
03-06-2007, 03:00 PM
Does she like me? Any subtle ways to tell?
And what about extremist libertarians?
If the Extremist Libertarians atart discussing their personal idea of the Ideal State with you, then they really like you.
CalMeacham
03-06-2007, 03:04 PM
Now for the Green Party!
Edible office plants?
Are you a Green Party Extremist if you insist on Edible Office Plants?
CalMeacham
03-06-2007, 03:07 PM
A question for the men re leaving presents
Would you?
I've been known to, from time to time
enigm4tic
03-06-2007, 03:30 PM
from GB
The role of the U.S. military and moral nation building
Eliminating lazy thinking about Wal-Mart
And here I thought they were all about protecting the United States... maybe it's the same mission...
brewha
03-06-2007, 03:38 PM
Troubleshooting electric clothes dryer
Seriously Target, that system sucks
close, but not quite sequential...
The Green Party
I’m trying to figure out if my friend is doing drugs
Toddlers Smoking Pot…where’s the proof?
CalMeacham
03-06-2007, 08:03 PM
So that's what the von Trapp family is up to these days.
Anyone want to play Family Feud/Family Fortune?
Scarlett67
03-06-2007, 09:11 PM
in IMHO:
In the Mood . . .
Does she like me? Any subtle ways to tell?
Hm, I'd say you should at least introduce yourself first . . .
Malacandra
03-07-2007, 06:13 AM
My baby sister is losing her hearing
Okay, this is totally immature of me
Yes, you should have grown out of the "What?" gag by now.
dogbutler
03-07-2007, 11:32 AM
The Celebrity Death Pool 2007
What do you people want from me?
Die,
Q.E.D.
03-07-2007, 12:19 PM
The cleaning lady found a vibrator.
List your irrational fear.
Lemur866
03-07-2007, 01:01 PM
Parenting Tips and Tricks I wished I'd learned earlier
Husbands and wives with the same first name
garygnu
03-07-2007, 09:38 PM
The cleaning lady found a vibrator.
I know you're embarrassed about it, but you're just making it worse.
Rhubarb
03-07-2007, 10:48 PM
List your irrational fear
Ask the guy who's getting married in 146.5 hours
Anne Neville
03-07-2007, 11:09 PM
The greatest threat to the environment?
Ice Cream Delivery
betenoir
03-08-2007, 03:29 AM
The cleaning lady found a vibrator
In which I sleep with my subordinate
Notes for my next porn film.
Tapioca Dextrin
03-08-2007, 04:07 AM
a Random Challenge?
Between home and work (35 miles) ...
Anybody interested in playing some Reversi, aka Othello?
That does sound pretty random.
Malacandra
03-08-2007, 04:09 AM
What drives the development of new societal rules?
Fraudulent televangelists
Malacandra
03-08-2007, 07:24 AM
When/did you get "the talk"?
Who's the Father
That's leaving "the talk" a little late, unfortunately.
CalMeacham
03-08-2007, 08:06 AM
If grammarians wrote songs . . .
What's with all the S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G in current music?
Annie-Xmas
03-08-2007, 08:35 AM
Odd find at the British Museum
'It's not a tumah'- no wait, it is
Hung Mung
03-08-2007, 08:49 AM
SDMB Gun Nut Thread
How I Completely and totally shoot it all to hell again: The Bonsai Girl Incident
Annie-Xmas
03-08-2007, 09:57 AM
The cleaning lady found a vibrator.
I know you're embarrassed about it, but you're just making it worse.
Counting down and holding on
Wile E
03-08-2007, 10:15 AM
A four-fer
In which I sleep with my subordinate
Ok, now this got me thinking...
Okay, this is totally immature of me
The cleaning lady found a vibrator.
arseNal
03-08-2007, 11:28 AM
From the other day:
Troubleshooting electric clothes dryer
Why would a bear bite an electrical wire?
Ludovic
03-08-2007, 01:33 PM
Okay I made this one up, but at least they are in the right order:
In which I sleep with my subordinate
Describe it in three words
Who's the Father
Wile E
03-08-2007, 03:10 PM
List your irrational fear.
People who grew up with the Cheerios in the Yellow box. Do you still eat them?
Which is it, do you fear the Cheerios in the Yellow box or the people who eat them?
Tikki
03-08-2007, 03:29 PM
Today I will win the Lottery.....
But will she say yes?
Well, the chances are probably better now that you're a millionaire...
Ok, now this got me thinking...
Between home and work (35 miles) ...
But will she say yes?
Maybe you'll have by the time you get from work to home (Another 35 miles.)
List your irrational fear.
The cleaning lady found a vibrator.
There's no evidence that it's my vibrator, is there. Is there? :eek:
In which I sleep with my subordinate
Abs of vinyl, buns of hardwood?
How'd you guess? Did you sleep with him too?
FatBaldGuy
03-08-2007, 03:32 PM
I want one of the new dollar coins!
Products which are surprisingly hard to find
Cat Whisperer
03-08-2007, 05:37 PM
Worst Advertising Slogan Ever
The Cleaning Lady Found A Vibrator
I dunno; it'd get MY attention.
Cat Whisperer
03-08-2007, 05:39 PM
Who's The Father
A Random Challenge?
Sounds like some episodes of Maury - "Well, we've tested every guy in your hometown and still haven't found the father. Did you go on vacation around that time?"
Malacandra
03-09-2007, 02:55 AM
In which I sleep with my subordinate
But will she say yes?
anamnesis
03-09-2007, 03:17 AM
Swiss Accidentally Invade Lichtenstein
I can't trust Snopes anymore!
I fed my nuts to the squirrels in the park
And the grossest story of the year goes to ...
The greatest threat to the environment?
Those tourists ...
How tied are you to your present location?
Help me find a motorcycle
Sublight
03-09-2007, 05:16 AM
I gave at the Office-finally
In which I sleep with my subordinate
Charity?
CalMeacham
03-09-2007, 07:53 AM
"May I kiss you?"
Australian Kinsey-for-teenagers
In the Mood . . .
Malacandra
03-09-2007, 08:03 AM
In which I sleep with my subordinate
I Pit The Asswipe Fucking With My Marriage
Um, if you're sleeping with your subordinate, that asswipe would be you! :eek:
Malacandra
03-09-2007, 09:18 AM
In which I sleep with my subordinate
The cleaning lady found a vibrator.
This thread just keeps giving and giving!
Wile E
03-09-2007, 10:28 AM
Holy crap, I'm engaged!
Worst. Advertising slogan. Ever.
Well, I still think it's better than the sappy "Every kiss begins with Kay".
Annie-Xmas
03-09-2007, 12:58 PM
What have you done recently that you're proud of?
So you wake up tomorrow and you can heal people
Annie-Xmas
03-09-2007, 02:11 PM
Things that the SDMB made blindingly obvious to you.
Jenna Bush != Anne Frank, or. . .
Fighting ignornance?
CalMeacham
03-09-2007, 02:43 PM
What Would Happen If The Sun Burned Out?
If the earth was a baseball.
they'd have to call the game on account of darkness.
Malacandra
03-10-2007, 03:37 AM
But will she say yes?
Propositioned by a random woman
Annie-Xmas
03-10-2007, 01:08 PM
The 10 principles of economics, explained.
Ben Wallace tried to pick my pocket!
In the BBQ Pit:
And today's candidate for Mother of the Year is...
To those who don't think criminals are different than you and I
Hillary Clinton, the 'Seinfeld' Candidate
I imagine this occuring like an Oscar presentation. The "..." is the pause to open the envelope.
Martian Bigfoot
03-10-2007, 04:20 PM
Okay, this is totally immature of me
I fed my nuts to the squirrels in the park.
I got superglued back together
Dude, what have you been smoking?
Malacandra
03-11-2007, 01:58 AM
So, were we flirting?
Popping the Question
"May I kiss you?"
Bootis
03-11-2007, 04:40 AM
I fed my nuts to the squirrels in the park.
Check out my shiny new toy
excellent!
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