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Mouse_Maven
03-09-2007, 12:30 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, [Drum roll] I present to you the SkinBag (http://www.skinbag.net/skinbag-gb/index.php)!

Organic objects seamless, in synthetic human skin,
Limited series, or on demand and made to measure
Skin-related Bags, Accessories and OverGarnments,
a successful alchemy between the captivating and the repulsive
for a sensuel fashion without complacency.

G o r e + C h i c = V e r y C h i c


SkinBag is presented like a mutation proposal.
It is a type of discarded skin which retains an identity.

Every bag is an extension of our body.

:dubious:
HazelNutCoffee
03-09-2007, 12:42 PM
Do they make lampshades?
Mouse_Maven
03-09-2007, 12:45 PM
Do they make lampshades?


::whince:: . . .shoulda saw that one coming. . .


:D
Roonwit
03-09-2007, 12:56 PM
Huh. According to my calculations, Gore + Chic = Oh, that looks nasty.
tdn
03-09-2007, 01:02 PM
I have to get one of those! You see, I need to have two baseballs with me at all times, and I never have a place to keep them.
Mindfield
03-09-2007, 01:13 PM
Repulsive, yet replete with the potential for "hold my bag" jokes.
vetbridge
03-09-2007, 01:16 PM
Are they available made from foreskins so that they can expand?
badbadrubberpiggy
03-09-2007, 01:21 PM
Are they available made from foreskins so that they can expand?

If you rub them, they turn into suitcases.
velvetjones
03-09-2007, 01:23 PM
I've read the first three testimonials and I just want to ask, who are these people?

Synthetic human skin....whatever :rolleyes:

tdn I can think of better places for your balls.
HazelNutCoffee
03-09-2007, 01:25 PM
If you rub them, they turn into suitcases.
HA!
Hal Briston
03-09-2007, 01:30 PM
I'll be happy to fawn over the first person to contact them using the name "Buffalo Bill" and request a custom-made woman suit.