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kellibelli
10-06-2000, 02:26 PM
First answer the questions, maybe a 'reply with quote' then you can type them in...

Then check your answers.


1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?

2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?

8. What do you do with the cup?

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?

10. How will you cross the water?
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Analysis

1. this person is the most important person in your life.
I picked Angkins. No man in my life, bah, who needs them!
2. The size of the animal represents how big you think your problems are.
I picked a bear.
3. The interaction represents how you deal with your problems.
I ran.
4. The size of the house represents your ambition to solve your problems.
The house was HUGE.
5. No fence means an open personality
no fence~big suprise there.
6. If you did not see food, flowers, or people…you are generally unhappy
I saw flowers :D
7. The durability of the material of the cup represents the perceived durability of your relationship with #1
It was plastic...what does THAT mean??
8. What you do with the cup represents your attitude towards #1
I left it on the ground!
9. The size of this body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
It was a lake.
10. How wet you get crossing it indicates the importance of your sex life.
I swam.


I hope you enjoy this. I did!

SqrlCub
10-06-2000, 03:14 PM
1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?

DCnewsman

2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?

A squirrel, duh.

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

I just look at it.

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.

It is large but not overly so and fits into the landscape nicely.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Nope.

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.

It has orange, yellow, and red fall flowers atop it with a heavy red velvet table liner. The table itself is a rosewood nouveau gothic/baroque cross-period piece that has many fanciful swirls carved into it as well as some nice stylized wood nymphs. Oh, and there is also the beginnings of a feast on it.

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?

Porcelein.

8. What do you do with the cup?

I pick it up and put it in the cupboard.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?

It is a nice mid sized stream that flows closer towards the house and contains a nice pond.

10. How will you cross the water?

I go to the thin part of the stream and jump.

DC will take issues with the interpretations that you have at the end since my sex drive is fairly strong and important in my life.

HUGS!
Sqrl

PS. It was cute Kell's.

MovieMogul
10-06-2000, 03:22 PM
1. Ray Bolger
2. A Lion
3. We begin a conversation, but I scare it
4. It is huge, almost like a small city. Green, too.
5. No, but there is a golden road leading up to it, and lots of pretty flowers. [Sniff] I think I'm going to take a nap now...
6. A big ugly winged monkey
7. Metal, though it more resembles a bucket.
8. I throw its contents on a threatening woman approaching me. She looks like she could need a bath anyway, given her greenish complexion.
9. It's enormous--seemingly uncrossable. How am I going to get home?
10. Click the heels of my shoes three times.

brachyrhynchos
10-06-2000, 03:23 PM
1. who are you walking with? Best friend, an entomologist
2. what kind of animal is it? pecchary
3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal? none - We watch it and it ignores us.
4. your dream house…..describe its size. Small
5. a fence? Around the back and to one side.
6. on or around the table. Bills, finished and unfinished wreathes, pieces of paper and odds-and-ends.
7. what is the cup made of? Ceramic.
8. What do you do with the cup? Empty any water in case there are mosquitoes in there - I'll let the bugman do it.
9. what type of body of water is it? 2nd order stream.
10. How will you cross the water? walk.


Hmmm, I think I'm afraid to interprete this.
::runs away::

headshok
10-06-2000, 03:43 PM
1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?
My father

2. You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?
A dog (my dog, actually)

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We stare at each other; he walks into the woods and I follow him

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.
Surprisingly large

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
Just a bare wooden table; funny, I don't feel unhappy

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?
Metal

8. What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up; pick up my father? Hmmm...

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
A lake

10. How will you cross the water?
I walk around it; yep, that's my sex life all right!

tubagirl
10-06-2000, 03:50 PM
1. who are you walking with? my husband, Chris.
2. what kind of animal is it? opossum
3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal? It waddles by in front of us.
4. your dream house…..describe its size. medium
5. a fence? none
6. on or around the table. two candlesticks and a blue table cloth
7. what is the cup made of? styrofome (at least it isn't biodegradable)
8. What do you do with the cup? I kick it out of the way. (teach my bitch to get in the way!) ;)
9. what type of body of water is it? lake with a beach
10. How will you cross the water? dinghy


This will teach my husband not to mess with me... j/k

sk8rixtx
10-06-2000, 03:51 PM
1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?
Alec, my best friend.

2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?
A gecko. (hehe)

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I lick the gecko.

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.
Ridiculously large.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Invisible fencing, yes.

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
In the middle, a giant fruitbowl, filled with bananas, apples, oranges and condoms.

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?
Styrofoam. It's biodegradable. (spelling?)

8. What do you do with the cup?
I light it on fire.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
White water rapids.

10. How will you cross the water?
Ever see Deliverance?

ReservoirDog
10-06-2000, 03:52 PM
Oh, this is sooooo accurate.

I have always wanted to wash the Pope and play chess with a beaver.

sk8rixtx
10-06-2000, 03:55 PM
So I want to light Alec on fire? No I don't.

Beadalin
10-06-2000, 04:15 PM
Not to butt in here, but sk8rixtx, what in the hell are you doing licking a gecko?

Just wondering.

sk8rixtx
10-06-2000, 04:17 PM
Beadalin, don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

lolagranola
10-06-2000, 04:33 PM
Against my better judgement, I'm replying to this before I read anyone elses answers and before I see the answer key.

1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?

Mr. Granola.

2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?

A kangaroo. I know what you're thinking. But how should I know what the kangaroo is doing in the woods?

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

We grab a beer!?!

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.

Freakin' huge.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Probably not, although I've always dreamt of a moat and a drawbridge.

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.

Numerous books; magazines; papers of all sorts; a cold, half drunk coffee cup with lipstick on it; and the remains of some toast, complete with crumbs littering the books and papers.

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?

My coffee cup. Dang, I knew I should have brought that back in.

8. What do you do with the cup?

Take it in and toss it in the sink.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?

A small stream. Very relaxing.

10. How will you cross the water?

It's only ankle deep, so I can wade.

Okay. Now I'll check the answer key and see what the heck all of this means...

lolagranola
10-06-2000, 04:38 PM
OKAY!!!!!!!!!! I have issues with this thing!!!

I don't see how my lack of food, flowers or people makes me unhappy. I'm very happy, and I happen to love books, ok? They make me content. I guess that my cold coffee and toast crumbs count as food, but sheesh. I don't even like flowers.

I threw my coffee cup into the sink. And what exactly does this have to do with my relationship? I don't get it.

And I'll have you know that my sex life is great and almost unusually important to me. I just don't like large bodies of water. Hey, I almost drowned when I was a kid...

kellibelli
10-06-2000, 04:42 PM
hahahahahahah
You guys are great!
I cant beleive Tuba kicked her cup!

ROTFLMFAO!!

Feynn
10-06-2000, 04:46 PM
1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?

I think I would be walking through the woods with my dog because Lola doesn't like hiking all that much. It would be nice if she decided to come along though.

2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A giraffe, don't ask me why but it is the first thing that popped into my head. Maybe the woods are in Kenya?

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

We just look at each other.

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.

Big but not enormous, 5000 sq. feet.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Yes, and the fence is planted with ivy's and vines so it doesn't look like a fence... more like a wall.

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.

The table is of polished wood and covered with a clean white cloth. There are fresh flowers on the table, my briefcase and some papers are there at one end.

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?

China. It's a teacup.

8. What do you do with the cup?

I take it into the house, wash it, and put it back with the other teacups.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?

The house is built on a cliff and when you hit the edge of the property you look out over the Pacific Ocean.

10. How will you cross the water?

In my sailboat.

Strainger
10-06-2000, 04:59 PM
1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?
I can think of a number of possibilities, but no one in particular stands out.

2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?
A deer.

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It looks me in the eye for a few seconds before running off.

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.
Not too terribly large, but bigger than average. Enough for a great room, separate dining room, den 3 bedrooms, and a rec room -- all spacious, but not huge by any means. It sits on several acres of land.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No.

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
4 chairs around it. On top, place mats, silverware, glasses, and a centerpiece.

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?
Porcelain.

8. What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up, rinse it, and put it in the dishwasher.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
A large pond.

10. How will you cross the water?
Strip down and swim across.

Feynn
10-06-2000, 05:04 PM
I answered before looking at the key, it was amusing to say the least. Just what did I learn here?

I don't mind being alone, my dog is important, and Lola is the one I would most like to be with as long as she wants to come along.

I analyze my problems before I put any effort into solving them.

Can I have a wall puh-leese??? I don't think I would keep it locked though. I like to get in and out without too much hassle.

I am really happy today.

Lola and I have a strong relationship but it must be handled with some care. (I have teacups that are ancient)

My sex drive is immense but not that important??? How does that work? I know that when I used to sail I often got soaked to the bone. I don't put sex at the top of the list when it comes to rating our relationship but it's up there.

You should have seen Lola's face when I answered "Ocean". BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

jovius
10-06-2000, 05:14 PM
1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?
- My ex-g/f

2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?
- Deer

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
- I pet it (before it ran away)

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.
- Small & cozy

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
- Nope

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
- Food, lots of it; turkey, beef, veggies, glass of wine; chairs for everyone

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?
- Ceramic

8. What do you do with the cup?
- Hold it

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
- River; fresh and running but not too rapid

10. How will you cross the water?
- Canoe or swim

Sofa King
10-06-2000, 05:21 PM
I have a ceramic relationship with Santa Claus?

Kvallulf
10-06-2000, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by kellibelli
First answer the questions, maybe a 'reply with quote' then you can type them in...

Then check your answers.


1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?

2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it? Its a HUGE Red Dragon!!!

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
He asks me if I have any Grey Poupon.
4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.
About the size of a small town. I have my own rail system in place to take me around
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No, but there are stautes and a fountain.

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
Its a long table with room for 30 people, and there are various foodstuffs such as roast pig, roast duck, pheasant, rabbit, and turkey. I also see wine bottles stationed at intervals on the table.

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?

Yeah!!! I found my old beer stein!!!!

8. What do you do with the cup?
I put it my backpack, never know when you will need it.
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
Why its my giant wave pool, of course. Complete with waterslides, and a lazy river.
10. How will you cross the water?
.Duh, I go swimming!
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Analysis

1. this person is the most important person in your life.
I picked Angkins. No man in my life, bah, who needs them!
2. The size of the animal represents how big you think your problems are.
I picked a bear.
3. The interaction represents how you deal with your problems.
I ran.
4. The size of the house represents your ambition to solve your problems.
The house was HUGE.
5. No fence means an open personality
no fence~big suprise there.
6. If you did not see food, flowers, or people…you are generally unhappy
I saw flowers :D
7. The durability of the material of the cup represents the perceived durability of your relationship with #1
It was plastic...what does THAT mean??
8. What you do with the cup represents your attitude towards #1
I left it on the ground!
9. The size of this body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
It was a lake.
10. How wet you get crossing it indicates the importance of your sex life.
I swam.


I hope you enjoy this. I did!

Angkins
10-06-2000, 06:24 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by kellibelli
[B]First answer the questions, maybe a 'reply with quote' then you can type them in...

Then check your answers.


1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?
Rob
2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?
dog
3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
pet him
4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.
big
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
yes
6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
flowers
7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?
pottery
8. What do you do with the cup?
pick it up
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
ocean
10. How will you cross the water?
.boat

Angkins
10-06-2000, 06:32 PM
Kelli made me do this quiz and did not allow me to look at the answers submitted my reply!

I was flattered to find out she chose me to walk in the woods with......but a plastic measuring cup!! It was a full cup.... metric even she claims :rolleyes: ;)

It seems I have a big sex drive but it is not that important to me......but really...... it's not like I could swim accross the ocean!

Drain Bead
10-06-2000, 06:37 PM
1. Brian (no surprises there)

2. A fox pup (well, I guess that's small...)

3. I pick it up and cuddle it. It's cute! (I suppose that's a good thing--I embrace my problems!)

4. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, huge kitchen and living room, finished basement. Not a mansion, but nice. (I guess that's big enough...right?)

5. I dislike fences. (Funny, because I'm not all that open either. If it means anything, I pictured large hedges instead...)

6. An ivory lace tablecloth, a blue bowl full of rose petals, and two matching blue candles. (Rose petals. Those are flowers, right?)

7. Glazed earthenware. (Well, it's made of the Earth, which is pretty damned strong. Or maybe I'm reaching.)

8. I leave it there. (I think this says more about how I don't like to clean.)

9. A lake. (Well, that's accurate.)

10. I walk around the shoreline. (HAHAHAHAHA!)

Lsura
10-06-2000, 06:44 PM
1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?
My best friend(yeah, it's a guy *blush*)

2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?
a bear

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It runs away

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.
Small cottage

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Nope

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
Spaghetti, garlic bread, mmmmm(think I'm hungry)

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?
Styrofoam.

8. What do you do with the cup?
poke holes in it

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
a lake

10. How will you cross the water?

build a bridge

Lsura
10-06-2000, 06:59 PM
So, I posted without looking at the key too.

umm....

1- yeah, I love him.(then there's the, does he know, and the answer is no...)

2, 3, 4-yeah, I know I feel that they feel huge....I don't think they are going away, though I wish they would, and I do feel small compared to them.

5- yeah, pretty open.

6-yeah, not generally unhappy. :)

7-styrofoam...???????umm....who knows

8- yep,I poke holes in relationships

9-yeah, pretty big *sigh*

10- ummm..yeah, I do avoid situations that might end in *making love* but not in sex. Sex is simple. Loving someone is not.

chique
10-06-2000, 08:34 PM
Items bolded are my responses, followed by the analysis.

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1. this person is the most important person in your life.
Grampa.
Yup.

2. The size of the animal represents how big you think your problems are.
Woodchuck.
Ummm...ok, how about a REALLY BIG woodchuck?

3. The interaction represents how you deal with your problems.
I sic the dog on it.
That's kind of interesting - does this mean I use the best tools for the job?

4. The size of the house represents your ambition to solve your problems.
3 stories, basic indoor main level floor space @50'Wx40'D. Huge front porches.
I'll let someone else interpret that one - I don't know if that's 'large' or not.

5. No fence means an open personality
The house is not, but the house is also surround by horse pastures, so maybe it is.
Yup.

6. If you did not see food, flowers, or people…you are generally unhappy
Candles and flowers.
I saw flowers :D

7. The durability of the material of the cup represents the perceived durability of your relationship with #1
Porcelain
My grampa is nearly 90 :(

8. What you do with the cup represents your attitude towards #1
Take it back in and wash it.
:( (we really need a crying icon)

9. The size of this body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Up here it's called a "creek", pronounced "crick"
No. The dream site of my dream house is the pasture in the back of the farm - this most DEFINITELY does not apply ;)

10. How wet you get crossing it indicates the importance of your sex life.
Stepping stones, left there by Mother Nature
See #9, but OTOH this is pretty much true. Think about it - when there's a lot of water I get really wet :D

The Asbestos Mango
10-06-2000, 09:12 PM
1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?

God

2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?

a wild one

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

I stop and watch it as it goes about its business.

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.

2000 sq.ft., single story. I don't like to clean...

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No fence, it's in the middle of the woods, why do I need a fence?

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.

two place settings- plates, cloth napkins, silverware.

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?

earthenware

8. What do you do with the cup?

wash it, then fill it with water to drink. maybe adopt it as my coffee cup.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?

small lake

10. How will you cross the water?

swim

OK, kellibelli, you analyze it.

User 10K
10-06-2000, 09:15 PM
I took this test in college, when my husband's friend read it to me in front of him. (We were getting serious, but not married yet.)

I dropped the damn cup! (a found object is my "relationahip"? Good grief!)

This shocked them both and I had to come up with an excuse.

So I made him a tin cup out of a soup can with wire, and painted the words "our unbreakable cup of love". It was on the windowsill holding flowers every day for weeks. Then he had me put it away as it "represented guilt over a stupid joke". I instantly saw he was right and got rid of it. And now I find I still resent the damn joke after all these years!

Hanna
10-06-2000, 09:31 PM
1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?
My dog

2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?
deer

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
The deer runs away when it sees me and my dog

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.
large

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
no

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
mail, newspapers, my camera stuff

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?
china

8. What do you do with the cup?
sell it on eBay

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
ocean

10. How will you cross the water?
catamaran
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Analysis :eek:

mega the roo
10-06-2000, 10:18 PM
1. Ryan

2. A Bambi. :)

3. We just stood back and watch it wander around.

4. It's big. Big and old.

5. No.

6. Some candles burning and some daisies.

7. Clay.

8. I pick it up and put it on a chair.

9. A stream

10. I will hike up my pants and walk through.

kellibelli
10-06-2000, 10:37 PM
The funniest stuff on this thread:

SqrlCub:10. How will you cross the water? I go to the thin part of the stream and jump.
OK, how many people can picture this??

tubagirl: 8. What do you do with the cup? I kick it out of the way.
Oh shit, I laughed out loud at that!


sk8rixtx:3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal? I lick the gecko.

Iolagranola: A kangaroo. I know what you're thinking. But how should I know what the kangaroo is doing in the woods?

Feynn: You should have seen Lola's face when I answered "Ocean". BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Drainbead: 10. I walk around the shoreline. (HAHAHAHAHA!)

Boscibo: 8. What do you do with the cup? sell it on eBay


agisofia, I would say you are at peace with your relationship with god, content and committed.

You guys are alot of fun! :)

racinchikki
10-06-2000, 10:47 PM
1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?
-- My friend James

2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?
-- A smallish doe (deer)

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
-- I keep walking and eventually it runs away

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.
-- Medium/large (2 story, plenty big enough, but not ridiculously huge-assed)

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
-- Nope

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
-- Really pretty table settings -- tan china with an indian pattern on it, glass stemware, silver flatware, cloth placemats and napkins, a centerpiece of pretty pretty fall-colored flowers, more flowers on the sideboard

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?
-- Glass

8. What do you do with the cup?
-- Pick it up and carry it with me

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
-- A pond (the kind you can use as a swimming hole or sit in it on a canoe)

10. How will you cross the water?
-- Swim through it or walk around it, depends on the weather

Mamapotomus
10-06-2000, 11:35 PM
I gave him the test- here goes:

1. The pope is the most important person in his life.
2. His problems are represented by a beaver.
3. He prefers to "ass-rape" the problems represented by said beaver.
4. His ambition to "ass-rape" the beaver is represented by a large 2 story log cabin.
5. He is friendly, he needs no fences.
6. His table is covered in food.
7. His relationship with the Pope is symbolized by a glass...
8. Which he steps on.
9. His sex drive is the size of a lake....
10. Which is so unimportant that he crosses it in a boat, so he won't get wet.
Could the test be flawed? We aren't Catholic and I swear he's not into animal porn....
;)

MysterEcks
10-07-2000, 01:08 AM
The questions, my answers, and my commentary on the analysis.

1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?
A female friend.
Yeah, that works.

2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?
A deer.
Should have been an elephant.

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
If it's hunting season, I shoot it; if not, I just stop and watch it.
If I interpret the second part of my answer as brooding over them, it would work.

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house…..describe its size.
Big house--three stories, and balconies/patios around every floor.
Perhaps.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No--open fields and woods.
Completely wrong--I am a professional introvert.

6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
A deck of cards and piles of money--obviously time for a poker game.
Er...maybe. Though poker games tend to make me happy.

7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?
Plastic.
Nice thought--plastic can live forever.

8. What do you do with the cup?
Throw it away.
Sounds like the sort of brainless thing I'd do.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
A small lake.
Been over two years--maybe that should be a big lake.

10. How will you cross the water?
In my boat.
[i]Like I said, it's been over two years--no point in getting wet over it.