Tit Mouse!

[Mouse_Maven]

“They’re big, they’re firm and they’re sensitive, and they’re working hard to get the dairy open in time.” Great Expectations.

I have always thought of milk production as a strictly bovine occupation - then I got pregnant. Now I’ve gone up a cup size and the actual function of my breasts are becoming obvious. It’s creeping me out. (Honestly, the idea of another human being growing inside me is also disturbing, but that goes under the “Holy shit, I’m going to be mother!” panic.)

Mammals, what the hell were they thinking?

[brewha]

“Now I’ve gone up a cup size ...


Cite? :D

Sorry, I had to.

[Mouse_Maven]

Cite? :D

Sorry, I had to.

Wow, in the first response. :D [Wet blanket] Look do you really want to see pasty white mammaries criss-crossed by blue veins and sitting above an enlarged - and equally pale - abdomen?[/WB] Even the family cats are getting a little weirded out.

Young Kittie: :confused: What's going on with her?

Old Cat: She's pregnant. Keep your distance.

YK: What's pregnant?

OC: Females go crazy then little ones come. She'll beat up on The Big Guy the entire time.

[Montgomery0]

Wow, in the first response. :D [Wet blanket] Look do you really want to see pasty white mammaries criss-crossed by blue veins and sitting above an enlarged - and equally pale - abdomen?[/WB]

Yes please. :)

[Roboto]

[Wet blanket] Look do you really want to see pasty white mammaries criss-crossed by blue veins and sitting above an enlarged - and equally pale - abdomen?[/WB]I'll never know unless I see.

[Marlitharn]

In a few months, and with patience and practice, you'll be able to squirt your man in the eye from up to six feet away.

[Madd Maxx]

In a few months, and with patience and practice, you'll be able to squirt your man in the eye from up to six feet away.

Also, in about 9 months your tits will leak in public at the sound of any kid crying. Good times, good times.

Hopefully your husband wouldn't be the type that would record your baby's crying on his cell phone so as to get back at you for repeatedly squirting him in the face with breast milk.

[Roboto]

In a few months, and with patience and practice, you'll be able to squirt your man in the eye from up to six feet away.

Men have the ability to retaliate . . .

[Autolycus]

. . .the actual function of my breasts are becoming obvious. It’s creeping me out . . .

There is nothing creepy about a breast massage :p

[tomndebb]

Cite? :D ::: sigh :::

Today's youth.

In order for Ms. Mouse to provide a citation, she would need only ask her spouse or some other person to sign on as a guest and testify that her condition is as described.
What is the point of asking for a cite?

As any experienced internet participant should know, the proper request upon reading her original statement would be. . .


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JPEG!

[Mouse_Maven]

Mouse_Spouse is an amature photographer that hopes to be a professional one day. He has many good quality cameras, digital photo manipulation software and a computer powerful enough to store all of this.

The irony: My beloved prefers to take pictures of landscapes and wildlife. Sorry Dopers, unless my chest begins to rivial the Grand Tetons, there will be no pics. (I'm asking for my own cheapo digital camera for Yule/Christmas, so there will be some around-the-house photos.)

Hypothetical Conversation
MS: Honey, let's take your picture.
MM (cranky and very hormonal): Why? Do I qualify as a landscape now?
MS: No, but you're acting like a wild animal.

:D

[Mouse_Maven]

Men have the ability to retaliate . . .

Waitaminute! That got me into this situation in the first place.

::Shoots milk::
Hey! Stop that!

You started it!


:cool:

[MoodIndigo1]

I have always thought of milk production as a strictly bovine occupation - then I got pregnant. Now I’ve gone up a cup size and the actual function of my breasts are becoming obvious. It’s creeping me out. (Honestly, the idea of another human being growing inside me is also disturbing, but that goes under the “Holy shit, I’m going to be mother!” panic.)

It's both humbling and wonderful. Nature doesn't let us women forget that we are animals-- we're reminded of that every month, or by experiences such as yours.

P.S. your breasts haven't finished growing yet. I went from a B to a DD+

P.P.S. That was a LONG time ago, so current pics would prove both pointless and disturbing.

[bbs2k]

Technically, wouldn't you have mouse tits? :p

[AHunter3]

The buoyant emptiness of postpartum...the experience of being edible?

;) Must be interesting.

[LifeOnWry]

Oh, the boobie fairy showed up, huh? Yeah, I went from modest, perky little A cups to D cups, then back to As that were no longer so perky. You know that joke about wearing a size 36-long bra? That'd be me :(

Nosy time: are you planning to nurse? I didn't plan to, but we were young and broke and formula is pricey, and the doc reminded that if I started nursing and didn't dig it, I could stop, but the opposite wasn't so easy. I started out all half-hearted and then got the blues when the little one decided to wean herself at nine months. I could have easily become one of those Moms who would nurse 'til the kid was two.

[picunurse]

titmouse (http://www.fcps.edu/islandcreekes/ecology/tufted_titmouse.htm) :D



















Ha!

[Terrorcotta]

So, Miz Mouse, hows it feel to drop a peg on the food chain, huh?

[Avarie537]

You think you've got boobs now, eh? Just wait until your milk comes in! I was a 36D when I got pregnant, and got a little bigger while carrying. Then, three days post-partum, my milk came in. Holy cow! I looked like I had cantaloupes on my chest. My husband loved it. It was kind of fun (and took my mind off of the shifting internal organs for a couple of days). Then the leaking at night started. Ugh. I'm surprised I didn't ruin our mattress pad.

Have fun experiencing all the weird things your body does while playing host to a cute l'il parasite!

[Kalhoun]

Heh-heh. I went "knockers nuclear" a good 6 months before I started showing. Everyone encouraged me to enter a wet t-shirt contest because I was so boobilicious. But they're not "fun" (for the woman, anyway). If someone stared too long they started to hurt.

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

(Honestly, the idea of another human being growing inside me is also disturbing, but that goes under the “Holy shit, I’m going to be mother!” panic.)





Ever seen the movie Alien?

:D

[Mouse_Maven]

Nosy time: are you planning to nurse?

I'm still trying to decide. The pros are substantial: healthy for baby, helps burn off the extra weight. The cons squick me out: cracked, bleeding nipples. Then there is the whole love-life thing: Mouse_Spouse is very much a breast man. What happens when his toys are taken away?

Ever seen the movie Alien?

Yep. It comes to mind. We also rented Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. Months from now, when I'm in labor, I may scream "Where is that machine that goes PING!" :D

[thirdwarning]

To get serious for just a minute here -- I never had a problem with cracked nipples. It doesn't always happen, nor does leaking or some of those other things. (Of course, I've always been a little strange, so take that for what it's worth.) My nipples did get fairly sore with my first baby, but I'm pretty sure that was because I followed the directions the nurse gave me about limiting his nursing time for the first few days. It went much better six years later with the second one, when I let her nurse according to her wants. Little bit of tenderness, but nothing to worry about.

Yes, I really am saying I hope you decide to breastfeed; I think it's way worth it. But that's the last time you'll hear it from me. "I've said my say and that's all I'll say." obligatory movie reference

[badkittypriestess]

Here is a cite for cream if you do get dry, cracked nipples. It's even organic and safe for baby mouse.


http://www.earthmamaangelbaby.com/organic_nipple_butter.html

I was a 34 C before kids, after I am a 36 C/38 C according to bra fitting but the girls will never be the same after breast feeding two boys. Who BTW didn't breast feed for long. The girls didn't put much milk out so then came the bottles. Squirting your SO is a lot of fun! :D

[kambuckta]

But they're not "fun" (for the woman, anyway).

Heh. They CAN be!!

One day kid 1 and 2 'wandered' into the bathroom while I was having a well-deserved rest from feeding kid 3, languishing in the bath and enjoying the bubbles and (supposed) privacy for a few moments.

I shooed them out with threats to take away their toys and TV privileges. They just laughed in my face.

So I resorted to Plan B....and aimed a fullsome titty in their direction.....and LET GO.

It hit one of them dead in the eye, and the other right on his chin. :eek:

They never disturbed my bath time again, and they now (at age 23 and 25) still remember the day mum shot them with her titty-milk. :D

[Autolycus]

They never disturbed my bath time again, and they now (at age 23 and 25) still remember the day mum shot them with her titty-milk. :D

That made me laugh sooooo hard. If I was drinking milk, it would have shot through my nose. (regular non-titty milk sadly).

[Shecky]

Um, this post it useless without pics?

Oh, and we'd need before AND after. You know, for scientific purposes.

[Avarie537]

I'm still trying to decide. The pros are substantial: healthy for baby, helps burn off the extra weight. The cons squick me out: cracked, bleeding nipples. Then there is the whole love-life thing: Mouse_Spouse is very much a breast man. What happens when his toys are taken away?



I had sore nipples for less than a week. The only other times mine hurt were when we had thrush. And your husband will learn how to play with your boobs without extracting milk, or he'll get used to it. I will say that IMO breastfeeding is the strongest way I bond with my baby boy. It's amazing and immense and fabulous.

I would say more, but I've got to shower. Please look into breastfeeding - that is what they're for!

[Kalhoun]

Heh. They CAN be!!

One day kid 1 and 2 'wandered' into the bathroom while I was having a well-deserved rest from feeding kid 3, languishing in the bath and enjoying the bubbles and (supposed) privacy for a few moments.

I shooed them out with threats to take away their toys and TV privileges. They just laughed in my face.

So I resorted to Plan B....and aimed a fullsome titty in their direction.....and LET GO.

It hit one of them dead in the eye, and the other right on his chin. :eek:

They never disturbed my bath time again, and they now (at age 23 and 25) still remember the day mum shot them with her titty-milk. :D
:eek: Maybe we should send some full breastages to Iraq!